Barely Media

Chaz Gillette and Rique Sanchez
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  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

Barely Media is a weekly comedy commentary show hosted by Rique and Chaz. Each episode highlights the most absurd stories, trending topics, food crimes, and celebrity moments that made the internet stop and ask why this was news. The show mixes dry humor, curiosity, and honest reactions from two hosts who are only kind of informed but fully committed to having fun. New episodes every week. No ads.

  1. FEB 17

    AI at Dinner, RIP Lemonade, and WWE's Newest Villain

    Rique and Chaz are back with another week of news that absolutely did not need to happen but we're so glad it did. This week we break down Anthropic's Super Bowl ad and ask the real question: which AI would be the worst dinner party guest? (Spoiler: Gemini is going through your purse.) Then we pour one out for Minute Maid frozen concentrate, shoutout to every kid who dunked that mystery cylinder into lukewarm water and called it lemonade. And finally, we try to make sense of NBA center Jaxson Hayes body-slamming the Washington Wizards mascot WWE-style, because there has to be a motive. There just has to be. Barely Media: we read the news so you can feel better about your week.   Timestamps 0:08 Anthropic Super Bowl Ad 6:00 Minute Maid Discontinues Frozen Juice 12:02 Jaxson Hayes Shoves the Wizards Mascot

    18 min

  2. FEB 9

    Raccoon Passports, Keurig Chaos, and Musical Candy

    This week on Barely Media, Rique and Chaz cover three stories that absolutely did not need to exist, but do anyway. They start with a raccoon that somehow made it all the way to Belarus, and wonder what life must be like to accidentally travel internationally without money, documents, or responsibility. Next, they discuss a Keurig labeling issue where caffeinated pods were mistakenly sold as decaf, and sympathize with the poor soul who thought they'd quit caffeine years ago—only to discover the truth far too late. Finally, they break down musical lollipops and ask the obvious question: who decided music would improve the licking experience?

    15 min

  3. FEB 6

    Tennis Moans, Starbucks Security, and the Genetic Lottery

    This week on Barely Media, Rique and Chaz debate whether elite tennis success is about form, conditioning, or simply mastering the perfect moan—starting with Novak Djokovic versus Jannik Sinner and the surprisingly important role of vocal technique. Next, they try to figure out what kind of security threat could possibly justify the Starbucks CEO having unlimited company jet access for personal travel. Was it corporate espionage? Or someone who asked for light ice and didn't get it? Finally, they dig into research suggesting lifespan is largely genetic, thanks to twin studies, and wonder which twin got stuck eating broccoli while the other one partied their way into the same life expectancy. Questionable theories, confident speculation, and absolutely no peer review. Timestamps: 0:08 Djokovic v Sinner 7:00 Starbucks CEO Jet 10:20 Lifespan is Mostly Genetic

    16 min

  4. FEB 2

    2016 Nostalgia, Moon Hotels, and Defending M&M's

    This week on Barely Media, Rique and Chaz revisit the idea of going back to 2016 and quickly realize there may not be much worth returning to, aside from Beyoncé releasing Lemonade. From there, they discuss plans for a luxury moon hotel slated for 2032 and question who exactly wants to travel to space just to stare back at a perfectly good Earth. Finally, the conversation turns to new M&M's flavors, and despite some questionable bakery-themed choices, they struggle to find anything wrong with them. At the end of the day, who doesn't love M&M's? Low stakes debates, unnecessary skepticism, and completely confident opinions—classic Barely Media. Timestamps 0:08 – Going back to 2016 6:30 – Moon hotel planned for 2032 11:42 – New M&M's flavors

    17 min

  5. JAN 22

    McRib Court, Toddler Dogs, and the Wheelie Bin Industrial Complex

    This week on Barely Media, Rique and Chaz break down the most important news stories nobody asked for. We start with McDonald's getting sued over the McRib, which sparks an important legal question: What kind of tort lawyer is genuinely shocked to learn it does not contain real rib meat? From there, we unpack new research showing dogs learn words the same way toddlers do, and Rique explains why that still does not mean your dog understands full sentences. Next, we try to figure out why Kiefer Sutherland was in a rideshare at all after assault charges surface, and what series of life choices leads to that exact situation. Finally, we celebrate a wheelie bin hitting 66 mph and ask the real question: whose job is it to be the chassis engineer for a trash can built for speed? It's weird news, questionable logic, and completely unnecessary expertise—exactly how we like it. Timestamps 0:08  McDonald's sued over the McRib 4:12  Dogs learn words like toddlers  8:09  Kiefer Sutherland and the rideshare situation 13:39  Wheelie bin hits 66 mph

