Glaswegians Anonymous

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

  1. 3d ago

    I NEED A F**KING EXORCISM | Episode 56 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    Gary and Darren are back for another brilliantly chaotic week. From existential dread to wildlife combat, Episode 56 goes completely off the rails. The boys are gearing up for an upcoming show up in Stornoway, which means Darren is already panicking about surviving the tiny plane ride—though he is finally getting to visit his bucket list beach (with a serious twist).Meanwhile, Gary gets shockingly deep about his death anxiety before pivoting entirely to his bizarre TikTok live algorithm journey, his hunt for a phone addicts support group, and his tactical use of Arabic to secure extra meat at local kebab shops. Add in a debate on 3D-printed steaks and a breakdown of the ultimate Glasgow slaggings, and it's a classic episode. In this episode: * The absolute best Glasgow slaggings & how the boys would roast each other. * Stornoway bound: Darren’s small plane terror and his twisted bucket list beach trip.* Going deep on Gary’s death anxiety. * Animal warfare: A man gets attacked by an emu, and the guys debate which animals they could take in a fight. * The weird reality of 3D printing meat. * Gary’s descent into the dark depths of the TikTok live algorithm. * Does Gary need an intervention for his phone addiction? * The ultimate life hack: Gary speaking Arabic in the kebab shop for larger portions. Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and drop a comment letting us know which animal you reckon you could take in a fight!

  2. Oct 2

    IN SEARCH OF A JAPANESE GUZZLER | Episode 55 | Glaswegians anonymous

    Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back in the studio for Episode 55, bringing the usual chaos, questionable life choices, and top-tier Glasgow patter. This week, we debrief on Darren's special and find out what his next moves are, while Gary explains why he’s turned up wearing his dad's brown brogues. From obscure movie references nobody understands to Darren’s hunt for a "Japanese guzzler," this episode goes everywhere. We also tackle the latest local news, including the 4 Corners dispersal order and the monumental 25th anniversary of the Glasgow IKEA, before getting into some serious chat about recent events in Belfast. In this episode, we cover: The review of Darren’s special and his future plans Gary wearing his dad’s brown brogues Darren’s obscure movie references The search for a Japanese guzzler The 4 Corners dispersal order & 25 years of Glasgow IKEA Gary’s lifelong ambition to end up in The Digger Why Gary is fully prepared to do jail time to clear his tax bill Having a "good relapse" in the scheme and taking tic off a snack van Darren taking Gary to Overeaters Anonymous (and Gary taking notes) Gary’s latest culinary creation: putting body chocolate on toast Make sure to like, subscribe, and drop a comment below letting us know your favorite moment from this week's episode. Listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and follow us on socials for clips and updates!

  3. Sep 25

    I'LL GET GOUT EATING MY DAD | NUCLEAR FALLOUT ADVICE | EPISODE 54 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    Welcome back to another episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are going full doomsday prep, but with a distinctly Glasgow twist. From surviving the apocalypse to questionable herbal medicine, the lads are tackling the heavy-hitting issues.In this episode, we cover: Nuclear Glasgow: Gary gives his ultimate survival guide for a nuclear bomb hitting the city (and explains exactly why eating his dad would give him gout).The Chinese Herbalist: Darren’s recent trip for alternative medicine where he might have walked away with a bit more than he paid for.Eurovision: Who would be the ultimate Scottish contestant to take the Eurovision stage?Caffeine Updates: Gary discovers the Espresso Bon Bon and it changes everything.The Digital Detox: Why the boys are ready to chuck their smartphones in the Clyde and go back to old-school flip phones. Doomsday Cinema: If you had to rebuild society, what 3 movies are you taking to the new world?Radioactive Superpowers: What post-apocalyptic mutations the boys are actively hoping for.Tattoo Talk: Darren outlines his plans for some new ink, while Gary pitches his ultimate "conspiracy theory" sleeve.Geriatric Politicians: Asking the real questions—should there be a strict age limit for world leaders?Equestrian Cops: Seriously, why do the police still have horses? 👇 Get involved in the comments:What 3 movies are you taking to the new world? Let us know below!Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the BELL icon so you never miss an episode! And Please hit that hype!Follow us on socials:Instagram: @GlaswegiansAnonymousTikTok: @GlaswegiansAnonymous #GlaswegiansAnonymous #Glasgow #ScottishPodcast #ScottishComedy #NuclearFallout #Eurovision #ConspiracyTheories #PodcastRecommendations

