The Armchair Podcast

The Armchair Podcast
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  1. Sep 26

    114 Charges and Maresca's Feet | Armchair Podcast | EP40

    Emergency pod. Happy Charges Day. Man City have been found GUILTY on 114 of 115 Premier League charges, the 115th being that picture of Maresca's feet. We go through what City actually did (loosely, this is not a podcast for facts), whether the players and Pep deserve to keep their medals, and why Enzo Maresca decided this was the perfect moment to post pictures of his feet. Then it's punishment time: relegation, transfer bans, stripping every title since 2006 and a little bit of Lego. We even catch the breaking news live that Premier League clubs are preparing legal action, and discover the true victim of all this. Think of the ripple effect.   00:00 — Happy Charges Day 02:44 — 114 Guilty, 1 Got Away 06:06 — Should the Players Keep Their Medals? 09:25 — The Carphone Warehouse Theory 14:29 — Maresca Posts His Feet. Why? 22:24 — Punishment Time 27:48 — Liverpool Were Robbed of a Dynasty 29:40 — Relegation, Transfer Bans and Lawsuits 41:00 — BREAKING: The Clubs Lawyer Up 44:16 — Agüero Is Cancelled, Deeney Is King   A Premier League football podcast reacting to the Man City 115 charges verdict, with Arsenal fans' take on whether City should be stripped of their titles, relegated or sued by Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United. Man City news, Maresca, Pep Guardiola, Agüero and Premier League punishment debate, all from your favourite armchair.   Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast  Watch on YouTube: https://studio.youtube.com/video/sRg-8lyP47s/edit

  2. Sep 21

    FOGGING ESTANDARDS GUYS!! | Armchair Podcast | EP39

    Arsenal got pecked by the Seagulls, and this week I'm doing the whole podcast on my own. No Josh, no interruptions, just me, a cup of tea and some very strong opinions on Brighton, Arteta and the state of the Premier League. Brighton beat Arsenal 3 nil at the Amex and I go through what actually went wrong, from having no threat on the counter to Arteta leaving the same players on the pitch. Then it's the full Premier League round up: Chelsea getting battered by Brentford, City's eight goal thriller against Sunderland, Coventry's first win, Spurs rock bottom and why Manchester United might not win a title for fifty years. Is the Big Six dead? I think it is.   00:00 — Pecked by the Seagulls 07:44 — What Actually Happened at Brighton 14:03 — Arteta Didn't Help One Bit 19:09 — Is the Premier League Actually the Best League? 20:34 — Chelsea Are 10th and That's Fair 23:33 — Man City 5-3 Sunderland and Fat Frank's First Win 32:06 — Spurs Are Bottom and It's Embarrassing 38:23 — Man United Might Never Win It Again 45:51 — The Big Six Is Dead 51:24 — Where Is Josh? Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Y4F__rVYI

  3. Sep 14

    VAR is a JOKE!! Bruno SILENCES Sunderland | Armchair Podcast | EP38

    We open on Manchester United's 0-1 derby defeat to Manchester City: Phil Foden's contentious red card, Erling Haaland's winner, and a proper debate on whether United are turning into "Arsenal's banter era." Then it's onto Arsenal's 2-0 win at Sunderland, where David Raya produced one of the best penalty saves either of us has ever seen before Bruno Guimarães scored an absolute screamer and Bukayo Saka wrapped it up from the spot. We also get into Chelsea's summer transfer business, Hull's surprise start to the season, Spurs' continuing struggles, and a long tangent on why one of us apparently can't stop interrupting the other. Chapters: 00:00 — Yogurt-Gate Nearly Ends the Pod 01:00 — Man United Get Battered by 10-Man City 13:33 — Was Foden's Red Actually Soft? 16:26 — "You've Gone Full Rory Jennings" 19:47 — Onto Arsenal: Backs Against the Wall at Sunderland 26:29 — Raya's Worldy Save Changes Everything 27:28 — BRUNO'S SCREAMER Breaks the Stadium of Light 37:30 — Chelsea, Hull and the "Buying the League" Debate 51:04 — Spurs Are Still Rubbish, Everton Are Boring 56:29 — Rating Our Own Podcast (Yes, Again) This week's Armchair Podcast covers Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, Sunderland and Chelsea, with the usual mix of Arsenal opinion, Premier League debate and football podcast banter, plus takes on Bruno Guimarães, David Raya, Bukayo Saka, Phil Foden and Erling Haaland. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ArmchairPodcastChannel

