Four Takes Movie Podcast

Four Takes Movie Podcast

Four friends give their takes on movies that they love and/or hate. A meandering and sometimes hilarious take on the movies that made us.

  1. Sep 8

    #14 Aliens

    Please be advised that this episode of the Four Takes Movie Podcast contains discussions of sensitive and potentially distressing themes. In analysing the psychological subtext of the Alien franchise, the team delve into several intense and serious concepts, which may cause distress to some listeners. Listener discretion is advised. With that important notice established, we welcome you to another chaotic instalment of our cinematic journey. This week, Martin, Luke, Adam, and an exceptionally well-hydrated David grab their pulse rifles and motion trackers to tackle James Cameron’s 1986 action masterpiece, Aliens, specifically focusing on the superior character development and pacing of the 1990 Special Edition. However, because our crew is physically incapable of staying on track, we first take a scenic route through the modern cinema landscape. We kick off with a review of Spider-Man: A Brand New Day, which we surprisingly found to be a deeply emotional movie about male loneliness, before pivoting to Christopher Nolan’s three-hour IMAX epic, The Odyssey, which left Luke's bum completely numb while presenting Odysseus as a sandaled John Wick. Along the way, we debate whether listener Matt Damon secretly hates David, pay a brief tribute to Danny DeVito’s legendary legal career in The Rain Maker, and discuss how David somehow managed to avoid throwing up in Martin’s car on the ride home. When the team get around to the main event, they dive deep into how James Cameron successfully transformed a legendary horror franchise into the archetype of science fiction action. We share some incredible, budget-friendly Hollywood prop secrets, revealing how the base in Rogue One is just a London tube station, Qui-Gon Jinn’s surprising communicator in Star Wars and how Mr. Fusion from Back to the Future can be bought on eBay. Our hosts also dissect the legendary on-set culture clash between director James Cameron, who wanted non-stop explosive action, and the British crew, who repeatedly halted production for their scheduled tea breaks. In addition to these lighter anecdotes, we analyze the incredible practical effects of the film, celebrate Bill Paxton's iconic performance as the panicking Hudson, and explore the powerful maternal themes that connect Ellen Ripley and Newt in their shared battle against the Alien Queen. We wrap up the episode with our traditional final verdicts, where we assign our scores out of ten and witness some highly creative, mathematically questionable grading from Adam, We also give our listeners a quick teaser of our next episode, where we will be taking a look at David Fincher’s classic film Fight Club, which our hosts have already predecided is a movie entirely about IKEA.

    #14 Aliens
  2. May 22

    #12 Back to the Future

    Welcome back to the Four Takes Movie Podcast! It only took us six months to find an actual floor to record on (thanks for building it, Adam; way to supervise, David). Join Martin, Adam, Luke, and David as they stave off their impending demise to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Robert Zemeckis's 1985 classic, Back to the Future. Before we hit 88 miles per hour, enjoy a completely baffling detour into Jeff Goldblum's lack of an acting "switch", a defence of the Devil Wears Prada cinematic universe, and a surreal tangent about The Sheep Detectives, a movie where a flock of sheep try to solve a murder. Once we finally fire up the flux capacitor, the guys gush over the sheer majesty of seeing the DeLorean in glorious IMAX and Dolby Atmos. Expect passionate, old-man-yells-at-cloud rants about how modern 4K movies look like they've been slapped with a cheap Instagram beautification filter, a deep dive into the magic of '70s Foley artists crushing lettuce to make alien sounds, and a logical breakdown of why time-traveling in a DeLorean is way more believable than Indiana Jones surviving a nuke in a refrigerator. Stick around for the real behind-the-scenes drama, including Crispin Glover's righteous fury over face-stealing and '80s capitalism, David's absolute refusal to accept the dystopian nightmare timeline of Back to the Future II, and a collective roasting of Michael J. Fox’s catastrophic attempt at an Irish accent in the third film. Next time, we'll be doing a Mel Brookes classic, because it’s going to take us until at least November to convince everyone to sit through Dune!

    #12 Back to the Future
  3. 12/30/2025

    #10 Seven

    This week on the Four Takes Movie Podcast, the team trades the high-speed nostalgia of seeing Back to the Future in IMAX for the rain-soaked, soul-crushing popcorn movie that is David Fincher's 1995 masterpiece, Seven (or Se7en). Recorded on November 5th, the discussion is punctuated by the sound of fireworks—or "gunshots," depending on how much the film has already rattled your nerves—as the hosts endeavour to record audio while the great British public are outside celebrating Bonfire Night, the annual tradition where we celebrate a man who tried to blow up the houses of Parliament. You can expect to hear Adam’s emotional crisis unfold in real-time as he realizes that Morgan Freeman playing a world weary detective is significantly less upbeat than his usual God-like roles. Adam is quite certain the film has permanently harmed his soul, while the others dismiss it as mere mainstream light horror. The team dive deep into the seven deadly sins, featuring a sloth-related jump scare that nearly forced caused a trouser emergency and a debate on whether Gwyneth Paltrow’s work in a box might actually be her finest performance to date. The conversation also takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about the horrors of 1995 internet, where one would stay up all night just to see half a boob, and why the nameless, gritty city featured in Seven is basically Gotham but worse. You will hear the tale of how Brad Pitt actually sliced his arm to the bone during a chase scene, only for the take to be scrapped anyway, and learn why the FBI tracking your library books is the original Big Brother move. From the world's most nervous actor making everyone sweaty to the Nine Inch Nails remixes that set the bleak tone, the sources show the group eventually agreeing that the film is a near-perfect masterpiece. Stick around until the end to hear the lads pivot from severed heads to prehistoric predators as they announce their next film for review Whether you are here for the cinematic misery or just to hear Adam be a jittering wreck, this episode has it all.

    #10 Seven

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Four friends give their takes on movies that they love and/or hate. A meandering and sometimes hilarious take on the movies that made us.