Scissor Me Timbers

Stormy Wiggins

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Comedy Interviews

This trio talks and laughs about EVERYTHING. From terrible dad jokes to bad first experiences to mysteries and true crime. Sit back, listen, and laugh with your hosts, Ashley, Nichole, and Stormy.

07/23/2025

Netflix, Nausea, and a Mouthful of Murder Skittles

This episode is a full-on shitshow - literally. We dive headfirst into the floating fecal nightmare that is the new Poop Cruise documentary. Where a luxury vacation turns into a porta-potty from hell. In between are a few Ginny and Georgia references. (Can you tell we love a good peach?) And just when you think it couldn't get more unhinged, we tempt fate (and possible gastrointestinal doom) with the infamous TikTok Poison Skittles Challenge. It's drama, diarrhea, and deadly candy - aka, Tuesday at our place.
07/16/2025

Clout Chasing and Combat Training

Strap in (or strap on), because this week's episode is a chaotic fever dream. We start with TikTok's most controversial dumpster fire, Lily Tino. She's beefing, crying, facing legal action, and maybe scamming half the internet - so naturally, we had to talk about it. Because nothing screams "content" other than tearing apart a corn dog in Magic Kingdom. Then we take a sharp left turn and talk about Marine boot camp calls to home. We're screaming, you're screaming, they're screaming. Maybe I'll DoorDash a corndog later. Who knows.
07/09/2025

AI Loading Dreams... Please Wait. (PS6 Not Included)

Raw-dogging the future starting with the launch of the PS6 - because $900 and your soul isn't too much to ask for 8k graphics and haptic toe feedback. But that's not all! We also cover the potential new AI technology that claims it can recreate your dreams... Yes, the same dreams where you're naked in high school or hooking up with the ogre version of Fiona.
07/02/2025

Hammerhead Sharks, Pet Peeves, and Zhu Zhu Regret

What do hammerhead sharks, loud chewers, children's toys, and unhinged Reddit users have in common? They all make an appearance in this episode of Scissor Me Timbers! It's raunchy, and it's ridiculous, but we had to hear it, and so do you!
06/24/2025

Careers and Real Life Stuff ft. Brittany!

In this episode, we discuss careers and potential serial killers with a special guest!
06/18/2025

Quizzes and Hairdye

Online quizzes... because who are we if we don't take a quiz on how much of a lesbian we really are!
06/11/2025

Ocean Discovery and Gummy Candy

What's REALLY in the ocean? We don't know. Gummy candy??? We got you covered! This episode is all over the place, but enjoy the ride!
06/04/2025

Flatulence, Fire, and Candy Corn

Are farts funny? We think so. Fire? Yeah, that's funny too. But candy corn? Two of us like it, one of us doesn't. Guess who!
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05/29/2025

Orphan?

Orphans? Italy? I love that for you.

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This trio talks and laughs about EVERYTHING. From terrible dad jokes to bad first experiences to mysteries and true crime. Sit back, listen, and laugh with your hosts, Ashley, Nichole, and Stormy.

Creator

Stormy Wiggins
Years Active

2025
Episodes

10
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Stormy Wiggins
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Scissor Me Timbers