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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Mr. Xcellence serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it.Movie ReviewsFilm PodcastSavage ReviewsPop CultureAndre XcellenceFilm CommentaryFilm Critic XcellenceCamp Film ReviewsXcellent World NETWORKUnapologetic OpinionsMEN ON FILMMovie Talk PodcastBlack LGBTQ MediaLGBTQ Media Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM

    1D AGO

    THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM

    NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio step into Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bold new monster reimagining THE BRIDE — starring Christian Bale, Jesse Buckley, Penélope Cruz, and a whole lot of gothic chaos.Is this a horror movie? A gangster movie? A supernatural mystery? A feminist monster epic?Honestly… it’s a little bit of all of the above.Andre was all in on this one — calling Jesse Buckley’s performance as the Bride electric, scene-stealing, and powerful enough to nearly go toe-to-toe with Christian Bale himself. Meanwhile Mr. Caravaggio isn’t completely convinced… which leads to one of the most entertaining debates we’ve had on the show in a while.Along the way we break down: Christian Bale’s haunting Frankenstein Jesse Buckley absolutely taking over the movie Maggie Gyllenhaal proving she’s a serious director That bizarre ballroom dance scene that had the whole theater confused The supernatural hints that might be setting up a bigger universeAndre even drops the big question:“Is this the beginning of a new monster franchise… or just a beautifully weird one-off?”Either way, the theaters were packed, and the fellas have plenty to say about it. MAN ON FILM Score: 79% Final Verdict: Worth seeing — especially if you like bold monster stories with style. Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#TheBride#ChristianBale#JesseBuckley#PenelopeCruz#MaggieGyllenhaal#MovieReview#FilmPodcast#PodcastDrop Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    21 min
  2. Alexander Skarsgård & A23's "PILLION" MOVIE vs MAN ON FILM

    1D AGO

    Alexander Skarsgård & A23's "PILLION" MOVIE vs MAN ON FILM

    NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM Alexander Skarsgård walks in wearing leather, no pants, and a whole lot of attitude in PILLION — and Mr. Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio have QUESTIONS.Is this a daring indie romance? A kinky biker fever dream? Or just the wildest power-dynamic love story we’ve seen since Brokeback Mountain?This week the fellas break down the buzzworthy queer drama starring Skarsgård and Harry Melling — complete with leather bars, awkward romance, domination, humiliation, and one scene that had the whole theater clutching their pearls.Along the way Andre Xcellence! asks the real question:“Is this Beauty and the Beast… or Beauty and the Booty?”We debate whether Skarsgård just delivered one of the boldest performances of his career, why the movie is surprisingly funny, and whether the film goes a little TOO far for casual audiences.And yes… we had to introduce a new rating system. Overall Score: 75% Breed Movie Rating: ½ (4.5 out of 5)Translation:Not exactly a breeder movie (that’s for straight date night)……but in the Breed Movie Hall of Fame?This one earns serious leather-jacket respect.Expect jokes, chaos, and one of the most unfiltered movie conversations we’ve had all year. Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Pillion#AlexanderSkarsgard#HarryMelling#MovieReview#PodcastDrop#QueerCinema#IndieFilm#FilmPodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  3. SCREAM 7 vs MAN ON FILM : We didn’t watch Scream… We "SCREAMED" at it. ☠️

