Two Cents: We See Scary Movies

Talon and Christopher
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A horror podcast with a twist—every month, we tackle a new theme! From summer slashers to haunted houses, creepy kids to killer dolls, we dive deep into the frights, tropes, and absurdities of horror. Expect scene breakdowns, wild reactions, and plenty of opinions as we give our two cents on what makes these movies scream-worthy (or just scream-worthy bad). New episodes every Tuesday—join us for a terrifyingly good time!

  1. The Babysitter (2017) | Puberty Is Hard, But Satanic Cults Are Worse

    Jun 2

    The Babysitter (2017) | Puberty Is Hard, But Satanic Cults Are Worse

    This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher kick off Grave Humor Month with The Babysitter (2017), a Netflix horror comedy that asks the important question: what if Home Alone had more blood, more Satan, and a babysitter who was somehow both amazing and absolutely the worst person to leave alone with your child? Cole thinks he is just sneaking downstairs to see what his cool babysitter Bee does after bedtime. Unfortunately, what she does after bedtime is host a satanic blood ritual with her very attractive, very unstable friend group. From fire pokers through eyeballs to homemade bug spray flamethrowers, this movie takes one anxious twelve-year-old and turns him into a tiny suburban John McClane with trauma. Let’s just say… this is one night of babysitting that goes completely off the rails. The Babysitter is currently available to stream on Netflix. #TheBabysitter #TheBabysitter2017 #NetflixHorror #HorrorComedy #GraveHumor #TwoCentsWeSeeScaryMovies #HorrorPodcast #MovieReviewPodcast #ScaryMovies #CultHorror #SamaraWeaving #JudahLewis #DarkComedy #HorrorFans #PodcastEpisode

    29 min
  2. The Ruins — One Map, One Stranger, Zero Survival Instincts

    May 19

    The Ruins — One Map, One Stranger, Zero Survival Instincts

    Spring Break, Broken Bodies continues, and we're trading prehistoric fish for something arguably worse — plants with a personal vendetta. This week, Christopher leads us through The Ruins (2008): a group of Americans on vacation in Mexico who follow a German stranger they just met into an unmarked jungle to find some ancient ruins, because sure, why not. What follows is killer vines, at least one surgical scene nobody asked for, and an ending that's significantly better on DVD than it was in theaters. Different ecosystem than last week. Same catastrophic decision-making. #TheRuins #HorrorPodcast #BadDecisions #SurvivalHorror #ScaryMovies #MovieBreakdown #HorrorFans #FilmTalk

    32 min
  3. Piranha 3D (2010) | Spring Break, Bad Decisions, and a Lake Full of Teeth

    May 5

    Piranha 3D (2010) | Spring Break, Bad Decisions, and a Lake Full of Teeth

    In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher review Piranha 3D (2010), the wild spring break horror movie packed with killer fish, nonstop gore, disaster-movie chaos, and one of the most ridiculous creature-feature setups of the 2010s. This horror movie podcast episode breaks down the Jaws-style opening, the underwater dance sequence, the massive piranha attack, the practical gore effects, the bizarre 3D moments, and the stacked cast that somehow includes Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Richard Dreyfuss, Jerry O’Connell, and Adam Scott. This is also Christopher’s first official episode as the new co-host of Two Cents, and the first episode in the show’s new video format. The result is a funny, sarcastic, and brutally honest horror movie review of a film that is equal parts bloody, stupid, entertaining, and unforgettable. If you like horror movie reviews, creature features, shark-adjacent terror, spring break horror, campy horror movies, practical gore, and funny movie podcasts, this episode is for you. Next up in the Spring Break Broken Bodies theme: The Ruins. #Piranha3D #HorrorMovieReview #CreatureFeature #SpringBreakHorror #HorrorPodcast #CampyHorror #MovieReview #PiranhaMovie #2010Horror #ScaryMoviePodcast

    39 min
  4. The Night of Something Strange — We Are So Sorry | Horror Movie Review

    Apr 21

    The Night of Something Strange — We Are So Sorry | Horror Movie Review

    ***LISTENER WARNING IS ADVISED***This month's theme is You Make Me Sick — movies about disease, infection, and things that crawl under your skin. And then there's The Night of Something Strange, which interpreted that as a personal challenge and won. Talon and Dan dive into one of the most bizarre, disgusting, and downright unhinged horror movies ever made — Night of Something Strange (2016). What starts as a road trip quickly turns into a full-blown nightmare fueled by a mysterious infection, over-the-top gore, and scenes that will absolutely make you question your life choices. This isn’t just horror… this is shock value turned all the way up. Is it so bad it’s good… or just straight-up disturbing? Talon and Dan break down the insanity, react to the wildest moments, and try to figure out what this movie was even trying to do. If you like weird horror movies, cult horror, or just want to hear two people process absolute chaos in real time, this one’s for you. #NightOfSomethingStrange #HorrorMovieReview #WeirdHorror #CultHorror #GrossHorror #ExtremeHorror #BadHorrorMovies #HorrorPodcast #ZombieHorror #IndieHorror #ScaryMovies #MovieReview #TwoCentsPodcast

