The Fifth Trimester

We Don't Have Time For This

Our little sisters, Bella and Lu, are chronically online to keep us cool and relevant as we emerge from the trenches.

  1. 1d ago

    Kylie Minogue Just Schooled Tones and I

    It’s the first official day of school holidays, so we're here to help you through the next few weeks! First up, why the VMAs red carpet is our all-time fave, and did Taylor Swift just address THAT Photoshop scandal? Also, why is Johnny Depp eating media walls, and proof Jacob Elordi is the ultimate wife guy-in-training. Kylie Minogue’s AFL performance was a masterclass in professionalism — take note, Tones And I. We’re breaking down the 58-year-old’s epic show, from the Easter eggs and celeb cameos to its bigger impact on Australian sport and music. Our INs and OUTs include a wacky new swimwear trend, Bogong moths BE GONE, an underwear level-up, and why BB is raging against calling your partner your bestie.  Mentions: Watch Kylie Minogue’s full performance at the AFL Grand Final  Bared Footwear Surni men’s underwear Joyrolla water bottles Bec & Bridge layered bikinis Speedo kids’ swimmers LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. Sep 21

    Channing Tatum’s burner account just revealed a HUGE secret

    We’re fresh from the BEST weekend in Melbourne and feeling all THE FEELS after meeting so many gorgeous DLs. Lu’s found a bingeable new show, BB has a huge round-up of all the live music heading Down Under, and you need to watch Troye Sivan’s new Party video clip immediately. Then, we’re deep-diving into the Ed Sheeran and Macklemore fallout. Two men. Two very different political stances. And now, one of the biggest pop culture stories of the year. Next up, it’s the very silly celeb story we so desperately needed. Channing Tatum’s alleged burner account has been unearthed and it proves he’s just as insecure as the rest of us. But what on earth must Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles think of it?! Finally, our INs and OUTs include an exciting new celeb beauty line, a lip product that DOES NOT work, and one very important question: why don’t TV series recap previous seasons anymore?! Mentions: Netflix’s Monster The Lizzie Borden Story Calvin Harris’ Australian tour tickets  Fatboy Slim Australian tour tickets Leon Bridges Australian tour tickets Troye Sivan’s Party music video Inside Troye Sivan’s Midcentury Melbourne Oasis, Architectural Digest tour Troye Sivan’s interview on Las Culturistas Lara Worthington’s beauty brand, OMMAGE LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  3. Sep 14

    Can we just let Ellidy Pullin, Meghan Markle & Sydney Sweeney LIVE?!

    No pleasantries today, fam, there’s just far too much juicy goss to get stuck into. First cab off the rank - Australian podcaster Ellidy Pullin is engaged to Brock Wadsworth, and we couldn’t be happier for her, but the media just won’t leave her alone. Did you see that mother monster Lady Gaga is an actual mother? Gaga welcomed her first child and it was a total surprise. From one iconic singer to the next, Celine Dion is officially back on the stage after six years and battling stiff person syndrome, and it’s a sight to behold. Meghan Markle just shared her first dispatches from their new life in the UK, and we have some editing notes. Have you watched Sydney Sweeney’s latest raunchy ad for gambling company Novig? Is it rage-bait? Is it marketing genius? Or do we have no f***s left to give? Lu is spilling the tea on the time she worked at Merivale for Sydney hospitality baron Justin Hemmes, and what his romance with model Simone Holtznagel can teach us about being a society woman in 2026. Meanwhile, BB is furious with The Spice Girls for the biggest stitch-up since they dogged their Australian leg of their world tour in 2007. Rounding it all out with our beloved INs and OUTs, including the colour of spring, a juicy new book, rooftop pools and a stupid internet trend we want to put in the bin.  Mentions: Elysium Manly Life of M by Rachel Cusk KNOW THYSELF LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  4. Sep 7

    Does Becoming A Mum Make You A Bad Friend?

