Altered Judgement

Alex And Joe
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Two friends. Zero filters. Morning radio energy meets late-night talk show! We love supporting local! Message Us let's collaborate! New Episodes Bi-Weekly!

  1. Sep 18

    Episode 28: Distinguished Degenerates 2

    Welcome back to Altered Judgement for the second installment of our classiest tradition: Distinguished Degenerates II! We kick things off in high style with Dingle Gin & Tonics before diving headfirst into an Irish whiskey tasting straight from Joe's recent trip to Ireland. We break down the flavor profiles, nose, and finishes of Jameson Original, Jameson Black Barrel, Jameson 12-Year Distillery Reserve, and the standout Dingle Distillery 10-Year Single Malt.From there, our distinguished personas completely unravel into pure degeneracy as we rapid-fire through unhinged internet rabbit holes—from Andy Milonakis and the Robert Pattinson Chris Hansen movie to bizarre addictions, horror-story caving TikToks, and a very serious debate on the physics and hygiene of farting on food. Finally, we premiere our brand-new segment, "Reel Reactions," scrolling through our unhinged Instagram Reels feed before battery failure takes over.Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Tell us if you want more "Reel Reactions" and let us know your favorite whiskey down below!Follow & Support Altered Judgement: @alteredjudgementpodcast on all socials!Episode Chapters:00:00 - Intro & Dingle Gin & Tonics03:59 - Irish Whiskey Tasting: Styles & Distillation09:29 - Jameson Original Tasting13:26 - Jameson Black Barrel16:26 - Jameson 12-Year Distillery Reserve19:24 - Dingle Distillery 10-Year Single Malt25:07 - Andy Milonakis Rumors & Age26:46 - Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen & Vampire Shows30:31 - My Strange Addiction, Hoarders & Crime Scene Cleanup35:09 - Disclosing Deaths in Real Estate38:19 - Renaming Lake Ontario & Spelunking / Caving TikToks44:17 - The Food-Farting Debate & Hygiene Logistics49:27 - Reel Reactions: Parkour, Gators & AI Parodies56:47 - Reel Reactions: Emo Covers, Street Food & Internet Clips01:17:18 - Reel Reactions: Kid Fails & Dying Cameras01:20:47 - Wrap-Up & Upcoming Studio Plans

  2. Sep 9

    Episode 27: The SandlerSode

    We’re back after a month off, suited up in our Happy Gilmore jerseys (and an uncomfortably warm penguin suit), to celebrate the Sandman himself! In this episode of Altered Judgement, we raise a glass of "Golden Parachute" hazy IPA and dive headfirst into the Happy Madison universe in honor of Adam Sandler's milestone birthday. From his Mount Rushmore run on Saturday Night Live and 90s classic comedies to his modern Netflix era and family projects like You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah, we break down what makes his career so iconic. Plus, we debate our top Sandler films, play an intense round of "Steps to Sandler," and close things out with our favorite movie quotes. In this episode, we break down: Our month off and what’s ahead for the studio Cracking open "Golden Parachute" hazy IPAs Sandler turning the big 6-0 and his Mount Rushmore comedy status A full career deep dive—from the SNL golden era and '90s comedy masterclasses to his dramatic shifts and Netflix hits How Sandler shaped our senses of humor and pop culture as we know it Steps to Sandler: The connection game (and penguin suit debut) What is your all-time favorite Adam Sandler movie? Drop your top pick in the comments below! 🍻 Join the Altered Universe: Like, comment, and subscribe to keep up with every episode, beer review, and studio debate.

  3. Sep 4

    Episode 26: Sharon Is Caring

    In this episode of Altered Judgement, the crew welcomes Sharon the founder of Whitefawn Wellness, ordained interfaith minister, fitness coach, and holistic therapist with over four decades of experience. Sharon shares her personal journey from competitive fitness and navigating body dysmorphia to discovering indigenous spirituality and the holistic connection between mind, body, emotion, and spirit. The conversation dives into the impact of modern technology on youth, building sustainable wellness habits through micro-practices, and her latest work facilitating legal psilocybin-assisted retreats with the Ancestra Foundation. Stay tuned after the outro for an exclusive, guided grounding exercise led by Sharon! 🌿 Connect with Sharon & Her Work: • Whitefawn Wellness: https://whitefawnwellness.com • Ancestra Foundation: https://ancestrafoundation.org • Book: "Create the Life You Desire: A Guided Journal" by Sharon White (Available on Amazon) 🔔 Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more episodes! Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter 00:01:20 - Welcoming Sharon White & 4 Decades in Wellness 00:04:20 - Fitness, Body Dysmorphia & Mental Health Awareness 00:06:50 - Indigenous Roots & Interfaith Ministry 00:08:40 - Building the Mariposa Wellness Sanctuary 00:12:10 - Land Stewardship & California vs. PA Life 00:15:45 - Raising Kids Around Nature vs. Screens 00:20:05 - The Impact of Technology & AI on Developing Brains 00:27:45 - The Medicine Wheel: Mind, Body, Emotion & Spirit 00:33:00 - "Create the Life You Desire" Guided Journal 00:36:55 - MAX Principle: Layering Wellness into Daily Habits 00:41:30 - Breaking Thought Patterns & Catastrophizing 00:43:40 - Psychedelic-Assisted Therapy & Ancestra Foundation 00:47:30 - Neuroplasticity, Trauma Healing & Integration 00:52:50 - Whitefawn Wellness Logo & Offerings 00:54:35 - Final Thoughts & Outro 00:56:20 - Bonus: Sharon's Guided Grounding Exercise

  4. Aug 28

    Episode 25: The Joe Must Go On!

