Alleged Fed

JGurule

Stories of an ex-fed that can only be told now that the pension has kicked in and the statute of limitations tapped out. Follow Batman & Robin—two very real (allegedly) federal agents—as they walk you through black-bag ops, felony stupid decisions, cartel funerals, extradition nightmares, and other moments that were definitely not in the training manual.

Episodes

  1. 09/19/2025

    That one time Batman and Robin got arrested in Norway

    Final approach into Oslo international airport when the captain announces a “police situation on board.” Passengers look around nervously. Batman and Robin look at each other and think, “That can’t possibly be for us.” Spoiler: it was. Join Alleged Fed for a story of convicted terrorists, emergency travel documents, first-class perks, and a very nice Norwegian jail cell.

  2. 09/06/2025

    How Batman & Robin Out Mastered a Self-proclaimed Mastermind

    In this episode of Alleged Fed, Batman and Robin set their sights on a racist German national who fancied himself a criminal mastermind. He bragged about being ex–special forces, part of the “master race,” and far too brilliant for American cops to catch. He swore he’d never be taken alive. So naturally, he ended up face-down in handcuffs in a Las Vegas casino hallway. Join us as we unravel how this so-called genius managed to underestimate two federal agents who still argue about which one of them has to be Robin. Between his racist rants, delusions of grandeur, and laughable escape plans, this was less “Bond villain” and more “felony stupid.” Allegedly.

  3. 08/25/2025

    Batman and Robin meet the Flash

    This episode of Alleged Fed is brought to you by poor judgement, questionable supervision, and the eternal hope that nobody checks our arrest reports. Todays story: the one where Batman and Robin accidentally deputized a stranger, tackled a Colombian drug dealer, and spent the next six hours in a taxpayer funded sightseeing tour of Vegas - all because we were too scared to tell Catwoman the truth.

  4. 06/09/2025

    That One Time Batman and Robin Shut Down the Vegas Airport

    Episode 3 brings you a very special kind of airport delay, the kind caused by two federal agents, three fugitives chained together like a failed prison conga line and absolutely zero coordination with local law enforcement. The lights were flashing, shotguns were drawn, and we realized in real time just how dumb Feds can be. If you’ve ever wondered how to shut down Las Vegas international airport without a bomb threat - you’re in luck.

  5. 06/09/2025

    That one time Batman and Robin roofied a guy to get him out of the country

    This week’s episode features a charming little felony called “involuntary sedation.” When a violent criminal refuses to leave the country, Batman and Robin get creative. Let’s just say the guy made it home , but had no memory of the flight. Also featuring an alleged Russian Dr. with KGB vibes, a forged signature and zero legal advice.

  6. 06/08/2025

    How a Mexican Drug Lord Owes Me a Favor

    So there I was, in a cemetery, standing next to a Mexican drug lord at his grandson’s funeral when the catholic priest said “Vamos a orar” - let us pray and that Narco reached down and grabbed my right hand, my gun hand in a vice grip. That’s when I thought: I’m going to die today for being felony stupid. Welcome to Alleged Fed, where stories of a retired Fed are all 100% allegedly true. This is the first episode where Batman and Robin almost won a Darwin Award but end up with a favor from a Mexican drug lord. #truecrime #darkhumor #fedstories #allegedlytrue

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About

Stories of an ex-fed that can only be told now that the pension has kicked in and the statute of limitations tapped out. Follow Batman & Robin—two very real (allegedly) federal agents—as they walk you through black-bag ops, felony stupid decisions, cartel funerals, extradition nightmares, and other moments that were definitely not in the training manual.

Information

  • Creator
    JGurule
  • Years Active
    2025
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © JGurule
  • Show Website
    Alleged Fed