    1h 37m
  5. The Bay (2012) | The Found Footage Parasite Horror That Feels Uncomfortably Real

    Apr 7

    The Bay (2012) | The Found Footage Parasite Horror That Feels Uncomfortably Real

    Talon and Dan break down The Bay (2012), a found footage eco-horror about pollution, parasites, and a Fourth of July outbreak that wipes out an entire town. As part of this month’s theme “You Make Me Sick!”, this episode dives into disease horror, environmental horror, and the unsettling idea that something like this could almost happen. Is The Bay an underrated found footage horror… or just a very long warning about swimming in brackish water? Next episode: The Night of Something Strange Music CreditMonster Within – Quinten Coblentz Hashtags#TheBay #FoundFootageHorror #ParasiteHorror #EcoHorror #DiseaseHorror #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovieReview #TwoCentsWeSeeScaryMovies

    48 min
  6. All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) | When Popularity Turns Deadly

    Mar 16

    All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) | When Popularity Turns Deadly

    All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) is a slow-burn slasher that trades jump scares for obsession, jealousy, and quiet menace. Set within a tight circle of teenagers, the film explores how admiration can curdle into fixation — and how popularity can quickly become a liability. In this episode of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, Dan leads the discussion on All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, breaking down the film’s themes, pacing, and cult reputation. The conversation digs into the psychology driving the characters, the movie’s delayed release history, and why it continues to divide horror fans years later. This episode is part of our Kills Like Teen Spirit theme — where teenage emotions, fragile egos, and bad decisions collide with deadly consequences. Next month’s theme: You Make Me Sick We kick things off with The Bay, a found-footage horror film about environmental collapse, unchecked infection, and what happens when warnings go ignored. You can watch The Bay on Plex. Using our Plex link in the show notes helps support the podcast — and helps Dan continue building his physical-media stockpile for the inevitable apocalypse… or so he hopes. Music Credit: Monster Within by Quinten Coblentz Be scared, be prepared, and don’t get caught in the dark. #AllTheBoysLoveMandyLane #TeenHorror #SlasherMovies #HorrorPodcast #PsychologicalHorror #CultHorror #KillsLikeTeenSpirit #HorrorMovieAnalysis #HorrorYouTube

    35 min
  7. Cherry Falls (2000) | When Being a Virgin Gets You Killed

    Mar 3

    Cherry Falls (2000) | When Being a Virgin Gets You Killed

    Season 2 of Two Cents: We See Scary Movies is officially back, and we’re kicking things off with Cherry Falls (2000) — the first entry in this month’s theme: Kills Like Teen Spirit. This theme dives into horror stories centered around teens, high school trauma, and the deadly consequences of growing up — and Cherry Falls wastes no time flipping classic slasher rules on their head. Instead of punishing sexually active teens, this killer targets virgins, setting off panic, secrets, and moral confusion in a small town already rotting from the inside. Talon and Dan break down the plot, the killer’s motivations, the film’s stacked early-career cast, and why Cherry Falls feels like a movie with big ideas that never quite found its footing. Watch, stream, or support Dan's physical media obsession through Plex: https://www.plex.tv/plex-pass/ Using the link helps support the show — and Dan’s ongoing belief that physical media is essential for surviving the apocalypse. Music for this episode: Monster Within by Quinten Coblentz #CherryFalls #KillsLikeTeenSpirit #TeenHorror #SlasherMovies #HorrorMoviePodcast #Early2000sHorror #CultSlasher #TwoCentsPodcast #HorrorFilmReview #SeasonTwo

    1h 29m
  8. Season 2 of our horror movie podcast is officially on the way.

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    Season 2 of our horror movie podcast is officially on the way.

    But there are changes coming...Dan will appear in the first two months of episodes, and then Christopher steps in as the new co-host moving forward. Schedules change, priorities shift, and this felt like the right evolution for Two Cents: We See Scary Movies. If you know Christopher from One Season Wonder, you already know the energy at the table will be different. The dynamic changes, but the core stays the same: horror-forward discussion, sharp humor, and honest reactions to the movies we cover. Season 2 also marks our move into full video format. Episodes will now be recorded on camera, bringing a more visual experience alongside the audio release. Season 2 premieres April 1, 2026. Music: “Monsters Within” by Quentin Cobletz

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A horror podcast with a twist—every month, we tackle a new theme! From summer slashers to haunted houses, creepy kids to killer dolls, we dive deep into the frights, tropes, and absurdities of horror. Expect scene breakdowns, wild reactions, and plenty of opinions as we give our two cents on what makes these movies scream-worthy (or just scream-worthy bad). New episodes every Tuesday—join us for a terrifyingly good time!

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  • Creator
    Talon and Christopher
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    40
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Talon and Christopher
  • Show Website
    Two Cents: We See Scary Movies