The LOW Performance Podcast

Alan McColl, Jack Stanley, Linden Preen
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Taking a look at the ugly side of the beautiful game ... and finding beauty in it.

  1. 6d ago

    Ep28 - Best Worst Officiating (PART 2 + QUIZ)

    This episode we "dive" into our choices for the best worst referees, decisions and VAR calls.. Just a few highlights: - AFCON in all its glory, blowing for full time several times and still not playing 90 minutes - Alan and his continued beef with Barry Knight - Ben Thatcher somehow avoiding a GBH charge and getting a yellow card instead - Italy v South Korea in the 2002 world cup resulting in a referee with 6kg of heroin on him at JFK Airport

    1h 17m

  2. May 20

    Ep27 - Best Worst Officiating (PART 1)

    In this part of the episode we are strangley up-to-date. Arsenal champions and Southampton out of the play offs, we recorded on a busy footballing news night. We also discuss our low performance moments of the week including Ronaldo's dissapointment, Neymars substitution rage and we delve into the best fottball club songs!

    1h 3m

  3. May 15

    Ep26 - The Fault Vault Vol I (PART 2 + QUIZ)

    This episode we delve into our Fault Vault! Man City not knowing what result they need, Torres missing an open goal, Germany making light work of Brazil and an Irishman not knowing where Dublin is! All of that plus we dip our toe into true crime with a MURDER!

    1h 3m

  4. May 13

    Ep25 - The Fault Vault Vol I (PART 1)

    Welcome to the "Fault Vault"! A place we store all of the low performance moments from history. In Part 1 we discuss our low performance moments of the week, Salah-Kopp-isms, listener correspondence and set up our topic for part 2. On the menu today - Fifa debut badges, viral Forest fans, Raheem Sterling's Ballon D'or clause and Spy Gate 2.0 Plus a 10 minute meandering speach by Jack about the Serie C playoffs. Thos who use the podcast to sleep to can skip to the 45 minue mark!

    1h 3m

  5. May 8

    Ep24 - The Low Performance Years Vol I (PART 2 + QUIZ)

    Champions League in itv? Baggy kits? Teletext? We miss them all and more. Listen to se why and what else has us tearing up with nostalgia. Football was better when it was worse.

    1h 11m

  6. May 6

    Ep23 - The Low Performance Years Vol I (PART 1)

    This week we look back at the things we miss most about football from the past. For part 1 though we discuss our low performance moment of the week, read your correspondence and Salah-Klopp-isms and generally waffle. The "Leeds Alarm" has been set off, can a player have a "wand of a RIGHT foot", did we see the softest penalty ever this week and what was the Zaragoza keeper thinking? All that and more on this weeks episode...

    51 min

  7. May 1

    Ep22 - Best Worst Strange Injuries (PART 2)

    Into the meat (or should that be egg?) of our episode! Drilling your own foot? Sneezing? Changing gear in the car? All caused injuries to players in this episode. Plus, how did the underground heating at Old Trafford lead to Steve Hodge selling Maradona's shorts for £12m? And can an egg take you out for the rest of the season? All this plus a quiz. Enjoy!!

    44 min

  8. Apr 29

    Ep21 - Best Worst Strange Injuries

    In this episode, we discuss our low-performance moments of the week and read your correspondence. We cover the glory of York v Rochdale - Did a fan empty some ashes on the pitch? Poor Jack discusses Leeds' Wembley form. What is the Italian solution to the Iran World Cup problem? And Abi from West Cork wants us to go further into injuries...

    50 min
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Taking a look at the ugly side of the beautiful game ... and finding beauty in it.

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  • Creator
    Alan McColl, Jack Stanley, Linden Preen
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Alan McColl, Jack Stanley, Linden Preen
  • Show Website
    The LOW Performance Podcast