    Welcome back to Altered Judgement! In Episode 25, the crew celebrates a major milestone by welcoming back their first-ever repeat guest, Joe. What starts with shots of Chicago’s infamous Jeppson’s Malört quickly spirals into conversations about viral raccoons, local Pennsylvania cryptids, flip phone disasters from 2007, Canadian wildfire smoke, and bold Philly sports theories (could LeBron James or Conor McDavid actually land in Philadelphia?). To close it out, the crew breaks out the party game Sketchy Answers for an unhinged rapid-fire round of prompt-driven comedy. Episode Chapters: [00:01] - Intro & Hotel Pool Story [03:30] - Taking Shots of Jeppson's Malört [07:35] - Olestra, Baked Chips & 90s Throwbacks [08:50] - Tasting Local Drinks (Two Moods Orange Crush) [09:40] - Jimothy the Raccoon & The Pennsylvania Squonk [12:58] - Re-Introducing Joe & Remembering Episode 2 [18:36] - Milestone Reflections: 25 Episodes & Studio Evolution [28:04] - The 2007 Flip Phone Story [32:00] - Wildfire Smoke, Weather Patterns & Tornado Alley Shifts [40:27] - Philly Sports: LeBron to Sixers & McDavid Rumors [50:24] - Wawa HoagieFest Rant & The Deli Counter Era [58:20] - Emu Sounds & Strange Animal Trivia [01:01:00] - Sketchy Answers: Worst Brand Name for Toilet Paper [01:04:53] - Sketchy Answers: Okay in Video Games, Frowned Upon in Real Life [01:06:14] - Sketchy Answers: Worst Google Search Before a Job Interview [01:08:41] - Sketchy Answers: If My Pet Could Talk... [01:10:38] - Sketchy Answers: Replacing "Love" in Song Titles [01:13:24] - Sketchy Answers: Worst Thing to Say in a Wedding Toast [01:15:30] - Sketchy Answers: High School Habits That Get You Fired [01:18:46] - Sketchy Answers: Terrible PA Tourist Attractions [01:21:00] - Sketchy Answers: Signature Bedroom Moves [01:22:49] - Outro & Wrap-Up

  5. Aug 21

    Episode 24: Taking Back Delco w The Delcobras

    In this episode of Altered Judgement, the hosts sit down with Jim, Mark, and Nick from The Delcobras, the local band responsible for creating the podcast's official theme song. The guys talk about their band's origin story (transitioning from their original bedroom-pop project Scoopski), their local gigging schedule around the Philly area, and upcoming releases—including their new single "Freedom Smile" and an upcoming full-length album.In between music talk, they play a game of "Emo or ENO," debate the decline of classic retro Wawas versus modern Super Wawas, recount wild concert/theater stories (including a infamous Twilight midnight release projector disaster), and give details on where to catch them live. Episode Chapters: (00:00) Intro & Welcoming The Delcobras (03:36) From Scoopski to The Delcobras (06:51) Choosing the Band Name (07:58) 2007 Basement Demos & Nostalgia (11:51) Shows, New Merch & "Freedom Smile" (15:11) Listening to Delcobras Tracks (22:28) The AMC Theater Twilight Incident(26:18) Game: Emo or ENO? (37:48) Bamboozle & Warped Tour Memories (41:08) The Evolution of the Philly Music Scene (49:26) Super Wawa vs. Retro Wawa (54:35) Rehearsal Spaces & Studio Recording (58:21) Upcoming Live Shows & Outro

  6. Aug 14

    Episode 23: Stop Trying to Make Sketch Happen

    In this episode of Altered Judgement, the hosts jump into a wide-ranging conversation covering bizarre urban legends, health scares, and mind-bending theories. They start off discussing whether ice cream truck drivers have secret turf wars, react to an unexpectedly provocative ice cream song, and dive into recent food parasite scares and colonoscopy prep stories. Later, they tackle space-time continuum shifts around the Large Hadron Collider shutdown, test each other on famous Mandela Effects, and debate proper parking lot etiquette. To cap off the episode, they introduce and play a new Jackbox-style party game called "Sketchy Answers", where they face off on hilarious and unhinged prompts. Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 - Intro & Catching Up 00:03:45 - Ice Cream Truck Turf Wars 00:09:25 - Food Parasites & Ass Topics 00:14:25 - The Large Hadron Collider & Time Warps 00:16:00 - The Mandela Effect 00:25:58 - Parking Lot Etiquette 00:29:55 - Game Intro: "Sketchy Answers" 00:31:55 - Playing "Sketchy Answers" 00:58:20 - Post-Game Wrap Up & Future Guests

