Bedtime Stories for My Kids about Nothing

Robin

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Stories for Kids

My girls ask me tell them stories about my life every night before bed. By bedtime I am running on empty and can't recall memories. So they asked me to record myself telling them stories about my life. So this is the podcast. These stories are uneventful and are meant to put my girls to bed. GO TO BED.

Jan 15

Ophelia Birth Story (mom)

The story of Ophelia’s birth.

29 min
Jan 9

Finley birth story (Dad)

Bedtime Stories for My Kids about Nothing

9 min
Jan 8

Finley Birth (Mom)

Bedtime Stories for My Kids about Nothing

22 min
Jan 8

Fletcher Birth Story (Dad)

Bedtime Stories for My Kids about Nothing

9 min
Jan 8

Fletcher Birth Story (Mom)

Bedtime Stories for My Kids about Nothing

14 min
Jan 8

Hunter Birth Story - (Mom)

Bedtime Stories for My Kids about Nothing

9 min
12/19/2025

Grades, Growth & Goofy Memories

In this episode, Mom talks about: 😴 Calming down on purpose and reminding you this is not an exciting podcast🧠 What Mom remembers (and doesn’t remember) from different ages of lifeGrade 2 memories: 🏫 Being in a portable classroom with no bathroom🧑‍🏫 A teacher named Miss Cooper (maybe)🍯 A confusing parent presentation involving either hot dogs or caramel sauce😖 A kid being too grossed out to taste delicious sundae sauce🧠 Thoughts about visualization, sensory stuff, and why people react differently🍽️ Uncle Craig being very stressed about food🤢 A vivid memory of him dramatically taking “one bite” and spitting it out🛝 Blacktop recess, falling on ice, and being deeply embarrassed about a scraped face🎃 Dressing as the Hunchback of Notre Dame for Halloween (yes, really)Grade 5 memories (a BIG year): 📦 Moving houses and switching schools😬 Lying in bed the night before the first day, wondering who you’ll be🏃‍♀️ Becoming “an athlete” (high jump, basketball, track dreams)👕 Wearing a rainbow silk shirt because silk was VERY cool😳 Learning about cliques, popularity, crushes, and Truth or Dare💋 A very confusing first kiss that may not have been a kiss at all👯 Meeting new friends, one who tumbles!🏊 Pools, dives, gymnastics tricks, and “watch what I can do” energy🎥 Making homemade music videos with a giant video camera📺 Trying (and failing) to submit a fake video to America’s Funniest Home VideosGrade 6 & 7 memories: 🏫 Switching schools again and feeder schools merging🤝 Reuniting old friends with new friends💞 Lifelong friendships forming😮 Realizing scary changes can turn into really good ones🧠 Comparing this to your brother’s school change — and how he thrivedAge 24 memories: 🎨 Working at a magazine and LOVING life✍️ Being a designer who also loved writing🤡 Extremely questionable workplace pranks (do not try this at home)👑 Signing a coworker up for Miss Universe as a prank (she placed Top 17 in Canada 😳)👢 Swapping new shoes for old ones as a prank💨 Convincing a new boss Mom had a medical farting condition (using a fart app)🖼️ Secretly planting a framed headshot in a coworker’s desk😂 Laughing about it all years later at reunionsLife thoughts sprinkled throughout: 🧩 You don’t remember everything — just weird little moments🌱 Change is scary but usually helps you grow🧠 If you want to remember something forever, tell yourself that in the moment❤️ You are loved for who you are, not what you do😴 You are very allowed to fall asleep during this episodeSleep safety rating: extremely safe Important note: Mom hopes you’re already asleep

29 min
12/17/2025

Trees, Tech & Tired Thoughts

In this episode, Mom talks about: 🌳 A very good climbing tree (RIP tree)🍉 A watermelon-looking bathing suit and photo memories🏡 Moving from Pointe-Claire, Quebec to Burlington🌿 Jumping hedges, high jump dreams, and worrying about Omi cutting herself with hedge clippers⚾ Playing catch with Opa (and maybe getting hit in the face with a baseball)🚗 A weird shared driveway with a tiny cliff you could fall off💻 Growing up with so many computers and early “coding” before it was cool⌨️ Being weirdly good at typing in school🎮 Playing Mario and Donkey Kong at friends’ houses with short, uncomfortable cords💿 Cassette tapes, CDs, six-disc changers, and watching technology change in real time👄 Lip Smackers (especially the good flavours… and the weird Dr. Pepper one)👯 Best friends, long visits, mono, and endless Super Mario sessions☎️ The very first phone call with a friend while playing a computer game💭 How certain objects, sounds, and games always remind you of specific people😴 Reassurance that you don’t have to stay awake for any of thisMood: calm, wandering, slightly sick Mom voice Sleep level: very safe to fall asleep Important reminder: You can listen again tomorrow

14 min

8 Episodes

My girls ask me tell them stories about my life every night before bed. By bedtime I am running on empty and can't recall memories. So they asked me to record myself telling them stories about my life. So this is the podcast. These stories are uneventful and are meant to put my girls to bed. GO TO BED.

Creator

Robin
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

8
Rating

Clean
Copyright

© 2025