Movie Cruise

Cruise Podcast

It's about movies, it's about Tom Cruise, it's also about none of these things.

Episodes

  1. Mar 20

    11 - Far and Away

    Episode 11 – Far and Away In Far and Away, Ron Howard loads up the wagon with Irish accents straight out of a Lucky Charms box. Tom Cruise’s Joseph Donnelly flees a torched Irish tenancy and a half-baked murder plot to chase free land in America, while Shannon Christie (Nicole Kidman) trades aristocratic boredom for adventure, staking her entire future on a tragically doomed set of spoons. In this episode of Movie Cruise, we discuss Joseph’s dad briefly climbing out of his grave just to declare his son “an odd boy,” and we look at how bare-knuckle boxing was a lot easier when nobody bothered to dodge a punch. We break down the Oklahoma land rush as a full-contact demolition derby, salute the brave idiot on the penny-farthing, and confirm that the best way to get a horse’s respect is apparently to punch it in the mouth. But most importantly: can someone please just tell Tom Cruise that they like his hat? Next port of call: A Few Good Men.

    1h 17m

  2. Feb 19

    10 - Days of Thunder

    Tom Cruise hits the oval as Cole Trickle, a cocky Nascar rookie who can’t explain a carburetor but absolutely believes he should win Daytona. In Days of Thunder, he trades paint with a psycho rival, survives a pileup of concussions and clichés, and still crosses the finish line a champion. Ready yourself for Top Gun on wheels. In this episode of Movie Cruise, we talk about Tony Scott shooting an action reel while Robert Towne keeps shoving in drama, leaving a movie that’s somehow both loud and boring. We hit on Tom’s total ignorance of how cars work, the prank “arrest” that turns into a strip show, and the unsettling floral invasion where he fills Nicole Kidman’s apartment with roses. Mostly, though, we realize that everything unbelievable, deranged, and unlikely in this movie has actually happened in Nascar. Next port of call: Far and Away.

    52 min

  3. 12/02/2025

    08 - Rain Man

    Episode 08 - Rain Man Tom Cruise dials his inner jerk to 11 as Charlie Babbitt, a slick L.A. hustler who discovers his long-lost brother is an autistic savant and, more importantly, the one who actually got the inheritance (but Charlie definitely got the rose bushes). Their cross-country odyssey is a quest to answer the big questions: Who’s actually on first? How many minutes till Wapner? And is Vern really Raymond’s main man? In this episode of Movie Cruise, we talk about Cruise evolving into a real actor, weaponizing his douchebag persona so effectively that plenty of viewers still can’t stand Charlie (or Cruise). We run through Raymond’s “Rain Mannerisms” (“‘Course’”, “Definitely,” “Uh oh,” “I’m an excellent driver”), Qantas’s terrifyingly good safety record, and why Charlie keeps making his girlfriend wait in the car. We also unpack that deeply weird elevator kiss in Vegas and debut our new favorite shutdown: “Okay, Rain Man.” Next port of call: Born on the 4th of July.

    1h 9m

  4. 11/12/2025

    07 - Cocktail

    Episode 7 - Cocktail Tom Cruise becomes the flashiest bartender in Manhattan — at least by TGI Fridays standards — flipping bottles, chasing dreams, and taking his act all the way to Jamaica and back. In the film that made “Kokomo” a hit and accomplished little else, Cruise and his mentor trade shots over what it means to be successful, and over the women who get caught in the mix. We talk flugelbinder lore (and yes, it runs deep), the ambling plot, and whether this movie works better as a comedy, a drama, or an extended Sandals commercial. For those short on time, John pinpoints the exact moment everything goes up in flames — right around 52:28. Enjoy our discussion of the movie that Tom Cruise touted as “not a crowning jewel” in his career. Next port of call: Rain Man.

