ClarkeOutLoud

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In this podcast we will dive deep into the everyday and more controversial subjects that present themselves in modern everyday life. Giving opinions from both sides of the fence on all topics that are on peoples minds. They seek the listeners opinions on topics that people are wondering about and try to shed some light on what is going on and how we should deal with things. With a dash of humour we get into the topics that some try to avoid letting you into their lives and what that entails.

  1. Sep 1

    End of The Line With John Uttley

    Most people underestimate how much growing up in post-war Britain shaped who we are today — but John’s story reveals just how profound that influence truly is. From the austerity of the 1950s to the cultural upheavals of the 60s, he recounts a world in transition, highlighting lessons that resonate even now.Imagine swapping the rationed existence of the 40s and 50s for the vibrant, turbulent decade that defined a generation. John reflects on his childhood in Lancashire, the shift from scarcity to abundance, and the social expectations that moulded his journey. His memories of cricket in the fields, the first wave of British pop, and the stark political landscape paint a vivid picture of a nation finding its identity.In this captivating episode, you'll discover: How the post-war austerity still echoes in today's economic debatesThe cultural revolution ignited by British artists like the Beatles and DylanThe profound impact of the miners' strike on Britain’s futureWhat it really meant to be a Victorian-born baby boomer living through seismic societal changesInsights into how early life adversity can forge resilience and shape legacy John’s unique perspective as a scientist, finance director, and published author offers valuable lessons in resilience, integrity, and the timeless influence of culture and community. His stories are replete with humour, honesty, and a deep sense of rootedness in Lancashire’s rolling landscapes and traditions. Whether you're interested in history, politics, or personal growth, this episode invites you to reflect on your roots and consider how past shifts create the foundation for tomorrow’s opportunities. And don't miss John’s upcoming novel, End of the Line, where he explores love and legacy in later life — a fitting culmination of life’s enduring themes. His insights remind us that, no matter the challenges, we inherit not only our history but also our capacity to reinvent ourselves. Sorry for the break in releases Clarkeoutloud will be back weekly from the 9th September! if you want to get in touch with us with your stories maybe even appear on a episode like john. get in touch the way to do so is... Email Clarkeoutloud@gmail.com TikTok: @clarkeoutloud Instagram: @clarkeoutloud Facebook: @clarkeoutloud See you all September 9th.

  2. Jul 10

    Dodgy Dealings and Fixings

    Most people accept heatwave conditions at face value, but what if the pool heating, weather, and health laws are all part of a bigger, dodgy deal? In this episode, we peel back the curtain on everyday frustrations, from overpriced swimming pools heated to alien temperatures, to the suspiciously inconsistent roadworks that turn your commute into a game of "Where the hell am I?" Join us as we dish out the outrageous truths behind health safety laws, government taxes, and the scandals lurking in school phone pouches and pharmacy counters. Prepare for a wild ride through the absurdities of modern life, told with blunt honesty and a healthy dose of profanity.You'll discover: why public services are often a joke, how political chaos impacts your daily routine, and the shocking reasons behind soaring petrol and energy bills, even when it looks like prices should be dropping. We break down the crazy antics of football officials, the conspiracy theories behind major tournaments, and the real story behind our nation's obsession with media control and government tricks. This episode is perfect for anyone fed up with being lied to, whether you're a commuter, a parent, a sports fan, or just someone who loves a good rant. If you believe there's more to the world than what we're told, you'll want to hear these brutally honest insights. Get ready for a no-holds-barred look at the absurdities that rule our world, because sometimes, the truth really is stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Hit play now to join the chaos!

