None of My Business

The Ringer
  • 4.4 (28)
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Because we all love hearing about things that are none of our business. Each Monday, author/comedian Sophia Benoit and her co-host, Kelsey June Jensen tell YOUR juiciest relationship and sex stories (anonymously, of course). The only catch is: We're bringing on our favorite funny people to do so. Reach out to us at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com if you want to submit your stories. Follow us on IG: None of My Business (@noneofmybusiness.pod)Follow us on TikTok: TikTok Subscribe on YouTube: youtube.com/@NoneOfMyBusinessPod

  1. 4D AGO

    "Stuck in the Mud" With Tyler Bender

    Get ready, we’re going to ShipRocked. This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome Tyler Bender, the hilarious comedian and host of ‘Tyler’s Kitschen’! Tyler is reading as Lindsey*, a cool 35-year-old divorcèe who tells us all about her toxic first husband. Join in to hear tales that include a cruise ship hookup, a best friend betrayal, and the most cursed proposal you could ever imagine. *Not Lindsey’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:28: Our guest: Tyler Bender1:41: Unhinged social media comments05:34: Our business: “Lindsey”08:58: First Things First: “We f****d all the time”21:28: The One Who Got Away: “He refers to me as his ‘white whale’”32:03: Worst Ex: “He was up past his waist in mud”56:03: Best I Ever Had: “I love a choking situation”58:49: Current Situation: “The Separation Squad” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Tyler on IG and TikTok!https://www.instagram.com/tylerbenderr/https://www.tiktok.com/@tyler.benderr Watch ‘Tyler’s Kitschen’ on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@tylerbenderr Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Tyler BenderSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECTInstagram: ⁠http://instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.podTikTok: ⁠http://tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.podSophia's Twitter: ⁠http://x.com/1followernodadSophia's Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/sgbenoit/?hl=enKelsey's TikTok: ⁠http://tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensenKelsey's Instagram: ⁠http://instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 7m

  2. MAR 24

    "Funniest One at the Gang Bang" With Justin Sayles

    When planning group sex, don’t forget the snacks. This week, Sophia and Kelsey are welcoming a very special guest: our producer, Justin Sayles! He gives us a glimpse at life behind the scenes of NOMB before reading as Natalie*, a free spirit who loves the single life and has never had her heart broken. She shares stories about dating men in open relationships, getting the ick from driving barefoot, and one fully clothed guy at a sex party. Tune in for a wild one! *Not Natalie’s real name, but definitely her real stories. Today’s episode includes … 00:25: Our guest: Justin Sayles02:24: Debriefing with your partner about everyone’s business07:54: Our business: “Natalie”13:11: First Things First: “She’s a home-wrecker”17:20: Worst Ex: “Can I disarm?”26:55: Best I Ever Had: “I have five married boyfriends”37:04: Three’s Company: “Are you ready to eat p***y?”43:34: Crazy Train: “A spontaneous gang bang”58:27: F**k-It List: “I just say things, and they seem to happen” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Justin SaylesSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECTInstagram: http://⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod TikTok: http://⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod Sophia's Twitter: http://⁠x.com/1followernodad Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠Kelsey's TikTok: http://⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen Kelsey's Instagram: http://⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 17m

