HOLD THE DECORUM

Jennifer Elson & Kyle Ewan

We're a best friend duo who loves to yap. We chat about anything and everything without a filter. Laugh with us or at us; either way, we're thankful that you're listening.

  1. Screen time in the nursing home

    11/27/2025

    Screen time in the nursing home

    This week we're talking putting Hilary Duff back on the map, Uggs with heels, wtf do athletes carry in their bag, our wish lists, the Wayfair scandal, and so much more. Expression of the week: three sheets to the wind

    48 min
  2. Let's go Blue Gays!

    10/31/2025

    Let's go Blue Gays!

    This week we're talking men celebrating, the Louvre heist, Kyle updates us on the tween drama, reality tv being inhumane, phone peeping, the Clarisonic, credit card scammers, recently used emojis and so much more.

    45 min
  3. Celebrities trying to make a buck

    10/02/2025

    Celebrities trying to make a buck

    This week we're talking the Rapture, a Laneige class action, Lisa Barlow, Craig Conover being a slug, noise cancelling being a public safety issue, peeing your panties and so much more. Expression of the week: Them's the brakes

    54 min
  4. Kids these days

    09/09/2025

    Kids these days

    This week we're talking Mount Rushmore (again), Crumbl CEO, kids birthday parties, the phonetic alphabet, Cardi b and so much more. Expression of the week: All my eye and Betty Martin

    56 min
  5. Momma I'm fuku'd

    08/23/2025

    Momma I'm fuku'd

    This week we're talking performative outfits, date horror stores, wedding speeches, locking up Larsa Pippen's injector, Mount Rushmore 2.0 and so much more. Expression of the week: Hoist with his own petard

    45 min
  6. Did you settle?

    08/14/2025

    Did you settle?

    This week we're talking nothing being TMI, morning shed, new Kelly Clarkson lyrics, build a bear, couples settling, and so much more. Expression of the week: She's feeling no pain

    44 min
  7. Wtf is hypergamy?

    08/08/2025

    Wtf is hypergamy?

    We're back and we're boring! Think of this as us warming up our vocal cords, but rest assured: we’re ready to start gracing your ears weekly after our hiatus. This week, we're talking crazy couples, rumour-starting, some john mayer hate, quarter-life crisis, hypergamy(?), and introing our new segment, an advice column!

    55 min
  8. Get PETA on speed dial

    06/12/2025

    Get PETA on speed dial

    Disclaimer: The video might only make it to tiktok. Sorry not sorry. This week, we’re introducing a new segment: Dragging Our Husbands. We're chatting about ChatGPT’s climate impact (what is it?), justifying our flaws based on our zodiac signs, picking another bone with Service Ontario, city petting zoos, Facebook groups, and a little more. Expression of the week: Wouldn't say boo to a goose

    50 min
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We're a best friend duo who loves to yap. We chat about anything and everything without a filter. Laugh with us or at us; either way, we're thankful that you're listening.

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  • Creator
    Jennifer Elson & Kyle Ewan
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Show Website
    HOLD THE DECORUM