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  1. Anatoly Slivko โ€“ The Soviet Snuff Film Sicko

    Apr 28

    Anatoly Slivko โ€“ The Soviet Snuff Film Sicko

    Alright, you degenerates, gather โ€˜round. Tonight, weโ€™re diving headfirst into the frozen hellscape of the Soviet Union to dissect a real piece of work: Anatoly Slivko. Forget your garden-variety creeps; this m**********r was a state-sanctioned youth leader who turned his hiking club into a goddamn torture chamber and filmed the whole f*****g nightmare. He was a serial killer, a pedophile, a necrophile, and had a thing for fire and shiny shoes โ€“ basically, the whole psychopathic starter pack, Soviet edition.1 For over two decades, this monster operated under the noses of everyone, racking up a body count while getting f*****g awards from the Communist Party.1 Buckle up, buttercups, because this is the story of how a seemingly harmless weirdo became one of the USSRโ€™s most prolific monsters, and how the system itself helped him get away with it for far too long. This ain't your grandma's true crime podcast; this is Guilty As F**k, and we're about to rip the lid off this festering Soviet secret.๐Ÿ”ฅ Crime Breakdown (In-Your-Face Style): A Symphony of SickLet's break down this shitshow, piece by goddamn piece. No fancy legal jargon, just the raw, ugly truth of how Slivko operated and how everything went so spectacularly wrong.Chapter 1: The Spark - The 1961 Traffic Accident & The Twisted SeedEvery monster has an origin story, right? Slivkoโ€™s wasn't a radioactive spider bite; it was a f*****g traffic accident in 1961.1 Picture this: some drunk a*****e on a motorbike plows into a crowd, fatally injuring a teenage kid decked out in his Young Pioneers uniform (think Soviet Boy Scouts, but with more red). Slivko, watching this horror unfold, didn't feel pity or revulsion. Nope. This sick f**k got a goddamn orgasm.1 He later described it with chilling detail: "The boy had experienced convulsions in his death throes as the smell of gasoline and fire permeated the air... That boy looked so helpless, especially in his...source more excited... I became oblivious to everyone else apart from that boy".1 This wasn't just a moment; it was the goddamn blueprint. The uniform, the helplessness, the convulsions, the fire โ€“ it all imprinted on his f****d-up psyche, merging violence, death, and sexual arousal into one toxic sludge.2 This event, combined with his existing shoe fetish (sparked years earlier by seeing a cop shoot a dog and get blood on his polished boots, which he later recorded in his diary 3), and his deep-seated shame over his homosexuality and erectile dysfunction 1, created the perfect storm for the horrors to come. He couldn't get it up with women, felt disgusted by them after one bad experience, and was terrified of being outed in a society where being gay was a crime.3 This accident gave his twisted desires a specific, horrifying focus.Chapter 2: The Workshop of Horrors - Chergid Youth Club & The "Experiments"So, what does a budding psycho with a hard-on for dying Pioneers do? He starts a f*****g youth club, naturally. Shortly after the accident, Slivko, now living in Nevinnomyssk, wrangled permission to start a hiking and exploration club for local boys.3 His first club mysteriously burned down about a year later, allegedly torched by a kid heโ€™d abused, but hey, no charges filed in Soviet Russia!.1 Undeterred, he started another one, called Chergid.1 And get this โ€“ the community f*****g loved him. Parents praised him for keeping their kids off the streets, local papers wrote glowing articles, he got TV interviews, even commendations from Communist Party officials for being such a stand-up guy nurturing the youth.1 He was Mr. F*****g Community Leader, the calm, knowledgeable outdoorsman teaching kids discipline and a love of nature.3 All while secretly grooming his next victims. He used the club, the hiking trips that lasted days, the camaraderie, to gain trust.1 Then came the "experiments." He'd pick a kid, usually short, aged 11-15, often wearing the Pioneer uniform, just like the boy in the accident.1 He'd spin some b******t story about a "scientific experiment" involving controlled hanging to "stretch the spine" or needing the boy to reenact a partisan being executed by Nazis for one of his many amateur films.1 He'd rehearse it harmlessly first, buy the kid a new uniform, shine his shoes (gotta feed that fetish), tell him not to eat beforehand (to avoid vomit, how considerate), and assure him he'd be revived right after passing out.1 Parents were told the filming was happening safely on the club stage.1 It was all a meticulous, manipulative setup.Chapter 3: The Kill Cycle - Luring, Hanging, Filming, Dismembering, BurningOnce the victim trusted him and agreed to the "experiment," the real horror began. Slivko would get the boy to put a noose around his own neck, sometimes using ether to knock him out first.1 As soon as the boy was unconscious, Slivko went to work. He'd strip the kid naked, fondle and