2 Cents, No Change Show

Mr. Fernando and Mr. Alladat Shyt
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2 Cents No Change Show, a highly opinionated segment-driven show where hosts Mr. Fernando and Mr. Alladat Shyt, yo favorite uncles, explore life, entertainment, politics, these social streets and travel and countless others who know what's. Each episode is a mix of topics, conversations, and tangents between the two hosts; that might not always be right but, they got a point. We will feature special guests, engaging performances, and lively roundtable discussions on trending topics. The conversations are real, relatable, and entertaining. Tune in because every topic deserves our 2 Cents.

  1. Jun 3

    Don't do it

    Vacation Regrets, Messy Therapy, Startup Reality Checks & Trump’s $1.8B Fund — Two Cents, No Change The hosts return from a hiatus, urge viewers to like/subscribe, and open with “Collection Plate,” sharing lessons from paying for a Mother’s Day Hawaii trip for their mom and aunts who barely did activities or went to the beach, concluding people can seem unimpressed when they didn’t pay. They discuss restarting therapy and describe two failed counselors—one disorganized and another overly self-focused—while noting the difficulty of finding a Black gay therapist; one host praises his current therapist. They then talk startups and funding, arguing investors fund familiar Ivy-League circles, not outsiders. In “Nickel Slick,” they criticize a reported DOJ plan tied to a Trump/IRS settlement to compensate January 6 allies and mention a tax-audit exemption addendum. They rant about tech surveillance, internet addiction, voter apathy, barbershop misinformation, and an Oprah/AI clip they find vague. Closing “Two Cents” targets dating-show “top/bottom” discourse and concludes the country feels “cooked” after seeing unregistered or evasive young voters. 00:00 S2–EP7 Don't do it 03:12 Collection Plate 11:57 Raggedy ass counselors 21:05 The good Ole startups 25:18 Squeezing the data right out 28:17 Nickel Slick 01:01:47 Reading Them Hoes 01:09:21 Bo Bo the Fool Barber 01:18:01 AI and the new way of life and work 01:29:56 Our 2 Cents

    1h 41m

  2. May 19

    Don't do what you don't know.

    Burnout, Family Entitlement, Career Pivots, Porch Pirates & a Rant on ‘Slanted’ Mr. All Alladat Shyt and Mr. Fernando vent about being overworked from 6 AM to 6 PM, juggling exhausting corporate reporting and “creative on demand,” and discuss grabbing opportunities while they come. They shift to family dynamics, with one describing a cousin who recently started calling despite having little in common and seeming to feel entitled because of past help from his parents, leading to talk about therapy, emotional avoidance, and health in their community. A meme—“What isn’t meant for you will disappoint you in a thousand ways until you learn the lesson and leave”—sparks reflection on pivoting careers, evolving creatively, and knowing when to walk away. They also complain about a stolen dresser delivery and unhelpful retailer/shipping responses, then review and criticize the film “Slanted” for its transracial-to-white premise and disrespect toward the main character’s family and friends. 00:00 S2-EP4 Don't do what you don't know 05:51 Collection Plate 10:52 Why yo cousin be callin you? 21:12 Career chapter changes 26:19 Porch Pirates 29:38 Slanted 40:23 Nickel Slick 40:49 Gay Archetypes 54:03 How did the troops vote? 01:06:43 Christ come get your child 01:13:26 Castro Supreme 01:20:39 Our 2 Cents 01:20:57 Why some YT man thought this was a we converation 01:25:43 Why you gotta fight someone to be wrong?

