Somewhere in the Midwest, a lot of people are very sick from a taco, and a mom in Utah is watching a court file that was supposed to be sealed get passed around the internet. This week is about one hard truth: the record does not care how you feel. The bodycam, the sealed warrant, the leaked filing, the lab test. You can feel innocent, feel fine, feel like the main character. The paperwork keeps its own version, and the paperwork always gets the last word. I'm Jasmine Weg, and here's what we cross-examined: Smile for the bodycam. Milania Giudice got caught grinning in the back of a cop car after an assault arrest, then told everyone she looked "fire" in her mugshot. This one's a cautionary tale, not a takedown: why your face is not a confession, but your caption absolutely is evidence, and the first rule every defense lawyer begs a client to follow. Picked up in Miami. US Marshals arrested Andrew and Tristan Tate on a UK extradition request. They deny everything and are presumed innocent, so we skip the noise and teach the machine: what an extradition hearing actually decides, why it is not a trial, and why bail is a long shot. The leaked filing. Taylor Frankie Paul is facing a child services petition in Utah, and it ended up on a gossip site even though juvenile court is sealed. The difference between a custody fight and the state stepping in for the kids, and why the leak itself is the red flag. The lettuce did it. Taco Bell is getting sued over a parasite outbreak tied to shredded lettuce. How you actually win a food poisoning case, the promise the law says comes with every meal, and the one thing that separates "I think it was the tacos" from "I can prove it was the tacos." Then it's Petty Court (can you sue the roommate who shared the cursed Crunchwrap?), Sustained or Overruled, and a Cease and Assist tip that could pay off the next time a meal turns on you. New here? We're almost at 50 episodes, so go binge the interviews: Nick Thompson on what really happens behind the scenes of Love is Blind, Dr. Leslie Dobson on psychopaths, Olivia Howell on what to know before a divorce, the Married at First Sight contract deep dives with Ben Walters and Brandon Reid, and Deny Richie on the truth about Big Law. Exhibit A-List is for entertainment and general information, not legal advice, and listening does not create an attorney-client relationship. If you or someone you know is struggling, in the US you can call or text 988, the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline, any time. Follow along:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jasminewegesqTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jas_the_lawyerNew episodes Mondays at 5am. Subscribe, rate, and share Exhibit A-List to stay updated on new episodes.Stay curious, my friends.