Girl, Call Your Sister

Girl, Call Your Sister
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Where it’s our call, and you’re just listening. Girl, Call Your Sister — because who else is gonna tell you the truth, hype you up, and spill the tea all in one episode? We’re two sisters serving unfiltered convos, hot takes, delulu dreams, and the kind of real talk you didn’t know you needed. From dating drama to deep life chats, pop culture chaos to sisterhood rants—we’ve got your weekly dose of bold energy and big sister vibes. Buckle up, bestie… this is your new favorite guilty pleasure.

Episodes

  1. 05/29/2025

    9. Botox, Boob Jobs & Being a Baddie

    This week, we’re spiraling through silicone and self-love, baby. Nix is back in Texas for a booby revision (yes, that’s a real thing) and Ashlyn’s in her glitter and glam era asking the hard-hitting question: should she freeze her whole body? 💉👀 We’re talking plastic surgery dos & don'ts, the confidence glow-up, recovery chaos, and what it really costs (spoiler: $15k for perfect t**s). From boob lifts to Botox, BBL horror stories to our hot takes on lip flips—this episode is equal parts unhinged, informative, and inspirational. Also in this ep: 🌀 Tornado watches, 2AM hot tub concerts, and why we're built to overshare 💅 A chaotic game of Snatched or Scam 🎂 Cinco’s birthday plans (24K minutes of uninterrupted talking) 👙 Nix thinks Ash should get naked 📢 PSA: DO IT FOR YOU, not for Joe Schmo This is your sign to book that consult, wear your sunscreen, and be delusional about your potential. We’re rooting for your inner baddie 🩷 CALL. YOUR. SISTER. Rate, review, subscribe, and Venmo Ash for a boob job 😘💋 💋 Linktree: All the chaos lives here

    38 min

  2. 05/15/2025

    8. Boundaries, Bubbles, and Being Feral

    🎧 Episode 8: Boundaries, Bubbles, and Being Feral 💅🧼 Besties… it’s time to talk boundaries (aka ✨self-care for the emotionally unwell✨). In this week’s episode, Ashlyn and Nix get real about setting limits with yourself, your kids, your ex, your friends, and honestly… your screen time. 😮‍💨💔 We spiral through: ​ 🚫 Why “no” is a full sentence​ 🧠 The mental load of motherhood​ 🛁 Anonymous Facebook therapy + bubble baths​ 💬 Teaching your kids emotional intelligence​ 🤯 Losing yourself in friendships​ 🧃Protein shakes, pop-ins, and preparing for surgery Oh, and don’t worry — the chaos is still strong. There’s unhinged rants, nipple slips, and a quick detour into fajita cravings. 🌮✨ 👇🏼 Come be feral with us: 🎧 Delulu Spiral Playlist – bit.ly/deluluspiral 🌷 Our Linktree – linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister RATE ⭐️ REVIEW ✍🏼 SUBSCRIBE 💕 and DM us your spicy boundary wins this week 😈 #GirlCallYourSister #BoundariesAreHot #UnhingedMommas

    43 min

  3. 05/08/2025

    7. We Peaked in Rec Soccer

    We Peaked in Rec Soccer🧃🎧 We're taking y’all back to the glory days of rec soccer, pre-wrap headbands, shin guard superstitions, and sideline parents that should've been benched. In true Girl, Call Your Sister fashion, we spiral from music recs to emotional spirals to getting a yellow card for yelling at mom (sorry, mama 😅). Plus: 🧠 Mental health check-ins (Ashlyn went full Karen… respectfully) 🏅 Sports = life skills + trauma bonding 🎶 The playlist that slaps every time 🎤 And a dramatic reading of Taylor Swift lyrics that made Dad question everything If you ever peaked in youth sports, had a sideline mom louder than the coach, or still believe your shin guards held magical powers — this one’s for you. 💻 LISTEN NOW on Spotify AND Apple Podcasts!!! 🌸 Link in bio or hit our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister Don’t forget to 💖 rate, review, and Venmo us if you love us (jk… unless?) Stay unwell, hydrated, and always call your sister 💋

    50 min

  4. 05/02/2025

    6. Girly Swirly Spirals

    Get in, loser — we’re spiraling musically. This week, Ashlyn and Nix dive into the songs that raised them, ruined them, and healed their broken hearts (with a side of chaotic karaoke energy). From Taylor Swift breakdowns to Deftones rage sessions, this episode is one big mixtape of emotional spirals, high school anthems, awkward funeral playlists, and concert memories we’ll never shut up about. We talk Adele, Kacey Musgraves, Paramore, Demi Lovato, and yes — Will Smith’s Wild Wild West. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to make a playlist. And good news: we already made one. Go stream the official Episode 6 playlist here: linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister 🎶 Segments include: ​ Soundtrack to Our Chaos 🎵​ The Music That Raised Us 🍼​ Songs That Slap (Us in the Face) 👋​ Emotional Spiral Anthems 💔​ Comfort Artists & Cringe Classics ✨​ Music We Want at Our Funeral (yes, really) ⚰️ Drop your current spiral anthem in our DMs so we can cry together, or maybe add it to the playlist if it passes the vibe check. Follow us everywhere: linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister 🌐