  4. Aug 26

    The Premier League is BACK! | Armchair Podcast | EP37

    The Premier League's back and so is the chaos. Coventry gave Frank Lampard a proper welcome party, new boy Tzolis looked like he'd been at the club for years, Man United somehow lost to Hull on day one, and we're already arguing about whether Martinelli should really be leaving Arsenal. This week: our verdict on Arsenal's 3-0 away day at Coventry (Tzolis's debut, set-piece variations, and why Frank Lampard's Coventry weren't half bad), the full post-mortem on Manchester United's 0-2 opening day defeat to Hull, a proper rant about PSR and the Premier League's financial fair play mess, Aston Villa's project looking shaky under Emery, and the news nobody wanted: Martinelli's heading to Saudi for around £60m. 00:00 — We're Back And So Is The Withdrawal 03:55 — Coventry Away Day, Tzolis's Debut, Frank Lampard's Bow 15:56 — Man United's Day One Humiliation vs Hull 24:22 — Brentford, Spurs And The PSR Rant 41:30 — Aston Villa's Project Crumbling Under Emery 45:12 — Haaland's Hair Transplant And The Seagulls Chant 49:56 — Bruno Fernandes Wins PFA Player Of The Year, Seriously? 52:04 — Throwback: The Angriest Arsenal Fan Rant Ever 58:00 — Chelsea's "JP Morgan" Front Three 1:03:46 — Newcastle Prediction Standoff And Martinelli's Saudi Exit   Two brothers, one Arsenal obsession, and a proper argument every single week about the Premier League, transfers, PSR, and everything in between. New episodes every week covering Arsenal, the top six, and the rest of the Premier League. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast |  Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ArmchairPodcastChannel

  5. Aug 16

    Liverpool 7th, Newcastle 18th?! | Premier League Predictions | Armchair Podcast | EP36

    WE'RE BACK. Strap in for the new season... Follow us on socials: Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast | Twitter: @the_armchairpod 00:00 — Intro: "Slice You Open" Warning to the Haters 02:48 — Bottom Three Bants: Hull, Ipswich & Coventry Go Down 09:56 — Newcastle 18th? The Bruno Sale Bombshell 17:19 — Forest 15th "Bombshell" (Sorry, Forest Fans) 22:54 — Fabian Hürzeler's Hair Transplant Gets Roasted 35:09 — Liverpool 7th?! "You've Ruined the Podcast" 42:08 — "There's No Top Six Anymore" 48:56 — Chelsea Went Shopping at a Care Home 53:13 — City vs Arsenal: The Title Race Breakdown 1:02:48 — Arteta's Legacy: Above Wenger?

  6. Jul 27

    Vinicius Jr AND Bruno?! | Armchair Podcast | EP35

    This week's chat covers England's World Cup campaign, Gareth Southgate vs Thomas Tuchel, and the summer transfer window — including Bruno Guimarães, Vinicius Jr, and Morgan Rogers' move to Chelsea. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast | Spotify link: 00:00 — Back From the World Cup Break (and Nearly Touching Messi) 07:00 — Are We Actually Happy With England's Third Place? 17:45 — "Southgate Was a Crap Manager, Whether You Like It or Not" 20:45 — "We're Basically the Tottenham of England" 33:45 — The Debate Turns Personal: "You're a Loser" 48:00 — Final Verdict: Did Tuchel Bottle the Semi-Final? 51:00 — Arsenal Dodge a Bullet on Morgan Rogers 59:00 — Vinicius Jr to Arsenal: Could It Actually Happen? 1:09:00 — Around the League: Spurs, Chelsea's Gamble, Losing Caicedo

