DeGrave Brothers

T.S. O'Banion
  • 5.0 (11)
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DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror A horror-comedy audio series drenched in gore, ghosts, and gallows humor. Grave-robbing brothers Doug and Phil DeGrave take on their most deranged job yet: cleaning up a sadistic S&M dungeon known as the Coldwater Inn. But something ancient and unspeakable lurks beneath the leather and latex—something hungry. What begins as a monster-of-the-week hustle spirals into a hellish descent through cursed artifacts, undead perverts, and the terrifying secrets of Coldwater’s past. If you like ‘80s horror movies, grindhouse sleaze, Lovecraftian nightmares, and buddy comedies with bad taste and worse decisions—this podcast is for you. New episodes every Friday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 1

  1. EPISODE 1

    A Grave Mistake

    This is DeGrave Brothers. A horror-comedy podcast featuring our dimwitted, grave-robbing “heroes,” Doug & Phil DeGrave. Join them as they curse, fight, and bicker their way through a cavalcade of gruesome horror scenarios. Witchcraft, zombies, demon cheerleaders, and unknowable horrors from beyond human comprehension are always just one bad decision away. Each week, our ghoulish host presents a new audio tape pulled from his cursed collection — part standalone nightmare, part ongoing audio drama — packed with gallows humor, gut-churning terror, and the occasional unexpected moment of heart. (Yes, there’s even a little romance in there for you softies.) If you’re looking for a rated-R, adult horror podcast to scratch that bloody, foul-mouthed itch, you’ve stumbled into the right graveyard. Slap on your headphones and prepare yourself for DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror. Today’s tape features: After a few drinks and a fair amount of smoke, Doug & Phil set out on a mission of “archaeological redistribution.” In other words: grave robbing. It was supposed to be a night like countless nights before — drugs, booze, and corpses. But when an unexpected body rises from the grave, their night takes a dark turn. Running for their lives through the eerie mist of the old cemetery, the brothers must face a horde of the living dead and, like Pops says, “There’s witchcraft in the cemetery tonight.” Can our intrepid white-trash woebegoners survive the curse of A Grave Mistake? Featuring the voices of Sofia Puritz as the Red Witch, Michael Russell as Pops, and T.S. O’Banion as the DeGrave Brothers. Punk music generously supplied by The Carrion Crawlers. Find their music on Bandcamp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Black Cat Blues

    DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror-Episode 2: Black Cat Blues When darkness falls and evil prowls, the DeGrave brothers find themselves trapped within the haunted walls of a small-town police station. As rain lashes against the windows and thunder splits the night sky, an ancient malevolence stalks the halls, hungering for vengeance. A simple black cat may cross your path, but beware—some creatures wear innocence like a shroud, concealing claws sharp enough to tear through dimensions. Tonight, Doug and Phil will learn that the supernatural never stays buried, and some wounds fester with unholy purpose. Sheriff Davis thought he'd seen true horror in the cemetery, but the real nightmare has only just begun. In this macabre second chapter, blood will spill, loyalties will be tested, and the DeGrave brothers will face a reckoning that will forever change their destiny. After all, when you dance with darkness, everyone pays the piper... and in this game, curiosity doesn't just kill cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Love In The Time Of Corpses

    DeGrave Brothers: House of Pain Episode 3 – "Love in the Time of Corpses" When a beautiful stranger steps into the DeGrave Brothers’ crumbling headquarters with an urgent plea, Doug and Phil find themselves lured into a job that smells like trouble… and something far worse. From a decaying inn with a graveyard out back to a dream that plunges Phil into a tentacled nightmare, the brothers are about to learn that romance and the undead make for a deadly mix. Packed with 80s-style VHS horror vibes, dark humor, and supernatural sleaze, this episode blends haunted mystery with grindhouse grit — perfect for fans of gallows humor, monster hunting gone wrong, and paranormal stories where love can eat you alive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    In For A Penny, In For A Pounding

