Confessions Of A Film Poser

Eli and Vince

Two film fans. One cinematic blind spot. Confessions of a Film Poser is a movie reaction and review podcast focused on first-time watches of classic films and cult favorites. We’re lifelong movie lovers who somehow missed some of the most iconic films in cinema history. Each week, we finally watch a legendary movie and share our honest reactions, analysis, and reviews. From Casablanca to Cobra and everything in between, we rediscover the films that shaped cinema — one confession at a time. 👉 Subscribe if you’ve ever thought, “Wait… I’ve never seen that either.”

  1. Road To Perdition (2002): First Time Watch & Review

    6d ago

    Road To Perdition (2002): First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and ROAD TO PERDITION might be one of the greatest crime dramas we completely overlooked. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally watch Sam Mendes’ ROAD TO PERDITION (2002) for the very first time, and we were not prepared for how powerful, emotional, and beautifully crafted this movie is. Starring Tom Hanks in one of the most unexpected roles of his career, ROAD TO PERDITION follows Michael Sullivan, an enforcer for an Irish mob family whose life is shattered after his son witnesses a murder. What follows is a gripping story of revenge, fatherhood, loyalty, and redemption set against the backdrop of Depression-era America. Based on the graphic novel by Max Allan Collins and illustrated by Richard Piers Rayner, the film combines gangster-movie tension with a surprisingly emotional father-son story. Along the way, we discuss Tom Hanks' incredible performance, the unforgettable work of Paul Newman, the haunting score, and the stunning cinematography from legendary cinematographer Conrad L. Hall. From its shocking violence to its heartbreaking moments, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the scenes that hit us the hardest, and why so many people consider this one of the best films of the 2000s. Is ROAD TO PERDITION a modern masterpiece... or did we just discover the gangster movie we've been missing for the last 20 years? If you're into first-time movie reactions, crime dramas, classic gangster films, movie discussions, and honest, unfiltered conversations about cinema, welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Previous Episode:POLICE STORY (1985) 👉 ▶️ YouTube: Confessions of a Film Poser 📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com 📸 Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer 🎵 TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms

    28 min
  2. Police Story (1985): First Time Watch & Review

    May 23

    Police Story (1985): First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and POLICE STORY might be one of the most insane action movies we’ve ever ignored. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally watch Jackie Chan’s POLICE STORY (1985) for the very first time and we were NOT prepared for how completely unhinged this movie gets. Directed by and starring Jackie Chan at the absolute peak of his powers, POLICE STORY feels like somebody took a Hong Kong crime thriller, cranked the action to impossible levels, and then replaced every safety regulation with pure chaos. What starts as a simple police case quickly spirals into exploding shanty towns, shopping mall destruction, death-defying stunt work, and some of the most unbelievable action sequences we’ve ever seen. From Jackie Chan literally risking his life for the perfect shot to the movie’s relentless pace and insane practical stunts, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely shocked us, and why this feels completely different from modern action movies. Is POLICE STORY one of the greatest action movies ever made…or are we just traumatized by watching Jackie Chan almost die every five minutes? If you’re into first-time movie reactions, classic action films, Hong Kong cinema, practical stunts, and honest, unfiltered discussion — welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Previous Episode:INNERSPACE (1987) 👉https://youtu.be/i0HJNWHUy5o ▶️ YouTube: Confessions of a Film Poser📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer🎵 TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms

    26 min
  3. Innerspace (1987) : First Time Watch & Review

    May 16

    Innerspace (1987) : First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and INNERSPACE might be one of the weirdest movies we’ve ever ignored. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally watch Joe Dante’s INNERSPACE (1987) for the very first time - and we were NOT prepared for how chaotic, hilarious, and genuinely creative this movie gets. Produced by Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Entertainment, INNERSPACE feels like somebody smashed together Fantastic Voyage, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and a full-blown 80s action comedy… then injected it directly into Martin Short’s bloodstream. What starts as a top-secret miniaturization experiment quickly spirals into corporate espionage, body-hopping insanity, and some of the wildest practical effects we’ve seen in years. From Dennis Quaid operating at maximum 1980s energy to Martin Short having a complete nervous breakdown for two straight hours, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely surprised us, and why this movie feels completely unlike anything Hollywood makes anymore. Is INNERSPACE an overlooked sci-fi comedy masterpiece…or just one of the strangest blockbuster movies of the 1980s? If you’re into first-time movie reactions, cult classics, practical effects, weird Spielberg-era movies, and honest, unfiltered discussion - welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Previous Episode:Sorcerer (1977) 👉 https://youtu.be/i0HJNWHUy5o ▶️ YouTube: Confessions of a Film Poser📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer🎵 TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms

    27 min
  4. Sorcerer (1977) : First Time Watch & Review

    May 9

    Sorcerer (1977) : First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and Sorcerer might be one of the most intense movies we’ve ever ignored. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally watch Sorcerer (1977) for the very first time-and nothing could’ve prepared us for this experience. Directed by William Friedkin after The Exorcist, Sorcerer is a grim, nerve-shredding descent into desperation, paranoia, and pure survival. What starts as a simple job quickly becomes something far more brutal… and way more existential than we expected. From the infamous bridge sequence to the constant feeling that everything could collapse at any second, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely shocked us, and why this film feels so different from almost anything Hollywood makes today. Is Sorcerer really one of the greatest overlooked films of the 1970s…or is it just a beautifully made anxiety attack? If you’re into first-time movie reactions, classic film deep dives, and honest, unfiltered discussion — welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Previous Episode:The Godfather Part III 👉https://youtu.be/4M5v7l0xw7k ▶️ YouTube: Confessions of a Film Poser📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer🎵 TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms

