Goldie Lookin Chain

Goldie Lookin Chain
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The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real! GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Live from a shed in Newport on 18 June 2026

    1d ago

    Live from a shed in Newport on 18 June 2026

    There's ill-informed analysis of the previous night's World Cup Football, live chat from YouTube and Patreon. Craig David appears, but is never acknowledged. Watch at Patreon.com/youknowsit BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min
  2. Live In Newport Part 2

    Jun 4

    Live In Newport Part 2

    Watch the filmed versions at Patreon.com/YouKnowsIt BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
  3. Live In Newport

    Jun 1

    Live In Newport

    Part 1 of the Goldie Lookin Podcast live in Newport. How many ways is there to write this description? BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min
  4. Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

    May 7

    Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

    Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish. The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of. From there it’s straight into festival war stories, and honestly… it’s chaos: Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spudsNearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ)Silent discos turning into full-on WWE situations with securityEntire festival fields basically made of weeMisty bulldozing security like he’s in GladiatorAnd at least three separate incidents involving bodily functions gone very wrongThere’s also: The legendary “Terry Wogan is dead” sign incident (which goes about as badly as you’d expect)A full breakdown of how rumours at festivals used to spread like wildfire (RIP literally everyone every weekend apparently)Golf buggy crimes, near-death fireworks situations, and upsetting Neil Young for no reason whatsoeverA man getting gangrene from a festival fence (standard)Someone mistaking a sleeping human for a bin bag and booting them across a fieldPlus loads of vintage GLC behaviour: Getting battered in tiki barsStarting chants at other people’s gigsPlaying “family-friendly” sets to horrified Christian kidsAnd discovering that dancing in a hole can become the highlight of your entire nightKey takeaway: Festivals used to be lawless, disgusting, dangerous… and absolutely brilliant. We wrap up with a bit of modern-day moaning (IDs, sniffer dogs, no fun allowed anymore), some chat about upcoming shows, and the usual descent into nonsense about health, ageing, and trying not to die. 🔥 Highlights: “I thought I was gonna die… then I saw your face and knew I was.”“My ass was in tatters.”“That’s my uncle you t**t!”“We nearly set off the fireworks at 2pm.”💬 In short: Gout, guts, mud, booze, violence, lies, near-death experiences, and lads behaving exactly how you’d expect. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min
  5. Near Death Experiences

    Apr 23

    Near Death Experiences

    In this week's episode: 🤨The laugh-out-loud idea of buying Newport City Football Club 🔥Near-death stories from band tour mishaps, including being run over by a lorry, fireworks, being set on fire (for fun), more fireworks, eating the wrong things 🚑 Adventures with truck driving, and more roadside chaos and unexpected thrills Childhood antics and daring experiments 🌊 Unbelievable tales of almost drowning in a water park and snowboarding mishaps Watch in full at https://www.patreon.com/YouKnowsIt BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min

  6. Apr 18 ·  Bonus

    Record Store Day explained (badly, but passionately) in a GLC livestream

    This week the boys go Live & Direct (zero production values, maximum nonsense) to tackle the biggest cultural event since Egg boiled 12 eggs wrong… Record Store Day. Eggsy, Graham The Bear (GTB), King D******d and Producer Paul get stuck into: Vinyl nerd chat that quickly goes off the railsQueueing up for records like it’s 1997 againWhy Taylor Swift is basically running the vinyl industry nowAnd why HMV is now 90% plastic tat and 10% £40 Radiohead albumsGTB gives us the full emotional rollercoaster of running a record shop on Record Store Day (financial fear + Taylor Swift optimism), while Egg breaks down how it all started vs what it’s become. 📢 Shout OutsRadioactive (apparently the best band in Britain… unverified)All independent record shops doing the lord’s workAnyone still buying physical music in 2026 (respect) BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min
  7. Sly Stallone porn and Kelly Osbourne made of meat. It's another deep dive into the GLC brain 🧠

    Apr 9

    Sly Stallone porn and Kelly Osbourne made of meat. It's another deep dive into the GLC brain 🧠

    🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 20Episode 20 and the boys are back chatting absolute nonsense with just enough structure to pretend it’s a podcast. With questions from the fans, it’s another deep dive into the GLC brain — which is not a safe place to be. What’s In This Episode🎤 Questions from the fans🍺 Stories that start normal and end somewhere else entirely🧠 Memories that may or may not be true😂 Ongoing attempts to keep things on trackBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min
  8. Historian vs GLC: Graham Loveluck-Edwards on Newport

    Mar 26

    Historian vs GLC: Graham Loveluck-Edwards on Newport

    🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 19This week the boys are joined by historian and author Graham Loveluck-Edwards LLB (Hons) — which sounds very official until GLC get involved. Get ready for pirates, ships and fossilised footsteps in the mud! 📚 Real history (mostly) 🎤 GLC BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
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The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real! GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Creator
    Goldie Lookin Chain
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dark Horse Digital
  • Show Website
    Goldie Lookin Chain

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