Sorry For The Delay

Sorry For The Delay

Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.

  1. 3D AGO

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.133 | Vegas 100, Spring Kong & Casino Crawl

    This week, Sean is halfway packed for Vegas, Joshua is stuck at home with smoky whiskey, parking-lot litter rage & enough ice cream truck memories to qualify as neighborhood surveillance (nothing says friendship like gambling homework). Then it’s Pick Your Poison, a random word casino, Vegas anthem energy & $100 in Sorry For The Delay money with rules that feel legally binding. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Spring Kong strawberry guava cider, 6.9% Joshua: Smoked whiskey with torched cinnamon & oak smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “It’s Vegas” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -RECIPES- Smoked Cinnamon Oak Whiskey: • whiskey • cinnamon stick • oak wood shavings Torch the cinnamon stick. Capture the smoke in the glass. Add whiskey, smoke with oak, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- This Or That Let’s Go Gambling Vegas 100 Sean’s Casino Crawl -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.133 Intro, Pre-Vegas Energy & Bonus Content 0:02:54 What’s In Our Cup - Smoked Whiskey & Spring Kong Cider 0:06:31 Joshua’s Pet Peeve - Parking Lot Trash & Planet Talk 0:15:00 Chat With Us - This Or That, Gambling & Vegas 100 0:16:39 Pick Your Poison - Prison, Forehead Thoughts & Snail Trails 0:26:01 Let’s Go Gambling - Sorry For The Random Casino 0:34:50 AI Song Of The Week "It’s Vegas" 0:40:50 Vegas 100 - Sorry For The Delay Bucks Explained 0:46:37 Sean’s Casino Crawl - Drinks, Gambling & Receipts 0:55:54 Fun Finds - Magic Cards, Pennywise & Jack Sparrow 1:00:06 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Monologue & Slot Machine Joke -SOUND BITES- “Sometimes Peter Penn has to grow up.” - Joshua “I just hope Sean you come back in one piece or at least come back with the pieces that we can put you together with.” - Joshua “I feel like I just took a hit out of a bong or something.” - Joshua “This is probably one of my favorite ciders next to Pog.” - Sean “My pet peeve has to do with people who treat the the ground underneath their feet like it’s a trash can.” - Joshua “Do you think there was ever a time where humans were good for the planet?” - Joshua “I might even wear a shirt that says a slap’s coming.” - Joshua “Sorry for the random is what this casino thing is called.” - Sean “It’s like an asteroid disco roller rink theme.” - Joshua “Challenge accepted.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your karaoke performance will be remembered for a briefly exposed nipple. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 21, 23, 29, 68 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Captain Jack Sparrow specialty exclusive Funko. Joshua: 1995 Magic: The Gathering deck with Wheel Of Fortune card, plus Target Comic Con 2026 Pennywise Funko.

    1h 9m
  2. MAY 5

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.132 | Big Frank, Bad Apple & Spooky Emojis

    This week, Joshua gets betrayed by his own calendar, he keeps smoking whiskey like the haunted saloon finally hired him full-time & Sean celebrates halfway to Halloween with a 10.5% cider and Big Frank leaving messages from the underworld (very normal paperwork). Then it’s spooky-or-stupid panic, homemade emojis, giant pumpkin investment planning & tailored pants talk that got weirdly anatomical. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Bad Apple cider, 10.5% Joshua: Smoked candied blood orange whiskey with raw cinnamon stick & cherry wood smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “The Seat Beside Me” -RECIPES- Smoked Blood Orange Whiskey: • whiskey • candied blood orange • raw cinnamon stick • cherry wood chips Add whiskey, candied blood orange & cinnamon stick to the glass. Smoke with cherry wood chips. Cover, let it settle, then sip. -CHAT WITH US- A New Mystery Spooky Or Stupid My Emoji Expressions To Know Me By Part Two -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.132 Intro, Fake Day Off & Halfway To Halloween 02:38 What’s In Our Cup - Blood Orange Smoke & Bad Apple Cider 07:29 Soap Bag Follow-Up, Listener Criticism & Chat With Us 10:21 A New Mystery - Big Frank’s Underworld Message 14:31 Spooky Or Stupid - Haunted Tech, Pumpkins & Ice Cream Trucks 29:19 Halloween Investments, Giant Pumpkins & Canceling Cowboys 31:30 AI Song Of The Week "The Seat Beside Me" 37:22 My Emoji - Traffic, Office Meltdown & It Doesn’t Fit 43:40 Expressions To Know Me By Part Two 49:09 Fun Finds - Goosebumps, Minions & Unicorn Pull 52:12 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Calendar Check & Ghost Joke -SOUND BITES- “I really have to work tomorrow and I completely and just like bummed out about it now.” - Joshua “Joshua is still smoking, everybody.” - Sean “For the halfway to Halloween episode, I see you put a blood orange in there.” - Sean “This episode’s going to get wild because this is 10%.” - Sean “It’s like the neverending gobstopper except it’s soap and body.” - Sean “Someone paid off all my souls.” - Big Frank “A haunted Roomba maps your house, then starts mapping rooms you don’t have.” - Sean “Ask them, ‘What are your intentions?’” - Joshua “Maybe that’s how I can get out of work tomorrow.” - Joshua “It’s the office meltdown.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You’ll discover a new bar. It’s called acceptable behavior, and it’s really low. Lucky Numbers: 13, 18, 21, 39, 49, 55, 66 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Minions Halloween Bitty Pop set with a unicorn mystery pull. Joshua: Goosebumps “Bad Hair Day” Funko. (Artwork Shoutout: Big Frank’s underworld mystery message & the halfway-to-Halloween setup.)

