Verbal Warning

Dylan , Josh, Tristan
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Three Australian men. No qualifications. infinite self-assurance. Workplace tales, weekend mishaps, online gibberish, current affairs, conspiracy theories, and everyday turmoil in Australia come together in the weekly podcast Verbal Warning. Staying on topic is more of a recommendation than a rule, nothing is scripted, and nothing is taken too seriously. Anticipate jokes, disagreements, poor counsel, dubious viewpoints, and discussions that somehow veer off course. No specialists. No pretense of professionalism. Just three mates talking shit and having a laugh. Sit back have a beer and a laugh

  1. 2d ago

    Weather, Women & Wagons

    The boys are back for the unofficial milestone episode — 50.1. This week we tackle the absolute circus that is modern dating and try to figure out how we’ve reached a point where nobody knows what they’re doing anymore. We also dive into Perth’s weird weather and ask the question everyone’s been thinking: what the hell is going on with all this rain? Then comes the debate that could tear friendships apart: would you rather have one McLaren or 1,000 AU Falcons? The answer might shock absolutely nobody. We also touch on a certain someone whose name may or may not rhyme with Donnie Clue, discuss the unspoken rules of servo etiquette, and break down the growing epidemic of people forgetting how to behave in a cinema. As always, there’s plenty of side quests, questionable takes, and complete nonsense along the way. It’s Episode 50.1 of Verbal Warning — slightly more mature than Episode 50, but only by about 0.1%. Grab a beer, settle in, and enjoy the chaos.

    1h 32m

  2. Jun 9

    Fifty Shades of Verbal

    Episode 50 is here and it’s absolute chaos from start to finish. This week the boys dive into the bizarre rise of LARP-style content creators and why it feels like the internet is slowly dragging us back to the glory days of 2016 YouTube. From over-the-top characters to questionable online trends, nothing is safe from a Verbal Warning roasting. The lads also take aim at KFC before telling the unbelievable story of Dylan and Tristan driving to four different KFCs after Episode 49, only to abandon the mission completely and end up at Hungry Jack’s instead. A journey that achieved absolutely nothing except wasting fuel and lowering morale. We also uncover a newly discovered fish species that somehow looks like it has a fanny on its face, revisit Dylan’s Friday antics, and witness Dylan’s genuine disbelief after learning Tristan, Ben from America, and Josh somehow made it through life without knowing the Nutbush dance. It’s a milestone Episode 50 packed with internet nonsense, questionable decisions, Australian culture, and the usual amount of verbal warnings. Strap in.

    1h 5m

  3. Jun 2

    The Great Perthening

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys kick things off with a rundown of everything that’s gone down over the past week, from weekend adventures to surviving the chaos of the storm that rolled through Perth. Along the way, we dive into the world of TikTok editors, throw around ideas for future podcast segments, and somehow end up breaking into song more than once. We also tackle one of society’s greatest failures: shopping centre etiquette. Why does nobody know which side they’re supposed to walk on? Is there a secret competition to block entire walkways? The investigation continues. Things take a turn when we uncover the truth about Frank Heffley and present overwhelming evidence that he’s secretly a psychopath and potentially the most suspicious father in children’s literature. Josh then finds himself under fire after a shocking act of betrayal, before somehow making things worse by admitting he runs his air conditioner on full cold in the middle of winter like an absolute maniac. A laid-back episode packed with random tangents, questionable theories, unnecessary singing, weather chat, future plans for the show, and the usual Verbal Warning chaos. Strap in.

    1h 21m

  4. May 26

    The Yapstronaut Protocol

    This week on Verbal Warning Podcast, absolutely nothing important happens… and somehow it still gets out of control. The boys enter The Yapstronaut Protocol — a highly unprofessional experiment involving zero planning, half-finished thoughts, pointless arguments, random stories, and enough side quests to completely forget what the original conversation was about. One minute it’s chilled-out banter, the next it’s full-blown verbal turbulence. No structure, no direction, just pure background-noise excellence from start to finish. Throw this one on, switch your brain off, and join the mission.

