C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast

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Reporting the miniature table top wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real... maybe... possibly... maybe a little.

  1. 1d ago

    The Pre-Order Panic Edition

    The Miniature Misinformer Episode 23 is here! This week we’re diving into the biggest tabletop wargaming news, rumours, scandals, and absurd fake headlines from across the hobby. We cover the launch of Warhammer 40,000 11th Edition pre-orders, Games Workshop news, Age of Sigmar, BattleTech, Star Wars Legion, Infinity, Malifaux, painting tips, hobby collecting, pile of shame struggles, and more—all mixed with satire and half questionable community jokes. Can you spot which stories are real and which are completely made up? Whether you’re a Warhammer 40K player, miniature painter, tabletop gamer, collector, or hobby enthusiast, The Miniature Misinformer delivers a unique blend of hobby news, comedy, fake advertisements, community commentary, and wargaming culture every episode. In This Episode: Warhammer 40,000 11th Edition Pre-Orders Games Workshop News & Rumors Age of Sigmar Community Watch BattleTech Highlights Star Wars Legion & Infinity Updates Hobby Scandals Brush Tips Nobody Asked For Fake Hobby Advertisements Fake FAQs Wargaming Predictions Subscribe for tabletop gaming content, miniature paintingadvice, hobby psychology, Warhammer 40K discussions, and satirical wargamingnews.    Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD fromPixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic fromPixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios fromPixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams fromPixabay Tenefo - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

    13 min

  2. May 29

    Games Workshop Just Became Netflix (And Nobody Asked For That)

    Games Workshop just became a multimedia empire and nobody asked for that. Episode 22 covers Skulls 2026's avalanche of video game announcements (Boltgun 2, Darktide Skitarii, Chaos Gate Deathwatch, and a gaming chair with detachable scripture), Para Bellum dropping four cavalry kits in one week across Sorcerer Kings, Weaver Courts, and the skeleton army that still doesn't have legal paperwork, plus 11th Edition faction focus fatigue, dice jail overcrowding, and a haunted box of Tactical Space Marines in Ontario. Roll a D6. Collect your fate. Thin your paints. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Kids halloween music jingle - Sound Effect by Tomáš Herudek from Pixabay 076456_2d6 rolling dice - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

    16 min

  3. May 15

    They Announced 61 New Miniatures and My Wallet Just Filed a Police Report Ep. 21

    Games Workshop dropped 61 new miniatures in the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition Armageddon box — and your wallet won’t survive. This week on The Miniature Misinformer, we break down everything in the new Armageddon launch box (Space Marines, Orks, lore books, and the quiet financial devastation), the Kill Team: Terror on Devlan sellout that lasted approximately three heartbeats, and Duncan Rhodes' mysterious new company Death Reaper Games that has the entire hobby community in a conspiracy spiral. We also cover Para Bellum's Old Dominion Dark Power mechanics, the combo-heavy Weaver Courts starter, Kingdom Death's latest legally-questionable release, and Corvus Belli's ITS Season 17 tournament pack. Plus: fake ads, painting tips nobody asked for, and predictions that are statistically more accurate than Games Workshop's stock estimates. For hobbyists, painters, lore addicts, and anyone whose Pile of Shame is definitely an investment portfolio. Subscribe for weekly tabletop news, hobby takes, and financial regret. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Main Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from Pixabay

    18 min

  4. May 1

    Games Workshop Is Running A Social Experiment On You — And You're Paying For It

    Episode 20 of C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast is here — and we're covering the hobby story nobody saw coming. A Warhammer player finished an entire army before buying a new one. Scientists are baffled. His family says he "seemed fine." We investigate. Also this week: 🎲 Is Games Workshop running a psychological experiment on your wallet — and winning? 🖌️ The 47th time someone said "I just need one more brush" 🍁 A Canadian hobby group replaced dice penalties with maple syrup (nobody survived turn 3) 📦 Armageddon Guard, Jump Pack Chaplains, Trench Crusade's Leper-Pilgrims & more real hobby news 🔮 Your miniature horoscope — legally not advice Whether you're a painter, a collector, or someone who calls their backlog a "future investment portfolio" —this one's for you.   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Airbrush and compressor - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Synth Envelope Follower Effect - Sound Effect from Pixabay

