Roasted Snow Horror Show

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Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror. Think you know how it’ll rank? Think again. The horror showdown starts now.

  1. 2d ago

    Whalefall (AUDIO VERSION)

    🐋 WHALEFALL – WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER THERAPIST! 💀❄️🔥 What’s worse than being trapped underwater, running out of oxygen, and facing certain death? How about adding a GIANT FREAKING WHALE to your list of problems?! This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Ryan and Chris dive headfirst into Whalefall, where the ocean reminds us that humans are absolutely NOT at the top of the food chain. And apparently, the worst Uber ride in history comes with flippers, no legroom, and absolutely ZERO chance of a five-star review. 🐋 Is this a terrifying underwater survival nightmare or the world's most aggressive seafood buffet? 💀 Will Ryan and Chris survive the deep dive, or will their opinions sink faster than the Titanic? ❄️ Does being swallowed by a whale count as an Airbnb stay if there's technically room inside? 🔥 And most importantly, if a whale eats you, do you become seafood or just a really unfortunate Happy Meal? We're talking massive whales, claustrophobic nightmares, questionable survival decisions, and enough ocean-related trauma to make us permanently retire from Shark Week. One thing's for sure: Finding Nemo would've been a VERY different movie if this whale showed up! 🎙️ Join Ryan and Chris as we break down Whalefall, deliver our usual completely unnecessary commentary, and determine whether this underwater nightmare deserves to swim with the champions or sink straight to the bottom! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts! 🔥❄️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW ❄️🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams!

    Whalefall (AUDIO VERSION)

  2. 2d ago ·  Video

    Whalefall

    🐋 WHALEFALL – WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER THERAPIST! 💀❄️🔥 What’s worse than being trapped underwater, running out of oxygen, and facing certain death? How about adding a GIANT FREAKING WHALE to your list of problems?! This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Ryan and Chris dive headfirst into Whalefall, where the ocean reminds us that humans are absolutely NOT at the top of the food chain. And apparently, the worst Uber ride in history comes with flippers, no legroom, and absolutely ZERO chance of a five-star review. 🐋 Is this a terrifying underwater survival nightmare or the world's most aggressive seafood buffet? 💀 Will Ryan and Chris survive the deep dive, or will their opinions sink faster than the Titanic? ❄️ Does being swallowed by a whale count as an Airbnb stay if there's technically room inside? 🔥 And most importantly, if a whale eats you, do you become seafood or just a really unfortunate Happy Meal? We're talking massive whales, claustrophobic nightmares, questionable survival decisions, and enough ocean-related trauma to make us permanently retire from Shark Week. One thing's for sure: Finding Nemo would've been a VERY different movie if this whale showed up! 🎙️ Join Ryan and Chris as we break down Whalefall, deliver our usual completely unnecessary commentary, and determine whether this underwater nightmare deserves to swim with the champions or sink straight to the bottom! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts! 🔥❄️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW ❄️🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams!

    Whalefall

  3. Oct 16

    Other Mommy - AUDIO VERSION

    🚨🔥 OTHER MOMMY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND WE WANT OUR REAL MOMMIES BACK! ☃️💀 This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller are diving headfirst into OTHER MOMMY, starring Jessica Chastain, because apparently regular parenting wasn't terrifying enough. Now we've got a creepy woman showing up with open arms, a nightmare smile, and enough red flags to fill a Spirit Halloween clearance aisle! 🔥 Thriller thinks he's finally found a woman who can handle his smoking-hot personality. ❄️ Chiller is hiding behind the couch, clutching his emotional support snow cone, and screaming, "STRANGER DANGER!" 💀 Is Other Mommy a misunderstood maternal figure, a walking restraining order, or the reason we're never answering the door again? Join us as we break down the scares, the insanity, the deeply questionable parenting techniques, and whether Jessica Chastain deserves a World's Best Mom mug… or an immediate exorcism. Will this movie leave us screaming for our mommies, or will it get grounded and sent straight to its room? 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW 🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! ❄️ 🎧 Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you get your podcasts! 💀 Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams! Clarify the episode’s main hookAdd a stronger listener call to action

    Other Mommy - AUDIO VERSION

  4. Oct 16 ·  Video

    Other Mommy

    🚨🔥 OTHER MOMMY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND WE WANT OUR REAL MOMMIES BACK! ☃️💀 This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller are diving headfirst into OTHER MOMMY, starring Jessica Chastain, because apparently regular parenting wasn't terrifying enough. Now we've got a creepy woman showing up with open arms, a nightmare smile, and enough red flags to fill a Spirit Halloween clearance aisle! 🔥 Thriller thinks he's finally found a woman who can handle his smoking-hot personality. ❄️ Chiller is hiding behind the couch, clutching his emotional support snow cone, and screaming, "STRANGER DANGER!" 💀 Is Other Mommy a misunderstood maternal figure, a walking restraining order, or the reason we're never answering the door again? Join us as we break down the scares, the insanity, the deeply questionable parenting techniques, and whether Jessica Chastain deserves a World's Best Mom mug… or an immediate exorcism. Will this movie leave us screaming for our mommies, or will it get grounded and sent straight to its room? 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW 🔥 Where fear and dread go head to head! ❄️ 🎧 Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you get your podcasts! 💀 Goodnight, sleep fright, and sweet screams! Clarify the episode’s main hookAdd a stronger listener call to action