arrange the body in suggestive poses, and m********e, often onto the boy's shoes.1 And the sickest part? He filmed everything with his 16mm cameras, took photos, and kept detailed diaries.1 This wasn't just about the act; it was about capturing it, reliving it, fueling his f****d-up fantasies.1 For years, he did this non-fatally โ€“ 36 times, he later claimed.1 The boys would often wake up with amnesia, remembering nothing.1 But eventually, the non-fatal "experiments" weren't enough. The urge escalated.1 Starting in 1964, sometimes "accidentally" at first (or so he claimed 1), and then with full intent, he started letting the boys die. After the sexual assault and filming came the dismemberment. Heโ€™d chop up the bodies with knives and axes found later in his darkroom.1 Then, completing the twisted recreation of the 1961 accident, he'd set the remains on fire.1 Hanging, sexual assault, filming, mutilation, burning. That was the cycle, repeated over two decades.1Chapter 4: The Body Count - Known Victims & The 20-Year ReignSlivko confessed to killing seven boys between June 1964 and July 1985.1 Let's put some names to the horror, because they deserve to be remembered, not just as statistics of this monster: Nikolai Dobryshev (15): June 2, 1964. Slivko claimed this first death was an accident during an "experiment".1 Yeah, right. Aleksei Kovalenko (Age Unknown): May 1965. Befriended at the club. This one, Slivko admitted, was intentional.1 Aleksandr Nesmeyanov (15): Disappeared November 14, 1973. A club member.1 Andrei Pogasyan (11): Disappeared May 11, 1975. Another club kid.1 Sergey Fatniev (13): Killed 1980. An active member of the Chergid club.1 Vyacheslav Khovistik (15): Killed Autumn 1984.1 Sergey Pavlov (13): Disappeared July 23, 1985. The final victim, whose disappearance finally brought Slivko down.1 Seven confirmed kills. Thirty-six confirmed non-fatal assaults, though God knows how many more there really were.1 All boys, aged 11 to 15, lured from the very youth club where he was hailed as a local hero.1 He operated for twenty-one f*****g years.1 Think about that. The Cold War raged, Brezhnev came and went, Gorbachev was starting glasnost, and all the while, Anatoly Slivko was quietly filming himself killing children in Nevinnomyssk.5Chapter 5: The Slip-Up & The Net Closes - Pavlov's Disappearance & Languyeva's DoggednessEvery reign of terror eventually ends, usually because the killer gets sloppy or someone finally connects the f*****g dots. For Slivko, the beginning of the end was the disappearance of 13-year-old Sergey Pavlov in July 1985.1 Unlike previous cases that likely got lost in Soviet bureaucratic b******t or denial, this time, someone paid attention. That someone was local prosecutor Tamara Languyeva.1 She didn't just file a missing person report and call it a day. She dug in. For months, she investigated Pavlov's vanishing act.1 What she found was chilling: Pavlov wasn't the first kid from Slivko's precious Chergid club to disappear over the years. And many of these vanished boys had told relatives they were going off to be in one of Slivkoโ€™s homemade movies.1 Languyeva started talking to other boys in the club. Story after story emerged about Slivko's creepy "experiments," the hangings, the passing out, the weird memory loss afterwards.1 It painted a picture so disturbing that Languyeva knew she had to act. This wasn't just a series of tragic disappearances; it was something far, far darker, centered around the town's beloved youth leader.Chapter 6: The Raid & The Tapes - The Darkroom Discovery & The ConfessionBased on Languyevaโ€™s relentless work and recommendation, authorities finally authorized a search of Slivko's home and the Chergid youth club in December 1985.1 His home turned up little โ€“ the monster kept his private life and his "hobby" separate. But the youth club... that was different. Inside a locked darkroom, investigators hit the motherlode of pure f*****g evil.1 Reels of film. Stacks of photographs. Detailed diaries.1 All meticulously documenting the hangings, the sexual assaults, the dismemberment, the burning.1 They found the tools of his trade: knives, axes, ropes, rubber hoses.1 And the fetish fuel: piles of boys' shoes and boots, some sawn through, alongside his films and notes.1 Confronted with his own snuff film library on December 28, 1985 โ€“ his f*****g birthday, no less โ€“ Slivko cracked.1 He confessed. Not just to the seven murders, but to the 36 non-fatal hangings too.1 He tried to spin it as being driven by "distress from sexual frustration," claiming the recordings were initially meant to stop him from killing again by letting him relive the acts, but admitting the urge just grew stronger.1 In early 1986, he led police to the burial sites, uncovering the fragmented, burned remains of six victims.1 The evidence was irrefutable, gathered meticulously by the killer himself.Chapter 7: The Trial & The Bullet - Guilty Verdict & ExecutionThe trial in Nevinnomyssk in June 1986 must have been a f*****g circus.1 Here's the guy everyone thought wa