    1h 30m

  3. Apr 23

    Jack'd A Poem

    Ex’s Ex Houseguest, Job Hunt Burnout, and “Jacked: A Poem” | Nickel Slick + Jukebox Money We banter and ask viewers to like, share, and subscribe, then recap a chaotic week where Mr. Fernando hosts his ex’s ex—a Black professional dancer—for four days, describing nonstop conversation, no hookup, and unexpected perks like groceries and weed. They discuss learning new insight about why Fernando’s ex ended things, framing it around intimidation and competing “dominant” personalities, and broaden into dating frustrations and sexual stereotypes. The conversation shifts to long-term unemployment in the creative/tech space, skepticism about resume feedback, perceived hiring bias, and recruiters as gatekeepers, plus concerns about AI replacing jobs and talk of UBI. They touch on Trump-era commentary, TSA/ICE remarks, and Steve Bessent, then review SheaMoisture black soap shower gel and a United Airlines destroyed-baggage claim payout. Segments include “Jacked: A Poem” about a hostile app chat, a viral gymnastics floor routine, Cardi B tour chatter, jukebox music picks, and “2 cents” on youth lowering ambitions. 00:00 S2 - EP5 Jack'd: A POEM 02:47 Collection Plate 03:25 Hosting your ex's ex 19:34 Transitioning out of creative design industry 37:24 Iran like black folk 41:36 Black Moisture Soap? 43:08 Why you lost your bag? 43:10 What happened to your bag? 50:20 Nickel Slick 52:59 ICE Messing with Vacation Season 53:29 Faded Black People 56:24 Where Yall going? 57:11 Scott Bassett arrogant ass 01:12:45 Jack'ed A POEM 01:24:39 Get it on the floor routine 01:31:06 Jukebox Money 01:31:35 Earth Sign Chels 01:32:16 Cain Culto ft. Jarina Demarco 01:34:34 Our 2 cents 01:35:05 When bills want money but, Ray Charles when it comes to a job 01:45:09 Mr. Alladt Shyt's 2 Cents Credits: Collection Plate: NBC News–Meet The press with Scott Bessent–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55FtfIk8U94 Nickel Slick: Page 6 (Nicole Kidman's Photo Bomb)–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8VeGQK4coc @leannram (CardB's Advice)–https://www.instagram.com/p/DVpZvomiRI9/ @kyrstin_johnson–FloorRoutine–https://www.instagram.com/p/DVpZvomiRI9/ Jukebox Money: @earthsignchels – Already Won–https://www.instagram.com/earthsignchels/ @cainculto–https://linktr.ee/cainculto?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=bbf85861-204d-40ac-affe-2d39c92aa716 @rochonemusic– I love sex–https://linktr.ee/cainculto?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=bbf85861-204d-40ac-affe-2d39c92aa716

    1h 56m

  4. Mar 31

    Trolling the Trolls

    In this show Mr. Alladat Shyt vents about a frustrating two-plus-hour hold call before reminding viewers to like, share, and subscribe. We joke about the power of a good weed-syrup lemonade cocktail and do a “collection plate” bit, then swap stories of trolling online commenters, including replies on posts about Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry’s anti-DEI stance, Jasmine Crockett insults, and Don Lemon’s arraignment. Mr. Alladat Shyt recaps a long-weekend trip to St. Croix—great food, beaches, and a boutique hotel with poor hospitality—then critiques “DL” Caribbean dating culture. We discuss Beef Dip in Puerto Vallarta, a new romantic connection in Mexico, and cartel retaliation after a U.S.-assisted operation killed a cartel leader, leading to fires, airport and store violence, and looting. The episode closes with reflections on not matching hateful energy, practicing self-love, and frustration over expensive prescription glasses, plus a note that Apple Podcasts will be on video. 00:00 Trolling the Trolls 03:41 Collection Plate 07:49 Read the Trolls 17:56 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Island Trip 27:02 Twitter X Rated 31:36 Back to weird DL Caribbean men 33:18 Beef Dip 36:35 This boy I met 38:23 We chillin? Where? 42:45 Nickel Slick 56:25 Our 2 Cents 56:47 Mr Fernando hugging the hate away 01:05:17 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Expensive Glasses

    1h 11m

  5. Mar 3

    Epstein Pedos

    On this episode "Epstein Pedos" The hosts open by urging viewers to like, subscribe, share. We vent about work stress, preparing for a Mexico trip, and reject paying for sex. We debate friends-with-benefits versus boyfriends, arguing romantic partners should be friends first and criticizing emotionless expectations in gay dating. They recount seeking STI testing in Austin, refusing a $250–$300 county-clinic fee, and emphasizing free testing, knowing your status, and using doxy prep. They react to a video about an ICE shooting and discuss deaths in ICE custody, political double-speak, and concerns about abuse and trafficking. The episode closes with intense HOA complaints about poor responsiveness, rising fees, special assessments, and neighborhood security priorities. 00:00 S2 - EP2 Epstein Pedos 04:01 Collection Plate 09:47 Dude Charging on Jackd?! 7:24 Just come cut my hair brah 23:13 So you think I need a man? 39:15 Nickle Slick 42:03 Testing Testing STD 47:20 Alex Pretti 01:16:54 Our 2 Cents 01:17:12 The HOA CREDITS: Josh Doss Gaye Magazine GET TESTED: https://aidsvu.org/services

    1h 38m

  6. Feb 11

    What is it good for?

