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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

  1. 19h ago

    Rock 'n Roll Trumpet Blast Off | Joel Jimenez | Ep 61

    Turn your stereo up to a 15, this week's episode of Jet Fuel is a punk invasion. Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Joel Jimenez build beats from scratch, talk about the worst movies they've seen, and take a trip to Lake Paris, California. Here we go, brain! Today's episode is brought to you by PrizePicks. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup 00:00 Joel Caffeine Panics At The Disco 05:03 Jessie turns Joel's drum kit into a piano 11:26 Surprise special guest call-in 17:02 Joel and Jessie create a song about dopamine looping 36:36 We're getting regulated 39:42 Pixy Slims drops into the pod 46:30 Jessie and Joe jam their feelings Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Joel Jimenez https://www.instagram.com/joeljimenezcomedy Go to Joel's show at The Comedy Store on Nov 2: https://thecomedystore.com/calendar/show/4545/2026-11-02t200000-0800-joelina-tonight More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  2. Oct 7

    My Producer Is Lying on the Floor During Our Podcast | Pips & Squink | Ep 60

    In this week's musically-rich episode of Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson plays a keyboard designed by the devil, debates Elvis Presley's moral compass, and Pippa recounts the strangest way she's ever been paid for a job. 00:00 Jessie has pain and paws 02:33 A speck of space trash starts beef with her bestie 07:44 Jessie builds some beats and has some questions 16:06 Pippa solves a problem in the worst way possible 25:06 Jessie creates a musical call to action 29:55 Pink Floyd is meh and other music hot takes (send us yours to production@jetfuelpod.com) 35:30 What's better? Human or AI music 40:57 Squink gets approached at the beach 45:07 One neat trick to not get off your phone 51:18 The babysitter throws a party 55:22 Pippa won't let the episode end without pushing Jessie to the edge one final time Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Pippa https://www.instagram.com/pi.pp.a/ More Squink: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZb2nr3pq4N/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  3. Sep 30

    The Piercer's Apprentice | Martin Phillips | Ep 59

    Instruments, beats, and bars galore! Get comfortable in the kitchen, folks, cuz this week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Martin Phillips are COOKING. Plus, stick around to find out why cities in New York are so hard to pronounce and the one thing Martin doesn't want his parents to know. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Plus, sign up now for Guaranteed Picks every Sunday along with Profit Boosts and Daily Discounts throughout the month. Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 A crazy woman finds her flow 05:40 A sassy man builds a beat and brings out instruments 18:30 Song 1 (Marty Monster) 20:15 Martin has the craziest Ren Faire costume 22:00 Jessie and Martin give their best Jim Halpert impressions 25:51 Jet Fuel the Podcast the Show the Jingle 30:48 Song 2 (Jingle) 32:22 Secrets, shame, and embarrassment 37:50 got pierced? 44:11 I got two (beat) birds 48:48 Python gets mixed up with a bad crew 53:32 Building the third beat 58:36 "Fly Marty Fly" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Martin Phillips Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Martin Phillips https://www.instagram.com/martinphillipscomedy/ Check Out Martin's Tour Dates: https://www.killersofkilltonylive.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  4. Sep 23

    How To Prepare For The End Of The World | Alfred Robles | Ep 58

    Y2K, Toy Story 5, cheating boyfriends, and cheating wives. Nostradamus and trombone, too, but don't let us forget Alfred's new comedy special on Hulu. "Why" You ask "Is this episode's description written completely in rhyme?" Because when it's Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Alfred Robles are on the pod, it's a guaranteed good time. 00:00 Alfred got PAID to go to SCHOOL 03:27 The ONLY TRICK you need to catch your girl cheating 11:32 Smuggling weapons through TSA 15:16 DON'T google your old teachers 23:36 Jessie's own personal 9/11 26:02 Folks are we bricking our phones? 31:34 Alfred has the PERFECT retirement plan 36:02 SILLY RABBIT! Drinks are for kids 45:22 Alfred, Jay Leno, and Saddam Hussein have something in common 47:22 LET THE RECORD SHOW JESSIE ASKED A GOOD QUESTION 54:06 Will the real Forkie PLEASE stand up 58:02 "Locked 'n Double Loaded" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Alfred Robles Check out RNA by Kyle Jaymes on September 25th wherever you listen to music https://www.instagram.com/kylejaymesmusic/ Thank you Ben Cabe for the animation! https://www.instagram.com/benkeepsrunning/ Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Alfred https://www.instagram.com/alfredrobles/ Check Out Alfred's Tour Dates: alfredrobles.com/links More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  5. Sep 16

