Back at Mission Control, planners, engineers, and politicians were locked in an intense debate over how to handle the "Disaster Zone Ramon Situation," as it was now officially being called. Senator Johnson, a guest at Mission Control and a member of the NASA oversight committee, leaned in to McDavid. "You realize NASA's funding will be cut in half after this fiasco!" "Yes, sir. Accidents do happen." "Accidents?! The President is fuming over this!" "I spoke to the President myself, sir. I think we're overlooking something." "And what might that be, McDavid?" WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING Journalist: “Mr. President, are you considering shooting down the illegal Mexican crossing the border between the Earth and the Moon?” President: “You’re fake news. Next question.” 2nd Journalist: “Mr. President, given the unprecedented nature of the current situation involving a civilian of Mexican descent, one not formally authorized to engage in space operations, does your administration retain any active contingency plans to intercept the Ganymede craft? Specifically, would you consider the use of force to neutralize a perceived threat, notwithstanding its, shall we say, more symbolic or humanitarian implications?” President: “I like the syllables you work with. Big vocabulary. Here’s what we’re gonna do: total rebrand. Ramon? I’m not condoning Mexican space theft, which is very illegal, but he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to NASA’s public image. Tremendous for the base. He’s like Rocky Balboa—if Rocky stole Apollo Creed’s spacecraft. 3rd Journalist: “Are you saying you would pardon Disaster Zone Ramon, Mr. President?” President: If he comes back alive, we’ll have to reconsider the whole enchilada. It’s not rocket science. Actually, it is rocket science, which makes this even worse. In the following hours, as NASA's best minds plotted and Ramon made himself at home among the stars, the world watched and waited. Petitions went viral; "Bring Ramon Home" became a global rallying cry. Behind closed doors near Mission Control at NASA’s Johnson Space Center, as plans were finalized to bring Ramon back to Earth, a new chapter quietly began for the agency and, perhaps, for all of humanity. “Who leaked this?” “How were we supposed to keep it quiet?” “The world is watching … if we can’t bring him home …!” The crisis room was dimly lit, casting long shadows across the weary faces of NASA’s top officials. At the front, a large monitor displayed the arcing trajectory of the Ganymede—a sleek, experimental vessel built for deep space exploration, now commandeered by an untrained janitor-turned-accidental astronaut. Its unscripted voyage had cast a heavy pall over the room, thick with tension, uncertainty, and the dawning realization that history was unfolding far beyond anyone’s control. "Twelve hours," muttered Ted McDavid, the chief engineer at Mission Control, "For twelve hours, Ramon Hernandez has been alone in that spacecraft with no clue how to operate it." “He may have compromised vital systems," snapped Dr. Felicia Garvey, Head of Operations. "The safety protocols on the Ganymede aren't designed for... accidents like this." “Ganymede," began Dr. Lawrence Green, the Chief Engineer, “is designed for deep space exploration, not joyrides. If its systems aren't operated correctly, the consequences could be dire. It may be impossible to bring him back." The room was filled with hushed conversations, speculations, and strategies. Occasionally, someone would glance at the screen, tracking the progress of the fugitive spacecraft. Suddenly, the doors burst open. A technician, out of breath, strode in, clutching a tablet. "Excuse the interruption, everyone; I have some bad news," he panted, "we've got an even bigger problem on our hands!" All eyes were on him. “This morning at dawn, a disturbance of solar flares was detected on the sun. They're heading towards our space station. The flares will be powerful enough to damage systems and compromise the safety of our astronauts." Murmurs erupted. McDavid slammed his hand on the table. "People! We need to focus and prioritize! How do we address this?" Dr. Green looked thoughtful. "The space station is equipped with solar shields. They could protect it from the flares. But the shields may not deploy to their full capacity with the energy drain from normal operations.” Everyone stared at the trajectory of the Ganymede, connecting dots in their minds. McDavid took a deep breath. "What if... what if the Ganymede docks with the space station and transfers some of its power to boost the shields?" The room erupted in laughter. "You can't be serious!" exclaimed one of the officials. "An untrained maintenance worker docking a spacecraft? It's suicide!" McDavid raised a hand, silencing the room. “Okay, how about this? How about everyone aboard both the space station and Ganymede dies? Who’s in favor—raise their