MidThoughtCrisis

Mid Thought Crisis
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Mid Thought Crisis Welcome to the podcast born from a Mid Thought Crisis — that magical moment when your brain confidently sprints into a sentence, trips over its own shoelaces, and then refuses to explain itself. That’s basically our entire show. Eric and Chris catch up each week armed with zero agenda, unlimited side tangents, and the kind of conversational stamina usually found in toddlers who skipped nap time. Nothing is planned. Everything is accidental. And somehow, it all turns into a surprisingly entertaining spiral of half-formed ideas, questionable logic, and the occasional “Wait… what were we talking about?” If you’ve ever walked into a room and instantly forgotten why, congratulations — you already understand the vibe here. Expect chaos. Expect laughter (maybe only ours). Welcome to the crisis. We live here now. All the links: https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis The knuckleheads on the POD: Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

  1. Sep 22

    My Safe Word is Apple

    Chris got on the Twizzler at Hershey Park with one skinny lap bar and a nine-year-old whose bravery put him to shame. His safe word was Apple. He said it a lot. The ride still didn't stop. Eric has done that ride eight times and still can’t find the happy medium between his manhood being squished or feeling like he could be launched into the ether. Then Raising Cane’s, a new segment where we hunt strangers in Marketplace mirror photos, a $200 roach colony, and a toilet listed as barley used. The call keeps going. 00:00 We forgot how to start again 01:55 Mark clip (still doesn’t work)03:17 Singlet pics, half off04:23 Chris breaks the mic08:05 Florida vs the bunker09:08 Hershey Park / Twizzler13:21 That tiny lap bar14:33 The kid who threw up16:59 Too loose or it crushes the beans20:21 My safe word is Apple20:48 Help me Tom Cruise23:11 Eric has other friends25:41 The pool picture / the visit score27:48 The drop tower that gets Eric30:12 Raising Cane’s, first time32:53 He Googled the sauce34:01 He said she’s “bad”35:30 Who decided Gen Alpha38:02 The swings in a monsoon40:37 NEW: Let’s Reflect55:30 Chubby pan sculpture57:48 $200 roach colony1:00:55 Escape hatch on Air Force One1:07:44 Toilet, barley used1:09:18 That’s the show https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis

  2. Sep 2

    Heat Waves, Disney Cruises, and Why Taylor Needs a Divorce

    We’re back. We didn’t quit. We just went fully dark for six weeks and didn’t warn anybody. Catch-up episode. Eric’s summer: beach, camps, pool, Fourth of July, hostess with the mostest. Chris flew into Dulles, officiated a wedding, and the “compact” rental was a Longhorn Ram. Then the family trip — Venice, Florence, Tuscany, Rome, a seven-day Disney cruise (Santorini, Mykonos, the Pompeii stretch), Paris, Disneyland Paris — booked by Leanne at LV Travel Co. Europe had a heat wave. They canceled the Louvre. Chris would like to introduce France to a technology called air conditioning. Eric would like to introduce eBay: 1941 French rifle, like new, never been used, dropped once. Also: a CDC chart about heat deaths vs gun deaths that we swore wasn’t political, Max Martin writing every pop song you’ve ever heard, Jacob deGrom back on the IL (again), Producer Mike’s battery magazine and Fenwick Island AC situation, Christopher Columbus and 11,000 virgins, and Conor McGregor fighting tomorrow. If you found this from a Reel — the call keeps going. That’s the show. Don’t @ us about the chart. Not a political show. Allegedly. Mid Thought Crisis — back after six weeks. 00:00 We forgot how to do the intro 01:20 We didn’t quit. We just vanished. 04:10 Eric’s summer vs Chris’s Gulf water 08:15 The wedding and the Longhorn Ram 13:00 Italy, Greece, Disney cruise, Paris 15:10 Plug: LV Travel Co 15:43 It’s called summer 19:50 Never been used. Dropped once. 21:00 French government vs actual French people 24:47 The heat-vs-guns chart (not a political show) 27:16 Eric’s C+ in “How Things Work” 32:15 That’s Randy. It’s always Randy. 33:40 Stranded in Atlanta (get a travel agent) 36:10 Name tape on the butt 39:05 Colosseum, quickly 48:31 Taylor should get divorced for the catalog 52:20 We forgot to pay the LLC 52:51 deGrom to the IL (again) 59:47 High-capacity battery magazine 1:01:48 Why they’re called the Virgin Islands 1:05:03 The Odyssey trailer is getting cooked 1:13:57 Producer Mike’s European AC on Fenwick 1:20:56 McGregor vs Holloway tomorrow 1:24:32 That’s the show Listen wherever you already waste a commute.

