F**kin New Guy Podcast

Samir Mr. F.N.G.

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F*****g New Guy is the podcast for those who refuse to take things at face value. With unapologetic dark humor and a relentless curiosity, I question everything—no topic is off-limits. If you're tired of the same old scripted narratives and want raw, independent thinking, you're in the right place. Buckle up, because this ride isn't for the easily offended.

11/14/2025

Never Meet your Idolize....

🎙️ Fkin New Guy Podcast | Tax Dollars, Idols & Nostalgia — The Truth They Don’t Talk AboutIn this episode of the Fkin New Guy Podcast**, we break down the wild ways your tax dollars are being spent overseas — including millions for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia, electric buses in Rwanda, and even pastry classes in Haiti. All while people here still struggling.We also dive into why idolizing celebrities will always backfire — because at the end of the day, they’re just people like the rest of us. And to lighten the mood, we wrap it all up with a throwback to those classic TV commercials and jingles we’ll never forget — from “Every kiss begins with K” to “What would you do for a Klondike bar?”💬 Topics Covered:💸 The Biden administration’s questionable foreign spending🚍 $500K for electric buses in Rwanda🍰 Millions for pastry classes and dance groups in Haiti🧠 Why idol culture is toxic and fans go too far📺 Classic commercials that defined a generation🎧 Key Moments:49:05 — The $3M circumcision & vasectomy funding in Zambia49:48 — Pastry classes and “dance focus groups” in Haiti01:55 — “Never meet your idols” — why fans need boundaries29:47 — Nostalgic ad throwback: “Every kiss begins with K”⚡ The Vibe:Raw. Real. Unfiltered.We question what we’re told, laugh at what’s wild, and think for ourselves — because somebody has to.

51 min
11/09/2025

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Fkin New Guy Podcast | Tired Souls, Zoochosis & The Hamster Wheel of LifeIn this episode of the Fkin New Guy Podcast**, we talk about something everybody’s feeling but nobody admits — the exhaustion of just existing in today’s world.From the feeling of being trapped in the same routine to questioning the point of chasing money, fame, and politics — this one hits deep.We even get into “zoochosis”, a real term for what happens when freedom gets replaced by repetition — and how society has turned into a giant hamster wheel we keep running on.💬 Topics Covered:😴 The mental burnout of modern life — “I’m not suicidal, but I am tired.”🧠 Zoochosis: how humans are starting to live like caged animals💸 The endless economic cycle — work, spend, repeat🏠 How much of what we own is just stuff we don’t even use💭 The quiet desire to just be free — from everything🎧 Key Moments:02:52 — The meaning of “Zoochosis”07:58 — “Days just getting faster and faster.”09:15 — The hamster wheel we can’t seem to escape51:46 — “I don’t care about money or fame — I’m just tired.”

55 min
11/02/2025

WTF ISN WRONG WITH YA'LL ??????

🎙️ Fkin New Guy Podcast | Monkeys, Hurricanes, and AI Takeover — The Truth They Don’t Want You To SeeIn this episode of the Fkin New Guy Podcast**, we cover the chaos the media barely touches — and the wild connections nobody’s talking about.From a truck full of infected monkeys crashing in Mississippi, to Jamaica’s Vision 2030 “smart city” plan right before a Category 5 hurricane, to AI replacing jobs faster than people can blink — this one’s got it all.We question everything — the timing, the motives, and the stories behind the stories.Is it all coincidence… or the system showing its hand?💬 Topics We Cover:🐒 The truck crash with infected monkeys — and what happened to the one that got away🌪️ Jamaica’s Vision 2030 “smart city” plans & the hurricane nobody saw coming🧠 UPS & Amazon replacing workers with AI — and how to not get left behind🕯️ Why people still celebrate pagan holidays while the world burns💻 The growing truth about AI control and surveillance systems🎧 Key Moments:16:22 — “If the government cancels stamps, cancel the holidays.”22:52 — Jamaica’s hurricane coincidence and Vision 203028:17 — The Mississippi monkey truck crash38:07 — UPS layoffs & Amazon’s AI replacement plans⚡ The Vibe:Unfiltered. Uncomfortable. Unapologetic.We’re not here to entertain — we’re here to wake you up.