    59 min
  3. APR 28

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.131 | Crumbly Soap, New AI & Cool Beans

    This week, Joshua stays committed to his bourbon smoke phase, Sean gets personally betrayed by bar soap, and the boys somehow make Earth Day habits, shower sitting & AI portraits feel like a full personality check (the robot still owes Joshua an apology). Then it’s grandma at 92, antique-room treasures & old expressions with just enough hangnail damage to ruin everybody’s evening. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Sip Society Elderberry & Pear cider Joshua: Cherrywood cinnamon smoked bourbon with candied orange & bitters -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Dance with Me” -RECIPES- Cherrywood Cinnamon Smoked Bourbon: • bourbon • bitters • candied orange • cinnamon stick • cherry wood chips Pour the bourbon & bitters into a glass. Add the candied orange and cinnamon stick. Smoke with cherry wood, cover, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- Earth Day Hoopla New AI My 92 Expressions To Know Me Better -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.131 Intro, Day Off Drag & Smoked Bourbon Returns 02:09 What’s In Our Cup - Cherrywood Whiskey & Elderberry Pear Cider 08:45 Pet Peeve Corner - Crumbly Soap, Dr. Squatch & Raw-Dog Bar Soap 15:04 Earth Day Hoopla - Water Bottles, Grocery Bags, Chargers & Hot Showers 20:48 Bonus Round - Shower Sitting, Pizza-Size Showerheads & Full Coverage 23:57 New AI - Recipe Posters, Monsters, Comics & Cursed Joshua Portraits 35:05 AI Song Of The Week "Dance with Me" 40:08 My 92 - Grandma’s Birthday, Old Tech & Ninety-Two Years of Change 46:06 Antique Room - Family Bible, Old Sword & Birthday Reflections 49:03 Expressions To Know Me Better - Pig’s Eye, Full of Beans & Cool Beans 54:53 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Monologue Collapse -SOUND BITES- “It’s smoking.” - Joshua “Why is it that every time I get to the end of the life cycle of that bar of soap, it crumbles into beady pieces that serve no purpose?” - Sean “I like to raw dog my soap, baby.” - Sean “I have like 400 Trader Joe bags downstairs.” - Joshua “Sometimes I get a little lazy in the shower and I will sit down in the shower.” - Joshua “I’m getting nipples to thighs. It’s I’m getting full coverage.” - Joshua “This looks like a yearbook photo that you took in an alternate dimension.” - Joshua “My grandma just turned 92 years old.” - Joshua “She has this room in the back of her house, like an antique room.” - Joshua “Imagine having to cut your own [ __ ] bread. Children won’t even know the luxury.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Love is in the air. And now also on your good sheets. Lucky Numbers: 7, 16, 24, 26, 32, 42, 65 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Doughnut Shop Bitty Pop with the doughnut shop employee. Joshua: Fallout “B-Boy” Funko, another little wasteland shelf addition. (Artwork Shoutout: Grandma’s antique room, including the old family Bible & mystery sword.) -TAGS-

    1h 2m
  4. APR 21

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.130 | Smoked Bourbon, Coachella & Digital Diets