  3. May 20

    Saints and Sinners

    Most of us live with blurred lines between right and wrong — but when do we cross into true sin? 😈 In this episode of Clarke Out Loud, we dive into the wildest confessions, questionable deeds, and brain-bending conspiracy theories that will make you question everything — from trolley mishaps at Home Bargains to Shakespeare-level courtroom verdicts on mundane sins. Get ready for a rollercoaster of stories that range from the hilariously petty to the downright sinister. We examine real-life moral dilemmas and decide whether they land in the saintly or sinner territory. You'll discover: the bizarre origins of well known sinners, the truth about conspiracy theories and cultural tales that stretch the imagination. We break down whether history’s biggest mysteries are fact or fiction in a chaotic 'court room' ruling. This isn’t just a humour show. It’s an exploration of morality, absurdity, and the moments where saints become sinners — and vice versa. Perfect for anyone who loves dark humour, shocking tales, or pondering whether a selfie of yourself somehow makes you a sinner. Tune in if you're ready for a no-filter chat that’ll leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning your own level of goodness. Whether you're a believer or a skeptic, this episode refuses to shy away from the weirdest, darkest, and most hilarious stories out there. Why hit play? Because life’s too short for boring. Join us now—where the bar is low, the structure is imaginary, and the opinions are unfiltered. Let’s find out: Who’s guilty? Who’s a saint? And who’s just here for a good laugh? Ways to get in touch: If you have a memory life a fish, we’ve got you covered. If you want to share your stories, confessions or opinions let us know by commenting below or through the following methods: 📧 clarkeoutloud@gmail.com 🟦 Facebook: Clarke Out Loud 📸 Instagram: ClarkeOutLoud  🎵 TikTok: ClarkeOutLoud  If you want to be a true ‘Saint’ then give us a 5🌟 review, like and subscribe.  Share with your mates or people you hate.  If you’ve lowered your standards just enough to tolerate the madness, we’ll see you next episode 😈

  4. May 6

    Mental Health

    Most men suffer in silence. A staggering 75% of suicides in the UK are men, yet society still teaches us to hide our feelings and "man up." This episode reveals the hidden struggles many men face, from the pressure to appear strong and stoic to the heartbreaking reality behind high-profile suicides like Robin Williams and Avicii. If you're a man feeling overwhelmed, or if you're worried about a loved one, this episode is a wake-up call you can't afford to ignore. We break down the unspoken reasons behind men's mental health crises, how societal expectations, toxic masculinity, and personal trauma contribute to unseen pain. Alex and Abbie share insights on how stress, financial pressures, relationship issues, and past traumas silently erode well-being. You'll discover practical signs to watch for, whether in friends or yourself, and how to approach difficult conversations about feelings and mental health.This episode tackles the stigma head-on and offers tangible advice: how to reach out, when to seek help, and why vulnerability is a sign of strength, not weakness. You'll hear stories from high-profile figures whose outward success masked private struggles, and learn how mental health is a universal issue—affecting everyone, regardless of wealth or fame. If you're tired of the "macho" myth and ready to challenge the narrative, this episode is your call to action. Men need to talk more than ever, and this conversation could save lives. Whether you're listening for yourself or a loved one, you'll walk away with understanding, tools, and hope for a healthier mental outlook. Perfect for anyone wanting to break the silence around men's mental health, or for those simply searching for meaning in tough times. Don't wait until it's too late, hit play and join the movement to talk, support, and save lives.

  5. Apr 29

    The Dream Life

    Most couples struggle to find quality time — but what if a simple podcast could change that? On this hilarious episode, We dive into the chaos of modern life, relationships, and the quirky ways We'd redesign our perfect worlds. From dream jobs involving giraffes, to choosing which animal you'd keep as a pet, and even how We would want to die — no topic is too absurd or too relatable. You’ll discover how seemingly small gestures—like leaving notes or making a cup of coffee—can keep the spark alive, even when life gets overwhelming. Alex and Abbie share candid stories about family chaos, pet mishaps, and the painful realities of shopping with kids. Plus, We hilariously debate what era we'd travel back to, and dream up our ultimate versions of happiness—complete with Chris Hemsworth, giant giraffes, and zero spiders in Australia. We break down: How to create moments of connection in busy relationshipsWhy shared interests, even bizarre ones like podcasting, matter more than you thinkThe "what if" of designing your perfect life—who you'd love, what job you'd do, and where you'd liveThe weirdest, funniest ways they've imagined their own deathOpen and honest advice for couples trying to balance love, chaos, and Netflix without losing their mindsThis episode is a reminder that life’s imperfections and quirks are what make it worth living. Whether you're in a relationship, navigating family messes, or just love a good laugh, this conversation will inspire you to reimagine what happiness and connection really look like. Perfect for anyone craving more humour, honesty, and a dash of wild imagination in their day. If you think relationships are supposed to be perfect, think again. Hit play and laugh along as we take you on a chaotic, heartfelt ride through life’s absurdities. As usual if you want to get in touch with us with any stories or questions the way to do so is by email or social media which you can find below. Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com Instragram: @clarkeoutloud TikTok: @clarkeoutloud As usual please like, share and subscribe as it really helps and is massively appreciates. Thanks to you guys we have been played in 31 countries!! And finally and last of all if you havent already done so please leave a nice 5 star review for us so we can move up and keep gaining more audience. See you all next week!!!

