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This Na Football Yarn Football yarn bring to table football gist football tori as e dey hot from Naija to EPL League, Champions League to Transfer wahala, we break am down with vibes wey you go feel! Gist Weh Go Burst Your Head: We no dey form expert, we dey talk am as e be! From The Match Review + Gbas Gbos drags and hailing wether na for Pidgin + English Combo, Whether you like “What a goal!” or “Omo, e burst net!”, we dey yarn your language with no too much grammar. Follow us, listen, drop your own hot takes for here, everybody get voice!

  1. Episode 79: Biggest Winners, Biggest Losers & Our Team of the Season!

    36m ago

    Episode 79: Biggest Winners, Biggest Losers & Our Team of the Season!

    The season is officially over, and we're handing out our end-of-season awards! In this episode, we break down the biggest talking points from the campaign, including who emerged as the biggest winner and who suffered the most disappointing season. We debate the most improved team, the biggest flop and comeback player of the year, and reveal our Team of the Season. We also take a deep dive into the UEFA Champions League Final, analyzing the key moments, standout performers, tactical battles, and what the result means for both clubs going forward. In this episode: ⚽ Biggest loser of the season 🏆 Biggest winner of the season 📈 Most improved team of the season 📉 Most disappointing team of the season ❌ Flop player of the season 🔥 Most improved player of the season ⭐ Our Team of the Season selections 🏅 Champions League Final review and analysis Join us for debates, hot takes, and our final verdicts on a memorable football season. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own picks in the comments! 🎙️⚽

    42 min
  2. Episode 78: Real Madrid's Identity Crisis

    2d ago

    Episode 78: Real Madrid's Identity Crisis

    This week on Football Yarn, we kick things off by discussing the growing insecurity concerns in Nigeria, with a focus on Oyo State, and how it affects everyday life and communities. We then switch to football as we review the latest NPFL developments, including Enugu Rangers emerging as champions and the surprising relegation of Remo Stars. In Europe, we dive into Real Madrid's identity crisis. Despite having a squad packed with superstars, why are there no Real Madrid players in the Spanish national team setup? We discuss the club's direction, the reported Mourinho links, whether he can manage the egos in the dressing room, and whether Kylian Mbappé has disrupted Madrid's balance rather than improved it. We also analyze Mbappé's omission from the UEFA Champions League Team of the Season, what changed at PSG after his departure, and whether the French star has simply been unlucky in his pursuit of European glory. The conversation expands into the business side of football as we examine how funding affects leagues and clubs, why Serie A clubs seem quick to rotate managers, and how financial decisions shape success on and off the pitch. Plus:⚽ Why do so many football fans dislike Arsenal and Arsenal supporters?⚽ Is Harry Kane currently the best player in the world?⚽ Can Harry Kane finally win the Ballon d'Or?⚽ Who is the favorite to win the 2026 Ballon d'Or? Join us for another lively football discussion packed with analysis, debate, and plenty of football yarns.

    46 min
  3. Episode 77: Chelle Wants $130K and 24-Hour Light: To Coach Nigeria

    May 30

    Episode 77: Chelle Wants $130K and 24-Hour Light: To Coach Nigeria

    Welcome to Football Yarn - Episode 77. Real football conversations, no filter. This week, we're all over the pitch: • 🇳🇬 Nigeria & AFCON 2025: Super Eagles finished third, Chelle's tactics showed progress, but World Cup 2026 miss still stings. Now he wants $130,000/month, SUV with chauffeur, house with 24-hour electricity, and zero interference in team selection. Greedy or justified for a coach who delivered results? • 🇮🇹 Conte Leaves Napoli: Won the Scudetto in 2024-25, but walks away after 2025-26 season citing failure to "unite the environment." Classic Conte wins, then explodes. Italy national team job waiting? • 🩵 Pep Guardiola Exits Manchester City: 10 years, 20 trophies, domestic double in his final season. Enzo Maresca his former assistant signs 3-year deal. Can anyone follow the GOAT, or is this City empire about to crumble? • 🇵🇹 Ronaldo's 6th World Cup: At 41, Cristiano Ronaldo makes history with Portugal. Record-breaking appearance, but is this about glory or just extending the brand? Will he finally lift the one trophy missing? • ⚪ Mourinho to Real Madrid? Would Perez gamble on the Special One again, or is this just fan fiction?

    30 min
  4. Episode 76: Arsenal EPL Champions — 22 Years of Pain and Banter Finally Over!

    May 22

    Episode 76: Arsenal EPL Champions — 22 Years of Pain and Banter Finally Over!

