The Real Tennis Dolls

Melanie Stevens & Tawny Young

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TENNIS
UPDATED WEEKLY

Grab your racket and get ready for the inside scoop! Join hosts Melanie Stevens and Tawny Young on The Real Tennis Dolls for an unfiltered serve of the latest tennis world gossip, hot takes, and a healthy dose of their own hilarious life stories. It's your ace for all things fun on and off the court.

3D AGO

Court Side Vibes

Watching recreational tennis in person in 2026 is like witnessing a silent, suburban soap opera where the stakes are zero but the drama is at an all-time high. You sit on a metal bench that’s either freezing or molten lava, watching four people in "pro-level" outfits perform a comedic routine of apologetic waves for "shanking" the ball into the neighboring zip code. The vibe is a mix of intense grunting from players who definitely didn't warm up and the awkward, rhythmic "human windshield wiper" motion of your neck as you track a rally that moves at the speed of a casual stroll. Between the "junk ballers" who win points by hitting shots that look like accidents and the "gadget guys" covered in high-tech sensors but still missing their serves, it’s the only place where you can hear someone yell "Sorry!" while secretly being thrilled their ball hit the net and died. It's pure, uncoordinated bliss, topped off by the occasional stray ball that forces you to choose between protecting your iced coffee or your dignity.

17 min
JAN 16

10% Rackets, 90% Loose Ibuprofen and Regret

Carrying a modern tennis bag is less about sports and more about preparing for a minor civilization collapse. Nestled between your three identical rackets—strung at slightly different tensions for "feel" but mostly for "superstition"—lies a geological survey of your life, including a "lucky" rubber chicken from twelve years ago and granola bars so old they’ve become structural. Your medical pocket is basically a mobile pharmacy, stocked with enough Advil, lidocaine patches, and KT tape to mummify a small horse, alongside emergency zip ties because you never know when the court windscreen might stage a revolution. By the time you’ve packed five cans of balls, a gallon of "Aussie fuel," three changes of clothes, and a tripod for your inevitable viral highlight reel, the bag weighs more than you do. You might look like a pro entering the court, but everyone knows the true mark of a veteran is the person who can unearth a specific dampener from the bottom of that abyss without needing a search-and-rescue team.

16 min
JAN 14

Three Sets and A Prayer

When you're three long sets deep and still trying to win, the match stops being a sport and starts being a silent comedy about human suffering. Every serve feels like launching a small cannonball using a noodle for an arm, and your movements across the court resemble a very tired mime trying to escape an invisible box. You begin to question all your life choices, especially the one that led you to the tennis court on this particular day, all while maintaining a serious "game face" despite the fact you can barely breathe and a small voice in your head is just screaming, "Why are we doing this?!". The winning shot, when it finally comes, is less about skill and more about which player's body decided to stop rebelling first.

13 min
JAN 9

SORRY, NOT SORRY

If you’ve just nailed your opponent with a "Wilson sandwich," the unspoken rule of tennis is the "fake-apology wave." You raise your racket to look regretful, but deep down, you’re just glad the ball didn't land out. It’s the ultimate power move: maintaining the moral high ground while your opponent tries to figure out if that fuzzy yellow blur left a permanent mark. Just remember, a polite "sorry" keeps the match from turning into a dodgeball tournament—unless, of course, they were crowding the net, in which case they basically asked for it. Keep your poker face steady and check out more tennis etiquette tips to stay "classy" while you dominate.

14 min
JAN 6

Holy Shot That Hurt!

Tennis injuries are a masterclass in irony, where the most common ailment is literally named after the sport itself as if the game is trying to take credit for your physical decline. You haven't truly reached peak recreational tennis status until you’ve developed "tennis elbow" from a single over-enthusiastic backhand or a "lazy shoulder" that decides to retire mid-serve. Between rolling an ankle on a stray ball and the sheer betrayal of a hamstring that gives out during a light jog to the net, the average player’s medical file reads like a slapstick comedy script. Ultimately, most players spend more time smelling like a walking pharmacy of ibuprofen and muscle cream than they do actually hitting winners, proving that the real "love" in tennis is the devotion required to keep playing through a list of injuries that would bench a professional stuntman.

15 min
JAN 2

Stacked & Strategic

In tennis, a "stacked" lineup is the strategic equivalent of bringing a bazooka to a knife fight. It involves placing your best players in the lower seeds to guarantee a "clean sweep" against the opponent's unsuspecting hobbyists, essentially turning a competitive match into a sanctioned mugging [2]. While the captain calls it "tactical depth," the opponents usually call it "unfair" and "why is a semi-pro playing at Line 3?" Success depends on maintaining a poker face while your overqualified ringer finishes their match in twenty minutes, leaving just enough time for the team to celebrate their "hard-earned" victory at the nearest bar.

14 min
12/31/2025

Serve or Not to Serve

In tennis, the choice to serve first or receive first is made by the winner of a coin toss or racquet spin at the beginning of the match. There is no official rule dictating which option to choose, as it is a matter of personal strategy and preference, with valid arguments for both.

15 min
12/24/2025

Family Tennis Fire

Family tennis: where love and groundstrokes collide with a competitive streak rivaling the pros. Our matches are legendary for their intensity, not necessarily for the skill displayed, but for the sheer determination to claim bragging rights until the next holiday gathering. Arguments over line calls are more common than aces, and the score is less important than the elaborate celebration dance after winning a single point. It's a high-stakes, low-skill spectacle where the only thing fiercer than the competition is the post-match debate about who truly won (and who cheated).

16 min

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Welcome to "The Real Tennis Dolls"

Grab your racket and get ready for the inside scoop! Join hosts Melanie Stevens and Tawny Young on The Real Tennis Dolls for an unfiltered serve of the latest tennis world gossip, hot takes, and a healthy dose of their own hilarious life stories. It's your ace for all things fun on and off the court.

11/11/2025

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Grab your racket and get ready for the inside scoop! Join hosts Melanie Stevens and Tawny Young on The Real Tennis Dolls for an unfiltered serve of the latest tennis world gossip, hot takes, and a healthy dose of their own hilarious life stories. It's your ace for all things fun on and off the court.

Creator

Melanie Stevens & Tawny Young
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

21
Rating

Clean
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