hands! Anyone?” No one said a word. “I didn’t think so. Because that’s what we’re looking at. Like it or not, we have only one option. We've trained astronauts for complex maneuvers before. It’s not impossible. Humans have an uncanny ability to rise to the occasion. And right now, this … Ramon person, well, he’s not just a human, he’s a Mexican maintenance superhuman with an American can-do spirit! And I’m staking my reputation on him." Dr. Garvey nodded. "I'll get a team to guide him through the docking procedures." “Let’s get to work," murmured McDavid. Outside the glass walls of the crisis room, the low hum of computers and telemetry feeds filled the air, while engineers sprang into motion with the tense choreography of a pit crew during a thunderstorm. Within moments, McDavid had returned to his console, headset in place, eyes fixed on the live feed from the Ganymede’s cockpit. He keyed the mic. "Ramon, do you read? This is Ted McDavid, Mission Control. Captain Hernandez, this is Houston. Do you read?" A moment of silence passed before a voice crackled through the comm, half-asleep and fully unconcerned. "I'm taking a siesta, amigo! This weightlessness is better than my hammock in the backyard!" McDavid winced, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Ramon, it's Chief Engineer McDavid. We have an emergency here, and we need your help." Ramon yawned audibly. "Emergency? Look, I don’t want to alarm you, but this spaceship? It's moving slower than my Tío Luis’s donkey after it’s had three tortillas and a beer. I mean—can this thing go any faster?” “I think that’s about as fast as it can go.” “What about the speed of light, yo?” "Look, Ramon, can you give me your attention? We have a matter of some urgency to discuss. We have some NASA technicians who will guide you through an emergency operation." "Am I getting overtime for this?" "Ramon, we'll have to dock with the space station. The lives of NASA personnel are in danger due to a rise in solar flare activity." “Wow. This is like a Bruce Willis movie, man! And I'm like the hero, eh?" "That's right, Ramon, now listen carefully …!" Hours felt like minutes. NASA’s best-trained technicians communicated with Ramon, guiding and instructing him. Despite his inexperience, Ramon's courage and determination shone through. The moment of truth had arrived, and Mission Control was abuzz. Technicians and engineers surrounded McDavid, standing in front of multiple large screens displaying data and visuals from Ganymede's instruments and cameras. "Alright, Ramon, listen carefully. We're initiating Operation Solar Flare Shield," McDavid began. "The first thing you will do is initiate the RCS thrusters to align your approach vector to the ISS docking port. You'll find the RCS toggle on your main control panel." "Roger that, Ese! Right here, these thrusters, baby, love them! RCS thrusters, approach vector, got it. Let's see... Ah, here it is," Ramon's voice crackled over the comm, filled with focus but a touch of his usual irreverence. A tense few moments passed. Everyone's eyes were fixed on the telemetry data streaming in, confirming that the thruster burns were successful and that Ganymede was aligning with the ISS docking port. "Good, you're aligned. Now engage the KURS automated docking system," instructed Sarah, the lead engineer for spacecraft systems. "You want me to engage the what now?" "The KURS, Ramon. A big button should be labeled 'AUTO DOCK' on your control panel. Press it and let it do its thing. It will communicate with the ISS's navigation system and guide you." A slight pause, then, "Okay, AUTO DOCK engaged. I see the distance counters decreasing." "As you approach the ISS, you'll see the Docking Target Indicator light up. This is a good sign. It means the KURS system has established a lock," Sarah continued. "Check. The indicator is green," Ramon reported. "We're getting a telemetry handshake between Ganymede and the ISS. That's good. Now, Ramon, switch to manual docking override, but don't touch anything yet. It's a safety precaution," McDavid instructed. "Manual docking override is now on standby, Houston." "Prepare to engage the Soft Capture Ring once you're within 20 meters of the docking port. This will enable the initial mechanical connection between Ganymede and the ISS," interjected Stuart, the docking systems specialist. "Soft Capture Ring? Sounds cozy," Ramon joked nervously. "Okay, engaging now." A collective holding of breath filled the room at Mission Control. The screen showed Ganymede inching closer and closer to the ISS. Finally, the data confirmed that the Soft Capture Ring had engaged successfully. "We have Soft Capture," Stuart announced, breathing a sigh of relief. "Now, Ramon, engage the Hard Capture system. This will ensure a stable and secure docking by retracting and locking the docking hooks," he continued. "Hard Capture system engaged," Ramon confirmed after a tense few seconds. C