    This week, Joshua breaks out the bourbon torch and the energy of a man left unsupervised, Sean treats Coachella like a hostile economic event, and the boys turn fart strategy & algorithm fatigue into a full living-room think tank (bad news for everybody). Then it’s Harry Potter, Lamb Chop & day-off energy trying very hard to look productive. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch!https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Websitehttps://sorryforthedelay.live/ SpotifyPodcast Link TikTokTikTok InstagramInstagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Cider POG Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb Hard Strawberry LemonadeJoshua: Smoked Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon with candied orange, bitters & oak smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Whiskey and Waves” -RECIPES- Smoked Knob Creek Bourbon: • Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon • orange slice • sugar • bitters • oak wood chips Sugar the orange slice & torch it until caramelized. Add bourbon & a few dashes of bitters. Smoke with oak chips, cover, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- Apple Of My EyeCo-Chill-LaDigital Diet 2.0-CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.130 Intro, Day-Off Energy & Drink Tease 03:03 What’s In Our Cup - Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb & Smoked Bourbon 08:04 Chat With Us - Apple Of My Eye, Co-Chill-La & Digital Diet 2.0 09:04 Apple Of My Eye - Cosmic Crisp Bar Crawl, Bad First Stop & Better Second Bar 19:43 Would You Rather - Plain Water, Running Late & Fart Logistics 24:39 Co-Chill-La - Camping, Safari Tents & Coachella Price Shock 39:59 AI Song Of The Week "Whiskey and Waves" 45:15 Digital Diet 2.0 - Algorithm Fatigue, Sliders & Clickbait Complaints 52:24 Fun Finds - Lamb Chop & Harry Potter Bitty Pop 54:54 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Old Friends Intervention 57:03 Joshua’s Monologue, Digital Diet Wrap-Up & Camel Joke -SOUND BITES- “I’ve had the whole day to basically do nothing, which is kind of nice every once in a while.” - Joshua“It tastes like you just took a passion fruit and you shoved it up my ass and you’re making me feel good.” - Sean“I’m actually impressed right now. Joshua made almost like a smoked old-fashioned.” - Sean“The only place I don’t feel like that is when I go to work cuz I’ve been doing it for 20 [ __ ] years.” - Joshua“Just pretend you’re drunk.” - Joshua“I don’t need somebody to shuttle me around in a golf cart to make me feel important.” - Joshua“I would rather sit down on the couch and do Coochella.” - Joshua“I think these social media companies should set up sliders.” - Joshua“I’m the rice in the burrito, man.” - Sean“A hump dancer.” - Sean-FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You will be surrounded by old friends at your upcoming intervention. Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 14, 17, 23, 50, 53 Fun Finds / Value Finds:Sean: Harry Potter with the Hogwarts Express Bitty Pop, a hint at what’s coming next.Joshua: Lamb Chop Funko, a weirdly perfect little shelf pull.

    1 hr
  5. APR 14

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.129 | Moonfall, Margaritas & Disney

    This week, Joshua goes from X-Files paranoia to all-day passion fruit margaritas, Sean drags him through Disney announcements, corporate greed & one more moon mission spiral, and the red button really does not bring out anybody’s best leadership (deeply troubling astronaut energy). Then it’s self-discovery, blind-box snails & enough Monday wisdom to send the whole mess back into orbit. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Cutwater Tiki Rum Mai Tai Joshua: Passion fruit all day margarita (1800 premix, frozen pineapple, dried passion fruit) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Sparks in the Dark” -RECIPES- Passion Fruit All Day Margarita: • 1800 premixed margarita • frozen pineapple chunks • dried passion fruit Pour the premix over ice. Add frozen pineapple & extra dried passion fruit. Stir or blend, then garnish with dried passion fruit. -CHAT WITH US- Disney’s Big Announcement A Spark Moonfall -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.129 Intro, X-Files Brain & All-Day Margaritas 0:03:06 What’s In Our Cup - Passion Fruit Margarita & Cutwater Mai Tai 0:06:16 Artemis Landing, Moon Feelings & Fix-Earth-First Debate 0:11:24 Disney’s Big Announcement - Rides, Cruises & Sequel Fatigue 0:21:44 A Spark - Burned Toilet Paper, Benefits & Corporate Greed 0:33:03 Moon Talk Returns - Escape Plans, Meteor Strikes & Repopulation 0:36:02 AI Song Of The Week "Sparks in the Dark" 0:42:23 Moonfall - Choose Your Own Adventure & The Red Button 0:50:50 Fun Finds - Superman, Blanc Snail & Blind Box Funko 0:59:16 Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Shower Self-Discovery 1:00:44 Monday Monologue, Shared Knowledge & The Final Moon Joke -SOUND BITES- “I was watching uh X Files.” - Joshua “I sat around and I drank all day margarita, Sean.” - Joshua “I really hope this isn't just like some publicity stunt.” - Sean “I don't want to know about America, okay? I gave up history in school, okay?” - Sean “The movie should just end with them in the garbage patch in the Pacific Ocean.” - Sean “I think the United States was made is by sucking the life and pennies out of its people.” - Sean “I think you and I should become the first heterosexuals to go to the moon with one objective, repopulation.” - Sean “The moon is beautiful in the same way a tiger is beautiful.” - Sean “This is a beautiful little snail.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your journey of self-discovery will include a hot bath, candles and a 14 jet shower massage. Lucky Numbers: 7, 11, 17, 24, 30, 31, 44 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Funko Blonks blind-box snail, the first of many for the shelf. Joshua: Limited edition Superman from the 2025 fall collection.

