The Two-minute Wind-down

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Still wound up from today’s Niners game? Take a deep breath, don't stress, and decompress at The Two-Minute Wind-down.

  1. JAN 18

    The Game That Ended The 2025-2026 Season (49ers @ Seahawks | L 6-41)

    We close out this season with a rough loss to the Seahawks in the Divisional Round, but also with a storybook season that includes new players, gritty wins, and lots of hope to carry us into the offseason. Join us for this last Two-minute Wind-down of the 2025-2026 season of 49ers football and thank you for a great season, Niners! 49ers @ Seahawks Wind-down | Saturday, January 17, 2026 | Final Score: 6-41

    2 min

  2. JAN 12

    The Wildcard Game Where Jauan Threw A TD Pass To CMC (49ers @ Eagles | W 23-19)

    I didn't believe! Then I could not believe! And now I believe again! The Niners take down the Eagles in this week's wildcard matchup and I need at least a nap before this Saturday's rematch against the Seahawks. Get some rest with this week's Two-minute Wind-down. 49ers v. Eagles Wind-down | Sunday, January 11, 2026 | Final score: 23-19

    2 min

  3. JAN 4

    The Game Where We Lost The Number One Seed (49ers v. Seahawks | L 3-13)

    Welp, we’re playoff bound. With no remaining players. Whee. As the Niners crank up that hyperbaric chamber Fred Warner's been recovering in, join us as we stare blankly into the void in this week’s Two-Minute Wind-down. 49ers v. Seahawks Wind-down | Saturday, January 3, 2026 | Final score: 3-13 :(

    2 min

  4. 12/29/2025

    The Game That Came Down To The Last Four Seconds (49ers vs. Bears | W 42-38)

    It was 40-ish degrees at Levi's Stadium, but no one was as cold as the Niners' defense in the last four seconds of this game. If this thrilling shootout left you tired and weary, unwind with this week's Two-minute Wind-down. 49ers vs. Bears Wind-down | Sunday, December 28, 2025 | Final Score: 42-38

    2 min

  5. 12/23/2025

    The Game Where Brock Purdy Threw 5 TDs (49ers vs. Colts | W 48-27)

    Christmas week kicked off with a huge Niners win over the Colts, where Dee Winters’ pick-six quickly put us in the holiday spirit, and the sound Eddy Pinero’s 64-yard crossbar kick (it’d be good from 63!) rang in this week’s celebrations. Gratitude and cheer imbue this week’s Two-Minute Wind-down. 49ers v. Colts Wind-down | Monday, December 22, 2025 | Final Score: 48-27

    3 min

  6. 12/15/2025

    The Game Where Kittle Got To Do More Stuff (49ers v. Titans | W 37-24)

    If you've been Christmas shopping and have been looking for a colander that allows stuff to pass through with incredible ease, look no further than the Niners defense on December 14th, 2025! With your holiday shopping complete and a triumphant Niners win, strain out any residual tension from this game in this week's Two-minute Wind-down. 49ers @ Titans Wind-down | Sunday, December 14, 2025 | Final Score: 37-24

    3 min

  7. 12/01/2025

    The Game With Skyy Moore's 66-yard Punt Return (49ers @ Browns | Sunday, November 30, 2025 | W)

    Maybe you almost felt the windchill through your TV screen as the Niners beat the Browns on this cold day in Cleveland. Find your fuzziest blanket and curl up to this week’s Two-minute Wind-down. 49ers @ Browns Wind-down | Sunday, November 30, 2025 | Final Score: 26-8

    2 min

  8. 11/25/2025

    The Game Where Jauan Was Totally Justified (49ers v. Panthers | Monday, November 24, 2025 | W)

    3 INTs, 1 fumble, and 1 post-game scuffle lead us to a rough-around-the-edges win against CMC's former team. Wind down on the way to Turkey Day in this week's Two-minute Wind-down. 49ers v. Panthers Wind-down | Monday, November 24, 2025 | Final Score: 20-9

    2 min
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Still wound up from today’s Niners game? Take a deep breath, don't stress, and decompress at The Two-Minute Wind-down.

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  • Creator
    Bad Strategist
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    19
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