Nine Lives No More

Eggs Benedict

Nine Lives No More is a comedy true-crime podcast that investigates the mysterious misdeeds of two seemingly innocent house cats. Hosted by "Eggs Benedict", each episode uncovers new “feline felonies” — from drowned toys to buried evidence, sabotaged wires, and escalating sisterly suspicion. With over-the-top narration, tongue-in-cheek “paw-lice reports,” and a house full of chaos, this whisker-twisting saga asks the ultimate question: Are these crimes accidents… or is something far more sinister hiding behind those fluffy faces?

Episodes

  1. Jan 26

    Episode 9 - The Curious Incident of the Cat at Tea Time

    Socks are disappearing. Not all socks. Just one side.Join Eggs Benedict, your host and guide in this episode where a crime surprisingly splash, spark, or explode into floury chaos. Instead, was explore a crime that took place, slowly, piece by piece. Sock by sock. Was this sabotage? A bid for extra treats? Or simply the long game of a cat who understands power?Listen to the penultimate episode in this chapter exploring the criminal world of Smokey and Pepper. Music credited to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and alanajordan⁠

  2. Jan 12

    Episode 8 - No Country For Old Mice

    The chaos continues in this purr-plexing episode of Nine Lives No More. After Christmas, the cats leave behind a new crime scene — a flour-covered kitchen that raises more questions than answers. Was it Pepper’s fiery curiosity or Smokey’s silent mischief? As paw prints, shredded tea towels, and an open flour bag point to feline foul play, we dig into another unsolved mystery in the house. Join me, Eggs Benedict as we delve into the next installment of the crimes committed by these two crafty kitties. Music credited to ⁠⁠⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠⁠⁠ and Megalix

  3. 12/24/2025

    Episode 7 - A Christmas Tail

    Christmas comes to Nine Lives No More, and as to be expected, chaos follows. When a beautifully decorated Douglas fir mysteriously topples, baubles shatter, and festive lights go dark, all signs point to Smokey and Pepper: two cats with suspiciously spotless records and zero remorse. Host and guide, Eggs Benedict investigates a holiday crime scene filled with fir needles, broken ornaments, and unwavering feline innocence. Was it an accident… or a perfectly executed Christmas caper? Music credited to PaoloArgento ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠⁠.

  4. 12/22/2025

    Episode 6: Claw and Peace

    In this wet and mysterious episode of Nine Lives No More, the paw-prints of a feline felon are all over the scene — but who’s the culprit? Smokey or Pepper? With a bathroom ruined and a tuft of grey fur found at the scene, suspicion falls on Smokey. But with a solid defense from her legal team, the case isn’t as clear-cut as it seems. Will justice be served, or will our fluffy suspect slip through the claws of the law? Tune in to find out — and don’t forget to keep your paws clean! Music credited to geoffharvey⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠.

  5. 12/15/2025

    Episode 5: The Great Catsby

    A peaceful evening turns into a scarlet crime scene in this dramatic instalment of Nine Lives No More, featuring Eggs Florentine as your host for this episode of feline related crime. When our cat parents return home to find red wool shredded, smeared, and scattered like a feline horror film, all paws point to Smokey — the usual wool-obsessed suspect. But a single strand of evidence beneath Pepper’s paw complicates the case. Is this crafty chaos the work of one mischievous moggie… or two? Tune in for tangled clues, sibling rivalry, and a mystery as twisted as the yarn itself. Music credited to ⁠Universfield⁠ and ⁠JoelFazhari⁠.

  6. 12/08/2025

    Episode 4: Pride and Purrjudice

    Join Eggs Benedict for the latest episode on our two feline fatales; Smokey and Pepper; it would seem their crimes have started to escalate. We return back to the house for the scene of the latest crime, allegedly committed by our furry suspects. This time, with the lights being taken out by one (or both) of our prime suspects, it would appear the next goal is to plunge our investigation into darkness. Listen now for the next episode as the case deepens, alliances shift, and the darkness hides more than anyone bargained for. Music credited to Universfield and JoelFazhari.

  7. 11/27/2025

    Episode 3: Of Mice and Mews

    In Episode 3 of Nine Lives No More, host Eggs Benedict returns to investigate a fresh feline mystery: the drowning and mysterious burial of a beloved clucking chicken toy. With Smokey and Pepper turning the garden into a crime scene of muddy craters and shallow graves, the question remains—are these cats working together, or is one a lone toy-tormenting culprit? Join us as we dig into the truth behind the latest case of claw-and-order chaos. Music credits go to JoelFazhari and Serge Quadrado Music.

  8. 11/27/2025

    Episode 2: A Tail of Two Kitties

    The feline felonies continue in Nine Lives No More, the cat-themed true-crime parody where every suspect purrs and every mystery leads straight to the litter box. In this episode, host Eggs Benedict dives into a new household whodunnit: another toy has turned up drowned in the water bowl — this time, Pepper’s beloved duck. With both cats acting suspiciously silent and no witnesses willing to meow, the case raises more questions than answers. Is it revenge, coincidence, or something more sinister lurking behind those innocent whiskers? Tune in as we unravel the latest toy tragedy and inch closer to uncovering the truth in this claw-gripping saga. Music credits go to ⁠JoelFazhari and geoffharvey

  9. 11/26/2025

    Episode 1: Murder on the Purrient Express

    In this first episode of Nine Lives No More, host Eggs Benedict dives whiskers-first into a chilling domestic mystery: the sudden “death” of Smokey the cat’s beloved stuffed owl. When a young couple returns home to find the toy floating lifelessly in a bowl of water and both feline suspects conveniently hiding upstairs — questions arise... Was this an unfortunate tumble… or a calculated act of plush-murder? With evasive suspects, contradictory timelines, and absolutely zero cooperation from Pepper and Smokey, this case is as murky as the waterlogged crime scene. Join us as we unravel the motives, mischief, and possible malice behind this purrculiar toy tragedy. The music in this episode was by Universfield and JoelFazhari

  • 9 Episodes

About

Nine Lives No More is a comedy true-crime podcast that investigates the mysterious misdeeds of two seemingly innocent house cats. Hosted by "Eggs Benedict", each episode uncovers new “feline felonies” — from drowned toys to buried evidence, sabotaged wires, and escalating sisterly suspicion. With over-the-top narration, tongue-in-cheek “paw-lice reports,” and a house full of chaos, this whisker-twisting saga asks the ultimate question: Are these crimes accidents… or is something far more sinister hiding behind those fluffy faces?

Information

  • Creator
    Eggs Benedict
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Eggs Benedict
  • Show Website
    Nine Lives No More