    1h 7m

  5. 10/27/2025

    06 - The Color of Money

    Episode 6 – The Color of Money When Tom Cruise swaps fighter jets for pool cues, he somehow makes the world of underground hustling look like one long hissy fit. In this episode of Movie Cruise, John and Marty rack 'em up for The Color of Money - Martin Scorsese's slick sports drama where Cruise plays a flaky, petulant pool prodigy dragged along the road to stardom by his teetering mentor, Fast Eddie (Paul Newman). We talk about the film’s almost-French production history, the bewildering world of high-stakes sports-betting, and how Fast Eddie stakes his whole life on the hustle, until he himself is hustled — and the (pool) tables are turned. It’s a story of mentorship, manipulation, and raw ambition, told through a cloud of chalk dust. Next port of call: Cocktail

    1h 8m

  6. 10/15/2025

    05 - Top Gun

    Episode 5 – Top Gun Tom Cruise takes to the skies – and the showers – in one of the most aggressively bathroom-oriented action movies ever made. In this episode of Movie Cruise, John and Marty strap in for Top Gun – a sweat-soaked ode to American bravado where Cruise flirts, flies, and flexes his way through Navy flight school. We talk about the movie’s obsession with showers, the unintentionally hilarious volleyball scene, and the absence of any real villain beyond a few inanimate Soviet MiGs. Marty isn’t impressed, John thinks it’s fine, and together we try to make sense of all the steam, sweat, and tears stitched together into this montage of 1980s patriotism. Next port of call: The Color of Money.

    1h 15m

  7. 09/30/2025

    04 - Legend

    You’ve got Tim Curry as a horned demon plotting to murder unicorns, and Tom Cruise as a glittery wood elf. What could go wrong? In this episode of Movie Cruise, John and Marty wade into Legend — a pollen-infused, cottagecore fever dream where Tom Cruise battles goblins and swamp hags in an epic showdown between light and darkness. We talk about the movie’s ambitious grab-bag of fairy tales, from fairies and elves to unicorns, the ever-present dust, the unnecessary rhyming dialogue, and the Tangerine Dream soundtrack that turns the whole thing into a surreal haze. It’s a tale full of 1980s cocaine and fury, signifying nothing. Next stop on the cruise: Top Gun

    50 min

  8. 09/23/2025

    03 - All the Right Moves

    What happens when your entire future depends on your football scholarship, and your coach doesn't have your interests at heart? In this episode of Movie Cruise, John and Marty break down All the Right Moves, where Tom Cruise plays a high school player caught between the gridiron and a shot at something bigger. We dig into the movie’s gritty coming-of-age vibe, the way ambition collides with small-town pressure, and why the ending might have been stronger without redeeming the coach. Along the way, we experiment with “Wine Corner” (a short-lived segment) and map the movie onto Joseph Campbell’s Hero’s Journey — a pedantic detour we’ll soon leave behind. Still, this one feels like our own “Belly of the Whale.” Next port of call: Legend.

    1h 21m

  9. 09/15/2025

    02 - Risky Business

    What happens when you don’t set the parking brake on your dad’s Porsche? Or when you accidentally turn your family home into a brothel? In this episode of Movie Cruise, John and Marty dive into Tom Cruise’s breakout role in Risky Business — a movie about sex, college applications, and the awkward leap from childhood to adulthood. We talk about the movie’s surprising depth compared to Losin’ It, the symbolism of Joel’s ever-present glasses, and the unforgettable moment when Joel’s dad complains about a “preponderance of bass.” From equalizers to existentialism, we explore how Cruise balances comedy, style, and rebellion — and why this movie cemented him as a star.

    1h 3m

  10. 09/08/2025

    01 - Losin It

    On this episode we delve into Tom's debut movie Losin it. Spoiler, we don't like it. But this isn't a weekend cruise we're here for the long haul! Keywords Losing It, Tom Cruise, 1980s movies, character analysis, Tijuana, masculinity, psychological themes, film review, movie trivia, comedy

    47 min

  11. 09/08/2025

    00 - Let's get this cruise underway

    In this episode of movie cruise we still don't know why we're doing a podcast about Tom Cruise movies and we ponder what we've been doing with our lives over the last 8 years. --- Tom Cruise, Movie Review, Podcast, Film Analysis, Movie Cruise, Filmography, Cinema, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Movie Discussion

    26 min
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It's about movies, it's about Tom Cruise, it's also about none of these things.

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  • Creator
    Cruise Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Cruise Podcast
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    Movie Cruise