  3. MAR 16

    "The Romantic Boner" With Kevin T. Porter

    Is it ever a good idea to tell your partner you're no longer attracted to them? This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious Kevin T. Porter, host of the podcast ‘Good Christian Fun’ and proud owner of a middle initial. He’ll be reading as Haven*, who, upon leaving a religious cult, was ready to explore sex without restrictions. Listen up to hear stories about Harry Potter fanfic, dripping wax, and experimenting with your best friend. *Not Haven’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:25: Our guest: Kevin T. Porter 01:23: Hearing juicy gossip in church 14:39: Our business: “Haven” 18:22: First Things First: “We met in Bible college” 24:04: First Comes Marriage: “Sometimes things end” 47:37: The One Who Got Away: “We’d need to get married immediately” 50:17: Worst Ex: “11:55 p.m. on New Year’s Eve” 57:08: Best I Ever Had: “I just explored myself so much” 1:04:57: F**k-It List: “Choking on a dildo” 1:11:02: Status Update: “We have found our groove” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Kevin on IG and X! https://www.instagram.com/kevintporter/ https://x.com/KevinTPorter Listen to Kevin’s podcast, ‘Good Christian Fun’ https://open.spotify.com/show/43wOhCblFrUFHTyRb089AJ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Kevin T. Porter Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 21m

  4. MAR 9

    "Fantasizing About My Wife" With Brett Dodenhoff

    What happens when your spouse suddenly loses interest in sex? This week, the hilarious Brett Dodenhoff, cohost of the new podcast ‘Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad,’ joins Sophia and Kelsey to talk about his late father’s sex memoir. He then reads as Frank*, a 58-year-old doctor who we can confidently diagnose as a wife guy. Listen in to hear his tales of horny orchestra students, sex after stitches, and encountering midlife asexuality. *Not Frank’s real name, but definitely his real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:26: Our guest: Brett Dodenhoff 07:13: The ineffective no-hookup rule 12:40: Our business: “Frank” 14:49: First Things First: “The violinist came on to me” 21:08: The One Who Got Away: “A fabulous, tumultuous month” 27:43: Cheater, Cheater: “The sex started disappearing” 42:50: Best I Ever Had: “I just about died” 46:09: Status Update: “Remember our old lives?” 54:47: F**k-It List: “The embarrassed guy in the threesome” 57:49: Parting Shots: “It would open things up for me” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Brett on TikTok, IG, YouTube! https://www.tiktok.com/@brettthelorax?lang=en https://www.instagram.com/brettthelorax/ https://www.youtube.com/@Brett.Dodenhoff Listen Brett’s podcast, ‘Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad’ https://open.spotify.com/show/5RpohVgue0LFE11mXioDr7 Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Brett Dodenhoff Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 9m

  5. MAR 2

    "Can You Die From Good Sex?" With Annapurna Sriram

    It’s time to enter the sex dungeon. This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the amazing Annapurna Sriram: writer, director, and star of the new movie ‘Fucktoys’! She offers her insight as a trained dominatrix as she reads as Kyra*, an adventurous Jesus camp alum who’s a cunnilingus expert and has hooked up with celebs. Get ready to be serenaded by a pan flute and tune in. *Not Kyra’s real name, but definitely her real stories. Today’s episode includes … 00:25: Our guest: Annapurna Sriram 08:22: The eroticism of Irish dance 15:15: Our business: “Kyra” 18:16: First Things First: “Vaginas are intimidating” 25:16: Cheater, Cheater: “He was scrambling and lying” 51:06: The One Who Got Away: “I’ve seen a lot of dicks” 54:55: F**k-It List: “Big Luke and Little Luke” 59:05: Best I Ever Had: “He still has my underwear” 1:07:19: Status Update: “We ran out of condoms” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Annapurna and ‘Fucktoys’ on IG! https://www.instagram.com/missannapurna/ https://www.instagram.com/fucktoysthemovie/ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Annapurna Sriram Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 33m