    18 min

  6. JAN 17

    Smart Fridges, Snack Inflation, and the End of Nutrition

    In this episode of Barely Media, Rique and Chaz break down three moments that prove technology and nutrition are mostly improvising. AI Fridges Artificial intelligence has officially been added to the refrigerator, an appliance that already had one clear responsibility. The hosts question why a fridge needs opinions when its entire job is to keep things cold and not judge what is inside. 1997 Receipt and Stranger Things A receipt from 1997 resurfaces and exposes how inflation went straight for defenseless Little Debbie snacks. Rique and Chaz compare prices and process the emotional damage. Food Pyramid With the food pyramid officially flipped upside down, the hosts debate whether nutritional guidelines are more of a suggestion than a rule. If everything keeps changing, it might be time to treat lab coat advice as optional and listen to instinct instead. New episodes of Barely Media with Rique and Chaz release every week.   Timestamps 0:08 AI Fridges 5:00 1997 Receipt and Stranger Things 14:47 Food Pyramid

    22 min

  7. 12/31/2025

    The Second Camel, the Martha Bagel, and Cheese Propaganda

    In this episode of Barely Media, Rique and Chaz examine three stories that feel less like accidents and more like choices society keeps making. Woman Kicked by Camel at Church A woman was kicked by a camel during a church event, raising immediate questions about where a church in Texas found a camel in the first place and why, after the first camel incident, a second camel was still allowed to walk through the building. The New Way to Eat a Bagel Martha Stewart introduced her preferred way of eating a bagel, and the hosts debate how relatable a lifestyle tip can really be when it comes from someone with a poolboy. The bagel survives. The credibility is discussed. Cheese Study A new study suggests cheese consumption may reduce the risk of dementia. After noticing the number of holes in the study, both literal and methodological, Rique and Chaz question whether a broader cheese agenda is quietly being pushed on the public. New episodes of Barely Media with Rique and Chaz release every week. Timestamps 0:08 Woman Kicked by Camel at Church 5:33 The New Way to Eat a Bagel 10:05 Cheese Study

    16 min

  8. 12/17/2025

    Waymo Babies, Pixar After Dark, and Netflix vs Humanity

    In this episode of Barely Media, Rique and Chaz break down three developments that feel less like progress and more like a soft warning. Birth in a Waymo A baby was reportedly born inside a Waymo self driving car, forcing the hosts to accept that autonomous vehicles may also be the birthing suites of the future. Questions include whether surge pricing applies and if the car rates the parents afterward. Disney Invests in OpenAI Disney announced an investment in OpenAI, immediately raising concerns about Pixar characters being repurposed for adult content somewhere deep inside Disney Plus. Rique and Chaz discuss what happens when childhood icons meet generative AI and why this feels like something legal teams are pretending is not a problem. Knives Out Not in Theaters With Knives Out skipping theaters in favor of streaming, the conversation spirals into a debate about what the real assault on humanity is. Is it Netflix buying Warner Bros or the existence of 67 holiday ornaments. New episodes of Barely Media with Rique and Chaz release every week.   Timestamps 0:08 Birth in a Waymo 5:14 Disney Invests in OpenAI 11:00 Knives Out Not in Theaters

    17 min
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About

Barely Media is a weekly comedy commentary show hosted by Rique and Chaz. Each episode highlights the most absurd stories, trending topics, food crimes, and celebrity moments that made the internet stop and ask why this was news. The show mixes dry humor, curiosity, and honest reactions from two hosts who are only kind of informed but fully committed to having fun. New episodes every week. No ads.

Information

  • Creator
    Chaz Gillette and Rique Sanchez
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Barely Media