The Norka News

Strangely Attractive Productions
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The Norka News is an audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC.

  1. 10/31/2025

    Episode 12: The Sun Shone on the Nothing New

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published July 31, 2015.

    22 min

  2. 10/31/2025

    Episode 11: The Return of the Norka

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published May 31, 2016.

    21 min

  3. 10/31/2025

    Episode 10: Two Men, One Microphone, One Exit

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published December 23, 2015.

    21 min

  4. 10/31/2025

    Episode 9: Was It Gum, or Was It Just a Dream?

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published November 26, 2015.

    25 min

  5. 10/31/2025

    Episode 8: I Visited Akron and All I Got Was This Lousy Sinkhole

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published September 30, 2015.

    22 min

  6. 10/31/2025

    Episode 7: Jurassic Decision and Really Bad Jokes

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published August 21, 2015.

    20 min

  7. 10/31/2025

    Episode 6: Killing Me Softly with Akron

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published July 15, 2015.

    18 min

  8. 10/31/2025

    Episode 5: Christopher Gets a Friend

    The Norka News is a monthly audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC. Originally published June 27, 2015.

    21 min
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The Norka News is an audio broadcast dedicated to the completely and absolutely true news from Akron, Ohio. Have you missed the crime report, community calendar, horoscope, sports or reports from the Mayor’s Office or the President’s Council? Probably, yes. Listen for enlightenment. Written by Kurt Kleidon, edited by Brian Hollingsworth and narrated by Christopher Hisey. Produced by Strangely Attractive Productions, LLC.

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  • Creator
    Strangely Attractive Productions
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Clean
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