  4. Sep 18

    I ATE 13 EGGS & DRANK PRE-WORKOUT | EPISODE 53 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

    Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back for Episode 53, bringing the usual chaotic mix of Glasgow banter, football debates, and highly questionable life choices. This week, Gary tries his best to stay humble about Rangers winning, while the boys discuss Oasis playing Celtic Park and whether Darren would ever set foot in Ibrox for a gig. We also dive into some deep movie analysis as Gary tries to figure out Shutter Island, and things get personal when Darren shares a stalker message from a fan who spotted him in the wild. Later, it's a deep dive into health and fitness—from taking pre-workout to Darren getting absolutely roasted for a chaotic lunch of eggs, sardines, and pickles (and the concerning flatulence that followed). Plus, Gary’s love for Catholic Mass, Darren learning The Sash, their worst-ever moments dying on stage, and the ultimate hypothetical: how would they renovate M&D’s with a billion pounds?In this episode: Gary being humble about Rangers winning Oasis playing at Celtic Park for Noel’s 60th Would Darren go to a gig at Ibrox? Gary tries to figure out Shutter Island Darren’s Uncle Gerry’s mental health The boys talk pre-workout Gary’s love for Catholic Mass & Darren learns The Sash Celtic vs. Rangers: Which past players would they want back?Gary roasts Darren’s plate (eggs, sardines, and pickles) The concerning farts off the back of Darren's lunch Darren goes over his daily diet Stand-up horror stories: The worst time dying on stage Billion-pound budget: Renovating M&D’s Scotland's Theme Park 🔗 Connect with the Boys & See Them Live! Darren's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/darrenconnellcomedian?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhVNwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOOKZPNKfAdg3_CSWhHXLLn4oh_PQ2V4dG4DYWVtATEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPMTI0MDI0NTc0Mjg3NDE0AAGnFyPZwYdXU1rLZdd_yZkn129sCRIEjyI118w0hdOmivfcw539Lq0xaadLAVI_aem_F8_ZAlxoKVVlxKO5CHwB2A Gary's Linktree: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/gary-faulds-tickets/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhUBwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOPMVTVXcxc7SERktorGWHRwpAQ-nGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp1wtaMJBK_hKBxAusEcZ_G_ONzj5I7Yy23s1JdmLhsJajak6hWwsOrnvUiyP_aem_BgKx32Jz80ohL3Ewp6l-kA

  5. Sep 11

    WAS MICHAEL FAGAN IN OLIVER TWIST? | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS | EPISODE 52

    Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are diving headfirst into the madness with some of the most unhinged chat and revelations yet. From royal intruders to unexpected family trees, nothing is off limits.In this episode, the boys get into: The Ultimate Question: Would Gary pump Darren?True Crime Confessions: Who takes the top spot as their favourite serial killer? Social Media Antics: We dissect Darren’s shameless social media thirst traps. Digital Detox: Could the boys actually survive without their phones for a full year? Military Material: Would Darren step up and join the army if he got called up? (Plus, Gary breaks down his absolute favourite army rations). Criminal Connections: Gary reveals he’s apparently the 7th twice-removed cousin of Bonnie from Bonnie & Clyde. Undercover Operations: Would Gary risk going to a Celtic game in disguise? Written in the Stars: The boys check their star signs for the day—do their horoscopes prove they’re a perfect match? Drop a comment to let us know if you could survive a year without your phone, and make sure to subscribe so you never miss an episode! 🔗 Connect with the Boys & See Them Live! Darren's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/darrenconnellcomedian?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhVNwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOOKZPNKfAdg3_CSWhHXLLn4oh_PQ2V4dG4DYWVtATEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPMTI0MDI0NTc0Mjg3NDE0AAGnFyPZwYdXU1rLZdd_yZkn129sCRIEjyI118w0hdOmivfcw539Lq0xaadLAVI_aem_F8_ZAlxoKVVlxKO5CHwB2A Gary's Linktree: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/gary-faulds-tickets/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAUQhUBwZG9mAmZkaWQWUOPMVTVXcxc7SERktorGWHRwpAQ-nGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzEyNDAyNDU3NDI4NzQxNAABp1wtaMJBK_hKBxAusEcZ_G_ONzj5I7Yy23s1JdmLhsJajak6hWwsOrnvUiyP_aem_BgKx32Jz80ohL3Ewp6l-kA

