A Den of Bros

Linden and Caraden

A Den of Bros is LinDEN and CaraDEN, two brothers and best friends whose acerbic wit will irrevocably lull you to sleep.

  1. Djim's three magic pranks

    May 31

    Djim's three magic pranks

    This episode was recorded a week ago on National Brother Day (although this is never mentioned in the episode). We uploaded it extra late due to circumstances beyond our control. Please enjoy responsibly, ideally with your brother. Topics discussed: It is too hot.You missed bro day (this is different to National Brother Day).Fascismwatch 2026.Sandwich chat.Linden wants pancakes and crumpets.There are diamonds in Uranus.Caraden remakes the world in his image.Linden is (still) depressed,Spaghetto facts.This podcast is an oubiette.Caraden's ASMR triggers. This week's cancelled celebrity deathmatch is Claire Dave VS Sarah Silverman. Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    55 min
  2. Swiftly Flies the Wind Fox

    Apr 26

    Swiftly Flies the Wind Fox

    We are back again after another extended absence and only one of us is still ill. This may not be a funny one, but it is at least authentic. Topics discussed: Linden's favourite Frankenstein.More space facts.Crayfish or slow worm?Caraden has read part of a book.If other animals grew like frogs (or Pokemon).Caraden finds a warhorn.Are sandwiches the most important invention? (Ask Tal Lavin)Savoury breakfast cereals.Pants pissing contest.Which of our friends would go to Mordor with us? Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film The Virgin Suicides (1999) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1 hr
  3. The Mouse Man Cometh

    Apr 5

    The Mouse Man Cometh

    The brothers are sick, but not in a good way. Perhaps that's because this is the thirteenth episode, the spookiest and unluckiest of numbers. Topics discussed: Caraden needs to read more.Linden gives a fun fact.Caraden pitches a new Friday the 13th movie.Do ghosts poo?Caraden explains straight people horniness.Spookiest nightmares.Where would you hide a mouse?Caraden tries to monopolise being ill.The most unlucky thing to happen to Caraden (isn't actually that unlucky). Linden's movie recommendation this week is the film Wendell & Wild (2022) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1h 7m
  4. The Twelfth Labour of Brocules

    Mar 22

    The Twelfth Labour of Brocules

    They're back and energised after their long absence, with a special themed episode of A Den of Bros. That's right, you asked for it, and this episode is all about Greek mythology. Topics discussed: The most underrated Greek god.Caraden tries to wrangle Linden's emotional state.Which of Heracles Labours do you think you could do?Linden is really horny for Zeus, like REALLY horny.Ancient Greeks hated women (and so does God of War).A guy with a hundred hands? Sounds hot.Linden impressively passes Caraden's Zeus quiz. Linden didn't have a movie recommendation this week. Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Zeus VS Typhon. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1h 3m
  5. Our worst episode ever (do not watch)

    Feb 22

    Our worst episode ever (do not watch)

    This is not a bit, any subsequent episodes we record that are worse than this one will not be published. We promise this is the worst episode we will ever have. Topics discussed: Linden criticises Caraden's consumption of media.Something about the flaps on zeppelins.Why don't aliens like us?Complaining about the PS5.Caraden is sleepy.Linden has to pee.If ninjas were tigers and lions were samurai, what are we even talking about? Linden's movie recommendation this week is Season of the Witch (1973) Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jon Blow VS Julian Cordero. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1h 11m
  6. Whale Internet

    Feb 15

    Whale Internet

    On this special Kill All Straight People Day episode of A Den of Bros, Linden and Caraden continue the immortal trend of being cool little men :) Topics discussed: How great Hever Castle is.Friday 13th rituals to help improve your life!Employee Assistance programs refuse to give employees assistance.A special guest has to poop!Ill advised pushup contest between brothers.Who would you take on a desert island who can hang and also wouldn't eat you.Fascismwatch: it's still happening.Who is the most romantic tube station to go on a date with?How do Atlantians read?Linden is not allowed to play DQ3 on Gameboy Color while recording :(What D&D (or Morrowind) class would you be?Robin Hobb's Ship of Magic made me want to marry a boat. Linden's movie recommendation this week is About a Place in the Kinki Region (2025). Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Martha Stewart VS Jimmy Carr. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1h 2m
  7. You Could Become the Most Powerful Ghost

    Feb 8

    You Could Become the Most Powerful Ghost

    The bros are a week late and still tired, but not too tired to sit down and talk for an hour. Topics discussed: Surprise new My Chemical Romance album.Caraden talks about boring space mumbo-jumbo.How many eggs can you fit in your mouth?Justice Smith appreciation.The successor to Vape.Who is the most powerful ghost?Little Miss Sunshine is 20.Which vegetable is sexiest?Tarot draw for this week: Ace of Pentacles and reversed Queen of Wands, indicating a divine gift and chaos. Linden's movie recommendation this week is Boy (2010). Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Timothy Busfield VS Jackey Vinson. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1h 6m
  8. Two Sleepy Bros

    Jan 25

    Two Sleepy Bros

    In their sleepiest episode yet, Linden and Caraden are extremely sleepy loveable boys who crack each other up:) Topics discussed: * Should you leave your dentist who does a bad job but is funny? * Caraden lists all the presidents he can in 90 seconds. * Caraden’s Pedantic and/or Obscure Fact of the Week * Minnesota VS ICE shoutouts * How do you read? * The best way to play strategy games (is with a drawing tablet display monitor) * Tarot draw for the week is strong and powerful and possibly misguided * Is Tails gay?
 Linden's movie recommendation this week is Freaky Tales (2024). Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Bean Dad VS Boston Slide Cop. Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

    1h 1m
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A Den of Bros is LinDEN and CaraDEN, two brothers and best friends whose acerbic wit will irrevocably lull you to sleep.

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  • Creator
    Linden and Caraden
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © all rights by linden well done xoxo 2025
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    A Den of Bros