    17 min
  2. OJ SIMPSON'S VEGAS DUMBASSERY: KARMA SENT HIM A COLLECT CALL FROM THE PALACE STATION CUSTODIAL CLOSET.

    12/28/2025

    OJ SIMPSON'S VEGAS DUMBASSERY: KARMA SENT HIM A COLLECT CALL FROM THE PALACE STATION CUSTODIAL CLOSET.

    Buckle the f**k up, degenerates, because today we're diving face-first into the steaming pile of consequences known as OJ Simpson's second act in the criminal justice circus. This ain't a story about redemption; it's a masterclass in arrogance, entitlement, and the cosmic joke that is watching a man acquitted of double murder get railroaded by his own sheer, unadulterated stupidity in a cheap Las Vegas hotel room. The brutal truth hitting you like a cinder block full of regrets today is simple: fame doesn't make you bulletproof, Karma is a stone-cold b***h with an elephant's memory, and if you're going to commit a felony, maybe, just maybe, don't let the dipshit who helped arrange it f*****g record the entire thing. This wasn't "getting his stuff back"; this was a tragically pathetic attempt to seize control of a life that had spiraled into a bizarre purgatory of faded glory and simmering resentment, only to fumble his freedom into a toilet. It's "Ocean's Eleven" directed by the guys from "Dumb and Dumber," starring a man who thought his celebrity status was a magical shield against kidnapping and armed robbery charges. OJ Simpson storms a Vegas hotel room with a discount goon squad to reclaim old trophies and the suit he wore at his murder acquittal trial, proving the only thing he couldn't escape was his own spectacular lack of judgment and a poorly hidden tape recorder. Welcome back to GUILTY AS F**K. Get ready for a savage, laugh-out-loud, depraved deep dive into the OJ Simpson Vegas heist โ€“ the crime so monumentally stupid, it felt like the universe finally balancing the scales after the Trial of the Century. We're dissecting every jaw-dropping, WTF moment: the genius plan hatched over golf (probably), the goon squad assembled from the clubhouse bar, the pure chaos captured on a secret audio recording that became the prosecution's smoking gun, OJ's classic "I just wanted my stuff back" defense hilariously destroyed by his own voice on tape, the former friends who flipped faster than a Waffle House cook, the no-nonsense judge who wasn't having any celebrity theatrics, and the cosmic timing of the verdict dropping exactly 13 years after his LA acquittal. This is the true crime podcast episode where we explore the psychological wreckage of a fallen icon, the unreliability of loyalty built on proximity to fame, and the undeniable power of an idiot with a tape recorder. From kidnapping and armed robbery charges at the Palace Station Hotel & Casino to the harsh sentence that many saw as delayed justice for the 1995 murder trial, we're pulling back the blood-spattered curtain on OJ's inevitable collision with consequences. This ain't an unsolved mystery or a serial killer deep dive; it's a famous murder trial aftermath gone spectacularly wrong, a celebrity downfall riddled with dumb criminals and poetic karma. Tune in for the filth, the insights, and the uncomfortable truth that sometimes, the house in Vegas doesn't just take your money โ€“ it sends you to prison for nearly a decade. #TrueCrime #OJSIMPSON #VegasHeist #ArmedRobbery #Kidnapping #DumbCriminals #Podcast #TrueCrimePodcast #Karma #Justice #TrialOfTheCentury #Felony #RecordingCrime #PalaceStation #Consequences #CelebrityDownfall #GuiltyAsFuck ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ”’ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    16 min
  3. The Wonnangatta Station Murders

