Chickens Are The New Kittens

Betty G. and Chelsey T.
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Welcome to "Chickens Are the New Kittens," the podcast where your favorite quirky girls dive into the sweet and salty chaos of everyday life. Join us as we explore everything from wellness and home hacks to our own personal stories. We believe that just like chickens can bring unexpected happiness, the little things in life can make all the difference. So, grab your favorite drink, sit in your favorite dip in the couch, and embark on this crazy and fun journey together with us.

  1. 2d ago

    Bless Your Heart

    Ever wondered if “Bless your heart” is actually a blessing? This week, Beth and Chelsey dive into the wonderfully petty world of backhanded compliments, passive-aggressive one-liners, and those sneaky phrases that sound polite but definitely aren’t. They debate which ones are harmless, which ones deserve the ax, and whether they’ve ever been guilty of using a few themselves… or might start now. Naturally, the conversation takes several unexpected detours, including body hair, intestinal worms, movies, Frank the cat, and whatever else their brains decide to latch onto. It’s chaotic, relatable, and just the right amount of mean… I love that for you.

  2. Aug 9

    A Court Of Thorns and Buñuelos

    This week, Beth and Chelsey are diving into the best and worst books they’ve read lately, including the stories they couldn’t put down and the ones they wish they could unread, or finish reading. Along the way, they discuss the age-old debate, do audiobooks actually count as reading, and they’re not afraid to disagree. Between book talk, they keep Sookie happily supplied with treats while sampling an assortment of Mexican desserts from a neighborhood grocery store near their favorite taco spot. From sweet surprises to questionable bites, there are plenty of laughs, strong opinions, and cinnamon-sugar-fueled chaos. Grab a snack, pick up your current read, and join the conversation!

  3. Aug 2

    May The IVF Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

    ⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode contains in-depth discussions of infertility, IVF, miscarriage, pregnancy loss, grief, trauma, and the emotional impact of fertility treatments. These topics may be especially difficult for anyone who has experienced infertility, pregnancy loss, or PTSD related to those experiences. 🔞 Explicit Content Warning: This episode contains adult language and frank conversations about fertility, reproduction, and sperm. Listener discretion is advised. This episode is intended for mature audiences and may not be appropriate for younger listeners. In one of their most emotional episodes yet, Beth and Chelsey sit down to share the story Chelsey has spent years finding the strength to tell. From the beginning of her fertility journey through IVF, the highs of hope, the heartbreak of miscarriage, the difficult setbacks that followed, and the resilience it has taken to keep moving forward, this episode walks through it all. While Beth offers memories, perspective, and support along the way, Chelsey courageously takes the lead, sharing her experience in a way she never has before. Although pieces of this journey have been mentioned in previous episodes, this is the first time the full story has been told. This conversation is honest, vulnerable, heartbreaking, and, at times, surprisingly humorous, because healing rarely follows a straight line. Whether you’ve experienced infertility or pregnancy loss yourself, love someone who has, or simply want to better understand the unseen battles so many people carry, Beth and Chelsey hope this episode reminds you that no one has to walk those roads alone. Please listen with care, and give yourself permission to pause if this episode feels too close to home.

  4. Jul 26

    Sweet Treats Are Made Of These…

    What started as a simple taste test between Beth and Chelsey quickly turned into a full-blown family snack showdown. Armed with treats from around the world, we sampled everything from surprisingly delicious to wonderfully questionable, rating each bite along the way. The temptation proved too much for Beth’s kids to resist, and before long they had pulled up chairs and joined the competition. Together, we laughed, cringed, debated, and discovered a few unexpected favorites from across the globe. After every snack had its moment in the spotlight, we crowned one ultimate champion worthy of international bragging rights. Grab a snack of your own and come along for this deliciously chaotic adventure.

  5. Jul 19

    To Beth or Not To Beth

    Think you know Beth? Chelsey thought she did… until this game proved otherwise. In this episode Beth shares a series of completely true stories, and Chelsey has to decide whether they actually happened to Beth or to someone else. From outrageous childhood adventures to unbelievable adult moments, every story is real, but not every story belongs to Beth. Chelsey got off to a rough start, but managed an impressive comeback that kept us both laughing until the very end. Play along and see if you can beat Chelsey’s score, because by the end of this episode, you’ll either know Beth a whole lot better… or you’ll be questioning everything.

  6. Jul 12

    Vacation Court: Guilty as Charged

    Court is officially in session! In this episode, Chelsey and Beth put their vacation on trial, arguing over five different categories to determine who was truly guilty of the biggest “vacation offenses”. Some verdicts were unanimous, others sparked heated debate, but every case led them deeper into the stories behind the road trip and beach adventures. Along the way, they uncover the moments that made the trip unforgettable, for better or worse, and prove that every side has its own version of the truth. As usual, they somehow abandon the docket entirely, wander into an unrelated tangent, and wrap things up in the delightfully inappropriate way only they can.

  7. Jul 5

    Road Trip Roast: Kids vs Chelsey

    On this Independence Day weekend… What happens when you ask the kids what they really thought about spending 39 hours in a car with your best friend? In this episode, Chelsey hears their completely unfiltered opinions for the very first time, and let’s just say… they don’t hold back. Once the laughter (and mild emotional damage) settles, Chelsey shares her own thoughts about road-tripping with the kids, and while she’s much kinder than they were, she definitely has a few stories of her own. From backseat questionable smells, to long stretches of sleepy highway, and everything in between, we unpack what it’s actually like to survive nearly two full days in a vehicle together. Surprisingly, it wasn’t nearly as miserable as any of us expected… even if the kids might try to convince you otherwise. Buckle up for plenty of laughs, honest reactions, and the ultimate post-road-trip roast.

  8. Jun 28

    The Internet Made Me Do It

    Did you miss us? GOOD! The internet made us do it… and we’re only slightly ashamed. 😅 This week, we’re talking about all the hobbies, recipes, crafts, kitchen experiments, gifts, gadgets, and random habits we’ve picked up thanks to Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Pinterest, and the endless rabbit holes of the internet. Which trends stuck? Which costs more than they were worth? Which ones were total flops? And, somehow, the conversation takes a very serious detour into a debate over what we’re actually supposed to call our TV services. (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Join us for laughs, relatable internet confessions, and the usual off-the-rails conversations that happen when two friends start talking.

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Welcome to "Chickens Are the New Kittens," the podcast where your favorite quirky girls dive into the sweet and salty chaos of everyday life. Join us as we explore everything from wellness and home hacks to our own personal stories. We believe that just like chickens can bring unexpected happiness, the little things in life can make all the difference. So, grab your favorite drink, sit in your favorite dip in the couch, and embark on this crazy and fun journey together with us.

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  • Creator
    Betty G. and Chelsey T.
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    78
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Betty G. and Chelsey T.
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