    Welcome to Football Yarn — Episode 76. Real football conversations, no filter. This week, we celebrate and debate: • 🔴 Arsenal Premier League Champions: Twenty-two years in the wilderness. Arteta's process finally delivers. Is this the start of a dynasty or just one moment of glory? • 🔴 Bruno Fernandes 20 Assists: Equals the Henry/De Bruyne record. 101 chances created. FWA Footballer of the Year winner. The PFA award is surely his — or is there still debate? • 🔴 Michael Carrick Stays at Manchester United: Two-year deal secured after Champions League qualification. Players respond to him, but can he handle the permanent pressure? • 🟢 Celtic 56th Scottish Title + Iheanacho: Another crown for the Glasgow giants, and a Nigerian shines bright. Shoutout to Iheanacho for his contribution.

    32 min
  5. Episode 75: UCL vs EPL: Which One Actually Matters?

    May 16

    Episode 75: UCL vs EPL: Which One Actually Matters?

    This week on Football Yarn — Episode 75: • 🏆 Which is bigger: Champions League glory or Premier League grind? • ⚽ Which position is hardest: Striker, keeper, or the thankless DM? Two debates. No right answers. Just hot takes. LKT, Tobi & Ayo. No filters.

    20 min
  6. Episode 74: Madrid in Full Crisis

    May 14

    Episode 74: Madrid in Full Crisis

    This week on Football Yarn — Episode 74: • 🔴 Arsenal: Another controversial win; Premier League bias or just conspiracy talk? • ⚪ Real Madrid: Pérez loses it at press conference; full crisis? Do they need Mourinho again? • 🟢 Real Betis: Back in UCL after 21 years; can they compete or just happy to be here? • 🇧🇷 Brazil: Ancelotti recalls Thiago Silva and Neymar: smart experience or can't move forward? • 👩‍🏫 Marie-Louise Eta: First woman in Europe's top 5: football changing or just a moment? • 🔵 Barcelona: Back-to-back La Liga, Yamal unstoppable; new dynasty loading? LKT, Tobi & Ayo. No filters. Just football.

    34 min
  7. Episode 73: Wenger 22, Arteta 6: Double Fit End Am?

    May 7

    Episode 73: Wenger 22, Arteta 6: Double Fit End Am?

    Welcome to Football Yarn where we don't just talk, we have proper football conversation. This week, we're all over the pitch: • 🔴 Arsenal's Historic Double: Premier League champions-elect, Champions League semifinals can Arteta's men do the unthinkable and win both? • 🦅 Glasner's European Dream: Crystal Palace in Conference League contention can the Austrian deliver European glory to Selhurst Park? • 🩵 Man City's Title Wobble: Dropped points at Everton, Pep admits it's out of their hands is the dynasty finally cracking? • 🔵 Chelsea in Crisis: Seven consecutive Premier League defeats, manager sacked, fans revolting crisis or complete collapse? • ⚪ Tottenham's Relegation Battle: Out of the bottom three but not safe yet can De Zerbi finish the job or will Spurs sink? • 🌍 World Cup 2026 Shake-up: FIFA president confirms Iran is coming political tensions, football consequences, and the question of who really controls the game With LKT, Tobi, and Ayo. Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Football Yarn.

    35 min
  8. Episode 72: 75 Wins in 100 Games 😳 Is Flick Already a Barcelona Legend?

    Apr 30

    Episode 72: 75 Wins in 100 Games 😳 Is Flick Already a Barcelona Legend?

    In this episode, we dive into some of the biggest talking points in football management right now. We kick things off with Marie-Louise Eta, who made history as the first woman to manage Union Berlin. After two games in charge, we ask the big question should results define her so early, and what does this mean for women stepping into top-level management in football? Then we shift to FC Barcelona and the impact of Hansi Flick. With an impressive record—75 wins in 100 games we debate whether he’s already among the greatest managers in the club’s history, or if legacy requires more time, trophies, and consistency. From there, we look at the potential return of Frank Lampard to the Premier League. Is he ready for another shot at the top level, or does he still have more to prove? We also break down the rise of Michael Carrick. With strong performances and a clear identity, has he done enough to earn a bigger role, or is patience still needed before handing him full control at the highest level? Throughout the episode, we reflect on how football is a cycle—these situations have happened before, and they will happen again. From managerial pressure to opportunity and redemption, the game never stops evolving. This is Football Yarn—real football conversations, no filter. 🎙️⚽

    36 min
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This Na Football Yarn Football yarn bring to table football gist football tori as e dey hot from Naija to EPL League, Champions League to Transfer wahala, we break am down with vibes wey you go feel! Gist Weh Go Burst Your Head: We no dey form expert, we dey talk am as e be! From The Match Review + Gbas Gbos drags and hailing wether na for Pidgin + English Combo, Whether you like “What a goal!” or “Omo, e burst net!”, we dey yarn your language with no too much grammar. Follow us, listen, drop your own hot takes for here, everybody get voice!

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  • Creator
    Football Yarn
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    79
  • Rating
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