The 2 Deans: Dating, Dread and Disaster

The 2 Deans
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The 2 Deans : Dating, Dread and Disaster and whatever other dIsasters we want to make fun of. Starring  Dean (Timothy Gager) and Dawes (Jackie Dawes)

  1. 5d ago

    DEAN AND DAWES: Deep Cuts

    Send us Fan Mail Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy “Dean” Gager To appear on the podcast, write in a disaster, buy an advertisement or give listener feedback to email thetwodeans@gmail.com or deananddawespodcast@gmail.com Join the Facebook Group: Fans or Listeners of Dean and Dawes or Text Us through the app you listen to the podcast from ===================================== Show notes Guest: Mikey Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager 1)     Aspertame Daddies on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/aspartamedaddies/    2)     May 10, 2026 DEAN AND DAWES: Date Has Got A Gun!         Oct 12, 2025 DEAN AND DAWES: Cat Man Don't! Guest: Steve from the 1st grade   3)     MAN IN THE KEYS SEGMENT   4)     LISTENER FEEDBACK   5)     The Wedding Planner movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PN6Hx1sQA   6)     APP TIME: “The Date Planner”   7)     Bill O’Reilly tantrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-Y3HJNU_s  ============================================= Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work has also been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology, and has been read on National Public Radio. He also performs music as a solo singer-songwriter in The Timothy Gager Uno.   ==============================================  The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager  ================================================ Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies  ========================================== If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

  2. Sep 6

    DEAN AND DAWES: Just Drive, he said.

    Send us Fan Mail Show notes Guest: Brooke Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager   1)     Dawe’s Birthday and 1-year Dean and Dawes Anniversary with    2)     Top 5 most listened to episodes   3)     Dancing to the Clash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM       4)        AI sex bot revives couple’s stale sex life: ‘Had experiences I didn’t know were possible’ https://nypost.com/2026/08/30/lifestyle/couple-says-sex-positive-chatbot-unlocked-their-erotic-potential/     5)     Marc Maron Movie: Are we good? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_HbCDGjb_w   6)     LISTENER FEEDBACK   7)     APP TIME: “Say It Ain’t So”         Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work has also been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology, and has been read on National Public Radio. He also performs music as a solo singer-songwriter in The Timothy Gager Uno.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager   Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies   If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30) Support the show

  3. Aug 30

    DEAN AND DAWES: “Comic Danya Goldstein Joins Us”

    Send us Fan Mail Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy “Dean” Gager To appear on the podcast, write in a disaster, buy an advertisement or give listener feedback to email thetwodeans@gmail.com or deananddawespodcast@gmail.com Join the Facebook Group: Fans or Listeners of Dean and Dawes or Text Us through the app you listen to the podcast from ===================================== Show notes Guest: Danya Goldstein (https://www.instagram.com/danyacomedy/) Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager   1)     Racist Rice Krispees Comercial from the 70s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky-0hFmaz4     2)     MAN IN THE KEYS   3)     LISTENER FEEDBACK     4)     APP TIME: Virtual Supermarket     Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work has also been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology, and has been read on National Public Radio. He also performs music as a solo singer-songwriter in The Timothy Gager Uno.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager   Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies   If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

  4. Aug 23

    DEAN AND DAWES: Coffee With Eeyore

    Send us Fan Mail Guest: Kate Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager   1)     Freedom Day for Two Women   2)     Dean has a date with BridgeIT and other Mattress Talk              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY91xrnmZt4   3)     What’s behind furniture and dressers   4)     “I’m too Busy”   5)     Ashley Reed Mystery   6)     LISTENER FEEDBACK   7)     Jackie used to sign fake notes to get out of school   8)     APP TIME: Double Date   9)     Guest: Kate   Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work has also been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology, and has been read on National Public Radio. He also performs music as a solo singer-songwriter in The Timothy Gager Uno.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager   Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies   If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