    1h 4m
  6. APR 7

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.128 | Space Toilet, Butter Jogging & Summer Water

    This week, Joshua’s voice drops into a whole new tax bracket, Sean gets emotionally attached to a moon mission, and the boys spend way too much time figuring out how astronauts poop like that is a normal use of daylight (nobody should be this confident). Then it’s buried history, tiny collectibles & enough Monday energy to shove the whole mess back into orbit. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Excelsior Imperials Passion Fruit Pineapple (limited edition cider) Joshua: Whiskey (Name Not Mentioned) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Water” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -CHAT WITH US- Hard Copy Humans A New Era Things We Forgot -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.128 Intro, Hoarse Joshua & Moon Talk 02:24 What’s In Our Cup - Whiskey & Passion Fruit Pineapple Cider 04:34 Moon Mission - Launch Feelings, Space Toilets & Astronaut Plumbers 12:52 Pick Your Poison - Ostrich Death Match & Garbage Can Rules 16:16 Hard Copy Humans - Lost History, Plastic Futures & Ocean Secrets 23:26 A New Era - Sean’s New Music Experiment Begins 25:52 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Water" 30:10 Music, AI Ethics & The Future Of The Sound Lab 44:47 Things We Forgot - Cookie Tins, Motel Keys & Butter Churns 51:01 Fun Finds - Five Below Chase, Tiger Rock & Record Store Bitty Pop 55:10 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Monday Monologue & NASA Joke -SOUND BITES- “Maybe I finally hit puberty. This is how I’m really supposed to sound.” - Joshua “I think it’s a great step for humanity and mankind.” - Joshua “I think every one of their asses has like a giant hickey on it.” - Sean “I think they’re just going to consume it and keep consuming it in the infinite people cycle.” - Sean “Would you rather wake up every morning unable to remember who you are or fight an ostrich to the death?” - Sean “It’d be like a brand new day. Every day would be a brand new day.” - Joshua “How many hard things still exist that we haven’t found or is being hidden from us?” - Joshua “I think all that would be left is like some area in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that is just plastic.” - Joshua “There is a Chase Bitty Pop in this game right here.” - Joshua “They have a butter churn that sits in like a little fanny pack that people can wear when they go jogging to make butter.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You have a high tolerance except for minorities. Lucky Numbers: 1, 11, 22, 36, 39, 49, 51 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Bitty Pop Record Store, a perfect little shelf piece for the music kick. Joshua: Disney Bitty Pop game from Five Below with a Maleficent chase, plus Tiger Rock from Target Con.

    1 hr
  7. MAR 31

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.127 | Moon Or Doom, Midnight Pleasures & Patience

