Meditation for Monsters

meditationformonsters

The podcast where creatures and cryptids learn to chill. Each episode is short, somewhat soothing, and totally monster-friendly. Perhaps you’re a werewolf who needs to explore mind-body connection, or a ghost who wants to explore lingering attachment issues. Whatever you are, this podcast is for you.* *Human listeners are acceptable. Relax at your own peril.

  1. Mar 8

    Meditation for a Demon

    There's no place like home. Especially when home is . Whether you’ve been stealing souls, striking endless bargains, or simply having a long millennium, this meditation is your chance to rest in the flames. Relax. You earned it.

    10 min

  2. Feb 23

    Meditation for a Witch (Relaxation)

    In this episode of Meditation for Monsters, we slip into a gentle guided meditation crafted for a witch. Through soft imagery and grounding breath, you’ll reconnect with your inner current of magic and settle into your own quiet power.

    16 min

  3. Feb 7

    Meditation for a Necromancer

    Sure, you speak with spirits all the time. But when was the last time you tended to YOUR spirit? As a necromancer, you know that you need to fill your cup first before you can tend to others. So tune in, take a break, and visit the underworld for a vacation in this meditation for a necromancer.

    13 min

  4. Jan 24

    Meditation for Cerberus

    The problem with having three heads is having three times the thoughts. What do you do when you want steak, need to guard the gates of Hades, and must scratch an itch? How do you find your inner peace when your many heads are arguing? Listen to this episode to find out.

    9 min

  5. Jan 10

    Meditation for a Primordial Terror

    The realm of nightmares is yours. You are a being beyond time and comprehension. You terrorize mortals all across the dimensions but wonder, could you be more?

    10 min

  6. 12/27/2025

    Meditation for a Dragon

    Is there anything more relaxing than curling up in your cavern full of treasure? With many snacks, of course. Listen to this episode to a variety of relaxation techniques, with a dose of dry, draconian humor.

    13 min

  7. 12/13/2025

    Meditation for a Library Ghost

    Enjoy the cozy vibes of haunting a library as a ghost. What better way to spend eternity than surrounded by books?

    7 min

  8. 11/28/2025

    Meditation for a Valkyrie

    You guide warriors to Valhalla. Day after day, you dance with your sword in the sky. You feel the surety of your purpose and the grace of your movements. You follow the way of the blade.

    9 min
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The podcast where creatures and cryptids learn to chill. Each episode is short, somewhat soothing, and totally monster-friendly. Perhaps you’re a werewolf who needs to explore mind-body connection, or a ghost who wants to explore lingering attachment issues. Whatever you are, this podcast is for you.* *Human listeners are acceptable. Relax at your own peril.

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  • Creator
    meditationformonsters
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2025 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Meditation for Monsters