  3. Jul 20 ·  Bonus

    BONUS EPISODE: The One We Recorded on the Patio

    Two best friends who talk about nothing — and somehow still wind up talking for an hour and a half. In this episode (which was recorded two months ago - we know it's been forever...and we're sorry), we brave technical disasters, Florida thunderstorms, welcome guests, and a whole lot of ridiculous tangents. Expect sarcasm, zero filter, and our usual “somehow still positive” outlook on life’s chaos. In This Episode:Live backyard studio struggles: Rain, tech glitches, hour-and-a-half setup, and constant interruptionsSurprise guests: Haylee, Lauren, and Audrey bring dot cakes and cake-smashing energyFirst Waffle House experience: Finally conquering the legendary spot (daytime version — still solid)Local pizza wars: Brothers Pizza vs. Pat & Carla’s or is it Pat and Carlos?Trending foods: Dot cakes, mukbangs, and other questionable internet fadsWeird news roundup: Driver stuck in fresh concrete, Ohio kindergarten graduation brawl (with pajama lady), and the $27 bagel “Karen” who's giving more Megan Fox and less Karen Sleep science deep dive: Sleep paralysis, falling dreams, night owls being smarter, snoring vs. dreaming, and why sleep deprivation kills faster than starvationJapanese robo-wolves: Nightmare fuel that apparently scares off bears and boarsViral animal clips: BBC talking animals with hilarious voice dubs (“You know I work nights!”)Thunderstorm wisdom: Why you probably shouldn’t cannonball into the pool during lightningEndless banter, feet-related discomfort, and Producer Mike’s silent sufferingChapters:00:00 — Welcome chaos: live set, rain, and surprise guests02:08 — Backyard studio tour and setup struggles05:16 — Eric and Chris healing (Includes Waffle House and The Emperors New Groove)07:54 — Guests arrive + dot cake antics13:42 — First Waffle House experience22:08 — Local pizza talk, family stories, and Pat & Carla’s confusion27:39 — Weird news, kindergarten brawls, and lightning36:36 — Thunderstorm talk and pool-jump debate40:44 — Viral clips and robotic wolves in Japan50:22 — “Karen” or Megan Fox? ($27 bagel meltdown)54:37 — Sleep science, paralysis, dreams, and night owl intelligence66:39 — Curious studies and ridiculous ads71:14 — Animal videos and robo-wolves76:39 — Final thunderstorm chaos77:01 — Deciding not to jump in the pool (lame but responsible choice) This episode was peak Mid Thought Crisis — equal parts unplanned chaos, uncontrollable laughter, and random deep dives. Technical difficulties? Handled. Rain? Ignored. Guests? Embraced. We somehow covered food, Florida life, science, and viral nonsense while staying true to our roots: talking about nothing and enjoying every second of it. Thanks for riding the storm with us. Life’s messy — might as well laugh about it.

  4. May 16

    Broken, Bruised, & Barely Functional

    This episode dives into a hilarious and brutally honest conversation about weekend disasters, injuries, and the strange moments life throws at us. From breaking a tailbone to ridiculous Facebook Marketplace encounters, the stories are packed with humor, sarcasm, and real-life chaos. Along the way, the crew tackles bizarre news, gaming culture, baseball legends, and even the importance of vaccines. Hosted by Chris, Eric, and Producer Mike, this episode delivers laughs, unexpected insights, and nonstop entertaining conversation.

