Secret Lives of Sommeliers

Secret Lives of Sommeliers
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For the girls, the gays, and anyone who knows that the best stories start with “Okay, so don’t be mad…” Hosted by Sage Toomey & Lucrezio, this is not self-help—just a wine-fueled deep dive into the questionable choices, and the kind of stories that should probably stay corked. But where’s the fun in that? Pour a glass, lower your standards, and let’s get into it. New episode every Monday. Follow Us: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@SecretLivesofSommeliers TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@secretlivesofsommeliers Lucrezio TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@lucreziooo Lucrezio Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucreziooo?igsh=YWt1MG5hcXhpY3I5  Sage TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@sage_toomey Sage Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sage_toomey/?hl=en Business Inquires - secretlivesofsommeliers@gmail.com

  1. 10/16/2025

    Fumé Blanc & Existential Crises

    The Arizona heat melts more than just our bottles as we spiral from Sauvignon Blanc into celibacy, chaos, and culinary trivia. Tune in for “Guess That Recipe,” unfiltered confessions, and the inventions we wish existed.

    1h 1m

  2. 09/19/2025

    Slovakian Riesling & the End of the World

    We sip our very first Slovakian Riesling while diving into PI-level internet sleuthing, Hopi prophecies, celebrity drama, and the end of the world.

    49 min

  3. 09/06/2025

    Spanish Crianza & Scottsdale Tea

    Listen as we sip Spanish Crianza and talk Scottsdale Tea, Political Takes, Service Industry drug use and so much more.

    1h 2m

  4. 08/20/2025

    Trader Joe's Wine & Our Unsolicited Opinions

    We start with the famous Trader Joe’s Wine hack and end up unpacking everything from our take on sugar daddies, creepy encounters at choir sing-alongs, and who should be tipped. Unconventional uses of Chat GPT, Decorating Cents, Scottsdale Dating Culture...etc.

    54 min

  5. 08/07/2025

    Cursed Company Slogans & Rants

    We rank life’s biggest demons (moving, heartbreak, actual death), talk wine lies and airline crimes, and play a game of ‘real or fake?’ with headlines like ghost pirate marriages and men dying from eggs. Also: TSA beef, Waymo slander, and why Franzia is kind of a hero.

    57 min

  6. 08/01/2025

    Another Crashout-Cast

    Sage crashes out. Lucrezio carries the pod.  Red Robin is an insult, Olive Garden heals wounds, and a Ruth’s Chris hostage situation sparks a deep dive into chain restaurant energy. We cover high-end service at Wrigley Mansion, Airbnb meltdowns, Frontier Airlines bans, hepatitis tests, secret interviews, and so much more.

    1 hr

  7. 07/24/2025

    OPP & Other People's Problems

    We’re back. LA demons, SpongeBob musicals, vape tariffs, and why Whippets (the dog and the drug) took over this week.

    58 min

  8. 07/20/2025

    Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry

    Breea and MJ are back, and this time they brought Kerry for a completely unhinged episode. There’s a tiny bit of wine talk, but mostly it’s chaos... dorm grime bottles, Oregon liquor law loopholes, emergency apocalypse kits, and the legendary red flags party. Definitely too much information, but that’s kind of the point.

    57 min
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For the girls, the gays, and anyone who knows that the best stories start with “Okay, so don’t be mad…” Hosted by Sage Toomey & Lucrezio, this is not self-help—just a wine-fueled deep dive into the questionable choices, and the kind of stories that should probably stay corked. But where’s the fun in that? Pour a glass, lower your standards, and let’s get into it. New episode every Monday. Follow Us: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@SecretLivesofSommeliers TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@secretlivesofsommeliers Lucrezio TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@lucreziooo Lucrezio Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucreziooo?igsh=YWt1MG5hcXhpY3I5  Sage TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@sage_toomey Sage Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sage_toomey/?hl=en Business Inquires - secretlivesofsommeliers@gmail.com

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