    1h 2m

  5. May 24

    Preserve The Peace 2

    Welcome back to another monthly dose of Preserve The Peace on the Verbal Warning podcast — the one episode where we pretend things are under control for about five minutes before everything completely falls apart. This month the boys dive headfirst into absolute nonsense, talk ridiculous amounts of shit, go off on way too many side quests, and somehow end up deep in a Temu unboxing spiral that nobody was prepared for. From cursed gadgets and fake life-changing inventions to items that should never have made it past production, every package somehow gets worse than the last. Between the chaos, the roasting, and the completely unnecessary arguments, the episode somehow turns into one of the dumbest and funniest Preserve The Peace sessions yet. If you like chaotic conversations, questionable purchases, and the feeling of losing brain cells with friends at 2am, this episode’s for you. Welcome to Verbal Warning. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

    42 min

  6. May 24

    The Popeadox 67 Situation

    This week on the Verbal Warning Podcast the boys somehow manage to turn one conversation into about twelve different conspiracies, arguments, childhood flashbacks and possible government watchlists. We break down Josh’s ongoing “problem” and whether it’s getting out of control, Dylan tells us about his camping trip and the absolute chaos that came with it, and somehow the Pope gets dragged into the legendary 67 meme for reasons nobody can properly explain. From there the conversation completely derails into the brutal reality that apparently the only way to make money in Australia anymore is selling drugs, before diving headfirst into one of the wildest theories yet — Michael Jackson secretly saving kids from Epstein’s island. Is it factual? Probably not. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. To balance out the chaos, we finish things off with a nostalgic trip back through the best childhood shows that raised us, from classic cartoons to absolute Aussie TV staples that every kid grew up watching after school. It’s unfiltered, chaotic, stupidly funny and somehow still one of the deepest episodes yet. Classic Verbal Warning energy from start to finish.

    1h 19m

  7. May 12

    The Broke Boys Multiverse

    This week on the Verbal Warning podcast, the boys somehow turn one simple conversation into complete chaos. From talking absolute shit for way too long to accidentally planning the future of the channel, this episode’s got a bit of everything. We dive into new content ideas, bigger video aspirations, and where we actually want Verbal Warning to go from here… before immediately derailing into nonsense five minutes later. There’s also a full art segment where creativity meets pure stupidity, questionable talent gets exposed, and somehow everyone becomes a professional critic overnight. On top of that, we make the financially responsible decision to absolutely destroy our wallets on Temu searching for the dumbest, most cursed items possible. Safe to say some purchases should never have been made. Between future plans, cooked ideas, random debates, and the usual unfiltered carry on, this episode feels like the calm before the storm for what’s coming next on Verbal Warning. You’ve been warned. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

    1h 11m

  8. May 5

    Perthageddon: New Blood, Bad Ideas & the Scourge”

    Here’s the text from your notes, word for word: This week on Verbal Warning, the boys find themselves in the middle of a full-blown Perth winter crisis—meaning slightly colder weather, dramatic reactions, and absolutely no one handling it well. What should’ve been a routine episode quickly derails after a flat tire incident that turns into a whole saga, proving once again that simple problems become 10x worse when you add poor planning and overconfidence into the mix. With Josh subbing out and Tristan stepping in, the dynamic shifts in a way no one really expected. There’s a new energy to the episode—partly productive, partly chaotic—as the boys start seriously (and not-so-seriously) talking about the future of Verbal Warning. New team chemistry, new directions, and a flood of ideas for content start getting thrown around—some of them actually solid, others... probably best left in this episode. Of course, it wouldn’t be Verbal Warning without things going completely off track. The conversation drifts into Invincible, where somehow Thragg turns into the ultimate “aura farmer,” standing around like he’s powering up for no reason, while Tristan casually claims survival of the Scourge virus like it’s just another Tuesday. The logic is questionable, the comparisons are worse, but the confidence is at an all-time high. From there, it only gets more scattered—in the best way possible. Upcoming trips get discussed with a mix of excitement and zero real planning, nostalgia flashbacks start hitting out of nowhere, and the boys dig into what kind of videos they actually want to make moving forward. There’s a genuine push to level things up... buried under layers of jokes, side tangents, and borderline distractions. Somewhere in between all that, riding stories come up, skill levels get massively overestimated, and it becomes very clear that decision-making isn’t exactly a strong point this week. It’s a mix of real progression and complete chaos—new ideas, shifting roles, random debates, and moments that somehow feel both pointless and important at the same time. Whether anything actually gets done after this episode is up for debate... but one thing’s certain, it’s never boring. You’ve been warned. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

    1h 14m
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Three Australian men. No qualifications. infinite self-assurance. Workplace tales, weekend mishaps, online gibberish, current affairs, conspiracy theories, and everyday turmoil in Australia come together in the weekly podcast Verbal Warning. Staying on topic is more of a recommendation than a rule, nothing is scripted, and nothing is taken too seriously. Anticipate jokes, disagreements, poor counsel, dubious viewpoints, and discussions that somehow veer off course. No specialists. No pretense of professionalism. Just three mates talking shit and having a laugh. Sit back have a beer and a laugh

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  • Creator
    Dylan , Josh, Tristan
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dylan , Josh, Tristan
  • Show Website
    Verbal Warning