    11/28/2025

    The Wonnangatta Station Murders

    WONNANGATTA: STRYCHNINE PEPPER & SKULL-EATING DINGOES Imagine being so goddamn isolated, your nearest neighbour shrugs and heads home after finding your place deserted, while local wildlife snacks on your rapidly decomposing corpse for weeks. This is the Wonnangatta Station Murders. Learn why extreme isolation isn't just lonely, it's Exhibit A in how investigations die slow, maggoty deaths. Discover how having a bad reputation can get you blamed for a murder, even if you end up victim number two. And brace yourself for the horrifying truth that sometimes, no matter how much you fear for your life and buy a goddamn handgun, the b******s still get you. In the Wonnangatta Valley, the only things less trustworthy than a neighbour's convenient dream are the condiments on the mantlepiece. Deep in the Australian high country wilderness, a remote homestead becomes a slaughterhouse where secrets are buried shallower than the bodies, and everyone looks guilty as f**k. GUILTY AS F**K true crime podcast deep dive! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ We drag you kicking and screaming into one of Australia's sickest unsolved mysteries: the Wonnangatta Station Murders. Two blokes, Jim Barclay & John Bamford, brutally killed in the godforsaken Victorian high country. Think shotgun blasts to the back, bullets to the head, bodies dumped like garbage. But that's just the start of the clusterfuck. We've got strychnine in the damn pepper pot ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€, a creepy "Home tonight" note that screamed "KILLER!" ๐Ÿคซ, a missing suit probably worn by the murderer๐Ÿ•บ, and NINETEEN torn-out cheque butts that vanished into thin air ๐Ÿ’ธ. Was it the surly cook everyone hated? The creepy neighbour who "dreamed" where the second body was? ๐Ÿค” Cattle thieves? ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ”ช Jealous husbands? โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Or the shadowy "three blokes" Barclay was scared shitless of? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The police investigation was a goddamn joke, leaving zero convictions and a century of questions. This isn't your grandma's history class; it's a raw, savage look at isolation, paranoia, botched forensics, and why sometimes, the wilderness just wins. Tune in if you can handle the truth... or at least, the dirt-smeared theories. #TrueCrimePodcast #UnsolvedMystery #WonnangattaMurders #AustralianTrueCrime #ColdCase #MurderMystery #OutbackAustralia #CrimeScene #GuiltyAsFuck #RealCrime #PodcastAddict #WTF This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    25 min
  4. The Axeman of New Orleans Dossier - The DEMON WHO LOVED JAZZ AND YOUR BACK DOOR

    10/28/2025

    The Axeman of New Orleans Dossier - The DEMON WHO LOVED JAZZ AND YOUR BACK DOOR

    Lock your f**king doors, because we're talkin' about a killer who didn't just take lives, he took requests โ€“ specific goddamn music requests โ€“ and the entire city complied! We're cracking open the blood-soaked legend of The Axeman of New Orleans, a ghost forged in jazz, prejudice, and pure, uncut municipal incompetence. This isn't just a story about a serial killer; it's a masterclass in how deep-seated prejudice, utterly useless police work, and city-wide panic can let a brutal maniac run wild, frame innocent people, and turn a vibrant city into his personal, terrified concert hall. The key takeaway? Sometimes the authorities are more dangerous than the psycho with the axe. He wasn't Jack the Ripper, he was America's own Bayou Jack the Ripper โ€“ a home invasion artist who'd chisel out your back door panel, use your damn axe, bash your brains in, maybe slit your throat for s***s and giggles, leave your valuables untouched because he wasn't there for the loot, and then just... vanish. And don't forget the time he literally wrote a letter to the newspaper demanding the city play jazz or get chopped! This is the batshit insane saga of a phantom who terrorized a city, manipulated the media, was maybe (or maybe not) linked to earlier "Cleaver" attacks, inspired a chart-topping novelty jazz tune, and completely owned the cops at every turn โ€“ a true crime odyssey of incompetence, terror, and the power of music to save your ass (maybe). The Axeman of New Orleans: Where the cops were clowns, the victims were Italian grocers, and a demonic letter forced an entire city to throw a panic-fueled jazz party to avoid getting decapitated. Welcome, you sickos, to the Axeman deep dive ๐Ÿฉธ! This true crime podcast episode is a savage deep dive into the unsolved mystery of New Orleans' most infamous serial killer. We're talking brutal axe murders, throats slit with razors from next door, brains denting mattresses, and killer fashion choices (changing clothes at the scene? Classy!). From the botched investigation of the Maggio murders to the side-show drama of the Besumer/Lowe attack and the absolute clusterf**k that was the Cortimiglia family attack and the Gretna screwjob where they framed innocent neighbours (the Jordanos) based on coerced testimony after the real killer chopped up a kid. Get the dirt on the possible suspects who were likely all b******t, the Momfre mystery, the theory linking it to a jazz business owner (Frank "Doc" Mumphrey), and the fact that this psycho sent a letter from "Hell" demanding everyone play jazz! It's all here: police incompetence, anti-Italian prejudice turning investigations into vendetta fantasies, and a city so terrified, they turned Jazz Night into a goddamn survival tactic. This isn't just history, it's a lesson in trusting no one, especially not the cops who couldn't find their ass with both hands and a map! Lock doors ๐Ÿ”! Play jazz ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽบ! Don't get axe'd! #Axeman #NewOrleans #TrueCrime #Unsolved #SerialKiller #Podcast #JazzNight #GretnaScrewjob #PoliceFail #Mystery #History #Murder #Creepy #GuiltyAsFuck ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽท๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’จ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    10 min
  5. "OH, S**T!" VANISHING ACT (OR, HOW TO GET 25 MILES OF LOST AND LEAVE YOUR GLASSES IN THE F*****G CAR)