  6. Sep 4

    SI FERRY IS A PILLOW PRINCESS! Episode 51 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    The boys are back! After a brief (and dramatic) break up, Darren and Gary have reunited because, let’s be honest, ending the podcast at the Edinburgh Fringe live show would have been far too embarrassing.In this chaotic 51st episode, the lads recap their Fringe live show and cover everything from morning TV nostalgia to international terrorism. September is officially here, which means Gary is thriving in his autumn era and dragging Darren down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracies and questionable Bin Laden history (spoiler: Pakistan didn’t hide him). Congratulations to the podcast for officially making an FBI watchlist.Also in this episode: The Billy Moore Experience: Darren talks about his encounter and the ensuing press coverage. RIP Dolly: The boys mourn the "passing" of Dolly Parton, with Darren making his physical intentions crystal clear. The Ultimate Dilemma: Who would you rather pump—Si Ferry or Slanny? Scandals & Gigs: A deep dive into the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire coughing scam, plus Gary recounts a wildly surreal gig with Mr. Blobby. Medical Marvels: Gary shares the grim and horrifying tale of the "infected belly button tap." Political Crushes: Gary confesses his undying love for "PM" Andy Burnham.Upcoming Live Shows!Tickets are officially on sale for the December live shows in Glasgow and Dundee. Grab yours before they sell out!https://www.garyfaulds.co.uk/

  7. Jul 31

    Every Fart's a Fear | Episode 50 | Glaswegians Anonymous

    Welcome to a massive milestone—Episode 50 of Glaswegians Anonymous! We’ve hit the big five-0, and the patter is as chaotic as ever. As you can probably guess from the title, "Every Fart's a Fear", we're in top form this week. We kick things off with Gary issuing a formal (well, sort of) apology for his ADHD completely taking over the "Two Diddies" episode. With the 2026 Glasgow Commonwealth Games officially launching this week, the boys get to thinking: what exactly should go into the official "Glasgow Welcome Pack" for visiting athletes? Plus, we talk swally and scran. Darren goes on a legendary rant about his absolute hatred for IPAs, we ask if anyone has actually survived a can of Super Lager, and we finally get to the bottom of Darren’s infamous "Omelette Gate" at the China Sea. Gary also drops his recommendation for the best Indian in the city.For the tourists (and the locals), we review Glasgow's top TripAdvisor attractions, share our own personal top tier things to do, and discuss our favourite things about the city's two footballing cathedrals: Celtic Park and Ibrox. Finally, we pull back the curtain on the comedy scene to talk about drinking before gigs, and reminisce about the traditional Glasgow method for teaching weans how to swim... just chuck 'em straight in the deep end! SUPPORT THE PODCAST: If you enjoyed the episode, please hit that SUBSCRIBE button, drop a LIKE, and leave a COMMENT down below! Subscribe to our Patreon - patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Come see us LIVE In Edinburgh - https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/

  8. Jul 24

    Too Much ADHD For Darren to Handle | Glaswegians Anonymous Ep. 49 ft. The Two Diddies

    Welcome back to another absolute belter of an episode! This week on Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren is joined by the absolute legends themselves, The Two Diddies. Fair warning: the energy in this room is completely off the charts. Get ready for a massive catch-up packed with pure chaos, heavy banter, and an ending you won't want to miss. 🎙️ In This Episode, We Cover: The Origin Story: How the boys actually met and became the duo you know and love. The Weight Loss Debate: Honest opinions and no-nonsense chat about weight loss drugs, modern methods, and what actually works. The New Gym: Exclusive chat about the grand opening of their brand-new gym—what to expect and how they built it. Glasgow Grub: The ultimate guide to their absolute favourite places to eat in the city. The Breaking Point: You need to stick around for the end. Watch poor Darren finally snap as the collective ADHD takes over, resulting in a glorious shouting match where absolutely nobody can get a single word in edgeways. 🔗 Connect With Us Subscribe to the channel so you never miss an episode, and smash that like button if you enjoyed the chaos! Let us know in the comments if you think Darren needs a holiday after this one. Subscribe To Our Patreon: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous Follow The Two Diddies: instagram.com/twodiddiespodcast Come See Us Live: https://punchlinepromotions.co.uk/event/glaswegians-anonymous-live-in-edinburgh/ Listen on the go:Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and everywhere else you get your podcasts! #GlaswegiansAnonymous #TheTwoDiddies #Glasgow #GlasgowPodcast #ADHD #GymOpening #ScottishBanter #DarrenLosesIt

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Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

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  • Creator
    The Green Room Podcast Studio
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    55
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Green Room Podcast Studio
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    Glaswegians Anonymous

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