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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

  1. 4d ago

    Gag Me With a Spoon | Sara Weinshenk | Jet Fuel Podcast | Ep 41

    Does Chad suck? Whose feet can you ethically rub? What happens when you eat Mongolian barbecue for lunch? Can blankets be reincarnated? How do you discipline kids without hitting them with your car? Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Sara Weinshenk answer all these questions and more! this week on Jet Fuel 00:00 Entertain this intro 03:42 A real live valley girl experiences big beak energy 10:42 Do not dare teach music if you have bad hair 15:37 Kids are literally so gross (spit, lice, puss, ew sicko are you still watching) 29:42 Drinking like a hamster and sleeping like a baby 38:22 Reincarnation is happening all around us 47:37 The grinch who threw out our Christmas decorations 59:53 As it turns out, adults are gross too 1:07:13 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Sara Weinshenk https://www.instagram.com/princessshenk/ Check Out Sara's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/saraweinshenk More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 12m

  2. May 20

    The Doctor Is In | Lucas Zelnick | Ep 40

    Jessie "Jetski" Johnson sits down with comedic superstar / amateur psycho-therapist Lucas Zelnick to work through life's problems and compare and contrast life in the desert Arizona heat versus the concrete jungle that you might know as New York City 00:00 Jessie asks for help 04:23 Dr. Lucas makes his first attempt to figure out what's wrong (welcoming the guest) 12:32 Dr. Lucas recognizes patterns in behavior (headlining on the road) 15:15 Dr. Lucas suggests a diagnosis (hello bird) 20:22 Jessie unpacks her unique childhood (pagan desert rat) 29:24 Jessie self-diagnoses (watch and find out) 35:30 Dr. Lucas shows off his credentials (living and performing in NYC) 48:29 Dr. Lucas gets vulnerable (arenas baby) 55:20 A parting nugget of advice 1:01:12 Unfortunately that's all the time we have today (Song O'Clock) Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Lucas Zelnick https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ Check Out Lucas's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/lucaszelnick More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 6m

  3. May 13

    Crying in the Uber Pool | Charles Engle | Ep 39

    Long time bestie, first time guestie Charles Engle sits down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to discuss the secret horrors of Whole Foods and the only two Spanish words you need to know to survive in this world. Plus does anyone know why you can't smell your own breath?? 01:28 Please don’t interrupt the intro 06:26 Charles gets kicked out of the family home 09:39 Jessie is definitely not into conspiracy theories 17:09 Charles lies his way to the top 24:37 Last week in LA comedy 29:33 Squink shut your big beautiful ears for this part 36:26 Jessie and Charles are the first people ever to compare NYC and LA 46:50 Squink HATES Charles's viral success story 50:05 Charles performs a rescue mission on Jessie 1:02:11 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-... Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe:    / @jetskijohnson   Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel   / thejetfuelpodcast    / thejetfuelpod  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Charles Engle   / charles_engle   Check Out Charles's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/charlesengle More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson   / jetskijohnson  https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt   / ryanjebelt   Music provided by Creative Commons Music Video Link :    • Silent Film Music (No Copyright / Royalty ...   For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 8m

  4. May 6

    Kicked Out of the Convent | Heather Shaw | Ep 38

    This episode is brought to you by Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL for 20% off Heather Shaw and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson get cerebral on this week's episode of Jet Fuel. They talk the joys of the Ren Faire, the dangers of the I-10, and the implications of playing ukulele. 00:00 The Most Beautiful Intro 07:06 Married At First Turkey Leg 12:15 Heather Makes Us LOLuisville 16:40 Pilot Stalker 24:10 Heather's Big Breakthrough 30:24 The Greatest Country Ever 34:26 Look Under There 36:38 Horsin' Around 40:27 Wild Wild West 47:08 Jessie's Big Confession 52:18 Leave A Message After The Beep 1:00:11 Song O'Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Heather Shaw https://www.instagram.com/heathershawiskidding/ Check Out Heather's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/heathershaw More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 4m
  5. Onion Crystals (The Lady in the White Castle) | Michael Turner | Ep 37