    08/28/2025

    "OH, S**T!" VANISHING ACT (OR, HOW TO GET 25 MILES OF LOST AND LEAVE YOUR GLASSES IN THE F*****G CAR)

    On May 14, 2008, 19-year-old Brandon Swanson wasn't just driving home; he was punching his one-way ticket to the Twilight Zone after hitting a ditch 1. His final words? A perfect, chilling, all-American "Oh, s**t! before he evaporated into the goddamn cornfields like a glitch in the simulation. This is the Brandon Swanson case 1. And it's a masterclass in how easily you can disappear when you're lost, impaired, and the goddamn cops tell your frantic parents you have a "right to be missing" . The brutal truth is, sometimes the scariest monster is just your own terrible judgment mixed with bureaucratic apathy, and the horrifying reality that the earth can just swallow you whole, leaving behind nothing but a ringtone in the dark. Logline: After ditching his car in the middle of nowhere, a half-blind kid on the phone with his parents says "Oh, s**t!" and vanishes forever, exposing a f****d-up system and fueling online conspiracy theories from pig farmers to alternate dimensions. ๐Ÿšจ WTF ๐Ÿšจ TRUE CRIME PODCAST ALERT ๐Ÿšจ! Dive headfirst into the INSANE Brandon Swanson UNSOLVED MYSTERY! ๐Ÿคฏ This kid calls his parents from a ditch after a party, thinks he's near Lynd, Minnesota, but is actually 25 F*****G MILES away near Taunton/Porter! He decides to WALK in the pitch black 2, leaving his GLASSES (he's LEGALLY BLIND in one eye!) in the car like some kind of depth-perception suicide mission. He spends 47 minutes on the phone with his dad describing hopping fences and hearing water, then drops the most iconic last words ever: "OH, S**T!". Then... SILENCE. The line STAYED CONNECTED, but he was GONE! Parents call the cops at 6:30 AM, and the Lynd PD drops the all-time classic line: "It's his right to be missing." WTF?! Precious GOLDEN HOURS wasted! Eventually, cell pings lead searchers to the car near Taunton/Porter, doors OPEN , keys MISSING, GLASSES RIGHT THERE. Search dogs went WILD, leading to the river, abandoned farms, farm equipment, then VANISHING. 122 SQUARE MILES searched, ZERO trace found. Is he drowned? Fell in an old well? Fouled play by a farmer or drug dealers? Was it HYPOTHERMIA after falling in the freezing Yellow Medicine River? Did he just step into another dimension? 23 The conspiracy theories are ENDLESS 2. This clusterfuck led to BRANDON'S LAW in Minnesota, forcing cops to take missing adult reports SERIOUSLY! Get ready for savage commentary on bad decisions, police incompetence, the agony of AMBIGUOUS LOSS 4, and why you should NEVER leave your damn glasses behind. This episode is guilty as f**k of spilling all the depraved details you NEED to hear! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’€ #BrandonSwanson #UnsolvedMystery #TrueCrime #MissingPersons #OhShit #Podcast #GuiltyAsFuck #RuralHell #PoliceFail #AmbiguousLoss #WTF #ConspiracyTheories #MinnesoGONEta #FindBrandon #CrimeTok #RedditMysteries #STAYWITHTHECAR This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    12 min
  6. The Arlis Perry Murder: Stanford's Darkest Secret