  7. Jun 15

    England Are WINNING the World Cup | Armchair Podcast | EP34

    We're back. England are at the World Cup. And we've got opinions. After taking a well-earned break (Arsenal won the Premier League, lost the Champions League final, we needed time), Jacob and Josh are back for a full World Cup 2026 special — because if there was ever a time for the Armchair Podcast to return, it's this. The squad's been named, the group stage is underway, and we've got takes that will absolutely age terribly or age brilliantly. No in between. In this episode: the Phil Foden omission (yes, after that pass, he's been left at home), why Gary Neville is completely wrong about world class players, the Jordan Henderson inclusion we refuse to name, Thomas Tuchel's "we want a second star" moment that gave us chills, a full squad breakdown and England predictions, our disgust at the Southgate TV drama, tournament favorites, dark horses, the France will flop theory, and the most Arsenal prediction ever made about the golden boot. 00:00 — It's Coming Home (World Cup Special Intro) 00:46 — We're Back. Arsenal Won the League. Lost the CL. Moved On. 03:23 — Croatia First. And They Think They're Good. 05:57 — The Foden Omission Is an Absolute DISGRACE 08:11 — Morgan Rogers Stole Cole Palmer's Whole Personality 10:00 — Gary Neville Said Only Kane Is World Class. Right. 17:59 — Tuchel Is the Best Manager in This Tournament 20:09 — "We Want a Second Star" — England's Ambition Is Refreshing 21:19 — This England Squad Would Win the Premier League 22:21 — Voldemort Is in the Squad (We Refuse to Say His Name) 29:23 — "Full Kit Wanker" — Live on American TV 30:23 — The Southgate Drama: Looked Like a Coronation Street Episode 39:02 — Our Actual Prediction: England to Win the Whole Thing 42:08 — Dark Horses, Disappointments, and the Belgium Mention 50:52 — France Are Going to Flop. We're Calling It. 52:17 — Scotland at the World Cup (They Drew With Haiti) 57:13 — Golden Boot: It's a Two-Horse Race Between Arsenal's Strikers England World Cup 2026 reaction, squad analysis, and full tournament predictions — covering Harry Kane, Declan Rice, Jude Bellingham, Bukayo Saka, Phil Foden, Jordan Henderson, Victor Gyokeres, Kai Havertz, Tuchel, and why France might just bottle the whole thing. Arsenal podcast, football podcast, England football, Premier League. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast | YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjsUdqQeECo&t=1s

  8. May 21

    22 Years. Worth Every Second. | Armchair Podcast | EP33

    Arsenal are Premier League champions. For the first time in 22 years. And the boys have absolutely lost it. The full debrief is here — we break down the Bournemouth moment, the Ian Wright chaos on the streets, the dynasty debate that broke out within minutes, and why this squad has earned its own chapter in Arsenal history. Plus: why City's five-Saka wage bill makes this even sweeter, the truth about Arteta's "GCSE drama monologue" that convinced Timber to stay, Eze's extraordinary story, and the closing question — can Arsenal win the Champions League too? Chapters: 00:00 — We've Done It 01:57 — The Moment — The Snipe, Sutton, Knee-Drop Celebration 05:45 — Ian Wright Was Out There Demanding Prosecco 07:20 — "Are They Scared of What Arsenal Could Become?" 09:00 — The Dynasty Argument Begins 11:50 — The Rebuild — From Wenger Mercenaries to Arteta's Arsenal 14:10 — We Doubted Arteta. We Were Wrong. 18:40 — We Have the Best Squad in the World 21:40 — Champions League Final. Historic. 26:00 — The "James Carragher" Incident 31:30 — Culture Club vs Soulless Football Projects 33:50 — Would the Champions League Eclipse the Invincibles? 37:50 — After the City Defeat — They Just Won Every Game 42:00 — The Only Team to Beat City in a Proper Title Race 43:00 — City's Wage Bill vs Ours (It's Criminal) 48:00 — Football Is Changing — We Built It the Right Way 51:20 — Arteta's "GCSE Drama Monologue" That Made Timber Sign 56:05 — Gabriel, Erdiggard, Trossard — Players Who Chose Us 1:02:40 — Ez's Incredible Story 1:09:20 — "I Don't Give a F*** What Anyone Thinks" 1:10:24 — From Baku Under Emery to the Champions League Final   #Arsenal #PremierLeague #champions 2025/26 — full fan reaction, season review, and Champions League final preview. #Arsenal podcast, #Arsenalnews, #Arteta, #Saka, #Declan Rice, #PremierLeaguetitle. Your favourite chair, your favourite chat. Take a seat. Instagram: @thearmchairpodcast | TikTok: @thearmchairpodcast  YouTube: https://youtu.be/uf21tEcfeco

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  • Creator
    The Armchair Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    47
  • Rating
    Explicit
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