58 min
10/24/2025

Uncut Vibe, Unplanned Drop-in, Unscripted Origin Story ep 007

Before I GET INTO THE DESCRIPTION, for a better understanding go check me out on youtube. With further interruption, 🎙️ FKINNEWGUY Podcast | Love, Lies, Space Junk & Candle ChaosOn this episode of the FKINNEWGUYPodcast**, we talk everything from relationships to space weirdness — the kind of mix only this show can pull off.We dig into past love stories, blurred timelines, and what real happiness looks like, before jumping straight into a wild space mystery, an actual Louvre heist, and even a candle giveaway that went sideways.No filters. No fluff. Just real conversations and random chaos — exactly how life hits sometimes.💬 Topics We Hit:Past relationships, perception, and chasing happinessA UFO-like object that started growing in someone’s houseThe insane Louvre museum heist compared to Money HeistCandle talk that turned into an accidental giveaway🎧 Key Moments:16:03 — Love, perception, and happiness26:51 — Real-life Money Heist vibes35:25 — The growing space object story18:34 — Candle giveaway confession⚡ The Vibe:Honest talk. Real reactions. Random topics.Every episode’s different — that’s why it’s the FKINNEWGUY Podcast.

1h 20m
10/21/2025

LATE NIGHT POD

🎧 Late Night Pod Q&A | Real Talk for the PeopleWelcome to the first Late Night Pod Q&A — where nothing’s off limits, and every question’s on the table. Tonight we talk life, mindset, and the real sh*t people think but never say out loud.From everyday struggles to the big “what ifs,” this is for the ones who stay up late thinking, questioning, and laughing at the chaos. No script. No filter. Just real talk.💬 Topics that hit tonight:Life’s random questions that actually make senseThe wild state of today’s culture and people’s mindsetsThoughts on where we’re headed as a generationA few laughs, some deep truths, and late-night wisdom in between🎙️ The Vibe:Think of it like a conversation with your favorite night owl — half therapy, half comedy, all honesty.Drop your questions in the comments for the next Late Night Pod Q&A — we might feature your topic next.

45 min
10/19/2025

9-5 Crashout

Late Night Pod Q&A | Entitlement, Human Trafficking Awareness & AI Replacing JobsIn this late-night talk, we break down what’s really going on out here — from wild entitlement and a lack of morals, to the rise of AI replacing human jobs, and even the hidden truth about human trafficking across the nation.This isn’t just a podcast — it’s real conversation for people who still think for themselves.We question everything, mix in dark humor, and shine light on the parts of life most people avoid.💬 Topics Covered:The rise of entitlement and lost integrity in today’s worldThe alarming spread of human trafficking in the U.S.How AI is quietly replacing jobs and reshaping our daily livesLate-night reflection on accountability, empathy, and self-awareness🎧 Key Moments:15:52 — AI is taking jobs: “It’s happening. It’s happening.”47:02 — Breaking down a real human trafficking case.73:20 — The entitlement rant that hits too close to home.🧠 Takeaway:It’s time to stop pretending and start paying attention. Society’s changing fast — but if you’re tuned in, you can stay ahead of it instead of getting lost in it.#FNGPodcast #LateNightTalks #Entitlement #AI #UFOs #HumanTraffickingAwareness #Integrity #Society #ForThePeople #RealTalk

1h 6m
10/15/2025

Late Night Pod Q&A

We explore the importance of respect and appreciation in relationships. Discover how valuing men's feelings and avoiding embarrassment can foster stronger connections and mutual satisfaction.[19:12-19:20]Yo, there's 7 days in a week, suck his d**k 2 to 3. Without even- without him even asking.[19:30-19:45]Because as men, yo, just feeling appreciated and respected, you can get whatever you want out of us. Just can't embarrass us, man. When you embarrass us, that's when you lose us.[07:18-07:47]"As a people how are we protecting our mental health?" I will say this Now and this is for every individual first and then you working out because I'm gonna tell you right now you're the only one you're the first and last defense as far as protecting your mental health[07:49-08:12]Now 2 if you show people how to make you comfortable in a certain space and they don't show you that same respect then that's when you gotta remove yourself so you will be okay[08:12-08:14]'Cause if you're not okay then nothing else is functioning[10:00-10:12]But if you did address it[11:53-11:55]Karma's a motherf**ker[29:39-29:59]Because I'ma be honest with you, bruh, regardless, like I said, I'ma say it again, regardless if, if, if it's interracial sh*t, us as Black motherf**kers, we gotta stick together more and often than enough because As high on the totem pole that we are, we're still low on that motherf**ker.

32 min
09/12/2025

By Happens Stands

This video explains how to identify someone's true character by observing what they lack, covering traits like accountability, communication skills, emotional intelligence, self-awareness, honesty, boundaries, integrity, empathy, and confidence.

47 min

F*****g New Guy is the podcast for those who refuse to take things at face value. With unapologetic dark humor and a relentless curiosity, I question everything—no topic is off-limits. If you're tired of the same old scripted narratives and want raw, independent thinking, you're in the right place. Buckle up, because this ride isn't for the easily offended.

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Samir Mr. F.N.G.
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