  5. Aug 16

    DEAN AND DAWES: Pleased To Meat You

    Send us Fan Mail Season 2 EP 20: DEAN AND DAWES: “Pleased To Meat You.” Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy “Dean” Gager To appear on the podcast, write in a disaster, buy an advertisement or give listener feedback to email thetwodeans@gmail.com or deananddawespodcast@gmail.com Join the Facebook Group: Fans or Listeners of Dean and Dawes or Text Us through the app you listen to the podcast from ===================================== Show notes Guest: Teisha Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager   1)     Obsession Bear Litmus Test when dating guys   2)     “Man In The Keys Interview”    3)     Aspartame Daddies Website  https://aspartamedaddies.bandcamp.com/   4)     A.I. Transcript of our shows. AI sucks.    5)     Movie Oliver song, Reviewing the Situation song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96rC4X_KWl4    6)     Don’t need to talk about everything.    7)     Listener Feedback   8)     APP TIME: The Exe-Dating App   Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work has also been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology, and has been read on National Public Radio. He also performs music as a solo singer-songwriter in The Timothy Gager Uno.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager   Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies   If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

  6. Aug 9

    DEAN AND DAWES: "Squeal Like A Pig"

    Send us Fan Mail Show notes Guest: Jade Jesser Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager   1)     20/20 Episode "Stalking Samantha: 13 Years of Terror" https://abc.com/episode/20c66df3-455f-44e3-936d-2e50b9ce4158/playlist/pl557226598   2)     Listener Feedback: Listener Favorite Episode: Celebrity Disaster, season 1 Episode 3 3)     APP TIME: Kick Em in the Head Ap 4)     Jade Jesser – MOVIE “Sweet Chorus Delores”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52bpTxeovys   5)     Jade Jesser Book Page (new book not listed)- https://www.amazon.com/stores/Jade-Jesser/author/B00KJRIYZM?ref=ap_rdr&shoppingPortalEnabled=true&ccs_id=d9509d10-069a-4477-9b45-6b7a3e2ee2b2    6)     The Movie Event Horizon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nlkEY-3CMI          Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work also has been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology and has been read on National Public Radio.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager   Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies   If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

  7. Aug 2

    DEAN AND DAWES: Butt Dial Busted.

    Send us Fan Mail Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy “Dean” Gager To appear on the podcast, write in a disaster, buy an advertisement or give listener feedback to email thetwodeans@gmail.com or deananddawespodcast@gmail.com Join the Facebook Group: Fans or Listeners of Dean and Dawes or Text Us through the app you listen to the podcast from ===================================== Show notes Guest: JIll Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager   1)     The TV Show: What’s Happening TV Show, S1, ep 2                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHoNR1YWdJU&list=PLiZCl6XIGf-gUP0SDgXv4KQ8vJf8FJhwi 2)     Dawes forces the Aspartame Daddies to shorten the Man In The Keys jingle  3)     Tour of Judy Blum’s Bookstore https://www.instagram.com/p/DQjuTZ4kYvN/?img_index=1    4)     Dean and Dawes History Lesson on Computer Dating 5)     Listener Feedback: Listener Favorite Episode: Celebrity Disaster, season 1 Episode 3 6)     APP TIME: Red Flag Dating 7)     “Dirty Laundry” Kick them when they’re up… 8)     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgJgTL5JmE     Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work also has been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology and has been read on National Public Radio.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager   Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies   If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

  8. Jul 26

    DEAN AND DAWES: Soulmate? Not.

    Send us Fan Mail Show notes Guest: Latina Bohemian Hosted by: Jackie Dawes and Timothy Gager 1)     A good production effort! 2)     Disturbed by Episode 16, Wait For It 3)     Ghosting and Book Ghosting 4)     Jenny Piccolo vs. Brian Piccolo 5)     MAN IN THE KEYS asks: What is a first date deal breaker, Part II 6)     Listener Feedback:  7)     APP TIME: The Dating Game App  Jackie Dawes is a Teacher, writer, ADHD survivor, Imposter …somewhere Ms. Kursman is laughing hysterically. Timothy “Dean” Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work also has been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology and has been read on National Public Radio.     The 2 Deans produced by Timothy Gager  Theme song, Man in the Keys and App Time Jingle written and performed by Delaware’s Aspartame Daddies  If you want MERCH. Dean and Dawes Sweatshirts ($45), and t-shirts ($30)       Support the show

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