    28 min
  5. The Godfather Part 3 (1990) : First Time Watch & Review

    May 2

    The Godfather Part 3 (1990) : First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and The Godfather Part III might be the one everyone warned us about. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally watch The Godfather Part III (1990) for the very first time. This one comes with baggage. After the rise… and the fall… this chapter feels different. More reflective. More conflicted. Less about building power-and more about trying to escape it. From Michael Corleone chasing redemption to the next generation stepping into the spotlight, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely surprised us, and whether this Francis Ford Coppola finale deserves its reputation… or its criticism. Is The Godfather Part III really the weak link in one of the greatest trilogies ever made…or has it been misunderstood this whole time? If you’re into first-time movie reactions, classic film deep dives, and honest, unfiltered takes… you’re in the right place. Welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Before this episode, we finally watched The Godfather Part II… 👉https://youtu.be/zcFWC-n0ijs ▶️ YouTube: Confessions of a Film Poser📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com📸 Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer🎵 TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer🎧 Listen on all major podcast platforms: Spotify • Apple Podcasts

    35 min
  6. The Godfather Part 2 (1974) : First Time Watch & Review

    Apr 23

    The Godfather Part 2 (1974) : First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and The Godfather Part II finally called us out. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we watch The Godfather Part II (1974) for the very first time- and this isn’t just a sequel… it’s a full evolution of the story. Everyone talks about how rare it is for a sequel to rival - or even surpass - the original… but nothing prepares you for how cold this film gets. It doesn’t feel like a continuation- it feels like watching power isolate a man in real time. From Michael Corleone tightening his grip on the family to the rise of a young Vito Corleone, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely caught us off guard, and whether this Francis Ford Coppola masterpiece lives up to its reputation as one of the greatest films ever made. Is The Godfather Part II really the greatest sequel of all time… or just a colder, slower chapter living off the legacy of the first? If you’re into first-time movie reactions, classic film deep dives, and honest, unfiltered takes… you’re in the right place. Welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Before this episode, we finally watched Mean Streets… 👉 https://youtu.be/zcFWC-n0ijs ▶️ YouTube: Confessions of a Film Poser 📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com 📸 Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer 🎵 TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer 🎧 Listen on all major podcast platforms: Spotify • Apple Podcasts

    35 min
  7. The Godfather (1972) : First Time Watch & Review

    Apr 18

    The Godfather (1972) : First Time Watch & Review

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and The Godfather finally called us out. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we watch The Godfather (1972) and it was Vince's very first time! Everyone talks about how iconic this movie is… but nothing prepares you for how deep it actually goes. It doesn’t feel like a movie — it feels like you’re watching power, family, and loyalty unfold in real time… with no escape. From Michael Corleone’s transformation to the quiet, commanding presence of Vito Corleone, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely caught us off guard, and whether this Francis Ford Coppola masterpiece lives up to its reputation as one of the greatest films ever made. Is The Godfather really the gold standard for crime films… or just a classic everyone feels obligated to love? If you’re into first-time movie reactions, classic film deep dives, and honest, unfiltered takes… you’re in the right place. Welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Before this episode, we finally watched Mean Streets… 👉  https://youtu.be/zcFWC-n0ijs YouTube: ▶️ Confessions of a Film Poser 📧 Email: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposer TikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer 🎧 Listen on all major podcast platforms: Spotify • Apple Podcasts

    38 min
  8. Mean Streets (1973) | First Time Watch

    Apr 11

    Mean Streets (1973) | First Time Watch

    Confession: We’ve been faking it… and Mean Streets finally called us out. In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we watch Mean Streets (1973) for the very first time - and yeah… we were not ready for this. Everyone talks about Martin Scorsese’s later classics but this is where it all starts. And it doesn’t feel like a movie… it feels like you’re dropped into the middle of someone else’s life, with no way out. From Harvey Keitel’s quiet moral unraveling to Robert De Niro’s unpredictable, explosive presence, we break down our raw first-time reaction, the moments that genuinely caught us off guard, and whether this film actually lives up to its reputation as a foundational crime classic. Is Mean Streets just a stepping stone to bigger Scorsese films… or is this the one that hits the hardest? Let’s just say this did not go how we expected. If you’re into first-time movie reactions, classic film deep dives, and honest, unfiltered takes… you’re in the right place. Welcome to the Poser Movie Club. 🎬 Before this episode, we finally watched Thief (1981)…👉 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thLjdGb5zJ4⁠ YouTube: ▶️ Confessions of a Film PoserEmail: ⁠confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.com⁠Instagram: @confessionsofafilmposerTikTok: @confessionsofafilmposer Listen on all major podcast platforms: Spotify • Apple Podcasts

    30 min
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Two film fans. One cinematic blind spot. Confessions of a Film Poser is a movie reaction and review podcast focused on first-time watches of classic films and cult favorites. We’re lifelong movie lovers who somehow missed some of the most iconic films in cinema history. Each week, we finally watch a legendary movie and share our honest reactions, analysis, and reviews. From Casablanca to Cobra and everything in between, we rediscover the films that shaped cinema — one confession at a time. 👉 Subscribe if you’ve ever thought, “Wait… I’ve never seen that either.”

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