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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it. movie reviewsfilm podcastsavage reviewspop cultureAndre Xcellenceblack film commentarygay film criticcamp film reviewsXcellent Worldunapologetic opinionsmen on filmqueer commentarymovie talk podcastBlack LGBTQ media Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. DEAD MANS WIRE MEN ON FILM REVIT

    4D AGO

    DEAD MANS WIRE MEN ON FILM REVIT

    šŸŽ™ļø Dead Manā€™s Wire: This week on Men on Film!!!! ā€” your favorite late-night movie review fever dream ā€” Excellence & Mr. Caravaggio hit the red-eye screening for Dead Manā€™s Wire, and what a tangled wire it is. Bill SkarsgĆ„rd is strapped up. Al Pacino shows up outta nowhere. Gus Van Sant said ā€œthis is cinema,ā€ and we said ā€œis itā€¦ or is it Whitelandish?ā€šŸ¤Æ Based on a too wild to be real but is true story, we unravel a hostage situation that only a white man in 1970s Indiana could pull off without being Swiss-cheesed by police snipers. Weā€™re talkinā€™ rigged doorways, shaky morals, questionable journalism, and a lotta ā€œwait, he got OUT?ā€šŸŽ¤ Tune in for:Explosive snaps (literally)Excellenceā€™s take on ā€œbackchannel-ishā€ performance energyA $25 challenge to anyone who knows where The Blue Oyster is fromRants, references, and ridiculous truths about race, cinema, and US (versus ā€œusā€)šŸŽ¬ Whether youā€™re watching in a Hercules onesie or shaking your head at the FBIā€™s lack of plan B, this is an episode you donā€™t wanna miss.Because itā€™s always rainingā€¦šŸ’„ Maaaaaaaaaan on FILM!!!! šŸ’„#DeadMansWire#MenOnFilmPodcast #xcellentWorldNetwork Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min
  2. Chris Pratts "MERCY" | MAN ON FILM REVIEW | Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK

    6D AGO

    Chris Pratts "MERCY" | MAN ON FILM REVIEW | Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK

    EPISODE TITLE:Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt! In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Prattā€™s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.Is this Chris Prattā€™s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution ā€” or judgment. Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymasterā„¢ & The Masters of the Universe NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCYā€¦ but does he deserve it?! Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy ā€” complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot weā€™ve ever seen.  3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM ā€” streaming wherever you get your pods. #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  3. ZOOTOPIA 2 MAN ON FILM REVIEWšŸæ

    JAN 27

    ZOOTOPIA 2 MAN ON FILM REVIEWšŸæ

    MAN ON FILM:šŸæ ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW ā€œZootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Askā€¦ ā€˜Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?ā€™ ā€ ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noahā€™s Ark twice. But listenā€¦ Join me as we spotlight Some interesting things. And I came out with questions, not trauma. This episode covers:  The new MAN ON FILM grading system (Aā€“F, like school ā€” but funnier)  Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C  How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom  A lamb villain who returns like sheā€™s auditioning for ā€œThanos: The Musicalā€  A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13  And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4K Donā€™t get me wrong ā€” Mouse House, if youā€™re listening, I love you. I adore you. I would work for you. I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video. This is all comedy. I promise. (Put me in Marvel. Iā€™ll behave. Maybe.) FINAL GRADE: Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Couldā€™ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe. Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS. If you disagree? Great. Come argue with me. Thatā€™s half the fun. Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinionsā€¦ Iā€™m the Judge of the Ark. And itā€™s raining men, baby.  Zootopia 2  MAN ON FILM  Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting. Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    19 min

  4. JAN 27

    AVATAR 3 MAN ON FILM šŸŽ„ REVIEW ā€” BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!

    MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW ā€” BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?! Summary: Avatar 3 is here. The waterā€™s clearer, the skies are bluer, the t*****s areā€¦ still just barely PG-13, and yet ā€” still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this? In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Naā€™vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it mightā€™ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. Weā€™re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers ā€” all in one 3-hour movie. James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldnā€™t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay. We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving ā€œpremium Fiji.ā€ This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, yā€™all thought we werenā€™t gonna say something? Spoilers? Absolutely. Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended. Rating: B / 4.0 Vibe: ā€œNational Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.ā€ ā€¦and yet ā€” not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said ā€œnot on Pandora.ā€ Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  5. MARTY SUPREME MAN ON FILM šŸŽ„ REVIEW

    JAN 27

    MARTY SUPREME MAN ON FILM šŸŽ„ REVIEW

    MAN ON FILM ā€“ Marty Supreme (2026)  Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men ā€“ oh my! In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions:  Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle?  Was that hairline a performance choice?  Is Gwyneth Paltrowā€™s scented candle more iconic than Martyā€™s entire personality?  Whoā€™s baby is it? WHOā€™S BABY IS IT?! Itā€™s messy, itā€™s manic, and it moves faster than your auntieā€™s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff ā€“ but was the ride worth it? Weā€™ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didnā€™t even win the tournament .  Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps  Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong Paddle If you donā€™t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Martyā€™s life choices. #SorryNotSorry Subscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend ā€” the one whoā€™d definitely fall in love with a scammer . Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min
  6. Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM šŸŽž | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK

    JAN 27

    Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM šŸŽž | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK

    ā€œMAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM šŸŽž | Xcellent WORLD NETWORKBuckle up and zip those pants ā€” Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blairā€™s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic shouldā€™ve remainedā€¦unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the ā€œso-bad-itā€™s-goodā€ Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?One thingā€™s for sure: this ainā€™t your average roll call. Itā€™s MAN ON FILM ā€” where the badge is fake but the laughs are real. Keywords / Tags:Night Patrol, Movie Review, Man on Film, 80s Comedy, Cult Films, Linda Blair, The Unknown Comic, Spoof Movies, Police Comedy, Xcellent World, Podcast Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  7. 28 YEARS LATER..They waited to add VOLDEMORT? | MAN ON FILM REVIEW šŸŽ„ | Xcellent World Network

    JAN 22

    28 YEARS LATER..They waited to add VOLDEMORT? | MAN ON FILM REVIEW šŸŽ„ | Xcellent World Network

    Buckle up, babes ā€” the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving ā€œevil wizard turned hot doctorā€ realness.Itā€™s 28 years later and somehow weā€™re STILL running. This ainā€™t your cousinā€™s horror flick ā€” itā€™s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .This week on Manā€™s on Film:Rafeā€™s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and heā€™s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasnā€™t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snapsā„¢ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and itā€™s spiritualAlso: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).Soā€¦ should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet. Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm. Instagram Caption / Post 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifyingā€¦ and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasnā€™t changed her AMC outfit.This weekā€™s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema Link in bio. Itā€™s always rainingā€¦ MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracyWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    19 min
  8. SIDNEY SWEENEY "HOUSEMAID" TO HOUSEWIFE RAGS TO RICHES STORY | MAN ON FILM šŸŽž REVIEW | XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK

    JAN 22

    SIDNEY SWEENEY "HOUSEMAID" TO HOUSEWIFE RAGS TO RICHES STORY | MAN ON FILM šŸŽž REVIEW | XCELLENT WORLD NETWORK

    Housemaid: Dirty Dishes & Dirtier Secrets  Sydney Sweeney is scrubbing floors and secrets, but this isnā€™t Downton Abbey, baby ā€” itā€™s desperation disguised as drama. Amanda Seyfriedā€™s giving ā€œmysteryā€ with a side of mid-tier wine mom noir, and weā€™re supposed to care? Mr. Xcellence dishes on class wars, bad wigs, and plot twists dryer than a white Zinfandel. This episode is giving: ā€œLifetime thriller with an Oscar filter.ā€ From dirty laundry to messier motives ā€” nobody gets out clean. Listen now on Man on Film  where the drama gets mopped, chopped, and served hot. Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isnā€™t your typical film podcast ā€” we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes ā€” whether heā€™s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone. Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers. ļø Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective. If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it. movie reviewsfilm podcastsavage reviewspop cultureAndre Xcellenceblack film commentarygay film criticcamp film reviewsXcellent Worldunapologetic opinionsmen on filmqueer commentarymovie talk podcastBlack LGBTQ media Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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