    We are BACK from the MOST exciting weekend of our lives, opening the Sydney leg of the Know Thyself tour! We’re sharing all the goss from the weekend that was, plus we’re desperate to watch Sharon Horgan’s new show, Youth, and we reveal all the 2027 Coachella headliner rumours. Also, Nicole Kidman’s divorce glow-up is such a vibe and her surprise weekend in Sydney proves it. We watched the Raygun docco over the weekend so you don’t have to. Did it help or hinder the reputation of the 39-year-old academic-slash-university lecturer-slash-B-girl-slash-internet meme? And what it can teach us about imposter syndrome. We have notes. And, does being a mum turn you into a bad friend? Model and mother-of-three Jesinta Franklin thinks it does, and we have THOUGHTS. Finally, our beloved ins and outs include the single parent tax, the shoes of spring and the ultimate period saviour. Mentions: Have you entered our Harbourlife competition?  Mitch Churi - how Raygun should have handled the media attention  Jesinta Franklin’s Substack: Has becoming a mum made me a bad friend? Scarlet Period heat pack Twoobs, The BFFs Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  5. Sep 1

    BONUS EP: What the frock are we wearing this spring? 🌸

    Spring has officially SPRUNG, so we’re asking the most important question: what the hell are we wearing? We’re joined by our style queen and former Vogue digital director Ali Izzo to break down the trends mums can actually wear this season. From jeans and shoes to prints, colour combos, accessories and everything in between, Ali’s giving us the spring wardrobe cheat sheet we need.  Follow Ali on Instagram @ali__izzo Tickets to Know Thyself live show Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  6. Aug 31

    Facelifts At 33 & BIG News

    BB got her dream hair and then she got nits, why must life be so cruel? It was a busy weekend with Pod Husband Tobes running the Sydney Marathon, only for Bella to massively drop the ball at the finish line. Do we feel like celeb plastic surgery is all getting a bit cooked right now? It’s a chat we’ve wanted to have for a long time, but over the past few weeks it’s really hit fever pitch with 33-year-old Australian influencer Ruby Tuesday Matthews heading to Korea for a facelift. As two millennial women who do things to our faces, we’re breaking it all down. Our INs and OUTs include a tasty new hybrid snack, bedazzling, the power of a red nail and a spooky new Instagram feature. Finally, we’re dropping our huge announcement and we’re FIZZING with excitement.  Mentions: Bizza shapes Watch Race Around the World, Forever 35  How Skinny-tok and Fascism ended up on the same FYP Tickets to Know Thyself live show Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  7. Aug 24

    Would You Have A Baby With Your Stepbrother?

    Lu has some VERY exciting news but it comes off the back of a hectic AF week. Then, would you marry your stepbrother if it was TRUE love? One actress has faced this exact dilemma and it’s really making us think. We’re also low-key obsessed with Benny Blanco’s radical pizza diet… but is the whole thing actually a hoax? Plus, is Taylor Swift baiting us, or is it AI? We’re breaking down the latest Swiftie updates. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are moving back to the UK and the world has BIG FEELINGS about it. But the real reason behind the move has reportedly been revealed, and it may have something to do with Megs being in her Fifth Trimester, but it’s maybe already hit a snag?! And our beloved INs and OUTs feature a buzzy new word, a disastrous haircut courtesy of Lu’s boyfriend, a Book Week call to arms and one very cheugy throwback.   Mentions: F*ck Failure by Benny Blanco Tina Brown’s Substack, Fresh Hell The Diana Chronicles by Tina Brown Come and hang out with us in Sydney or Melbourne’s Know Thyself shows! Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  8. Aug 18

    Why Hayden Panettiere’s Death Has Rocked Millennials

    Hollywood actress Hayden Panettiere has tragically died at just 36 years old from a suspected overdose. She was found unresponsive at a residence in Greenville, South Carolina, on Sunday, August 16. A true millennial icon, Hayden began acting as a child and broke through in Remember the Titans at just 10 years old, before going on to star in Heroes, Nashville and the Scream franchise. Bella is joined by Gem to unpack the devastating news in real time, reflecting on Hayden’s extraordinary career, the darker side of growing up in the Hollywood machine, and the complicated intersection of child stardom, exploitation and addiction that she spoke so openly about throughout her life. **If anything we talk about today brings something up for you, Lifeline is available 24/7 on 13 11 14 Mentions: Hayden Panettiere’s final interview on Jay Shetty’s podcast This Is Me: A Reckoning by Hayden Panettiere   Follow us: @the_fifth_trimester See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Our little sisters, Bella and Lu, are chronically online to keep us cool and relevant as we emerge from the trenches.

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  • Creator
    We Don't Have Time For This
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    The Fifth Trimester

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