  6. FEB 23

    "The Roster" With Sydney Kane

    "The Roster" With Sydney Kane In which we learn about the world of “dollification.” It’s the last week of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the great Sydney Kane: actor, singer, and creator of the musical comedy special ‘Wife Material.’ Sydney will be reading as Stella*, a 44-year-old research queen with an impressively organized sex life (complete with incredible nicknames for all her regular hookups). Tune in to hear tales of red rooms and iPad cheating from this hilarious sexpert. *Not Stella’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:18: Our guest: Sydney Kane00:41: The woes of situationships18:33: Our business: “Stella”21:35: First Things First: “Varsity-level stuff”25:12: Best I Ever Had: “Country Boy Toy”32:18: Worst Ex: “I was dick-matized”41:28: The One Who Got Away: “He matched my freak”51:17: Places and Spaces: “We met between acts”52:52: Red Flags: “It almost felt performative”54:48: Circling Back: “He went to Sephora”59:58: Status Update: “Monetize my horniness” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at ⁠noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com⁠. Follow Sydney on IG and TikTok! ⁠https://www.instagram.com/sydneymorgankane/⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@sydneymorgankane⁠ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Sydney KaneSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠⁠⁠⁠. CONNECTInstagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ ⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠ ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠⁠⁠⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠ ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 10m

  7. FEB 16

    "Twin Town" With Avery McClure

    We’re heading to the horniest department store in town. It’s another edition of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious actor and comedian Avery McClure! Avery will be reading as Christy*, a 45-year-old mom whose stories include diapers, peacocks, and hooking up with coworkers (and their brothers). Find a comfy hay bale and tune in to a fun one. *Not Christy’s real name, but definitely her real stories. Today’s episode includes … 00:21: Our guest: Avery McClure 01:30: Being in love with your friends 13:19: Our business: “Christy” 16:05: First Things First: “Finally!” 18:40: Best I Ever Had: ”An unexpected threesome” 23:00: Worst Ex: “My other girlfriend” 30:39: The One Who Got Away: “He lived by a zoo” 36:24: Craziest Sex: “We called him Hot Jack” 38:57: Deal-Breakers: “He started talking baby talk” 43:25: Worst First Date: “Luckily, we drove two cars” 47:25: Do It Again?: “She looked like Baby Spice” 51:37: F**k-It List: “I’m terrified” 54:36: Status Update: “He just washed my car” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com. Follow Avery on IG and TikTok! https://www.instagram.com/averymcclure0 https://www.tiktok.com/@averymcclure0 Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen Guest: Avery McClure Supervising producer: Justin Sayles Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle Video editing and production: Kayla Talley Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris Motion design: Skull Closet Studio Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠. CONNECT Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠ Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 6m

  8. FEB 9

    "Five Days in a Dog Crate" With Mackinlee Waddell

    Genuine question: Can you invite people to an orgy on Partiful?Freaky February continues with the great actor and comedian Mackinlee Waddell, who tells Sophia and Kelsey about her experience getting divorced before role-playing as Briauna.* Jump in to hear juicy stories about hookups in Iceland, surprise fisting, and finding your partner’s Bumble account.*Briauna is not her real name, but these are definitely her real stories. (And yes, the spelling is discussed.)Today’s episode includes …00:23: Our guest: Mackinlee Waddell00:39: Mackinlee opens up about her divorce17:05: Our business: “Briauna”21:08: Best I Ever Had: “I didn’t know I could do that”28:36: Worst Ex: ”This kid called me ‘stepmom’”36:15: The One Who Got Away: “It had to come to an end”42:52: Deal-Breakers: “Your brain is still forming”46:59: Never Again: “That was a little much”51:33: This One Time When…: “He went off the deep end”56:01: Status Update: “We’re gonna make it exclusive”If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com.Follow Mackinlee on IG!https://www.instagram.com/mackinleewHosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Mackinlee WaddellSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.CONNECTInstagram: ⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    1h 2m
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Because we all love hearing about things that are none of our business. Each Monday, author/comedian Sophia Benoit and her co-host, Kelsey June Jensen tell YOUR juiciest relationship and sex stories (anonymously, of course). The only catch is: We're bringing on our favorite funny people to do so. Reach out to us at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com if you want to submit your stories. Follow us on IG: None of My Business (@noneofmybusiness.pod)Follow us on TikTok: TikTok Subscribe on YouTube: youtube.com/@NoneOfMyBusinessPod

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  • Creator
    The Ringer
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    None of My Business

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