Filed & Deranged: Property Management’s Classified Circus!

Yinka Kuye-Romelus
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Filed & Deranged: Property Management’s Classified Circus is a deadpan comedic podcast based on real property management incident reports — told with a true crime documentary tone. Each episode dives into absurd residential chaos (emotional support goats, illegal jacuzzies, thermostat warfare… yes, really) with dry, cynical humor and mildly explicit absurdity. These are real case files. These are real reports. And somehow… this is all technically legal to talk about. Real Incident Reports. One Catastrophe at a time. Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.

Episodes

  1. 19h ago

    The Noise Complaint (With a Business Model)

    Case Number 0021 Incident Type: Noise Complaint / Unauthorized Entertainment Venue / Entrepreneurial Spirit Residents report excessive noise coming from a one-bedroom apartment. Management investigates. Turns out the music was only part of the operation. Somewhere along the way, a noise complaint became a business model. Enter the Archives. Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.

    8 min

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    We Opened the Files… Now It’s Your Turn

    The files are open again… and somehow, it got worse. New stories. New chaos. Same circus. 🎪 This season, we’re not just telling our stories. We’re collecting yours. Send us your most unhinged tenant stories, your wildest maintenance requests, your “I can’t believe this is my job” moments. Go ahead and submit a case file. We’ll take it from there. New episodes are coming. And this time… it’s everybody’s circus. 🎪

    2 min

  3. 12/26/2025

    Santa’s Not-So-Silent Afternoon in July

    Case Number: 0010 Incident Type: Public Indecency / Summertime fun / Heat-Related Poor Decisions: On the hottest day of the year, a resident reports adult activity in the parking lot. Management investigates. The situation escalates. The upholstery did not deserve this. Enter the Archives. Follow. New cases filed every Friday.

    6 min

  4. 12/19/2025

    The Alligator in the Bathtub

    Case Number: 0009 Incident Type: Unauthorized Exotic Animal / Emergency Water Leak / Lease Violation Maintenance responds to water leak and finds the source is a live alligator occupying a third-floor bathtub. The resident insists it’s temporary. The lease disagrees. Enter the Archives.Follow. New cases filed every Friday.

    8 min

  5. 12/12/2025

    Deferred Maintenance: The Building’s Revenge

    Case Number: 0008 Incident Type: Pattern of Maintenance Failures / Habitability Concerns Residents report the same cycle: broken locks, no hot water, infestations, break-ins, dead animals, and mysterious smells.The twist? For once… the residents are not the chaotic ones.The building is. Enter the Archives. Follow. New cases filed every Friday.

    8 min

  6. 12/05/2025

    Fried Chicken Fire

    Case Number: 0007Incident Type: Kitchen Grease Fire / Unattended Cooking / Livestream Recklessness A “mindful meal” creator leaves hot oil on high while filming affirmations.The pan flashes, alarms erupt, and his first instinct is to turn the fire department into collab content. Enter the Archives. Follow. New cases filed every Friday.

    11 min

  7. 11/28/2025

    Whatever Mike Is Freezing (...Do We Really Want to Know)

    Case Number: 0006Incident Type: Suspicious Biological Material / Health Hazard / Refusal to Disclose A metallic-smell complaint leads management to a freezer full of red containers labeled “Do Not Thaw.”No explanation is offered. No one asks twice. Enter the Archives. New cases filed every Friday.

    7 min

  8. 11/21/2025

    The Midnight Zumba Crew

    Case Number: 0005Incident Type: Unauthorized Gathering / Noise Disturbance / Parking Garage Trespass At 2:12 a.m., a parking garage becomes a ritual dance floor. A leaderless crowd in coordinated headbands moves in total sync, insisting they’re not a disturbance — they’re becoming content. Enter the Archives. New cases filed every Friday.

    7 min

  9. 11/14/2025

    The Chanting in Unit 4C

    Case Number: 0004Incident Type: Noise Complaint / Amateur Ritualism. A “resonance circle” is caught chanting off-key mantras at 1:47 a.m. They claim it’s meditation. Neighbors claim it’s demonic. Management just wants to go home. Enter the Archives. New cases filed every Friday.

    5 min

  10. 11/07/2025

    The Attic Thing

    Case Number: 0003Incident Type: Suspicious Activity / Trespass. Scratching above the ceiling turns out to be...NOT raccoons and invisible to rent. Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.

    6 min

  11. 11/07/2025

    The Goats of Unit 2F

    Case Number: 0002Incident Type: Unauthorized Livestock & Vibes. Vent noises. Chewing sounds. Plus two goats who definitely were not in the lease. Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.

    6 min

  12. 11/07/2025

    Cold Blooded Heating

    Case Number: 0001 Incident Type: Thermostat Dispute / Mutual Assault Episode Logline: A tenant and landlord go to war over two degrees, turning climate control into combat. Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.

    5 min

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Filed & Deranged: Property Management’s Classified Circus is a deadpan comedic podcast based on real property management incident reports — told with a true crime documentary tone. Each episode dives into absurd residential chaos (emotional support goats, illegal jacuzzies, thermostat warfare… yes, really) with dry, cynical humor and mildly explicit absurdity. These are real case files. These are real reports. And somehow… this is all technically legal to talk about. Real Incident Reports. One Catastrophe at a time. Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.

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