  5. May 6

    Airline Mergers and Other Bad Decisions

    Join Chris and Eric for a fast-moving, humor-filled dive into language quirks, sports analytics, current events, and the strange corners of the internet. From movie references and airline mergers to baseball statistics, historical oddities, and bizarre online listings, no topic is off limits. Packed with sharp observations, unexpected tangents, and plenty of laughs, this episode blends insight and comedy into an entertaining conversation that never slows down.

  6. Apr 29

    Coming Soon Terminal Override!

    Jump into the chaos with MidThought’s Chris and Eric as they fire on all cylinders in an episode that refuses to stay on track—in the best way possible. From rapid-fire jokes to surprisingly deep (and wildly opinionated) movie debates featuring Edge of Tomorrow, the conversation zigzags through everything from underrated films to “wait…that actually makes sense?” theories. Just when you think you’ve got the vibe figured out, they veer into the strange world of Facebook Marketplace—where the listings are questionable, the prices are bold, and the stories practically write themselves. Add in some absurd viral clips, bizarre headlines, and a healthy dose of “only in Florida” energy, and you’ve got a ride. Oh—and yes, they somehow end up talking about the real-life madness of invasive hippos running wild in Colombia, because why wouldn’t they? It’s unpredictable, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly the kind of episode you throw on when you want to laugh, question reality a little, and hear two guys spiral into the best kind of nonsense.

  7. Apr 22

    Ant Smugglers & Acorn Warfare: Reality Has Lost Control

    This episode is pure chaos—in the best way possible. You’ve got a crew diving headfirst into ridiculous news, hot takes, and the kind of debates that somehow feel life-or-death in the moment. One minute they’re passionately defending why The Emperor's New Groove is a cinematic masterpiece (honestly… they’re not wrong), the next they’re unpacking the absolute madness of ant smuggling like it’s a high-stakes crime thriller. Then it gets weirder. We’re talking Florida-level strange—but not just Florida. Think self-declared squirrel royalty, weaponized acorn attacks, and a baseball coach who somehow cheats fate and lives to tell the story. It’s the kind of news that makes you question reality… and then laugh at it anyway. What ties it all together is the banter—fast, unfiltered, and just self-aware enough to keep things from completely derailing (though it definitely tries). Underneath the jokes, there’s actually a thread of “how is this real life?” mixed with some surprisingly solid takeaways. Bottom line: it’s part comedy show, part group chat gone off the rails, and part “you won’t believe this actually happened.”

  8. Apr 20

    Out of This World

    Join Eric and Chris for a lively, laugh-filled podcast episode where humor meets curiosity. From cringe-worthy dad jokes to downright bizarre Facebook Marketplace listings, this episode dives into the strange corners of the internet and the stories that make them unforgettable. Along the way, they unpack recent viral news, react to oddball online finds, and explore how these quirky moments spark conversation and bring communities together. It’s a casual, entertaining ride through internet culture—where the weirdest discoveries often lead to the biggest laughs. Whether you're here for the jokes, the jaw-dropping listings, or the relatable banter, this episode captures how humor and curiosity can turn everyday scrolling into engaging, shareable content.

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Mid Thought Crisis Welcome to the podcast born from a Mid Thought Crisis — that magical moment when your brain confidently sprints into a sentence, trips over its own shoelaces, and then refuses to explain itself. That’s basically our entire show. Eric and Chris catch up each week armed with zero agenda, unlimited side tangents, and the kind of conversational stamina usually found in toddlers who skipped nap time. Nothing is planned. Everything is accidental. And somehow, it all turns into a surprisingly entertaining spiral of half-formed ideas, questionable logic, and the occasional “Wait… what were we talking about?” If you’ve ever walked into a room and instantly forgotten why, congratulations — you already understand the vibe here. Expect chaos. Expect laughter (maybe only ours). Welcome to the crisis. We live here now. All the links: https://linktr.ee/MidThoughtCrisis The knuckleheads on the POD: Eric: @eric.kelley.507 • Chris: @ptopher

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  • Creator
    Mid Thought Crisis
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Mid Thought Crisis
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