    The Carrier Pigeon Has Landed | Brandon Duff | Ep 57

    This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Australian comedian / musician / parody-songwriter extraordinaire Brandon Duff. Jessie and Brandon talk about the horrors of riding the bus, the worst thing that can happen at a wedding, and who their emergency call would be for a very particular situation. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 G'day mate, Jessie is more Australian than Brandon 05:33 Brandon surprises Jessie at work 12:20 Jessie gives a shout out to all the older (30 +) women out there 18:59 Brandon gets a Traditional American Welcome 27:05 Jessie asks Brandon a really good question about the guitar 35:22 Brandon and Jessie are very well travelled and totally chill about it 41:15 Fringe Fest is cool as heck and a money making machine 45:10 If you work for the IRS, skip this part 52:20 Brandon is trapped on an iceberg but has a solution 1:00:06 Jessie gives Brandon a directing tip on something very important coming up 1:01:42 "Guns Versus Knives" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Brandon Duff Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Brandon Duff https://www.instagram.com/brandon.is.funny/ Pre-save Brandon's Comedy Album: https://ffm.to/whiteguy More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  6. Sep 9

    All Bread No Meats | Josh Fadem | Ep 56

    Jet Fuel comes full circle this week (WOOF) Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem chat about Josh's collection of mysterious VHS tapes, start beef with a former pod guest, and work together to straighten Jessie's teeth. 00:00 Jessie watches Josh's dog 12:43 Ben Joyce sends a message to Jessie 13:33 Josh is an old-school guy 20:30 Hollywood is so fun and actors are so prepared 30:50 Jessie gets a note on directing 35:34 Invisalign unboxing video!!! 38:41 Michael Jackson movie review 45:19 S/O to Bobby the dog and Squinky 54:15 Josh has some great punchlines (ba-dum tss) 1:00:53 Jessie and Josh take a water break and build a song 1:05:38 "A Thirst For Nougat" starring Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Josh Fadem https://www.instagram.com/joshfadem/ Check Out Josh's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/joshfadem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  7. Sep 2

    God is a Bisexual King | Zach Zucker | Ep 55

    Jessie "Jetski" Johnson invites resident strong man Zach Zucker (Stamptown) onto the pod for an hour of song, dance, and fun. Together, they discuss the fear of people making fun of them behind their back (we do), brainstorm a new podcast involving a hostage situation (aren't they all), and Zach speaks out on behalf of the entire strong-man community (thank you). Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 Dumb, stupid, ungrateful intro 04:30 Papa is looking for a sugar anything 09:43 It's called showbiz, not stinky-shoebiz 17:12 Jessie poses a deep philosophical question relating to ants and aliens 21:19 Innie-Zach and Innie-Jessie drop into the pod 26:06 Men 30:41 Zach poses a deep philosophical question relating to ju*l pods and tripods 34:28 Whoaaa it's Arnold Schwarzachzuckernegger 42:36 Embarrassing story time 45:11 Jessie and Zach are each on an IV drop right now 51:54 It's not always easy to be a man and also s/o Joke Wrld 56:52 Zach recorded his first Netflix special!! Stamptown!! Watch it!!! 1:02:37 Body count in the high thousands 1:09:23 "The Secret Score of Baja" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Zach Zacker Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Zach https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker/?hl=en Check Out Zach's Tour Dates: https://linktr.ee/stamptown More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  8. Aug 26

    We Met At Target | Logan Guntzelman & Dave Waite | Ep 54

    Jet Fuel is going on Island Time 🌴🏐🌴 Plus, Logan Guntzelman blindfolds her friends, Dave Waite finds *exactly* what he's looking for at a Target, and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson thinks she'd be friends with Mr. Beast (tag him!!) Plus plus double plus, stick around 'til the very end for a bonus treat. 00:00 Coming to you live from Barbados 04:00 Bad Boy Dave spots the newest recession indicator 11:52 Logan plots a meet cute 15:01 The ultimate prankster 23:49 Guess what Logan's hometown is known for ;) 26:47 A car crashes into Dave's house 31:14 Dave pitches a brand new product 38:15 I love Pippa Middleton and her peach (--Pippa) 39:42 Jessie, Dave, and Logan rip pack 45:00 Target Noir 50:30 Tubi appreciation post 54:50 Jessie makes a jingle! 57:14 "Fintstones™ Vitamins Now With BlueChew" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Logan Guntzelman https://www.instagram.com/placesitookashitthisyear/ Order Logan's Dick Pic Deck of Cards: https://loganguntzelman.bigcartel.com/product/dick-pic-deck-of-cards More Dave Waitehttps://www.instagram.com/davewaitecomedy/Check Out Dave's special On The Loose:https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0NWEINPIXRPKMO0ROS1BSJZLVD More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

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  • Creator
    Jet Fuel Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    61
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 947e7c00-c725-11f0-8e7a-05fad56481aa
  • Show Website
    Jet Fuel Podcast

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