  6. Apr 1

    Easter Fools and Weirdos

    In this episode, Alex and Abbie dive head-first into a wild mix of absurd stories, hilarious confessions, and bizarre questions that challenge the boundaries of decency and logic. Expect laughs, strange truths, and the kind of spontaneous humor that only they can deliver. Key Topics: The chaos of recording mishaps and ghostly interruptionsListener stories including uni parties gone wrongApril Fools' Day origins and weird historical theoriesDeeply inappropriate "Would You Rather" questions from RedditThe bizarre world of Easter egg traditions and their dark originsHilariously disturbing dog hijinks and pet behaviorComedic takes on body horror and impossible choicesPersonal stories about near-death experiences and birthday mishapsThe importance of social media, reviews, and upcoming merchandise giveawaysAs always you can get in touch with us with any of your stories, questions, or anything for that matter that you feel is good for the podcast via our email or social media as you will fin them below. Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com Tiktok: @clarkeoutloud Instagram: @clarkeoutloud Please continue to like and share with your friends, bring a friend next time. so we can continue to grow and reach more people. And finally if you havent done so already please leave a nice little 5 star review. See you next Wednesday.

  7. Mar 18

    The Marriage Survival Guide.

    In this episode of Clarkeoutloud Alex and Abbie talk about the joys and stresses of Marriage. This ranges from the anxiety and organising stress of the build up to the financial burdens it has. We cover everything from planning the proposal to the chaos when all plans go out the window and it goes pear shaped. Alex and Abbie also delve into their own marriage giving real life examples of important does and dont's. Well mainly Alex Giving men thinking of marriage vital advice if you want to remain alive and happy. Takeaways: - Tips on how to approach a marriage. - Abbie and Alex ask eachother questions they should know the awnsers to but do they? - Things to not say to your wife or wife to be. - How to get your wife to be happy and not mess up - What to do as Men on the build up to wedding and on the day. - How you wont need to buy a drink of you invite the correct people. As usual the way to get in touch with us with your questions stories or any random things is via email or our social media platforms as follows. Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com Tiktok: @Clarkeoutloud Instrgram: @clarkeoutloud Please as always also like and share with whoever you can to help us continue to grow organically. Your efforts so far are so appreciated and also ask if you could leave a nice 5 star review. see yall next week

  8. Feb 25

    The Demons Are Home

    In this Episode of Clarkeoutloud, Alex and Abbie delve into the chaotic world of parenting during half-term, discussing everything from the trivial debates over ketchup storage to the financial strains of keeping kids entertained. They share humorous anecdotes about their children's eating habits, the challenges of planning activities, and the absurdities of school policies regarding lunches. The conversation also touches on deeper themes such as gender roles, the need for local facilities, and the impact of parenting on personal time. With a mix of humor and candidness, Alex and Abbie navigate the ups and downs of family life, leaving listeners with relatable insights and laughter. Takeaways The importance of keeping kids entertained during half-term.Financial strain is a common challenge for parents during holidays.Kids often waste food, leading to frustration for parents.The debate over ketchup storage can be a relationship test.Parents often feel overwhelmed by school policies during breaks.Children's preferences can be unpredictable and costly.Activities like ice skating can become expensive quickly.Local facilities for kids are lacking in many areas.Conversations about gender roles can be complex and nuanced.Finding time for personal peace is a challenge for parents. As usual we hoped you enjoyed this weeks episode. Please like and share this podcast with your friends and family to help us to continue to grow organically. Want to get your stories herd and featured get in touch with us via our email or social media below; Email: clarkeoutloud@gmail.com TikTok : @clarkeoutloud Instagram : @clarkeoutloud We look forward to seeing you agin next week!!

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In this podcast we will dive deep into the everyday and more controversial subjects that present themselves in modern everyday life. Giving opinions from both sides of the fence on all topics that are on peoples minds. They seek the listeners opinions on topics that people are wondering about and try to shed some light on what is going on and how we should deal with things. With a dash of humour we get into the topics that some try to avoid letting you into their lives and what that entails.

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  • Creator
    Clarkeoutloud
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Clarkeoutloud
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    ClarkeOutLoud