    08/21/2025

    The Arlis Perry Murder: Stanford's Darkest Secret

    Buckle the f**k up, buttercups. This ain't your grandma's cozy crime documentary; this is the gut-punch, the head-f**k, the "holy s**t, people suck" reality of the Arlis Perry murder at Stanford. When a 19-year-old newlywed walks into a prestigious university's church looking for peace after a spat about tire pressure, she finds instead a level of brutality that screams "pure f*****g evil," leaving investigators scratching their asses for 44 goddamn years. This week on GUILTY AS F**K, we're tearing into The Murder of Arlis Perry, the case of the wolf-in-security-guard-clothing, Stephen Blake Crawford, and how decades of justice were derailed by shitbaggery, wild conspiracy theories, and the most incompetent evidence handling you could possibly imagine. The core truth here? Never underestimate the lethality of stupid arguments, don't trust the uniform, incompetence in forensics matters more than you ever wanted to know, and science has a long, vengeful memory. This wasn't some phantom cultist conjured by Satanic Panic hype; it was a creepy ex-cop who knew how to game the system, was obsessed with the very institution he desecrated, and literally hid his DNA calling card on mislabeled pants. Argument over tire pressure? Ends with an ice pick in the skull. It's the story of how a prestigious university campus became a f*****g hunting ground, a brutal sanctuary slaying fueled by unknown rage, an evidence room screw-up that belongs in a criminal comedy, and the pathetic suicide of the guiltiest f****r of all. ๐Ÿ”ฅ TRUE CRIME PODCAST ALERT! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Dive deep into the Arlis Perry murder, one of the most chilling Stanford murders, featuring killer Stephen Blake Crawford! Get the raw details on the brutal MemChu crime scene, the ice pick through the skull, the altar candle violation, and the infamous mislabeled pants that hid the killer's DNA for DECADES ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿงฌ! Relive Crawford's b******t lies about locked doors and his pathetic attempts to misdirect with a scene screaming "ritual". Hear about his side hustle stealing rare books from Stanford libraries (while still living on campus grounds!) ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ฐ and the alleged forged diploma ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคฅ. Witness the cold case breakthrough thanks to modern science and the ultimate coward move: Crawford eating his gun when cops showed up with a warrant ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’€. This episode slays the Satanic Panic theories (looking at you, Maury Terry & Berkowitz ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ˆ) to expose the real garbage human. Forensic failures, unsolved mystery twists, and a murderer hiding in plain sight. It's a savage deep dive into a solved cold case with loose ends and questions that still haunt. #TrueCrime #Podcast #ArlisPerry #StanfordMurders #ColdCase #DNA #SerialKillerEra #SatanicPanic #ForensicFail #StephenCrawford #GuiltyAsFuck #CrimePodcast #MurderMystery #WTF. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    20 min
  7. PIZZA GUY FROM HELL! 14 DEAD & NOBODY GAVE A S**T 'TIL HIS JUNK SNITCHED! ๐Ÿ“ข