    5D AGO

    SCREAM 7 vs MAN ON FILM : We didn’t watch Scream… We "SCREAMED" at it. ☠️

    MAN ON FILM vs SCREAM 7 REVIEW BOTTOM LINE: We didn’t watch Scream… We "SCREAMED" at it. ☠️Yeah, I screamed.At the screen.At the script.At Ghostface.At the studio executives.At Gail Weathers’ lighting team.Let’s begin. The Premise (And The Problem)They brought somebody back.And then didn’t bring them back.And then kind of brought them back.You know what? If you know, you know.That’s enough.But here’s the thing — if you’re gonna resurrect chaos, you better commit.Give it a three-picture deal. And for a moment? We had it.After Six movies of Ghostface being harder to kill than a Fast & Furious character, did this latest return arrive in a fun way?and the classic members of the cast.....Bored. Including Nev Campbell.And don’t get me started on Gail. Gail Weathers (Or Her Weathered Clone)I kept asking in the theater:“Who is that?”They kept saying: “That’s Gail.”I said: “No it’s not.”Respectfully… Now let’s discuss the real horror.Sidney Prescott survived SIX movies.SIX. and Her daughter had zero survival instincts.No Rambette energy.No “my mom survived 60 stabbings so I trained in Muay Thai at 7” vibes.Nothing.We was in the theater yelling:“Hit center mass! TWO shots! CLACK-CLACK!”Nope.Angst. Confusion. Bad decisions. Logic? Never Met Her.The town shuts down.There’s an active killer.And the main character says:“You know what we should do?Hang out. Together. In public.”That’s not bravery.That’s accessory charges. What Actually WorkedCredit where credit is due:The beer tap kill? Final ScoreWe’re giving it: 65%That’s:“I had fun.....yelling.”“I was mad....but entertained.”“Stop making these for us to see unless you want am equally insanely DEFT & ASTUTE & ACCURATE REVIEW.” Final Thoughts from Tha ManIf you do Scream 8:Kill Gail early.Train BABY PRESCOTT.Commit to ScarFACE as a real menace.Or rename it STAB and reboot the madness!Because at this point?I didn’t watch Scream.I screamed at Scream.MAN ON FILM!!!!Because it’s always raining Man!Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  4. "THIS IS NOT A TEST" MAN ON FILM MOVIE REVIEW

    5D AGO

    "THIS IS NOT A TEST" MAN ON FILM MOVIE REVIEW

    MAN ON FILM!!!! Episode: “This Is Not a Test” Tagline: Teen angst meets undead panic… and we have QUESTIONS.Welcome back to MAN ON FILM! — the only review show brave enough to ask the real horror question:“Why are y’all always doing dumb shit on Day 1?”This week, Mr Xcellence is joined by special guest star Mr. Caravaggio as we dig into This Is Not a Test — a zombie apocalypse flick that tries to be CW romance, end-of-the-world survival, and social commentary… all while the characters repeatedly audition for the role of “First to Die.” Zombie Taxonomy CheckWe go deep on what kind of zombie movie this thinks it is:Viral zombies vs. demonic/spiritual zombies“Rules of infection” logicWhy The Last of Us gets its own category (spores ≠ bites)And why the best zombie stories aren’t about zombies at all…Because the real obsession is:What happens when the rule of law collapses and humans become the apex predator again.Despite the holes, there is something here:Atmosphere Tension A few genuinely creepy moments Cast chemistry that suggests sequel potential A core idea that could evolve into something stronger And the film doesn’t have the “15 seasons of baggage” problem that some zombie franchises drag behind them like a corpse in flip-flops. Final VerdictRATING: 3 / 6 Zombie Snaps (That’s “watchable with complaints,” a.k.a. “I’m mad but I’ll still talk about it for 20 minutes.”)If you like zombie movies and can tolerate teen-drama logic, you’ll have fun — but if you’re the type who needs rules, realism, and smart survival behavior… you’re gonna be yelling at the screen like we were.Because remember:In the apocalypse, natural selection is undefeated.MANN ON FILM!!!! — because it’s always raining Man Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
  5. DRACULA SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW

    5D AGO

    DRACULA SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW

    NEW DRACULA MOVIE SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW 0_o Featuring special guest: Caravaggio (audio only)Sink your teeth into this week’s extra-dark, extra-delicious edition of Men on Film, where we take a bite out of the brooding cape daddy himself — Dracula. Your favorite sharp-tongued duo returns: Q holds court on camera while the mysterious voice of Caravaggio slides in like a velvet whisper from the crypt.Is Dracula camp? Is he couture? Is he just a clingy, cape-wearing ex with boundary issues? We unpack it all — from bloodlust to bedroom lighting, metaphors to mother issues. And of course, we rate the drip, dissect the drama, and decide if the Prince of Darkness is still serving iconic in 2026.Expect laughs, shade, unexpected tenderness, and that signature Men on Film wit that stakes the heart of cinema one glamorous bite at a time.Now streaming on Acast, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube & wherever your dark little heart desires. Episode Rating:  (4 Fangs out of 5)#MenOnFilm #Dracula #Andrexcellence #MrCaravaggio #XcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    20 min
  6. Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows.

    FEB 13

    Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows.

    Episode Title: Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows. Welcome to Man on Film, the only review show where truth meets torchlight. Your host Xcellence gets all up in on the latest fever dream: “Wuthering Heights” (2026). On paper, it had everything—Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie, Hong Chau, and an old-school classic to remix. But what did we get? A D+ disasterpiece.From people falling asleep in the theater to a soundtrack that felt like “Boom Boom Boom” meets off-brand Shakespeare, this one brought out all the feelings. And by feelings, we mean rage, confusion, and one wild audience full of hot takes and secret society codes.Is this a modern gothic love story or the first officially certified Furry Period Piece? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: the drama on-screen wasn’t nearly as juicy as the commentary off-screen.Cue the rating: F for “Foolish.” But also… Fabulous? You’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Warning: Explicit language. Full of spoilers, swerves, and Realness metaphors. Proceed accordingly! :)Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    10 min
  7. “Iron Lung:Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer Dreams | MAN ON FILM | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK

    FEB 6

    “Iron Lung:Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer Dreams | MAN ON FILM | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK

    “Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath”Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer DreamsSummaryIn this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a literal sea of blood.We break down how Iron Lung punches above its $3M budget weight class, debate the logic of lunar blood oceans, and ask the big question: why isn’t Method Man in this?! The lo-fi tension hits, the visuals grind, and the horror builds—but does the story deliver, or does it drown in its own mystery?Plus, we pitch our sequel (Iron Lungs 2: Smoke Break) starring Redman, Dave Chappelle, and a trans baddie. Yes, for real. Don’t miss this one—it’s man, it’s film, it’s always raining. Hosted by The Man on Film. Explicit language. Listener discretion advised. Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    10 min
  8. 🎬 SHELTER (2026) | Jason Statham MAN ON FILM REVIEW | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK 🧨🔥

    FEB 5

    🎬 SHELTER (2026) | Jason Statham MAN ON FILM REVIEW | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK 🧨🔥

    SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles.From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — an assassin with a heart, a girl with too many dead bodies behind her, and a plot that feels like déjà vu with a high-octane twist.In this solo episode, The Man on Film breaks it ALL down:Why this isn’t peak Statham, but still gives you 6.5 out of 10 explosive punchesThe wild Steven Siegal vs. Jamaica (MARKED FOR DEATH) action movie beef  (yeah, we went there)The real reason we’re tired of Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad ( facts.)Why Shelter felt like Bourne 6, Mission Not-So-Impossible, and LEON THE Professional “Lite”Plus a rant about action stars needing more Oscar love (put respect on Heath Ledger name )This isn’t your average review.This is Xcellent World.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Uncancellable.Hit play, subscribe, and let the rain wash over you.Because here, we don’t just watch the movies… we light them up.—Let me know if you want a shorter version for podcast apps, or a tagline for clips. You’re in the zone, and this drop is solid gold. #JasonStatham #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork “It’s always raining…”Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min
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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Mr. Xcellence serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it.Movie ReviewsFilm PodcastSavage ReviewsPop CultureAndre XcellenceFilm CommentaryFilm Critic XcellenceCamp Film ReviewsXcellent World NETWORKUnapologetic OpinionsMEN ON FILMMovie Talk PodcastBlack LGBTQ MediaLGBTQ Media Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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