    This week, Joshua ditches the hat, Sean goes to war for the original Willy Wonka & the boys spiral from midnight apple pies to NASA moon bases like nobody handed them a normal Tuesday (patience is doing a lot of heavy lifting). Then it’s airplane seat ethics, Pick Your Poison chaos, fake taxidermy art & a closing monologue that tells everybody to unclench a little. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Incline Imperial POG Joshua: Straightaway margaritas - Blanco Margarita, Margarita (Name Not Mentioned) -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Finds the Time” -CHAT WITH US- Guilty Midnight Pleasures NASA’s Moon Or Doom Read Into Reality -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.127 Intro, No-Hat Joshua & Goat Detour 0:04:26 What’s In Our Cup - Imperial POG & Straightaway Margaritas 0:06:49 Sean’s Rant - Willy Wonka Remakes & Original Movie Respect 0:13:18 Airplane Seat Ethics - Reclining, Respect & First Class Pettiness 0:16:05 Guilty Midnight Pleasures - Cookies, PB&J, Apple Pies & Late Shopping 0:26:26 NASA’s Moon Or Doom - Moon Base Plans, Robots & Alien Theories 0:33:58 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Finds the Time" 0:38:46 Pick Your Poison - Names, Bugs, Photos & Toilet Water 0:43:43 Read Into Reality - Books, Goggles & Visual Reading Dreams 0:52:14 Fun Finds - Batman Ninja, Britney, Stitch & Faux Taxidermy 0:58:18 Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Patience Monologue & Frog Joke -SOUND BITES- “This is a non-hatfish episode. Okay, everybody.” - Joshua “I’m drinking just an Incline Imperial Pug.” - Sean “There are people out there who really enjoy the sequels and the remakes over the original movie.” - Sean “For the love of God, people, just go out there, watch a hopper, watch a goat.” - Sean “I don’t recline my seat on airplanes, by the way. But out of respect, I don’t do it.” - Sean “McDonald’s apple pies.” - Sean “There’s something about like laying in bed at night and just like scrolling through that endless shopping like network.” - Sean “We’re supposed to be on the moon by like 2030.” - Joshua “Would you rather be unable to say your own first name or have every bug you ever killed come back to life and infest your bedroom?” - Sean “Through your words, the story comes alive through the goggles you’re wearing.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You were born under a lucky star, conceived under a freeway overpass. Lucky Numbers: 5, 29, 37, 54, 59, 60, 62 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Stitch Bitty Pop in his little spaceship car, plus a handmade faux-taxidermy fox wall piece. Joshua: Batman Ninja Target Con Funko & Britney Spears Funko with the “You better work, bitch” bubble. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean & the old lady’s faux-taxidermy stuffed-animal art pieces.)

    1h 3m
  8. MAR 24

    Sorry For The Delay | EP.126 | Hatfishing, Easter Eggs & Sims

    This week, Sean sounds like spring allergies won, Joshua gets exposed for possible hatfishing & the boys turn Easter eggs, reusable water balloons & dating apps into a full public hearing (the evidence is shaky, and spring is already weird). Then it’s simulation spirals, cursed Pick Your Poison cards & a closing monologue that sneaks up on you, all that & more! Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Cutwater Lime Margarita Joshua: Knob Creek whiskey -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Voices in My Skin” -CHAT WITH US- Casual Connection Sim Shameless Or Shameful Sim Pick Your Poison -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.126 Intro, Even Number Energy & Hatfishing 0:05:13 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek & Cutwater Return 0:08:59 Housekeeping, Spring Merch & Sean’s Raspy Update 0:09:39 Easter Egg Dye, Peeps & The Great Waste Rant 0:14:23 Reusable Water Balloons, Super Soakers & Pokeball Logic 0:17:43 Chat With Us Preview & Technical Slippery Thumb Moment 0:19:15 Casual Connection - Apps, Saying Hi & Real-World Meet Cutes 0:28:40 Sim Shameless Or Shameful Sim - Controllers, Comfort & Diarrhea Buttons 0:39:39 AI Song Of The Week "Voices in My Skin" 0:48:09 Pick Your Poison - Hibernation, Teeth, Doctors & Handshake Creepiness 0:55:09 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Joshua’s Closing Monologue -SOUND BITES- “Yeah, you look better with a hat on.” - Sean “No mask stays on baby.” - Sean “I just see the American waste of just [ __ ] eggs everywhere.” - Sean “They have reusable water balloons now.” - Joshua “You'd be better off if I just spit on you rather than me throw this thing at you.” - Sean “I hope people say hello more and just do more casual connections.” - Joshua “The app is really saying hi first.” - Sean “I think we're in a simulation.” - Sean “If I was on Steam, I'd always be on sale.” - Joshua “I want everybody to live their life to the fullest because surprises are around every corner.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your sex life is about to get a serious upgrade. Pornhub premium. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 26, 32, 36, 45 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Bitty Pop Funko Headquarters, the Everett storefront turned into a tiny town piece. Joshua: Fallout “The Ghoul” Funko, gifted straight from the source.

    1h 8m

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Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.