This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!

Jen & Ashten
  • 5.0 (18)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Semiweekly

Join us on a heartfelt journey as we explore the unexpected path to becoming best friends. From chance encounters at a theater program to bonding over shared experiences during a pandemic, this episode delves into the laughter, challenges, and deep connections that have shaped our friendship. Discover how a simple trip to Beaver's Bend turned into a lifelong bond, filled with ups, downs, and everything in between. Tune in for a candid conversation about friendship, life, and the moments that bring us closer together.

  1. GRADUATION DAY! The episode where I accidentally used the title last week for the wrong episode....

    May 15

    GRADUATION DAY! The episode where I accidentally used the title last week for the wrong episode....

    Welp...this is why.  If you liked the title last week, you'll LOVE this week's episode!  To recap....aliens, weedeaters, cannibalism, Nancy Grace...need we say more? CONGRATULATIONS EMMA AND CLASS OF 2026!!

    30 min

  2. May 11

    Grandma Hobbies, Quilt Envy and Grad Prep Anxiety!

    This week we start with a hat, somehow detour through quilts, graduation chaos, dirty soda bars, widow guilt, PTSD triggers, and TikTok judgment — then get interrupted by a man attacking the hedges. Honestly, very on brand.

    32 min

  3. May 8

    Gird Your Loins, Anderson Cooper & Suspicious Corn

    Happy Friday, and welcome back to This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast. This episode starts with an alleged wife-for-boat trade involving frozen catfish and somehow spirals into chef-related crime stories, UFOs, AI interview scams, Great Value corn warnings, Taco Bell chaos, Criminal Minds connections, how to gird your loins, and why Anderson Cooper may or may not be an alien.

    30 min
  4. Monday Mayhem: Ghosts, Gumption & TE-QUILA!

    May 4

    Monday Mayhem: Ghosts, Gumption & TE-QUILA!

    We’re back after a rough week, and this episode comes in hot with emotional whiplash, Monday morning tequila, widowhood honesty, dating disappointments, and a full breakdown of why adults need more gumption. Ashton opens up about loneliness, vulnerability, and missing the kind of companionship she had with Jake, while Jen brings the chaos with quilting updates, UK podcast dreams, Scotland plans, and a wild influencer murder story from across the pond. It’s messy, heartfelt, funny, and exactly why we can’t have a podcast.

    28 min

  5. Apr 27

    Lottery Tickets, Lost Billions & It's Just Another Manic Monday here...

    This week, we’re talking secret-service connections, AI business makeovers, $41 million lottery dreams, what we’d buy if we won, and the old-money families who somehow lost billions. From the Vanderbilts and Astors to George Bush, streaming subscriptions, and our usual accidental spiral into death… this is exactly why we can’t have a podcast.

    30 min

  6. Apr 24

    Dogs in Heat, Moms in Crisis & May Meltdowns

    This week, we’re recapping everything from our chaotic Vegas trip to the emotional rollercoaster that hit way harder than expected. We’re talking Broadway raves, questionable Uber drivers, and why apparently the only thing getting action lately… is the dog 🐶🙃 But it’s not all chaos—this episode takes a turn into the real stuff. Grief, triggers you don’t see coming, and those moments that hit you out of nowhere (like watching someone hug their spouse and realizing how much you miss it). We also get into insecurities, enneagrams, and what we’re actually struggling with behind the scenes—because let’s be honest, we’re all carrying something. Oh—and if anyone knows where to rent a “dad for a month”… asking for a friend. This is why we can’t have a podcast.

    39 min
  7. Vegas Takeover, Commando Chaos & The Worst Parents Ever

    Apr 20

    Vegas Takeover, Commando Chaos & The Worst Parents Ever

    This episode is coming to you LIVE (and very unhinged) from the Las Vegas airport… sitting by the men’s bathroom ✈️😂 We had big plans for a polished Vegas episode… but clearly, you’ve met us. This week:  One of us forgot underwear and had to go full commando in Vegas 😳  We survived the Sphere + Wizard of Oz experience (and yes… we caught apples 🍎)  We discovered wild Vegas facts (including buried towns and $39 MILLION slot wins 💰)  And we officially confirmed… we are NOT bad momsBecause after hearing the most unhinged Uber parenting story ever, our mom guilt? Gone. Immediately. Also expect: 👉 Hotel chaos (missing soap, pillow drama, and near Karen moments) 👉 Vegas observations you can’t unsee 👀 👉 Gambling wins (kind of) 👉 And absolute airport-level randomness This is messy, chaotic, slightly inappropriate… and exactly why we can’t have a podcast.

    35 min

  8. Apr 17

    Corny Dogs, ChatGPT Conspiracies & Mom Guilt in Vegas

    n this episode, we spiral (naturally) from a listener confession about “corny dogs” vs. “corn dogs” into a full-blown identity crisis over the weird words our families say 😂 Then things take a turn… We dive into the very real (and slightly terrifying) conversation about AI — can ChatGPT actually manipulate people? Is it telling us what we want to hear? And are we all just one bad prompt away from a mental breakdown?! Of course, we somehow end up talking about:  parenting in a tech-heavy world  screen time guilt  childhood vs. “now”  and why moms feel bad for literally doing anything for themselves Oh — and we’re casually recording this while heading to Vegas and a Broadway rave… because balance 💅 This episode is chaos, opinions, laughs, and a little existential crisis… basically everything you signed up for.

    41 min
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Join us on a heartfelt journey as we explore the unexpected path to becoming best friends. From chance encounters at a theater program to bonding over shared experiences during a pandemic, this episode delves into the laughter, challenges, and deep connections that have shaped our friendship. Discover how a simple trip to Beaver's Bend turned into a lifelong bond, filled with ups, downs, and everything in between. Tune in for a candid conversation about friendship, life, and the moments that bring us closer together.

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