Not Your Desperate Housewives

Amanda, Cassidy, Pilar
  • 4.4 (5)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

The podcast no one asked for, but everyone needs in their life -- things are about to get wildly relatable. From pop culture hot takes to mom life meltdowns, we're spilling it all on Not Your Desperate Housewives . Martini's optional, earbuds required.

  1. Having a bit of a fit

    Feb 17

    Having a bit of a fit

    In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we time-travel from the Scottish Highlands to the Super Bowl stage without spilling our martinis. We’re diving deep into Outlander (because emotionally stable men in kilts are our Roman Empire), breaking down the Super Bowl spectacle and that Bad Bunny halftime energy, and then heading straight into the Olympic chaos. Yes, we’re discussing the “Quad God,” the two-man bobsled glory, Lindsey Vonn’s legendary presence, and the ice dancing drama that has us locked in. We also get into manifesting (are we delusional or just powerful?) and the Bridgerton musical greatness that never was. It’s sports. It’s scandal. It’s string quartets and sleds. And it’s absolutely not desperate

    56 min
  2. Same Housewives, New Season

    Feb 10

    Same Housewives, New Season

    Season Two starts with a proper catch-up. We’re recapping the last four months of life—our Key West getaway, how we actually spent the holidays, and everything that’s happened since we last hit record. Plus, we dive into the Stranger Things finale and unpack our feelings (because yes, we have many). New season, same chaos.

    1h 4m
  3. Dreams, Dahmer , & DWTS

    09/30/2025

    Dreams, Dahmer , & DWTS

    This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we’re serving up all the pop-culture tea you didn’t know you needed. We break down the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (sparkles, sequins, and maybe a few questionable moves), unpack The Summer I Turned Pretty finale (yes, we’re still recovering), and dive into our obsession with Netflix’s serial killer documentaries. Plus, we take a detour into dreamland—literally—wondering why our subconscious is so unhinged at 3 a.m. Grab your wine glass, cozy up, and get ready to laugh, question reality, and maybe analyze your own wild dreams right along with us.

    1h 1m
  4. Tinder Conversations, Toe-vid, and Taylor Frankie Paul

    09/23/2025

    Tinder Conversations, Toe-vid, and Taylor Frankie Paul

    The NYDH crew is back and unfiltered in this jam-packed episode. We’re debating whether Taylor Frankie Paul would actually make the ultimate Bachelorette, and giggling about the best tinder exchanges (i have one daughter, anyone?). Plus, we welcome cozy season with all the fall feels—while side-tracking into Toe-Vid drama, the age-old circumcision debate, and the rom-com classics that still own our hearts. Grab your PSL, queue the dating apps, and settle in for laughs, hot takes, and way too much honesty—only on Not Your Desperate Housewives.

    1h 8m
  5. Catching Up, Cardi B, and Cousins Beach

    09/15/2025

    Catching Up, Cardi B, and Cousins Beach

    Summer might be winding down, but we’re still in our feels! In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we dive deep into The Summer I Turned Pretty—Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah, anyone?—and unpack all the juicy details of the Cardi B defense trial. Plus, we catch up on everything happening behind the scenes of our not-so-desperate lives, from chaotic schedules to unexpected plot twists. Grab your iced coffee (or a margarita) and hang out with us for laughs, hot takes, and a little bit of everything.

    1h 13m
  6. Episode 10 – Bears, Barbz, and a Bug Juice?! 🐻💅🎬

    09/02/2025

    Episode 10 – Bears, Barbz, and a Bug Juice?! 🐻💅🎬

    This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, things get wild. Pilar gives us the latest from the farm — let's just say the animals aren’t the only ones making headlines. We dive into the bear sightings in Southern Maryland (yes, actual bears), unpack the chaos and creativity of the viral Nicki Minaj challenge, and talk about the real energy crisis: the Celsius recall. Oh, and did we mention how obsessed we are with K Pop Demon Hunters? Our voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like… Grab your tea (maybe not Celsius this time) and settle in for another juicy, unfiltered convo with your favorite Housewives — who are definitely not desperate.

    1h 19m
  7. Football Starts, Fisher Brother Feud, and Felony Cases

    08/22/2025

    Football Starts, Fisher Brother Feud, and Felony Cases

    This week, the housewives are diving headfirst into our current chaos- work trips and fall sports anyone? Plus a recap of our 5k and our poolside escapades. Then, we shift gears into TV talk with a brief chat about The Summer I Turned Pretty—team Jeremiah or team Conrad, anyone? Finally, we go deep into one of the most chilling cases in recent years: the Idaho 4 murders, unpacking the details and what still lingers unanswered.

    1h 8m
  8. Time Flies

    08/01/2025

    Time Flies

    Episode 8: Time Flies This week, we’re feeling all the nostalgia and chaos—just the way we like it. We dive into 28 Summers and We Were Liars (book and show), and let’s just say… we have thoughts. Then things get personal as we swap birth stories—equal parts heartwarming and horrifying—and relive our book club boat day. We wrap it all up with a full debrief of Talon’s first birthday party, complete with relay races that may or may not have ended in mild injury and major bragging rights. Time really does fly when you’re juggling book plots, birthday parties, and the beautiful chaos of motherhood.

    1h 18m
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The podcast no one asked for, but everyone needs in their life -- things are about to get wildly relatable. From pop culture hot takes to mom life meltdowns, we're spilling it all on Not Your Desperate Housewives . Martini's optional, earbuds required.

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