    08/14/2025

    PIZZA GUY FROM HELL! 14 DEAD & NOBODY GAVE A S**T 'TIL HIS JUNK SNITCHED! ๐Ÿ“ข

    Did you hear the one about the homeless delivery driver who strangled a gaggle of forgotten women in the crack-fueled apocalypse of South LA for over a decade? Yeah, that's not a joke, that's Chester Dewayne Turner, the invisible m**********r who stacked bodies higher than a Domino's pizza box tower while the LAPD chased shadows and locked up the wrong sap. Today, we're mainlining the bitter truth: in America, some lives are worth less than a lukewarm slice, and justice can be as blind as a bat in a fentanyl fog. Turner: the human-shaped trash heap who proved you can be a prolific serial killer just by being aggressively ignored. One homeless rapist, one DNA swab, fourteen shattered lives finally screaming from the grave โ€“ that's the kind of delayed karmic beatdown you just can't unhear. Buckle up, buttercups, because this true crime podcast episode dives deep into the festering wound of LA's serial killer history, exposing the systemic rot that let Chester Turner become a goddamn legend of overlooked evil. We're dragging his sorry Arkansas-born ass and his Figueroa Corridor killing fields into the harsh glare, dissecting how a dude with a rap sheet full of petty b******t managed to become one of LA's "most prolific serial killers". Witness the catastrophic f**k-up that was the David Allen Jones wrongful conviction, where a barely literate dude with the IQ of a goldfish spent 11 goddamn years in prison because the cops were too busy patting themselves on the back for a coerced confession to notice the blood type mismatch and non-matching hair. We're talking unsolved mystery turned DNA-fueled nightmare, revealing how CODIS finally yanked this predator out of the shadows after a completely unrelated rape. From the crime scene WTFs like bodies dumped in portable toilets to the probation report's alleged claim that Turner attended victims' post-funeral dinners, this serial killer deep dive is a masterclass in how societal indifference and policing incompetence can give monsters free rein. Prepare for savage witness accounts and famous murder trial zingers, all leading to Turner rotting on California's Death Row in a state where executions are about as common as a sober crackhead. This ain't your grandma's true crime, folks. We're serving up the raw, unfiltered truth with a side of morbid humor and a chaser of righteous fury. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ช #ChesterTurner #SouthsideSlayer #SerialKiller #TrueCrimePodcast #WrongfulConviction #DNAEvidence #LAPDFail #LosAngeles #CrimeJunkie #GuiltyAsFuck #DeathRow #UnsolvedMysteriesNoMore This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    20 min
  8. SLENDER MAN STABBING - WHEN CREEPYPASTA KIDS GO FULL PSYCHO

    08/07/2025

    SLENDER MAN STABBING - WHEN CREEPYPASTA KIDS GO FULL PSYCHO

    This ain't just creepy pasta, this is the goddamn nightmare where internet b******t bled into real-world bloodshed. The Slender Man Stabbing. Because the core, brutal truth here is that sometimes kids aren't innocent cherubs; they're capable of f****d-up s**t, diving headfirst into delusion and dragging others with them, proving that untreated mental illness tangled with online garbage can create a perfect storm of WTF. They packed granola bars and family photos for a life of murder servitude with a fictional internet ghoul. It's the story of two twelve-year-olds trying to murder their friend to become servants for a stick-figure monster born from a 2009 Photoshop contest. Get ready for a savage, laugh-out-loud depraved true crime podcast deep dive into the infamous Slender Man stabbing case! Join us as we unpack how twelve-year-old Anissa Weier and Morgan Geyser went from sleepover to attempted homicide, brutally shanking their friend Payton Leutner nineteen goddamn times to appease an internet ghoul. We're tackling the full Waukesha clusterfuck: from the planned attack in David's Park woods with a kitchen knife, leaving their friend for dead, to their d*****s escape plan walking down the interstate. Hear the chilling details from the interrogation tapes where they confessed everything, talking about Slender Man like their weird uncle who demanded ritual sacrifice. This episode drags the horrifying lessons into the light: How the internet is a f*****g cesspool that bites back, how mental illness like early-onset schizophrenia and shared delusional disorder (folie ร  deux) complicates EVERYTHING for the juvenile justice system, and how Payton Leutner survived despite it all. Were they evil, or profoundly sick kids? The courts wrestled with NGI pleas (Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity), sending them to mental hospitals instead of prison. We're talking overlooked warning signs, psychotic cooties, d*****s criminal moves, and the absolute WTF of it all. This ain't just a famous murder trial deep dive, it's a psychological horror show proving sometimes the most terrifying monsters are inside our heads and they convince friends to help kill. ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฏ #TrueCrime #SlenderMan #Creepypasta #AttemptedMurder #JuvenileCrime #MentalIllness #WaukeshaStabbing #NotGuiltyByReasonOfInsanity #SharedDelusion #PaytonLeutner #AnissaWeier #MorganGeyser #InternetDangers #SurvivorStory #PsychologicalHorror #CourtCase #WTF True Crime Podcast Unsolved Mystery Serial Killer Deep Dive? Nah, just kids and internet demons. This one will mess you up. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit guiltyaf.substack.com

    14 min

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