  7. Aug 7 ·  Bonus

    Altered Judgement Christmas In July Special

    It’s Christmas in July on Altered Judgement! The boys start things off cooling down in the pool before bringing the holiday cheer straight into the studio. First, musician Billy November drops by to perform a live acoustic set, open up about his metal roots and Events that led him to become the musician he is today, we also break down his transition into country and Latin-infused pop. Repeat guest Blum makes a surprise appearance at the desk to share a few laughs and jump in on the conversation. Then, Michela from Baked by Michela brings an absolute arsenal of holiday desserts—from peppermint bark brownies to Little Debbie Christmas tree cheesecake. She talks about her journey from flea market hustle to opening her Southampton storefront, the realities of running a small business, and joins the crew for an unforgettable taste test of Jeppson's Malört. Sounds like a normal Christmas in July to us! Episode Chapters 00:00 Intro01:12 In Pool Intro 02:51 Billy November Intro 03:45 Billy November Origin Story 06:20 First Guitar & Forrays Into Music Projects 15:00 Genre Blends & New Music Styles 17:40 Billy November – "Only in Fairytales" (LIVE Original Song) 23:25 Deep Dive Into Content & Music Creation 30:00 Future Song Releases & Live Performances 35:14 Billy November – "Vampires Deja Vu" (LIVE Performance) 39:05 The Great Concert Bathroom Use Debate 41:20 The Mount Rushmore of Concerts 48:00 Blum Swings By the Studio 55:45 Billy November – "Into You" (LIVE Paramore Cover) 59:20 Michela of Baked by Michela Arrives at the Studio 1:00:00 The Holiday Treat Gauntlet Reveal 1:04:20 Baked by Michela Origin Story 1:11:00 The Transition to Her Current Storefront 1:15:20 The One-Bite Mistake 1:19:28 The Froot Loops Cheesecake Fail 1:22:17 We Ask "The Question" to Michela 1:29:50 The Fresh Lemonade Origin Story 1:31:31 The Future of Baked by Michela 1:36:40 The Gingerbread Massacre 1:38:45 Michela Meets Malört 1:42:00 The Holiday Convo & Closing 1:47:45 The In-Pool Outro 1:48:40 Billy November – "Redbone" (LIVE Childish Gambino Cover Outro

  8. Jul 31

    Episode 22: Irish Goodbye

    Welcome to Episode 22 of Altered Judgement, "Irish Goodbye"!This week, Joe returns from his international trip to Ireland and shares all of his wild stories. The guys crack open some Magners (or Bulmers) cider as Joe recounts his experiences navigating impossibly thin roads on the left side of the car, visiting the stunning Slieve League cliffs, and dealing with American "Karens" at the Guinness Storehouse.After catching up on the podcast's recent guest hosts and upcoming episodes, the conversation takes a wild turn into extreme weather. They discuss the current heat wave, Super El Niño predictions, the shifting of Tornado Alley, and share a crazy personal story about surviving a tornado during a canoe trip. Finally, they round out the episode with a deep dive into the rapid (and sometimes scary) advancements in AI, the rise of massive data centers, and the ethical dilemmas of artificial intelligence. Grab a cold drink, cool off, and tune in! Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction & Cold Open 00:01:10 - Joe Returns from Ireland & Tasting Magners (Bulmers) Cider 00:07:08 - The Froot Loop Butt & Irish Studio Souvenirs 00:10:00 - Irish Fast Food & The Chaos of Driving on the Left Side 00:15:00 - Crossing the Northern Ireland Border & Super Thin Roads 00:17:08 - Slieve League vs. The Cliffs of Moher 00:22:50 - Exploring Dingle & The Fairy Fort Petting Zoo 00:25:12 - The Guinness Storehouse & A Rude American Tourist 00:27:04 - Podcast Updates: Chef Nick Filling In & Future Episodes 00:36:19 - Paul Carpenter Art & Coping with the Heat Wave 00:38:03 - Extreme Weather, Super El Niño, & Hurricane Season 00:43:35 - Tornado Alley & Wild Weather Patterns 00:51:46 - A Wild Story: Surviving a Tornado on a Canoe Trip 00:58:18 - Egregious Warning Labels, Defamation, & Legal Gray Areas 01:01:39 - The AI Revolution: Deepfakes, Lawsuits, & Data Centers 01:09:50 - AI in the Military & The Loss of Human Empathy 01:13:07 - Wrap Up & Outro

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Two friends. Zero filters. Morning radio energy meets late-night talk show! We love supporting local! Message Us let's collaborate! New Episodes Bi-Weekly!

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  • Creator
    Alex And Joe
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    37
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Alex And Joe
  • Show Website
    Altered Judgement