    18 min

  5. Apr 17

    They Said They Were Done. They Lied. (Warhammer's Back and So Is Everyone Else)

    They said they were done. They lied. In Episode 019, we document the mass return of Warhammer content creators after the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition announcement — plus the new terrain-based objectives, the Hidden rule, a Warhammer 40,000 Musical that may or may not be an April Fool's joke,Age of Sigmar's 2026 Battlescroll update, BattleTech new wave, Corvus Belli Infinity expansion news, and a Hobby Confessions segment that will make you feel deeply seen. Weekly comedy for tabletop miniature hobbyists, Warhammer fans, and painters who own too much grey plastic.   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Techology Intro (Short Version) - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay

    16 min

  6. Apr 4

    They Announced 11th Edition Before I Finished 9th

    Warhammer just announced 11th Edition — and yes, your pile of shame is already judging you. In Episode 18 of C7 Hobby News, we break down everything that dropped at AdeptiCon: 11th Edition's return to Blood Angels vs Orks, Commissar Yarrick's latest refusal to stay dead, new Astra Militarum vehicles, Kill Team's Red Terror, Age of Sigmar's walking Cogforts, and a Marvel Crisis Protocol release roadmap that extends into 2027 (and possibly beyond). We also cover the final release of Infinity's Caledonian Highlanders, new Warcrow reveals, and one hobbyist who reportedly finished an entire army — authorities remain suspicious. Plus: Brush Tips Nobody Asked For, One-Star Hobby Reviews, and fake ads for products you didn't know you needed. Equal parts hobby news, comedy, and a gentle reminder that buying the kit is not the same as painting the kit. Keywords: Warhammer 40k11th Edition, AdeptiCon 2025, Kill Team, Age of Sigmar, Horus Heresy, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Infinity N4, Warcrow, hobby news, miniature painting, tabletop gaming podcast   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Huge Hit Logo - Sound Effect by Alex_Kizenkov from Pixabay Level Failed - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

    15 min

  7. Mar 20

    Balance Patches & Paint Rebrands

    Games Workshop renamed Citadel Colour to Warhammer Colour. Nobody is calm about it. The 40K balance dataslate dropped and made every faction equally miserable. This week: the rebrand nobody asked for, a balance patch nobody enjoyed, Hot Take Roulette, unsolicited brush tips, and fabricated GW news that's somehow more believable than the real thing. Miniature Misinformer is the satirical tabletop wargaming podcast covering Games Workshop, Warhammer 40K, Age ofSigmar, Blood & Plunder, Konflikt '47, and the wider miniatures hobby — deadpan delivery, fake ads, and zero journalistic integrity. New episodes every two weeks. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Wheel Spin Click Slow Down - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

    23 min

  8. Mar 6

    Missing Hellions & Misprinted Mayhem

    This week on C7 Hobbies, we break down the Maelstrom Battleforce controversy in Warhammer 40, including the Drukhari boxes missing Hellions and Games Workshop’s refund response. Is it a simple logistics error—or part of a bigger conversation about premium pricing and quality control? We also cover Atomic Mass Games prioritizing Star Wars: Legion and Marvel: Crisis Protocol, while Star Wars: Shatterpoint moves to a slower development cadence. What does that mean for the community? Plus: • New miniatures for Blood & Plunder • Games Workshop’s ongoing Battleforce and narrative box strategy • Brush Tips Nobody Asked For • “Guess That Rulebook” – where every tabletop game sounds equallyabsurd • Predictions for the next wave of hobby chaos If you love Warhammer 40K, miniature painting, tabletop wargaming news, and honest (but funny) hobby commentary, this episode delivers sharp takes without the doom. Because sometimes the real Chaos… is packaging logistics.   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Gain Logo4 - Sound Effect by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay And the correct answer it - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

    20 min
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