Lasers & Losers

Lasers & Losers

In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join this group of mercenaries as they journey across the galaxy likely leaving it in a worse state than they found it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 1

  1. Episode 1

    Ep.1 - A Sad Space Elephant

    Four strangers. A sad elephant. Space. How do all these things fit together? Find out, as these four losers take a job from infamous headhunter Big D. Smooth Sailing right? Wait...is that a sexy space cowboy? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 11m

  2. Episode 2

    Ep.2 - 3 Deaths and a HR Violation

    Our group of losers with lasers make their way to Dr Chutka. Will they be able to find this yellow mystery and where will he take them? Meanwhile, Dayron's secret mission from the Crimson Moon weighs heavy on his mind. Lambda remains a confusing mystery. Vexo still dreams of a return to his glory days and Balion has bold designs on using his new weapon. This can only end well... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 2m

  3. Episode 3

    Ep.3 - Urine for a Treat

    The Losers traverse the mines with the elusive Dr Chutka, in search of a mysterious ancient vault. Full to the brim with wonder, curiosity and hopefully... good loot. Along the way Vexo gets an ace in the hole, Dayron finds a vibrating stick, Lambda hides and Balion tells his foes where to shove it. Just another day in the Provectus Galaxy. This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 6m

  4. Episode 4

    Ep.4 - Two Pints of IPA & a Pack of Jelly Beans

    Our loveable losers find themselves mysteriously transported out of the Zu'rai structure... but where are they now? Recent developments call for more protection and a trip to the black market, but questions remain. Will Lambda be able to master himself? And what more could this devilishly handsome cowboy want from Dayron? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  5. Episode 5

    Ep.5 - Suspicious Fish

    Our losers find themselves carrying out their mission for the devilishly handsome crimson moon representative. How will they make their way through security, and more importantly, how do they plan on getting out alive with the cargo? One thing's for sure: it smells awful fishy round here... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 1m

  6. Episode 6

    Ep.6 - Lukewarm Pursuit

    Our intrepid "heroes" have survived their encounter with the H.A.M.R. bots and escaped with the goods, no thanks to Balion's inability to aim or the evil machinations of a devious fish. Fleeing in a transport vehicle, this will surely be an incident-free flight back to Jacobs, the sexy space cowboy... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min

  7. Episode 7

    Ep.7 - All Hail The Skunt Queen

    Losers assemble! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving, because of course he does.... but where might our merry band find him? Perhaps the sexy cowboy’s intel on a ‘Skunt Queen’ might be useful after all. Let’s find out whatever that is and do our best to save the galaxy’s most useless hamster. This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

  8. Episode 8

    Ep.8 - See Ya Later Ray Romano

    Losers stay assembled! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving... still. What could make a dangerous and unplanned rescue even more precarious? Well, how about Balion having a personal moment at exactly the wrong time! How will these losers get themselves out of this one? Surely Lambda wouldn't be the answer... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

  9. Episode 9

    Ep.9 - Is This The End?

    Aegis protocol....? Why does Lambda look like that? Will it save our favourite losers? We better hope it does or our plucky group are done for. This is a lot of work just to raid some rich guy's office after saving a useless space hamster claiming to be a doctor, but our losers are greedy so that's what they're gonna do! This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr

  10. Episode 10

    Ep.10 - Anime Beach Episode Pt.1

    Away day for the gang! We're off to Sidero, the famous vacation destination, to reclaim a NFT for her highness The Skunt Queen from a nefarious... mouse? Man? Maus? Lets find out. Just remember its all about the friends we make along the way and our group are great with new people as we've learned.... This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 4m

  11. Episode 11

    Ep.10 - Anime Beach Episode Pt.2

    Everything is going to plan! Everything is going wrong! Balion is a secret genius! One truth and two lies... I'm sure Mr Maus' version of this deadly game will be much harder than that. How will our ragtag losers get out of this one, and what will we learn about them all on the way? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
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In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join this group of mercenaries as they journey across the galaxy likely leaving it in a worse state than they found it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Lasers & Losers
  • Episodes
    11
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
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