The Valley Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: Wax On, Show Up, and Zack Goes Off We're back with our Shaded Reality recap of The Valley Season 3 Episode 5, "The Hive Mentality," and honey — this episode had Brazilian waxes, spray tans, a game night that half the cast ghosted, and a pool party where the truce we didn't ask for almost happened. Almost. The episode kicks off with Brittany, Kristen, and Zack getting Brazilians and spray tans ahead of Brittany's pool party redo — and yes, Zack walked past an open treatment room and jokingly claimed he "saw Kristen's uterus." We are STARTING there. Respect. Meanwhile, Janet announces she's hosting a game night and is inviting everyone — including Danny and Nia — even though she already knows they're not coming. Spoiler: Danny and Nia stayed home, and in the end only Brittany, Michelle, Lala, Schwartz, and a few friends showed up. Sorry, Janet. We really are. Kind of. Lala reveals that Zack had called her with a long list of everything Janet had done wrong, which means by the time we get to Brittany's pool party, the stage is fully set for a confrontation. Zack sits down with Janet at the pool party, and Janet apologizes for the things that hurt him — and Zack tells her, "This is what I wanted to hear from you, and I love this." Breakthrough! Growth! Peace! Yeah. We'll see how long THAT lasts. The party itself had all the classic Valley ingredients: bad pizza, drinks, weed, and everyone pretending to be casual while absolutely not being casual. And in the chaotic twist of the episode, Janet and Kristen end up smoking together — which honestly felt more productive than half the forced sit-downs this group keeps arranging. We're breaking it all down — the waxing, the no-shows, the Zack-and-Janet truce, and whether "The Hive Mentality" title is shade or just accurate. (It's both.) Tune in, subscribe, and leave us a review — where the recaps are hot but the shade is cool. New episodes every Tuesday and Thursday of reality TV recaps, pop culture commentary, and breakdowns of the drama, and relationships You Tube Shaded Reality Pod - YouTube Instagram Instagram Spotify Shaded Reality | Podcast on Spotify Apple Podcast Shaded Reality - Podcast - Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.