    Other Mommy

  5. Oct 9

    SHUDDER SHOWDOWN - Bloody Tennis VS Infirmary - AUSIO VERSION

    🎾🩸 SHUDDER SHOWDOWN: BLOODY TENNIS vs. INFIRMARY! 🏥💀 GAME. SET. MATCH. MORGUE. 🎾⚰️ This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller are serving up a double dose of Shudder insanity! One movie takes us to the tennis court, where love means nothing and losing might be the least of your problems. The other checks us into a hospital where the medical staff might need a second opinion… preferably from someone who isn't completely insane. It's BLOODY TENNIS vs. INFIRMARY in a head-to-head battle to determine which movie deserves the crown and which one deserves to be put out of its misery! 🎾 IN ONE CORNER: BLOODY TENNIS! Forget Wimbledon. Forget the US Open. This is the kind of tennis match where the only thing getting served harder than the ball is a potential lawsuit. Will it be an ace, or should this movie be disqualified for crimes against cinema? 🏥 IN THE OTHER CORNER: INFIRMARY! Healthcare is expensive enough without having to worry about surviving your appointment! We're scrubbing in to find out whether this hospital horror delivers a healthy dose of terror or leaves us desperately searching for the discharge paperwork. 🔥 ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: 🎾 Tennis puns so bad they should be a code violation. 💉 Medical jokes that will definitely NOT be covered by your insurance. 💀 Two horror movies enter. Only one survives our ridiculous judging. 😂 Terrible jokes, questionable opinions, and enough nonsense to make Shudder reconsider allowing us to watch its movies. 🏆 And, of course, one movie will walk away victorious while the other gets sent straight to the cinematic emergency room! Will Bloody Tennis smash its way to victory, or will Infirmary administer a lethal dose of horror greatness? There's only one way to find out! 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW — WHERE FEAR AND DREAD GO HEAD TO HEAD! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts, including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podbean, and more! GOODNIGHT, SLEEP FRIGHT, AND SWEET SCREAMS! 🔥❄️💀 #TheRoastedSnowHorrorShow #Shudder #BloodyTennis #Infirmary dcast#HorrorPod

    SHUDDER SHOWDOWN - Bloody Tennis VS Infirmary - AUSIO VERSION

  6. Oct 9 ·  Video

    SHUDDER SHOWDOWN - Bloody Tennis VS Infirmary

    🎾🩸 SHUDDER SHOWDOWN: BLOODY TENNIS vs. INFIRMARY! 🏥💀 GAME. SET. MATCH. MORGUE. 🎾⚰️ This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller are serving up a double dose of Shudder insanity! One movie takes us to the tennis court, where love means nothing and losing might be the least of your problems. The other checks us into a hospital where the medical staff might need a second opinion… preferably from someone who isn't completely insane. It's BLOODY TENNIS vs. INFIRMARY in a head-to-head battle to determine which movie deserves the crown and which one deserves to be put out of its misery! 🎾 IN ONE CORNER: BLOODY TENNIS! Forget Wimbledon. Forget the US Open. This is the kind of tennis match where the only thing getting served harder than the ball is a potential lawsuit. Will it be an ace, or should this movie be disqualified for crimes against cinema? 🏥 IN THE OTHER CORNER: INFIRMARY! Healthcare is expensive enough without having to worry about surviving your appointment! We're scrubbing in to find out whether this hospital horror delivers a healthy dose of terror or leaves us desperately searching for the discharge paperwork. 🔥 ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: 🎾 Tennis puns so bad they should be a code violation. 💉 Medical jokes that will definitely NOT be covered by your insurance. 💀 Two horror movies enter. Only one survives our ridiculous judging. 😂 Terrible jokes, questionable opinions, and enough nonsense to make Shudder reconsider allowing us to watch its movies. 🏆 And, of course, one movie will walk away victorious while the other gets sent straight to the cinematic emergency room! Will Bloody Tennis smash its way to victory, or will Infirmary administer a lethal dose of horror greatness? There's only one way to find out! 🎙️ THE ROASTED SNOW HORROR SHOW — WHERE FEAR AND DREAD GO HEAD TO HEAD! 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts, including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podbean, and more! GOODNIGHT, SLEEP FRIGHT, AND SWEET SCREAMS! 🔥❄️💀 #TheRoastedSnowHorrorShow #Shudder #BloodyTennis #Infirmary dcast#HorrorPod

    SHUDDER SHOWDOWN - Bloody Tennis VS Infirmary

  7. Sep 25

    Resident Evil - AUDIO VERSION

    Resident Evil is back, and so are we—because apparently nothing says “good decision-making” like driving into a frozen nightmare where every tree looks haunted and absolutely nobody has cell service. 🔥💀☃️ This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller dive headfirst into Resident Evil to talk creepy woods, terrible survival instincts, things that should probably stay dead, and the age-old horror question: Why does everyone keep going toward the horrifying noise? We break down what worked, what didn’t, what made us laugh when we probably shouldn’t have, and whether this trip into evil is worth surviving. Grab your emergency herbs, check the back seat, and whatever you do… do NOT split up. 🎙️ The Roasted Snow Horror Show 🔥❄️ Where fear and dread go head to head! Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your podcasts.

  8. Sep 25 ·  Video

    Resident Evil

    Resident Evil is back, and so are we—because apparently nothing says “good decision-making” like driving into a frozen nightmare where every tree looks haunted and absolutely nobody has cell service. 🔥💀☃️ This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, Thriller and Chiller dive headfirst into Resident Evil to talk creepy woods, terrible survival instincts, things that should probably stay dead, and the age-old horror question: Why does everyone keep going toward the horrifying noise? We break down what worked, what didn’t, what made us laugh when we probably shouldn’t have, and whether this trip into evil is worth surviving. Grab your emergency herbs, check the back seat, and whatever you do… do NOT split up. 🎙️ The Roasted Snow Horror Show 🔥❄️ Where fear and dread go head to head! Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror. Think you know how it’ll rank? Think again. The horror showdown starts now.

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  • Creator
    ryanprostad
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    99
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2025 All rights reserved.
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