    Apr 29

    Onion Crystals (The Lady in the White Castle) | Michael Turner | Ep 37

    Hot off of Netflix’s Funny AF, Michael Turner joins the pod today to talk about tailgating, Cincinnati, and life on the road. Jetski and Mike also gab about starting comedy in Arizona together, conspiracy theories, and jam out a song hot enough to melt steel beams. Jet Fuel! 00:00 Intro 02:08 Welcome Michael Turner 05:17 Tim Dillon Fire Bit 06:26 Sweet home Ohio 07:21 Fast Food Theory 10:04 Malcom Return 14:12 Off the Sauce 19:10 Jetski Origins 23:53 9/11 Bit 24:26 Dean Withers Mentioned 26:01 Drake’s in the files 34:11 Comedy Epidemic 37:30 The Refined Audience 43:13 Therapeutic Acting 46:45 Song O’Clock Check out Michael Turners special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjb2jLjcnxA Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-... Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: / @jetskijohnson Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel / thejetfuelpodcast / thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Michael Turner / turnercomedy Check Out Mike's Tour Dates: https://www.turnercomedy.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson / jetskijohnson https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt / ryanjebelt For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    51 min
  6. Big Uteri | Jet Fuel Podcast | Ep 36

    Apr 22

    Big Uteri | Jet Fuel Podcast | Ep 36

    This week, Andrea Jin joins the pod fresh off a tour with John Mulaney. Jetski and Andrea break down the recent NASA Artemis II launch, rehearse their uber-driver interactions, and belt out a song that would make Weird Al jealous. Never grow up, and pack a big uterus. 00:00 Intro 05:12 NASA Artemis II 10:45 Wisconsin or “Your Butt” 14:17 On The Road 17:41 Uber Driver 22:35 Squink enters the chat 28:18 AMC A-List Hacks 36:54 Stay Hongry 40:37 Panda Express 46:13 Girl Dogs 56:31 Song O’Clock Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: / @jetskijohnson Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel / thejetfuelpodcast / thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Andrea Jin https://www.instagram.com/andreajin/ Check Out Andrea's Tour Dates: https://www.andreajin.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson / jetskijohnson https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt / ryanjebelt For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 1m

  7. Apr 15

    I Only Fly Private Jet (Fuel) Ft. Joey Avery

    This week, Joey Avery and Jessie “Jetski” Johnson one-up each other on their coolest experience in an airplane hanger, bond over their mutual distaste for rage bait, one of them even reveals themselves as the lynchpin in launching Jelly Roll’s career… Talking politics with your dog, performing in an ice rink, and making sure your dad doesn’t think you’re a loser with Joey Avery and Jessie “Jetski” Johnson. 00:00 Intro 02:56 Joey Parties w/ Mariachi 07:38 Disney Pixar’s Dog Story 15:04 Joey bans his parents from the club 22:52 Joey runs for Mayor 33:31 D*ck Pills .COM 42:53 Hillary and Paula Dean 47:30 Ending Song Alex Duong GoFundMe page:  https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates  Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe:    / @jetskijohnson   Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel   / thejetfuelpodcast     / thejetfuelpod   https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Joey Avery https://www.instagram.com/joeyavery/ Check Out Joey's Tour Dates:  https://joeyavery.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson   / jetskijohnson   https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/  Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt   / ryanjebelt   For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    52 min

  8. Apr 8

    Gaslighting, Government Dogs, and Chick Magic | Chloe Radcliffe | Ep 034

    Chloe Radcliffe sits down with Jetski to discuss her role in the new movie, "Is This Thing On?", gaslighting, magic, government dogs, dads, rich friends and more.... 00:00 cold open 3:55 coffee talk 5:45 toys for dads 7:06 dogs 10:14 government dogs 12:30 i was gas lit. With these prices?? 18:00 Chloe was in a movie 23:00 Chloe thinks about possibly trying to perform a trick? 28:13 she's still attempting the trick... 31:57 trick still going... 34:40 the reveal!!! 37:15 we nerd out about band 41:35 "do you loop" 44:00 putting instruments in stand-up 50:00 what's Chloe doing in los angeles? 53:35 rich friends 56:12 comics unleashed, Byron got unleashed! 59:20 Chloe's tour dates 59:59 Chloe has 100 names 1:02:16 the song Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates This episode is brought to us by Quince quince.com/jetfuel for free shipping and 365 day returns and PEBL hipebl.ai for a free estimate Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: / @jetskijohnson Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify... More Jet Fuel / thejetfuelpodcast / thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... More Chloe Radcliffe https://www.instagram.com/chloebadcliffe/ Check Out Chloe's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/chloeradcliffe More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson / jetskijohnson https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Bondnomi band: Caley Chase as Kristie Noam Milo Segal as Marth Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt / ryanjebelt For any questions and information on placing ads, please email production@jetfuelpod.com #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 5m
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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson podcast

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  • Creator
    Jet Fuel Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    41
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 947e7c00-c725-11f0-8e7a-05fad56481aa
  • Show Website
    Jet Fuel Podcast

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