I'm reuniting with one of my college besties, Lauren B., who pulled up to the studio with her own list of questions and flipped the whole interview on me, Call Her Daddy style, one plead the fifth allowed. We're rehashing the Buff State era, $1.50 drink nights at Coles, $22 UV Blue fishbowls, a fake ID saved by a hand drawn mole, the wine t**s Halloween costume that racked up $950 in bar crawl winnings, and 17 people packed into a minivan for a Bills game. Then it gets juicy, a secret Sabres star hookup, Bills players sliding into the DMs right after draft day, and the unhinged "suck your way to the top" message that sent Papa Hall on a LinkedIn manhunt. These days Lauren's doing nonprofit work with foster kids and marketing consulting, her husband fully converted to Bills Mafia, and we trade the trial reels and tagging tricks every new content creator should be stealing. Chapters 00:15 – Lauren the college best friend, meeting Madi through James Webb next door, and the study abroad she rushed a sorority right before 03:09 – Madi taking Lauren to her first Bills game in the dying minivan, dumping a wing basket down the borrowed white jersey at O'Neill's 07:31 – Getting the whole family high on a two gram blunt camping in Allegany, and Dad's meat and cheese burrito camp trick 10:56 – Six years of the wine t**s costume, Dollar Tree bras full of red and white, pouring free drinks and cleaning up on Chippewa bar crawls 14:52 – The butch rugby player fake ID with a drawn on mole, the JP's binder of borrowed IDs, and dollar wings at Bullies 16:30 – Why the sorority pulled Madi out of her shell, Buff State parties busting at 100 people while Dayton has permanent beer pong tables 18:35 – Wanting real PDA after two long distance relationships, drunk workout runs home from Coles, and Lauren passing out on the porch every time 22:08 – Reading back the journals she's kept since 14, the basement flood that ruined one, and Lauren flipping the mic to interview Madi 29:03 – Madi's favorite thing about Buffalo being community, the Brooklyn bar that went Bills and jumped sales 36 percent, and trial reels advice 33:39 – The Barbizon modeling scam that only taught which fork to use, three years of free marketing, and the clothing line that funded meals during COVID 40:22 – The 6am you sucked your way to the top DM, Papa Hall hunting the guy down on LinkedIn, and Lainey messaging his mom and wife 43:22 – Hooking up with a Sabres star at Coles with no clue who he was, why Madi won't date football players, and the bathtub pasta DM 45:07 – The big nose theory, the size 14 feet letdown, and swearing off spontaneous hookups because she needs real attraction 47:20 – Chelsea Handler and Will Ferrell as dream guests, learning to clap back on the mic, and getting told she talks a lot on her own podcast 50:30 – Never moving back but keeping Buffalo ties, Buffalo Foodslut hitting 14k after the rebrand, and businesses taking her more seriously post New York 1:04:20 – The Elmwood hippie houses gentrified into condos, scaring the 24 hour pizza guy into a tomato sauce disaster, and the Scotland trip that ended her engagement Come on the pod, sponsor an episode, collab, or just reach out ▫️ https://linktr.ee/maditellsall Follow my world outside the podcast (food, tailgates, health, behind-the-scenes life) ▫️ https://linktr.ee/madelinehall.nyc Thanks for being here guys. Catch me yap same time next week, cheers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices