You Don’t Know You’re Born

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iPads! Smartspeakers! Fortnite! Kids these days don't know they're born! Join Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman every week as they get together to vent, laugh, and prove just how much their kids don’t know they’re born! Get in touch with the podcast via email at hello@dontknowpod.com or message on socials at @dontknowpodcast

  1. 3h ago

    Have You EVER Regretted Having Kids?

    Have you EVER regretted being a parent? Even just for five minutes? This week on You Don't Know You're Born, Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Nige are answering YOUR parenting questions — and some of them are more controversial than others! Would you tell your child if they were rubbish at something? Is it ever acceptable to dislike someone else's child? Have you ever lied about your child's age to save money? And the big one… have you ever regretted becoming a parent? From the pressure of children's hobbies and the heartbreak of watching your little ones lose confidence, to family holidays, expensive days out and the things parents secretly miss about life before kids, nothing is off limits. Plus, Acting Up returns! This week, the gang tackle a parent's dilemma about a nine-year-old who wants to try every hobby going… only to quit three weeks later. How much is too much when it comes to keeping the kids happy? We want to hear from YOU! Have you ever had a moment where you've questioned parenthood? Would you tell your child they're not very good at something? Let us know in the comments! Got a parenting dilemma or a question for the gang? Send us a DM and you could feature in a future episode. Follow us on social media: @dontknowpod Visit: https://dontknowpod.com Subscribe for new episodes of You Don't Know You're Born with Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Nigel. #YouDontKnowYoureBorn #DannyMiller #BrookeVincent #ParentingPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  2. Oct 29

    Has Halloween Gone TOO FAR?!

    Has Halloween gone too far? 🎃 This week on You Don't Know You're Born, Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman get stuck into the madness of Halloween as parents. From expensive costumes and trick-or-treating rules to pumpkin picking, Halloween parties and the latest obsession with boo baskets, are we all doing a bit too much? Brooke reveals how she accidentally tried to verify her Instagram account while dressed as a skeleton, the gang debate whether pumpkin picking is actually worth the money, and nobody can quite get their head around boo baskets. Then, in this week's Acting Up, a listener has a problem with a grandparent who refuses to follow the rules. Too many sweets, late bedtimes and spoilt children — should grandparents respect the parents' wishes, or is spoiling the grandkids all part of the job? Expect plenty of parenting chaos, questionable advice and a few spectacularly derailed conversations. 💬 Tell us in the comments: Has Halloween gone too far? And should grandparents have to follow your parenting rules? 00:00 Welcome to our Halloween special 01:01 Scare parks and haunted houses 04:42 The unwritten rules of trick-or-treating 07:26 Halloween parenting mistakes 10:49 The Halloween farm business idea 11:36 Is pumpkin picking a waste of money? 14:14 Brooke's skeleton Instagram disaster 16:03 How Halloween costumes have changed 17:29 Planning a Halloween party for 12 kids 20:33 Why Brooke loves making memories 22:10 When is too early for Christmas? 25:35 What exactly is a boo basket? 27:44 Halloween finger dogs and party food 29:24 Acting Up: Grandparents ignoring the rules 37:48 Should grandparents be allowed to spoil kids? Subscribe for new episodes of You Don't Know You're Born every week. 🌐 Visit: https://dontknowpod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  3. Oct 22

    Football Mums, Dance Dads & The Pressure on Kids!

    Are we putting too much pressure on our kids? From football academies and dance competitions to gaming, packed schedules and the chaos of getting everyone out of the house, parenting has never felt busier! This week on You Don't Know You're Born, Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman tackle the world of children's hobbies and ask an important question: are we doing too much? Brooke opens up about the reality of juggling her boys' football commitments, the pressure surrounding football academies and whether children actually need more time to just be kids. Danny shares Albert's first experiences of football, his frustration with overenthusiastic dance parents and some hilarious memories of growing up with The Sims, MSN and Chatroulette. Plus, the gang discuss Roblox, screen time, childhood nostalgia and whether modern parents have forgotten what it's like to be a kid. And in this week's Acting Up, there's a parenting dilemma involving a brutally honest child who just can't stop embarrassing her parents! In this episode: - The pressure of children's football and dance - Brooke's hectic life as a football mum - Are parents pushing their children too hard? - Roblox, gaming and screen time - Danny's hilarious dance-parent rant - The chaos of getting kids ready - Acting Up: When kids say exactly what they're thinking Join the conversation: Do your children have too many activities, or do you think keeping them busy is a good thing? Let us know in the comments! Subscribe for new episodes of You Don't Know You're Born every Thursday. 00:00 Welcome to You Don't Know You're Born 01:25 Brooke's hectic life as a football mum 02:54 Are kids doing too many activities? 04:10 The Sims and childhood nostalgia 06:32 Are online games safe for kids? 10:26 Houseparty and lockdown memories 12:52 Danny's disastrous lockdown comedy show 15:33 Albert's first football session 17:01 The chaos of getting kids ready 19:23 Parenting, planning and organisation 24:01 Do parents want their kids to be famous? 25:01 Dance competitions and overenthusiastic parents 27:54 Brooke's sideline conversations 29:48 Acting Up: When kids are brutally honest 🌐 https://dontknowpod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  4. Oct 15

    School Run Tears, Escaping Toddlers & We're Back!

    We're back! And there's plenty to catch up on... Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman return for a brand-new series of You Don't Know You're Born, with school run tears, escaping toddlers and the usual parenting chaos. Danny reveals why dropping Albert off for his first day at school left him crying in the car, and shares the terrifying (and slightly hilarious) moment Albert managed to escape from the family campervan in search of his mates. Brooke chats about getting back into the school routine, bedtime battles and why dealing with other people's naughty children can really test your patience. There's also a new studio, a last-minute B&M shopping spree, some questionable parenting advice and the return of Acting Up, where the gang attempt to solve another parenting dilemma. What could possibly go wrong? From emotional milestones to the moments that make you question everything about being a parent, it's good to be back! Got a parenting dilemma for Acting Up? Get in touch and we might tackle it in a future episode. Follow the podcast and join Danny, Brooke and Wingman for more honest stories, laughs and the realities of raising kids. You Don't Know You're Born — because nobody really knows what they're doing! You Don't Know You're Born is a Listening Dog Media production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  5. Season 2 Trailer

    Season 2 Is Coming!

    You Don't Know You're Born is back for Season 2! Join Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Nige Clucas for a brand new episode every week, starting Thursday 15th October. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  6. Jul 23

    Schools Out For THE Summer!

    It's the Season 1 finale, and the gang are ringing in the summer... with chaos!! The heat and sunshine go to their heads as they battle through skitting each other and fits of laughter to discuss the end-of-term responsibilities of being a parent, how to fill the infinite time off on a budget, and take a trip down memory lane to the six weeks' holiday back when they were kids. Plus, they'll be putting their Emmerdale and Hollyoaks skills to good use as they dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at hello@dontknowpodcast.com, message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Schools Out For THE Summer!

  7. Jul 16

    Christine vs Sandra vs Cheryl at the School Gates...

    This week, Danny brings the topic of flexischooling his eldest, Albert, to the pod to get Brooke and Wingman's thoughts on the new approach to education that more parents are choosing. Is school essential for children's social skills and development, or can parents provide a bespoke educational plan tailored to their child's needs and interests? Plus, they'll be putting their Emmerdale and Hollyoaks skills to good use as they dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at hello@dontknowpodcast.com, message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Christine vs Sandra vs Cheryl at the School Gates...

  8. Jul 9

    Brooke's Got a George Formby...

    THE WHOLE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER! Yes, Danny, Brooke and Wingman are all back in the studio together, and this week they're discussing parenting and heatwaves as the country sizzles once again. They'll be chatting about everything from sold-out air conditioning units and paddling pools ruining your lawn to the summer foods every '90s British mum served up. And to celebrate the whole gang being back together, they'll be putting their Emmerdale and Hollyoaks skills to good use as they dish out some parenting wisdom in a World Cup-themed Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at hello@dontknowpodcast.com, message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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iPads! Smartspeakers! Fortnite! Kids these days don't know they're born! Join Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman every week as they get together to vent, laugh, and prove just how much their kids don’t know they’re born! Get in touch with the podcast via email at hello@dontknowpod.com or message on socials at @dontknowpodcast

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  • Creator
    Listening Dog Media
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    46
  • Rating
    Explicit
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