    DEGRAVE BROTHERS EP4: IN FOR A PENNY, IN FORE A POUNDING Phil and Doug DeGrave are back in their most twisted case yet! Called to investigate a mysterious death at the notorious Coldwater Inn, these supernatural exterminators find themselves in over their heads at an establishment where pain is pleasure and secrets run deeper than the dungeon. With their trademark blend of incompetence and crude humor, the DeGrave Brothers must navigate the dangerous world of Mistress Stryker's domain while uncovering the truth behind a client's gruesome demise. But when your only investigative tool is a bear trap and your biggest concern is running out of beer, how do you solve a case that defies explanation? Featuring unforgettable characters including the intimidating Mistress Stryker, her devoted servant Stool, and the mysterious Avona, this episode delivers the perfect mix of horror, dark comedy, and supernatural mayhem that DeGrave Brothers fans have come to expect. Warning: Contains mature themes, graphic content, and language. Not suitable for all audiences. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    No Skin In The Game

    DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror – Episode 5: “No Skin In The Game” The DeGrave brothers descend into the twisted halls of the infamous Coldwater Inn, chasing leads through a maze of leather, lies, and latex. What starts as a routine investigation into a supernatural slaying quickly devolves into chaos as dominatrixes dodge questions, sex workers throw punches, and Phil and Doug realize they’re in way over their heads. But the real horror arrives when a new victim turns up—completely skinned in a ritualistic display that chills even these veteran monster-hunters to the bone. As the brothers dig deeper, they uncover a darkness that isn’t just supernatural… it’s personal. Expect:     •    Brothel-based interrogations gone hilariously wrong     •    Geriatric dominatrix violence     •    Graphic body horror     •    Witnesses with secrets sharper than their stilettos It's crime-scene carnage meets grindhouse comedy, and the DeGraves are barely keeping it together. Content Warning: Graphic violence, disturbing imagery, sexual themes, strong language, body horror. For fans of Ash vs. Evil Dead, The X-Files, American Horror Story, and those who love their horror laced with chaos, comedy, and skin-crawling mystery. Featuring the voices of of: T.S O'Banion as the DeGrave Brothers, Sofia Puritz as Demonica, Sarah Phimm as Mistress Lash, and Danial Lions as Satan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    Bad Trip To The Bone

    🍄💀 DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror - Episode 6: "Bad Trip to the Bone" When you're stuck in a haunted whorehouse with a magic book you can't read... sometimes the answer is drugs. Obviously. Doug and Phil are having a real problem. They're sitting on what might be the supernatural equivalent of a nuclear launch code, but the damn thing's written in cryptic mumbo-jumbo. Doug's solution? A "heroic dose" of questionable mushrooms and a ceremonial moonshine chaser. What could possibly go wrong? Watch our favorite grave-robbing degenerates attempt to unlock ancient secrets through the time-honored tradition of getting absolutely wasted. Between Satan's dating advice, beetle-infested hallucinations, and bathtub that moonlights as inter-dimensional transport, this trip is anything but relaxing. Fair Warning: Contains graphic drug use, strong language, supernatural family dysfunction, and a dash of Lovecraftian cosmic-horror. Also features inappropriate cheerleader costumes and Doug's questionable TV hosting skills. When reality gets too weird, sometimes you need to go weirder. The DeGrave Brothers are about to learn that some trips you can't come back from. Subscribe for more consciousness-expanding chaos! 🔔 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min

  7. EPISODE 7

    A Buttload of Trouble

    🏴‍☠️💀 DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror - Episode 7: "A Buttload of Trouble"The mushroom trip is OVER, but the real nightmare is just beginning! Phil and Doug wake up forever changed - and we're not just talking about the matching bullet holes in their foreheads! Our favorite grave-robbing degenerates finally have the supernatural sight they need to read that mysterious book... but some knowledge comes with a price that'll make you clench your cheeks! Contains graphic supernatural violence, questionable life choices, maritime-themed terror, and enough crude humor to make a sailor blush. Also features the kind of body horror that makes you grateful for your current lack of supernatural parasites. 🎧 Perfect for fans of: Horror comedy, unreliable narrators, supernatural mysteries, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if Lovecraft wrote a buddy cop movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    Speakeasy Does It