    1h 25m

  5. 04/23/2025

    5. Texas Raised, Trophy Made

    We’re not okay, but we’re here—and it’s hilarious. Hit play, bestie. 💅🎙️ This week on Girl, Call Your Sister, we ditched the agenda and embraced full Trophy Mom Energy 💁‍♀️💸. No plans, just pure sister chaos—from TikTok fame (or shame), space buns, and going viral, to cow patty golf and why our social media is lowkey unhinged. We’re talking feminism, motherhood, mental health, and why we kinda wanna start a cult (but make it fabulous ✨). We get real about being women online, dealing with haters, our mental health meds, and whether we’re more trophy wife or girl boss energy 💅. Spoiler: we’re both, and we’re thriving. 🔥 Highlights 🔥 "Send me money on Venmo, please" 🤑 99+ TikTok notifications & viral moments 📱 Cow patty golf + broken noses 🏌️‍♀️💩 Coachella vs Couchella 🏕️➡️🛋️ Mental health, SSRIs & support systems 🧠💊 Texas pride, space buns, and dry shampoo realness 🤠💨 Cult leadership? We’re ready. 🕯️👑 👉 LISTEN NOW & WATCH ON YOUTUBE! 💖 Don’t forget to COMMENT, RATE, REVIEW, & FOLLOW us everywhere! 💬 Tell us your fav moment, we wanna hear from you! 🎙️ Link is right here, babe: https://linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister

    46 min

  6. 04/17/2025

    4. Pay Pigs, Toe-Sucking, & Bravo Breakups

    Our PayPig Applications Are OPEN linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister Grab your safety-pinned top and espresso martini, besties, because Ashlyn and Nix are spiraling (again) over Summer House, Southern Charm, and all the chaotic energy these Bravo kids are bringing. We’re talking: Paige & Craig’s confusing breakup timeline Jesse “Toe Sucker” Solomon’s walking red flag era Lindsay’s savage one-liners Carl’s flop behavior JT being… JT Plus: Bravo’s “Next Gen NYC” spinoff Netflix’s “Battle Camp” (hot people running through mud? Say less.) We also take a chaotic detour through: High school teacher’s aide stories Falling out of chairs Dipping during COVID Opening PayPig Applications (send cash, not creepiness, thank you) Rate ⭐️ Subscribe 🔔 Send Us Money 💸 if you’re feeling generous or deranged. We love you, losers. linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister

    54 min

  7. 04/10/2025

    3. Competitive? Yes. Emotionally Stable? Next Question.

    Welcome back to the sisterhood of the traveling trauma, besties! This week we’re chatting hot girl walks, why our five-year-olds might end up on Broadway (or the MLB), and how co-parenting sometimes requires a phone and a prayer. We get real about Ozempic, healing our relationships with food, and our unhinged childhood sports trauma. Plus, a love letter to our emotionally intelligent little brother, Uncle Michael (aka golden retriever with anxiety). It’s chaotic, it’s comforting, it’s a candle-lit overshare with your favorite sisters. Topics: • Kids + cell phones • Being perceived online • SkinnyTok + food talk • Eating disorder recovery • Why we coach youth sports like it’s the Olympics • Emotional support brother appreciation Rate, review, and romanticize the chaos with us! https://linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister

    40 min

  8. 04/03/2025

    2. Serums, Streaming, and a Spiritual Awakening

    We started with our latest product obsessions, favorite shows, and general chaos—but somehow ended up knee-deep in belief systems, spiritual differences, and the weird ways we find meaning in the mess. Join us for a little skincare, a lot of soul-searching, and one very unexpected pivot. Make sure you’re subscribed, rated, reviewed, AND following us everywhere (@girlcallyoursister on literally everything). Support your favorite chaotic sisters—The least you can do is click a star. https://linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister

    58 min

  9. 03/27/2025

    1. We Are New Here (Please Clap)

    Wait… Who Gave Us Microphones? Welcome to Girl, Call Your Sister — the podcast where oversharing is a love language and emotional spirals are part of the charm. In our very first episode, we’re kicking things off with a fun (and slightly unhinged) Q&A so y’all can get to know the chaos behind the mics. We’re talking sisterhood, hot takes, favorite red flags, motherhood moments, and why we probably shouldn’t be giving anyone advice… but here we are anyway. Ashlyn’s giving glam and delusion. Nix is giving grounding energy and occasional threats. Together? We’re just trying to survive, thrive, and make you laugh through it all. Think of it like a group FaceTime with your favorite sisters — if your sisters were emotionally unstable but hilarious. https://linktr.ee/girlcallyoursister

    42 min
  • 9 Episodes

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Where it’s our call, and you’re just listening. Girl, Call Your Sister — because who else is gonna tell you the truth, hype you up, and spill the tea all in one episode? We’re two sisters serving unfiltered convos, hot takes, delulu dreams, and the kind of real talk you didn’t know you needed. From dating drama to deep life chats, pop culture chaos to sisterhood rants—we’ve got your weekly dose of bold energy and big sister vibes. Buckle up, bestie… this is your new favorite guilty pleasure.

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  • Creator
    Girl, Call Your Sister
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    9
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