Good now revolutionaries— Evan's fiber install came with an immediate cable cut, so Alex and Will opened solo. Alex ran the RUMS-audience version of TI 028's SEC 402-page rules-proposal breakdown: what Reg D, Reg CF and Reg A tiers do, the $5M / 4-year no-accredited-gate startup exemption, and — importantly — what's NOT in it. The broker-dealer definition question that scared crypto companies in 2016-2017 got skirted entirely. Unrestricted-security concept is a Clarity carry-in (XRP-delisting-style separation between issuer and secondary marketplace). Alex still has to figure out blue sky preemption. Rules currently a proposal with no comment-period start date published yet. Alex's Vent Finance blast from the past: a full walkthrough of the 2021 KOL ICO grift mechanic. VCs get first crack at one price, KOLs get pitched at a second (capped at $2,500 by Reg CF), then everyone piles in through the influencer's audience. On paper you're up 30x, then the vesting schedule kicks in and you watch it bleed to zero while the VCs sell on top. The proposal removes the $2,500 cap. Will's read: another flood of garbage tokens incoming, just later. Will's Cards (Collector Crypt) concern: they've told the community they'd do a Hyperliquid-style aggressive revenue buyback of the token — but he can't verify it's actually turned on. Manual buybacks were happening a while back per Dakota on the show, but nothing recent posted. Token inflation kicks up in October when team + investor unlocks hit. If it's not real, that's a problem. Alex's Sat Rush explainer: don't confuse it with DCAing Bitcoin. It's a gambling game where you buy Bitcoin at markup + tickets + APR yield on any Bitcoin you leave in the vault. Morpho: strong bear-market performer, upwards channel makes Will nervous. Stellar XLM: chart is gross — need to reclaim 18¢ to matter. And confirmed: RUMS is short beef, long corn, long sugar, long fart coin. Then Ken's Corner — first installment with Kenneth Suna (Trade Invest Simplify on TikTok, KennethSuna on YouTube). Fully self-taught trader, would-be pro wrestler before he broke his back on a rope-throw drill. Started with copied gym-buddy stock trades that wiped him out. Now runs a ~30-position individual-stocks portfolio built the boring way — waste management, WWE, Apple, McDonald's, Chipotle, Johnson & Johnson — with ~10% speculative (SoundHound, D-Wave, Rigetti, Joby, Archer). His entry advice for new investors: two boring ETFs first, then individual names two years in. His research go-tos: Seeking Alpha for fundamentals and dividend safety grades, MarketWatch for cash-flow and debt drill-downs. Peloton and Beyond Meat get the same official diagnosis — looks bad. Chipotle CEO Brian Nichols went to Starbucks and the cult followed him. And on the NASDAQ record-short panic wave: everyone chill out, those are 2-4 week short-term trades reacting to earnings, not five-year America-going-to-zero calls. Powered by Arculus Wallet — getarculus.com, promo code ARCURUMS10. Powered by Jito — stake your SOL at https://www.jito.network/staking/. Support the show — Want to hang out with us after the show, get live answers to your questions, or join future giveaways? Join our free community where the show lives 24/7: community.rumshq.com — ☕ THE RISE UP MORNING SHOW☀️ LIVE Monday - Thursday @ 7a central Helpful web3 news, commentary, & answers to your crypto questions. 🍻RISE UP AFTER DARK🌗 LIVE Wednesdays @ 7p central DYOR and BYOB for casual Q&A, fun with expert guests, and altcoin research. 📈RISE UP MARKET WATCH🤑 LIVE Mondays @ 7p central Technical analysis, real macro insight, and practical takeaways to help you invest smarter in every market. ⚖️ TRUST ISSUES 🧐 LIVE Tuesdays @ 6:30p central Breaking down U.S. crypto policy, regulation, and legislation—what they mean for the industry and what comes next. — WANT MORE? 👉Connect w/us on your favorite social: https://rumshq.com 👉Become a guest or sponsor: riseup@rumshq.com 👉Join our free community: https://community.rumshq.com FOLLOW OUR HOSTS: ☮️ Evan Mann: https://beacons.ai/conversationswithevan 🤬 Alex Popovic: https://alexpopovic.info 🐬 Will Watson: https://c...