    🔥💀 DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror - Episode 8: "Speakeasy Does It"🌊 DIVE INTO DANGER! 🌊The brothers are in WAY over their heads - literally! Fresh from their tentacled trauma, Phil and Doug find themselves plunging into the dark depths beneath Coldwater Inn. What starts as a desperate escape becomes an underwater adventure through forgotten chambers, skeletal guardians, and prohibition-era secrets! 🏴‍☠️ What Awaits You:💀 RIDDLES OF THE DEAD - Seven pirate skulls guard ancient secrets, but which one lies? 🍸 FORGOTTEN SPEAKEASY - Vintage booze, vintage lingerie, and vintage DANGER ⚔️ SKELETON CREW SHOWDOWN - When you rob the dead, they tend to take it personally 🎭 MYSTERIOUS ALLIES - Sometimes help comes from the most unexpected places 🔮 MAGICAL MAYHEM - Phil's newfound abilities get put to the ultimate test 💎 PIRATE TREASURE - Because what's an adventure without some good old-fashioned grave robbing? 🎯 The Stakes Get Higher:The clock is ticking toward midnight on HalloweenA mysterious child needs savingAncient magic meets modern technologyThe true identity of their enemy becomes crystal clearTrust becomes a luxury they can't afford🎭 Perfect Blend Of:Horror, action, puzzle-solving, and the kind of sibling banter that happens when you're fighting undead pirates in your underwear ⚠️ Warning:Contains underwater horror, skeletal combat, prohibition-era fashion choices, magical riddles that could kill you if you get them wrong, and a twist ending that will leave you questioning EVERYTHING. 🎧 Ideal for fans of: Adventure horror, puzzle mysteries, pirate lore, sibling dynamics, and anyone who's ever wondered what happens when grave robbers meet their match. 💥 The brothers thought they'd hit rock bottom... but they're about to discover there's always a deeper level of trouble waiting! Don't miss the episode that proves sometimes the only way out is DOWN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min

  9. EPISODE 9

    Apocalypse How?

    DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror - Episode 9: Apocalypse How? Trust is a luxury the DeGrave brothers can't afford when allies reveal their true faces and ancient evils crawl from the shadows. As Doug and Phil find themselves caught between warring supernatural forces, they discover that some monsters don't need to hide—they've been pulling the strings all along. When unholy power courses through mortal veins and skinless nightmares tear through reality, the brothers must rely on forbidden knowledge and family bonds to survive the night. But in a world where goddesses masquerade as lovers and salvation comes with a terrible price, even death might be a mercy. Featuring bone-crushing battles, mystical transformations, and revelations that will reshape everything you thought you knew about the DeGrave legacy, "Apocalypse How?" proves that sometimes the only way to fight monsters is to become something even worse. Warning: Contains intense violence, supernatural horror, and strong language throughout. Listener discretion advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min

  10. EPISODE 10

    Final Nail In The Coffin

    DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror - Final Episode: The Final Nail in the Coffin All roads lead to the graveyard as the DeGrave brothers face their ultimate test. When ancient powers converge in a bone cathedral built from centuries of death, Doug and Phil must confront not only the goddess who destroyed their family, but the very nature of what it means to be a DeGrave. In this explosive finale, alliances will be tested, sacrifices will be made, and the brothers will discover that some battles can only be won by embracing the darkness within. As mystical energies tear reality apart and the dead rise for one final dance, the fate of an innocent child—and the world itself—hangs in the balance. This is the finale of Season 1 of The Coldwater Terror! We want to thank our incredible audience for joining us on this blood-soaked journey through the supernatural underworld. Your support has meant everything to us, and we're already brewing up horrors for Season 2. Tell us what you think! Reach out to us at degravepod@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram @degravepod. We want to hear your thoughts on the season and what twisted tales you'd like to see the DeGrave brothers tackle next! Warning: Contains intense violence, supernatural horror, and strong language throughout. Listener discretion advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min
  • 10 Episodes

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DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror A horror-comedy audio series drenched in gore, ghosts, and gallows humor. Grave-robbing brothers Doug and Phil DeGrave take on their most deranged job yet: cleaning up a sadistic S&M dungeon known as the Coldwater Inn. But something ancient and unspeakable lurks beneath the leather and latex—something hungry. What begins as a monster-of-the-week hustle spirals into a hellish descent through cursed artifacts, undead perverts, and the terrifying secrets of Coldwater’s past. If you like ‘80s horror movies, grindhouse sleaze, Lovecraftian nightmares, and buddy comedies with bad taste and worse decisions—this podcast is for you. New episodes every Friday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Creator
    T.S. O'Banion
  • Episodes
    10
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Timothy O'Banion
  • Show Website
    DeGrave Brothers

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