    In this dynamic and unfiltered episode, we dive into a multitude of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and social commentary to the importance of emotional accountability in politics. Get ready for raw and real discussions on the state of ICE, the impact of faulty customer service, and personal reflections on the influences that shape our lives. Remember to like, share, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/2centsnochangeshow 00:00 S2 – EP 1 What is it good for? 03:00 Collection Plate 04:36 Surprise It's a Threesome 10:33 Why dating some bi men like a woman?! 19:49 Nickle Slick 23:12 ICE Causing RIP 01:02:35 Put it on the line 01:11:53 Janruary 6ers - Where are they now? 01:24:47 Our 2 Cents 01:25:00 Mr. Alladat Shyt 's Customer Service 01:32:06 Mr. Fernando - I love you mom

    1h 35m

  7. Jan 13

    No for EBT but, there is ICE?

    Epic Rants, Tron Reviews, and Thanksgiving Woes: In this episode, the hosts go all out with spirited discussions and rants. They kick off with cheerful greetings, asking "How y'all doing? Y'all doing good?" They reflect on post-No Kings Sunday. The episode takes a personal turn as one host laments, "My hair ain't cut," describing the struggle with a tardy barber. The conversation shifts to Thanksgiving concerns, with the alarming announcement, "You may not get your EBT in November." The Tron movie review is not to be missed, offering insights like "The visuals are very crisp" and critiques such as "Why did the cybersecurity have to take the form of a human?" The hosts don't hold back on their disdain for ICE agents, as one boldly declares, "I hit hard, bitch!" Personal vendettas against toxic masculinity are vocalized: "Men need to find some bravery." They wrap up with a call to action: "Like, subscribe, and share!" This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions, social commentary, and pop culture insights. Don't miss it! 00:00 Ep 20 No for EBT but, there is ICE? 01:55 Collection Plate 07:32 Tron Movie Ares Take 14:59 Tisha Campbell As Trya Banks 17:06 Armond's Breaking News 22:55 Jukebox Money 23:13 Summer Walker's Finally Over it Release 26:22 Have you heard of Merna? 30:32 Nickle Slick 31:57 You Tried Her 41:34 F All of em 43:08 I don't wish you well 54:49 Our 2 Cents 54:55 Toxic Male Issues 01:02:20 Japanese dude first time with a black man 01:03:52 Bills 01:07:55 Never Too Big To Fail

    1h 15m

  8. Jan 6

    The Ladyboys

    Apple's New Scam Blocker, Republican Hypocrisy & Japan Travel Tales | More 2 Cents for you to hook yo ears on. In this lively episode, the we humorously discuss a variety of topics including our latest thoughts on Apple's iPhone scam blocker, shady recurring payments by Apple, and the petty GOP leaders like Mike Johnson and Ron DeSantis focusing on rainbow crosswalks. Additionally, they delve into their personal experiences with dating, sexuality, and holidays. Mr. Alladat Shyt's travel stories about Japan and Taiwan are shared alongside entertaining stories of nightlife and hoeish encounters. 00:00 EP 19 The Ladyboys 01:04 Collection Plate 01:18 iPhone Scam Blocker and Screener 11:51 Diane Carroll 13:23 It's gonna be a light Christmas 18:11 Blue States are the baby daddies of the US 20:53 ICE Y'all Nasty 23:49 Mr. Alladat Shyt Trip to Japan 01:00:32 Nickle Slick 01:00:56 Greg and Desantis Pride Side Walks 01:04:01 Be careful what you force gays to do 01:11:52 What is 9 Monsters? 01:21:09 Drake gets DISMISSED, again! 01:24:38 Our 2 Cents 01:24:56 Can you be saved and cut my hair? 01:31:23 The Ladyboys

    1h 38m
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2 Cents No Change Show, a highly opinionated segment-driven show where hosts Mr. Fernando and Mr. Alladat Shyt, yo favorite uncles, explore life, entertainment, politics, these social streets and travel and countless others who know what's. Each episode is a mix of topics, conversations, and tangents between the two hosts; that might not always be right but, they got a point. We will feature special guests, engaging performances, and lively roundtable discussions on trending topics. The conversations are real, relatable, and entertaining. Tune in because every topic deserves our 2 Cents.

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  • Creator
    Mr. Fernando and Mr. Alladat Shyt
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Mr. Fernando and Mr. Alladat Shyt
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