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Chew On It!
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Chew On It! is a faith-based comedy podcast where Tahlia and Jessie tackle big thoughts and random tangents with humor, honesty, and a little bit of chaos... 'cause after all, we're just girls. From deep theology to dino nuggets, nothing’s off the table — so grab a snack and come "chew on it" with us! New episode every other Monday.

Episodes

  1. Chew On It! | Ep. 10 - “2000’s Church Kids” | Early 2000’s Nostalgia, Throwback Worship Music, & More!

    Jun 1

    Chew On It! | Ep. 10 - “2000’s Church Kids” | Early 2000’s Nostalgia, Throwback Worship Music, & More!

    Remember when every church kid knew all the motions to every song, VeggieTales quotes were basically Scripture, and somehow every VBS had the same snacks? In this episode of Chew On It!, we're taking a trip back to the early 2000s and reliving what it was like growing up as church kids. From Sunday school memories and youth group culture to the unforgettable songs that shaped an entire generation, we're diving headfirst into the nostalgia. And yes... we attempt to sing pretty much every church song we can remember. Fair warning: the quality of our singing may not reflect the enthusiasm with which we perform them. Whether you grew up doing motions to Big House, shouting every word of Toby Mac songs, or still randomly get church camp songs stuck in your head, this episode is for you. Grab a juice pouch, put on your imaginary WWJD bracelet, and join us as we laugh our way through some of the best (and most hilarious) memories of being a 2000s church kid.

    31 min
  2. Chew On It! | Ep. 9 - "Cabins, Confessions, & Chaos" | Church Camp Craziness, Injuries, & More

    Apr 27

    Chew On It! | Ep. 9 - "Cabins, Confessions, & Chaos" | Church Camp Craziness, Injuries, & More

    Pack your bags (and maybe a little emotional resilience), because this episode of Chew On It! is taking you straight to church camp — where the Holy Spirit moves… and so do questionable smells. In “Cabins, Confessions, and Chaos,” we’re diving into the full camp experience: the unhinged energy of cabin life, late-night heart-to-hearts that get way too real, and the innocent yet somehow dramatic world of camp crushes. We’re also unpacking the true test of faith — camp injuries. Because nothing builds character quite like spraining your ankle during capture the flag or discovering that “roughing it” includes bug bites in places you didn’t know could itch. And yes… we address the trauma. The betrayal. The absolutely unnecessary reality of getting farted on by teenage boys who think it’s the peak of comedy. If you’ve ever been to church camp, this will feel like a nostalgic fever dream. If you haven’t… consider this your warning. Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos, and leave wondering how any of us made it out alive (or at least with our dignity intact).

    40 min
  3. Chew On It! | Ep. 8 - "Reel Talk" | Engaging on Social Media, Content Consumption, and More!

    Mar 30

    Chew On It! | Ep. 8 - "Reel Talk" | Engaging on Social Media, Content Consumption, and More!

    What does it actually look like to be on social media as a Christian… not just in what you post, but in what you consume too? In this episode, we’re having some real talk about reels, algorithms, and the tension of wanting to honor God while still being active online. Because let’s be honest—most of us think about what we share, but don’t always stop to consider how what we’re scrolling is shaping us. We get into: The difference between performing your faith vs. actually living it onlineHow to share your beliefs without forcing or faking it Being mindful of what you consume—and how it affects your heart, mindset, and identity Discernment in what you follow, like, and engage with And how to stay grounded instead of getting caught up in comparison, trends, and validation Whether you’re posting daily or just endlessly scrolling, this conversation is a reminder that social media isn’t neutral—it’s forming something in you. So the question is… what are you letting it form? Press play and let’s chew on it.

    48 min
  4. Chew On It! | Ep. 7 - "Overthinking Outloud" | Overthinking Life, Women's Self-Defense, Spanglish, & More

    Mar 2

    Chew On It! | Ep. 7 - "Overthinking Outloud" | Overthinking Life, Women's Self-Defense, Spanglish, & More

    Welcome to "Overthinking Outloud" — where our brains refuse to know peace. In this episode, we spiral through the most unhinged thoughts we’ve ever had, question every social interaction we’ve ever experienced, and somehow end up discussing women’s self-defense strategies like we’re all one inconvenience away from needing a full tactical plan. Also, Tahlia attempts to guess Spanish words… with confidence. Accuracy? Debatable. If you’ve ever overanalyzed a text, a look, or your entire existence—this one’s for you. Buckle up. It gets chaotic.

    39 min
  5. Chew On It! | Ep. 6 - “Holy Ghosted” | Dangers of Dating Apps, Realities of Christian Dating, and More

    Feb 16

    Chew On It! | Ep. 6 - “Holy Ghosted” | Dangers of Dating Apps, Realities of Christian Dating, and More

    Dating apps: where bios say “man of God” but the DMs say something else. In this episode of Chew On It!, we’re diving into the wild world of Christian dating apps, secular dating apps, and the unhinged behavior that somehow thrives on both. From “I love Jesus” in the profile to “wyd” at 1:07am… we’ve seen things. We’re talking red flags, spiritual bypassing, situationships disguised as “God’s timing,” and the very real dangers lurking behind curated selfies and Bible verses in bios. And yet… the plot twist? Sometimes you really do meet the love of your life on a dating app. It’s chaotic. It’s ironic. It’s slightly convicting. Swipe wisely.

    41 min
  6. Chew On It! | Ep. 5 - "This Ain't K-LOVE" | Secular Music vs. Worship Music, Discernment, and More!

    Feb 3

    Chew On It! | Ep. 5 - "This Ain't K-LOVE" | Secular Music vs. Worship Music, Discernment, and More!

    In this episode of Chew On It!, we’re talking about Christians listening to secular music — without clutching our pearls. Is discernment the same thing as fear? Are we allowed to enjoy music that didn’t come from Christian radio? And why does this conversation always come with a little homeschool trauma energy? We joke. We rant. We probably overshare. And somewhere in the chaos, we land on a thoughtful, faith-filled take on engaging culture without losing your convictions — or your sense of humor. No rules. No guilt. Just vibes, wisdom, and a whole lot of “wait… are we allowed to say this?”

    43 min
  7. Chew On It! | Ep. 4 - "We're Chew On It and You're Watching Disney Channel" | Disney Channel Adults, TV Show Reboots, The Jonas Brothers, & More

    Jan 19

    Chew On It! | Ep. 4 - "We're Chew On It and You're Watching Disney Channel" | Disney Channel Adults, TV Show Reboots, The Jonas Brothers, & More

    Grab your Mickey-shaped snacks (but not in a weird Disney adult way) — this week, Tahlia and Jessie dive into the chaotic world of Disney Channel adults. We’re talking former Disney stars who shaped our childhoods (Jonas Brothers supremacy), the unhinged era of Disney Channel original music, the wild wave of TV show reboots, and all the nostalgia-fueled hot-takes you never asked for, but absolutely need. If you grew up yelling “You’re watching Disney Channel!” with a fake wand, this episode is basically your homecoming.

    48 min
  8. Chew On It! | Ep. 3 - "BINGO!" | New Year's Resolutions, 2025/26 Bingo Cards, and More!

    Jan 5

    Chew On It! | Ep. 3 - "BINGO!" | New Year's Resolutions, 2025/26 Bingo Cards, and More!

    New year, same chaos — but with a bingo card. In this episode of Chew On It!, we’re talking New Year’s resolutions (the realistic ones and the delusional ones), creating our 2025/26 bingo cards, and all the things we think are going to happen this year. From habits we swear we’ll keep, to predictions we’re absolutely going to regret saying out loud, this episode is part goal-setting, part unhinged forecasting, and fully unserious. Grab a snack, pull out your imaginary bingo dauber, and chew on it with us.

    1h 7m
  9. Chew On It! | Ep. 2 - "Don't Even Talk To Us" | Introverts in Extroverted Spaces, Evangelism, & More

    12/22/2025

    Chew On It! | Ep. 2 - "Don't Even Talk To Us" | Introverts in Extroverted Spaces, Evangelism, & More

    Tahlia and Jessie get real about being introverts in extroverted spaces — ministry, creative work, leadership, and more. Can introverts evangelize? What does it look like to let God’s strength shine through our social weaknesses? We share how we met, what we do, and how God uses quiet voices for big Kingdom impact.

    35 min
  10. Chew On It! | Ep. 1 - "Unhinged Shower Thoughts" | Gen Z Food, Christians Backing Evolution?! & More

    12/08/2025

    Chew On It! | Ep. 1 - "Unhinged Shower Thoughts" | Gen Z Food, Christians Backing Evolution?! & More

    Tahlia and Jessie spiral (in the best way) into a hilarious conversation about shower habits, Gen Z comfort foods like dino nuggets, how some Christians actually support evolution (?!), and a bunch of other random thoughts that somehow make total sense. Grab your snacks and come "chew on it" with us!

    34 min
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Chew On It! is a faith-based comedy podcast where Tahlia and Jessie tackle big thoughts and random tangents with humor, honesty, and a little bit of chaos... 'cause after all, we're just girls. From deep theology to dino nuggets, nothing’s off the table — so grab a snack and come "chew on it" with us! New episode every other Monday.

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